WOOMY
WOOMY
Adam Smith
Isaac Walker
Mamnemi
Tyler Jones
Causing chaos with Callie!
Levi Moore
squid kids are cute
idolfags are cringe
Joseph Collins
Can't talk about squidgame. Must post leaks and cringe and smash threads
Lincoln Russell
Are mods retarded? Chaos team btw
Jack Wood
Bentley Gutierrez
>tfw chose unicorn for this splatfest and chose order for last splatfest
who else /doubleagent/ here
Joshua Martin
What team do I choose if I believe in minimal law?
Blake Hughes
We had a thread archived not long ago with the same exact same image and text. Mods see that as a general, which is not allowed
Justin Murphy
Who's ready for fly octo fly/ebb and flow (octo)
Adrian Murphy
MORE E3 THREADS!
Tyler Hernandez
Makes sense. Shoulda been Veemo
Anthony Wright
IMMA BOUTTA DO IT
Tyler Peterson
Watch_Squids soon if Order wins the final splatfest.
Will you fight for JUSTICE Yea Forums?
Jordan Rogers
I'm waiting for the one true song
Jason Young
I hope that and ink me up shows up. The chaos vs order vid plays the calamari inkantation for the first half then witches to ebb and flow in the latter half
Owen Bell
Antifa Posers get the bat.
WORLD OF STRENGTH Squiddo. See you in the Thunderdome
Jacob Edwards
Benjamin Rogers
Ah yes, because there's no such thing as daily threads on Yea Forums that get archived all the time. No sir, we gotta get rid of all this talk of squids and splatoon, that's the real problem.
Jason Gomez
Other songs were played in the middle of those but I can't quite make it out what they are.
William Miller
The eternal WOOMY
Luis Clark
Hey, I'm not a mod. I am just guessing the reason why they might delete a thread
Adrian Myers
>get to canonically fight Antifa now
Get ready to be hurt
James Watson
>like squidkids but spla2n seems to be basically over with coming splatfest and i got a switch this year
buy yn
Jaxon Richardson
Y. What else are you gonna play until 3?
Ethan Evans
join us
Caleb Hall
LAWKEKS BTFO
Sebastian Wood
Y. The only thing that's over is the splatfests. The playerbase is still thriving.
Christopher Collins
Mods' retardation isn't our fault
Julian Collins
Yes. Splatoon 2 will still be active just like Splatoon 1
Matthew Martin
Brody Johnson
Here
My loyalty is to Marie anyways
Noah Lewis
order has best girls and best potential for aesthetics
Dylan Johnson
Are the killer wails and hyper bombs team exclusive? I'm picking order but damn if I won't be salty about not getting to use the wail again at least once
Samuel Ramirez
>Implying we don't want Order to win so we'll get to be the protrags on Splatoon 3.
Pearl represents everything wrong with Inkling society.
Tyler Allen
pap pap imagine barefoot veemo running towards you
Leo Carter
Implying those nerds can defeat the Goddess
Brandon Diaz
Is she gonna give me a hug? That's all I want.
Adrian Hernandez
I love marina but i can't turn down unicorn's pastel blue ink. Team order has the best characters so that's an easy choice.
Elijah Price
Cooper Perez
Ian Smith
phew that UNDERAGED SEX sure was tiring
Oliver Robinson
Asher Young
I prefer the normal game modes over the splatfests so them being over won't bother me anyway.
Grayson Phillips
Why are splatoon fans either pedos or trannies? Is it because its a skilless game?
John Parker
I'll see if i can maybe find a used copy
Jackson Hall
>Denies your “superiority”
>kills you
It’s not that hard
Andrew Howard
Unless killer wail can turn, hyper bombs are superior because it's turf war. Especially if you can use them post match
Easton Hughes
bunch of fags in here talk about e3 you losers.
Lincoln Diaz
Fuck you post squids instead
Dominic Phillips
Bunch of cool people in here, thank you for not talking about e3 you wonderful people
Blake Rogers
...
Nicholas Roberts
>Marie, Marina, Agents 3 and 8
How the fuck can chaos even compete
Dylan Rodriguez
How would a Watch_Squids game work?
Aiden Sanchez
I always just pick what I like instead of sticking with one idol
Ian King
fucking faggots.
Dominic Davis
Thank you, Woomy. When all of Western gaming is going to shit, seeing this Woomy smile brightened my day.
Jackson Hill
Help Order win and find out
Logan Garcia
They have this girl
Carson Richardson
Leo Johnson
Jackson James
stfu retards.
Ryder Ramirez
Where can i find more concept art btw
Landon Jones
Chaos
Christian Baker
with Iso Padre
Gavin Bailey
dynamax veemo
Brayden Powell
why you keep spamming this thread you fucking retard
you pedofucks ought to be euthanized
Nathan Lee
Marie!
Adam Allen
I hope we get a spinoff before 3.
Andrew Morris
I can't even begin to fathom the levels of smug if Marie's team wins the final splatfest again.
John Campbell
are you siding with agent 3 or agent 4?
Bentley Flores
I hope everyone picks the correct side.
Liam Wilson
I'm neutral actually.
Owen Ross
>an earnest good girl or a sulky cheater
The choice is clear.
John Taylor
Oh god, I am firmly on Team order and I do want to win but part of me would feel bad for the Callie fans if that happens
Eli Price
>Becomes Octavio's slut again in Splatoon 3, but this time willingly.
>Meanwhile Marie becomes playable in singleplayer.
Dominic Johnson
Grizzco sociopaths get out of my conceptual conflict REEEEEEEEEEE
Angel Adams
Look at this smug girl and her own Marinated Headphones
Nolan Flores
I'm going with the one that fucks 8 every night.
Dylan Green
There's only one option.
Cameron Ross
"The Arms Dealers will inherit the world, because everyone else is too busy splatting each other. Want to know the secret to survival? Never go to war, especially with yourself."
Jason Ramirez
Also don't think I'd leave out my girl and her Pearlescent Crown
Jayden Garcia
Agent 3
Gavin Peterson
Well I'm gonna start a worker's union on your precious company, see if you like it. Your move, radioshit.
Leo Thomas
soon. fate will decide
Henry Mitchell
Inner Agent 3. I'm not going against that shit ever again.
Jaxson Brown
r8 my woomy please
Jason Bailey
Looks huggable/10
Mason Roberts
Good squid
Luke Barnes
So Grizz knew the end was near is that why he released the feet he just wants to see it burn
Carson Myers
>mr.grizz is pure evil
>wants to make a "brighter future" for inkopolis
>Says the same thing tartar said in being apart of something bigger than yourself
>wins either way no matter the choice
Hunter Gutierrez
>Chaos Vs order
>We won't get this song
Oliver Gomez
cute woomy
Levi Howard
Post your main.
Connor Ortiz
Never forget that the Splatoon 2 Artbook is finally getting a translation 3 months after the final splatfest.
At this rate we get the October expansion Artbook when Splatoon 3 gets it's first dlc.
Hunter Adams
O C T O B R U S H
Brandon Howard
>paying for ebooks
Adam Bennett
As ever I side with best girl
Order is the choice for anons that don’t want control of their fates
Aaron Morgan
Nolan Adams
Team chaos.
Gavin Watson
James Reyes
Cute yebbies!
Parker Sullivan
>smiles that you want to protect
aslo order bros rise UP
Julian White
I sometimes think that, perhaps, Yea Forums isn't so bad after all and then there's threads like these which absolutely reminds me to lose all the ounce of hope I had left of this place.
Dylan Cooper
Carbon Roller
Andrew Moore
Usually these threads are just soulless repetitive reposts of the same 30 images that the same 5 people keep in their "waifu" folders
Liam Nelson
Are you sure you posted in the right thread?
Jaxon Miller
>worker's union in a chaotic world of strength
>worker's union in a world of order where Grizzco is willing to do the wetwork Marina can't dirty her tentacles with
BE GLAD YOU'RE ALIVE BOY, I'D SAY THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE
Mason Gray
You all deserve the same treatment as furries.
Andrew Murphy
More gear for Splat3n
Leo Myers
Splatoon fans don't dress up like squids in public, spread HIV or leave used diapers lying around
Luis Rogers
there's always been shit like this, well, maybe not always, but easy for the past 12 years
Jayden Edwards
This, the absolute state of furries trying to retain the high ground despite having an active animal fucking scene blatanty exposing themselves on social media is appalling.
Matthew Sullivan
i want to be a brella main, any tips? i just unlocked undercover
Noah Myers
Octo boys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>everyone else
William Long
Sure do have some pedophiles, though.
Connor Ward
The cephalopod kids look more human though.
Gavin Allen
that's still furries actually, lolicons are good lads
Grayson Long
Splatoon fans jerk off to cartoon teenaged characters explicitly intended to be sexy
Furries rape animals and bring actual children to their fetish conventions in child-sized fetish suits
Adrian Bell
You'd have to actually leave your basement for the first two things, but you're still disgusting.
Elijah Jackson
I like Splatoon but I've actually never fapped to any character.
Asher Wood
played splat 1 a couple days ago and played 1 match before it could no longer find enough players
Joshua Hall
where do you think we are?
Ayden Williams
don't lie to me user
Jeremiah James
Literally, every character has their ass crack showing. it's clear they are meant to be sexualized.
Logan Jenkins
I know this may seem crazy but I'm not.
Brandon Brown
Hell, no thanks to you.
Jaxson Roberts
I believe you. I haven’t either
Brayden Morris
>Teenagers
Landon Perez
>he doesn't know
Joseph Lewis
fourTEEN
Nicholas Howard
I love being a pedo
Austin Ramirez
Giantess Woomy!
Chase Jenkins
>14 years old
Luis Williams
Inklings are in their mid-teens at minimum
They're like five feet tall on average
Jason Thompson
The former still makes you a degenerate, user.
Oliver Roberts
based
Grayson Gutierrez
how do i get good at living longer? it seems like everywhere i go i get splatted by a roller around the corner or by a charger with a sightline down the choke i'm trying to ink
Matthew Scott
So does using Yea Forums
Andrew Ramirez
Is there any way to hear the Splatfest music after they end though?
Carson Lewis
I only know how to use an Undercover, but here's what I know.
Be careful of Buckets, they can throw their ink over your shield. Blasters are even worse, they can one-shot your shield and hit around it with their splash. Your shield also breaks if someone throws a bomb at it.
Chargers are easy game. So are Splatlings if you can get the drop on them.
If a Brush gets in your face and starts swinging, you can beat them by walking backwards while keeping your fire up.
Ramps and other inclines are your friends, use them.
Don't be intimidated by your shield's low health or your gun's weak power, together they're plenty enough to play aggressive, and you outright beat most Shooters in a upfront shootout.
And most importantly, keep in mind that your shield gets a full heal whenever you get a kill or a kill assist. If you can get them in a line, it can actually be in your benefit to fight multiple enemies because you can just muscle through them one after another. With the help of an ally's Ink Armor, I once mowed through an entire team on my own.
Easton Jenkins
youtube.com
Brandon Reed
It's not on the DDR thing? Never tried myself.
Landon Mitchell
Don't get hit
Shoot them first
Angel Garcia
Soon.
Isaiah Smith
They look more like 10-12 years old though, not that I'm complaining...
Joseph Martinez
Adrian Anderson
Cute tummy
James Martinez
MUH
Leo Parker
10 year olds wouldnt wear their pants that low
Henry Moore
Well, that's your own mistake for trusting your own stupid eyes over a couple of off-hand Word of God statements.
Christian Morales
Do you think Will splatoon 3 start development and appear on the Switch?
or until the next game comes out?
Xavier Reed
awesome, thank you i didnt expect so much. i appreciate it! i'll keep everything in mind when i can play online later.
just gotta say, ink mines suck, if only you could toss them slightly into enemy ink. enemies will never be walking in your ink to step in one
Xavier Harris
Devs left for Animal Sims
Gabriel Powell
CHAOS, CHAOS
youtube.com
Ethan Sullivan
Is there any point in getting the hero weapons? Seems like a ton of effort. At least Octo expansion split the rewards over smaller chunks
Elijah Williams
Only if you want a cute skin.
Joshua Kelly
what animal sims?
the animal crossbreed games?
Jeremiah Smith
They're purely cosmetic, so only if you really like their design and/or the challenge of going through the campaign again.
Anthony Lee
>gets killed while trying to open brella
Isaiah Kelly
Aminal Crossing
Parker Allen
I got it for the Brella when Splatoon 2 first came out and the Brella wasn't even available for multiplayer yet
I was wrecking with the Brella when it finally dropped for online play
Nathaniel Taylor
Are any of the amiibos worth getting?
Joseph Ramirez
Alright bros, just got a Switch in time for the final fest. Does Nintendo usually do sales on E3 or something? I was going to buy the game now, but I figured I might as well wait for tomorrow.
Evan Bell
Fuck can't wait for Aminal Crossing for the Nindento Swicht
Camden Carter
Don't worry, Ink Mines go off when they're covered by enemy ink, and their blast radius is usually wide enough to hit whoever tripped it. Bear in mind they echolocate whoever they hit, so it's best to use them as an alarm system, placing them on vantage points or at the entrance to important areas.
Brandon Torres
The Splatoon dev team is mostly made up of the former Animal Crossing team
Presumably this is why there's been a drought of real Animal Crossing content and why the new Animal Crossing title wasn't announced until major Splatoon 2 content had finished
Oliver James
Same bor
Gabriel Lee
maybe but do not count on it
Xavier Thomas
It was on sale last year after E3 but that was also promoting the Octo Expansion, Nintendo sales are rare and unpredictable
Asher Jenkins
that's my main you double nigger
Landon Bell
I still wonder why they have such rare sales
Alexander Hall
They announced they're doing an E3 sale.
Owen Gray
The scaling on this felt off considering how big a blender is to the inklings
Josiah Cox
It was just a big blender
Jace Long
My nignog
Josiah Wilson
Bloblobber desu
Jack Ramirez
Splatoon is shit and I can't wait for the franchise to die.
Gabriel Rodriguez
Cool user!
Noah Butler
I'll give you a hint
Isaiah Johnson
The franchise will live on longer than you could ever hope to :3
Gavin Nguyen
God DAMN I love Hime
Justin Cook
How do I stop liking Pearl?
Blake Robinson
Inklings are human-sized, Pearl and Marina have canon heights given in centimeters
There's a lot of wacky props and gadgets that resemble human technology (like most of the weapons) but it doesn't mean anything, they're just over or undersized for gameplay and aesthetic purposes
David King
A BAG OF DICKS AND CROWS
Jonathan Powell
I hate you.
Benjamin Kelly
Why would you want to?
John Cooper
When this shit came out it tipped me over. Then I played OE and it became worse.
Michael Bennett
What concept could be use to rip off Splatoon concept of paint the floor and swimming in it?
Maybe lava vs Ice creatures? so one can delete the other, and then they can move inside their element transformed as lizards, and turn invisible if not moving like chameleons.
Noah Martinez
I'm not helping you kill Splatoon, user
Joseph Parker
why was this deleted? which rule did it break?
Aaron Williams
He implied he is into real girls too I guess
Rules are a joke moderation is largely enforced randomly, you should know this
Matthew Cox
>Implying i could kill it just by having a dumb brainstorm
Have you seen the asses of thouse skids. its perfect, even if the imaginary game was better it could do nothing
now spit the ink
Robert Ramirez
Q17 and the last question always get me. Pearl comes off as kind of goofy girl who's just having fun but then she gives those answers with laser precise sincerity. The purity of them is so damn touching.
Blake Cruz
Encouraging actual pedoshit is not allowed
I remember Hiroshima made that clear when he was being asked about loli stuff after he took over. "I want to fuck the squid kids" is fine, not the real thing
Elijah Fisher
The better question is why wasn't he publicly banned.
Xavier Martin
Oddly wholesome for a vulgar girl
Luis Jones
dumb normalfag
Bentley White
Public bans outside the OP are generally bad practice because the point of them is to make an example out of someone, if they're buried in a thread few people will see it and it will almost always completely derail the thread of any meaningful discussion
Tyler Bennett
Greetings fellow OrderChads! I hope we are all prepared for the critical moment. This is a friendly reminder to give it your all, and don't forget to pen the names of formidable opponents so we can add them to the stew.
Blake Smith
There is no meaningful discussion in this thread, unless you count the mad pedo right above you.
Adam Watson
disgusting normalfag
Brayden Ward
angry mad or crazy mad?
Ryder Collins
I only speak the truth
Matthew Phillips
Me too.
Logan Jackson
I hope Salmon Run is available all the time in 3
Henry Bailey
The promotional art has Mr. Grizz in the middle and the Chaos side gear is Salmonid themed, so it's pretty likely they could even be part of the next game's story mode
Logan Thomas
can you mariefag go one day without being shitty
Adam Clark
Yeah I've always thought it was a weird thing to limit an entire seperate game mode to only certain play windows, even if I'm not as into it as some folks are.
Carter Martinez
I hope they get rid of the windows since I play Salmon Run the most.
Elijah Anderson
Ryder Collins
>bet
Easton Ward
Which will come first.
>A Spinoff
>Splatoon 3
>Crossover
Leo Allen
Squid Kids(Adults) in Animal Crossing
Camden Butler
i always win
now prepare for work
Noah Sanchez
In order of Most Likely to least likely
Spin-off
Splatoon 3
Crossover
Jacob Wright
Probably spinoff games, Animal Crossing got a few while they were focused on Splatoon
I'm sure Nintendo understands that Splatoon 3 on the same system would just cannibalize Splatoon 2's playerbase
Tyler Russell
fuck off
Isaiah Sanchez
spinoff
Brandon Lee
Sir, please, I need a dental plan with how many times the fishfucks kick my teeth in...
Liam Smith
Lincoln Jones
youtube.com
Anime when?
Landon Wright
Alexander Johnson
But we already have one :^)
Henry Gray
>anime
should we tell him guys?
Carter Carter
The idea is that nintendo what's everyone to play the main game and learn a variety of weapons and stages, instead of only playing charger and only playing on humpback pumptrack. That's why the weapons in salmon run are randomized, to force you you to learn new weapon play styles and say "gee, this blaster is pretty good. I should bring this into ranked". Same reason the maps are on mandatory rotation, every game mode that isn't turf-war/ranked is supposed to help you develop skills that translate to turf-war/ranked, even the single player campaign.
Tyler Nelson
>Anime when
Please, don't bring this subject up again.
Alexander Roberts
Noah Martinez
why should we tell him when it doesn't exist
Jack Sullivan
Cutie
Christian Cooper
user...
Ian Perry
You're right. It doesn't.
Aiden Ross
w-what's wrong
Lucas Myers
Can you guys stop bitching about the comic anime already.
Chase Nguyen
Ryder Ortiz
But I want an actual SoL squid anime desu
Andrew Martin
super hot, source?
Josiah Clark
Please get me the fuck out of 21XX, I literally had a Gootuber go 3(2) and 8 lose me 22 points
Landon Mitchell
You don't have to keep treating it like it's an abomination when it's exactly what it's billed as though. Who knows, it could be the precursor to some kind of anime. It's not uncommon for something to get an animated manga first.
Alexander Sanchez
I'll calm my autism for now
Ethan Martin
what even is the appeal of the goo tuber or the bamboozler
the stock/kensa charger are the best to me desu
John Young
Of course.
Ryan Bennett
God i wanna breed a ink boi so badly
Jeremiah Diaz
that's not how it works
Julian Gutierrez
Alright bois
>final splatfest team
>favorite girl
>favorite map
>favorite track
>favorite weapon
GO
Bentley Brooks
Juan Taylor
If you're rough enough and shoot enough deep you'll mark em as yours
Juan Sanders
Chaos
Pearl
Arowana Mall
youtube.com
N Zap
Jayden Lopez
>Team Chaos
>Callie
>Kelp Dome
>Shark Bytes
>Luna blaster
Dominic Watson
Chaos
Pearl
Don't have one
Nasty Majesty
Bloblobber
Nathan Cruz
>final splatfest team
Chaos
>favorite girl
DJ Octavio
>favorite map
Mako Mart
>favorite track
Chopscrewey
>favorite weapon
Splattershot jr
Adrian James
Brayden Scott
no you won't
fuck off
Samuel Ortiz
Tyler Stewart
Ethan Cox
Juan Lewis
Nice hips
Ryder Long
>final splatfest team
order
>favorite girl
marie
>favorite map
Inkblot Art Academy
>favorite track
Calamari Inkantation
>favorite weapon
Kensa Charger
Henry White
Benjamin Flores
fuck off
Xavier White
>Kensa Charger
Never really gave chargers in 2 a chance. Is it worth it?
Brandon Hall
i like it, super satisfying landing 1 hit splats, baller special lets you dip from any missed shots amd sprinkler lets you build it up and ink turf
lol
Eli Price
wow ur so cool and smug
Luis Carter
Brayden Harris
Well, I might try it, I just know that S2's maps are a lot more condensed than S1, thus giving chargers the shaft.
Also, why reply to the falseflagger?
Charles Thomas
Choose Order
Easton Wright
stop calling everything a falseflag
Carter Reyes
Failure to boot :( no vidya tyranny wins again.
Daniel Lewis
nah
chaos all day erry day
Samuel Jackson
I'm choosing order because I'm 99% certain chaos will win anyway.
Christian Thomas
how old is the average Splatoon 2 player Yea Forums? I'm scared I'm the only adult playing with a bunch of kids.
Luis Cruz
30 year old boomer here
Andrew Martin
25 in December
Ayden Parker
Look up Nintendo's playerbase statistics
Elijah Perry
Luke Jackson
John Butler
Gorgeous octopus
Leo Davis
Please for the love of god make Order win. I want Splatoon 3 to be about Splat Tim tearing apart a dystopic police state.
Thomas Smith
Angel Sanchez
oh was there a thread earlier today i missed? damn thats what i get for trying to catch up on my backlog
Bentley Barnes
>you will never have a quickie with metalhead Pearl in the bathroom of her tour buss
Just kill me now
Julian Flores
We had a thread that lasted all through the night until like middle of the day, then someone made a thread right afterwards that got deleted, then a new thread appeared not long after
Colton Bailey
woomy
Julian Torres
But Luigi never died.
Bentley Sanchez
>tfw probably no Splatoon news tomorrow after the tournament announcements
Carson Wilson
>ifunny
Oh god dammit I forgot
Kayden Rogers
entire team has to carry toad
even a GOOMBA who has no hands did better than him
Hunter White
God this E3 has been fucking spectacular for me so far, almost every game I play has gotten new shit.
Christopher Baker
doesn't 8 stay with 4
Thomas Wilson
yeah i was there for the one this morning, missed the one that came after i guess. Granted most of us were saying near the end to not make another thread so quickly when it was autosaging
Benjamin Williams
not even in order vs chaos
Connor Thompson
guess someone was really eager to keep talking about squids and octos far a while longer. we do need a break some time soon so we don't get burned out.
Adrian Anderson
>Toad still wears level 1 gear
Camden Gomez
I saw a "leak" last night that said we'll get a Splatoon 2d platformer. We'll see in a little over 16 hours, I guess
Nathaniel Anderson
>Luigi's a girl
Christian Hernandez
Carter Turner
yeah, that and what happened with the mods getting mad or something, we're doing better than the general in overall quality and i hope we can keep it that way. The breaks are real important in that regard
Jack Lopez
Thanks
Jose Morales
Levi Campbell
Serious Callie a cute
Caleb Butler
I'd suggest two or three days
Unless the direct gives us anything else, but it's doubtful.
Adam Ramirez
sounds good to me
Josiah Jenkins
2-3 day gaps have always been what I have advocated for. Some people have suggested like a week between threads but that seems like a bit much IMO.
Thomas Richardson
2-3 days usually, maybe 4 at most
Ryan Davis
Veemo everyday
Hunter Foster
i think it depends on the lull, if things get a bit hectic too quickly a 4 day break seems good, but if its been relatively quiet and there havent been problems 2-3 days seems good
Lincoln Butler
beebo
Gabriel Murphy
Seething callienigger
Jaxson Scott
why do you hate callie
Caleb Hill
I'm convinced if they're really gonna go with the Order vs Chaos thing in Splatoon 3 they're gonna end up dressing Pearl in her metalhead outfit in the next game.
Dylan Jones
I will join team chaos specifically for this
Eli Long
haha that's fucking great
Easton Gray
its cool that mariefags still act exactly the same since 2015
Nicholas Ortiz
I want my own daughter beebo
Dylan Flores
Kayden Campbell
god why is she so gorgeous?
Cameron Cook
Josiah Wright
>ywn have veemo and woomy daughters
Just fuck me up
Ethan Cook
This is legitimately one of the hottest splatoon porns I've seen. It's all in the subtlety.
Ryan Morgan
It's all about that petite figure.
Andrew Harris
Michael Morales
I love how she's such an exciteable retard.
Logan Rivera
I like the smug
Joseph Bell
Why does pearl still need training wheels
Ryan Wright
She's a dum but cute squid
Christopher Young
So my squid doesn't hurt herself
Jayden Wright
whit this 4 guys?
Samuel Howard
Squids are dum in general. They're just apex predators so nobody fucks with them.
Oliver Adams
she's small and rich enough why doesn't she have a a tricked out big wheels then if the training wheels look dumb
Elijah Thompson
you people are so shitty
Landon Reed
I could beat a squid in a fight
Nicholas Lewis
She wants to ride a big girl bike one day.
I also hear Callie can't ride a bike
Landon Martinez
Level 4 here
As I level up will there be less matches where it's just a massacre on my team? I wanna train to avenge Callie
Cooper Bennett
Is that Setz?
Ryan Green
not really unless you happen to get into a lobby where one or two people arent dominating everyone else
i want a big girl to ride me
Nathaniel Hall
Callie could beat you to death with her floppy bits if she wanted to but she probably doesn't want to
Carson Young
Do you think they'll let us play as older (late teen to adult) inklings in the next game?
Cameron Long
In a month you should be decent enough to not be deadweight. Maybe.
Jordan Roberts
Haha would want that
Isaac Gray
Camden Stewart
Another day, another step close to the coming apocalypse. Octo daughter best daughter.
Mason Jackson
you're late dude
Liam Perry
>notices your broken shield
OwO what's this?
Dylan Wright
Let us usher it in together, herald of the end. Whether consumed by flame or consumed by static nothingness the end of all things draws nigh, and we shall be the harbingers of its blinding radiance,.
James Cook
Based Octo Daughter user
Jacob Peterson
i'd like to see her try
Isaac Cook
i think im gonna pass on the narwhal splatfest, im a little drained when it comes to playing splatoon and i want to be in a good mindset when fighting for chaos
Owen Sullivan
Hello again. New thread, exactly the same as the old one.
Didn't know he was supposed to come at a set time
Xavier Carter
You're not my supervisor.
Hey, when it's this fun and full of new art and fun talk what's not to like?
Grayson Jenkins
>World of Strength
So Order then?
Nolan Gray
Appreciation for keeping the last thread alive,buddy
Jason Lopez
this, the people who keep these threads alive are the MVP's and they should know it
Daniel Cox
Jace Reyes
>had zero faith in my team by wave 3
>they somehow clutch it out with me on sloshing machine
>I had the least amount of eggs but over a thousand kills
I'm just glad I did something, it felt like a shitshow. I hate whoever came up with this loadout.
That worked? Sweet!
Carter Nelson
Was it really their fault of the weapons'?
Wyatt Moore
I am pretty sure I woke up as soon as you left and stopped. We almost reached post limit before image limit.
Hunter Russell
i want to hurt callie!
Zachary Hall
Ethan Torres
Wait how did she get her arm back?
Jayden Hall
Probably a mixture of both, but I've been mostly on top in terms of both egg and kills so people still need to stop being shit.
That makes her a happy veemo.
Easton Fisher
What do you think about this Squeaky dude's project Splat 3 shit?
I like a lot of his designs honestly. Some of his balancing is questionable, though, like schooling in pic related.
Hudson Ross
>Are mods retarded?
Yes. Smash spam should have been moved to /vg/ a long time ago yet they're allowed to have 20 low quality threads up whenever they want.
Ian Williams
Gotta get them 9's at any cost.
Charles Smith
Most of those are false flags, run of the mill shitposters who latch onto every hot topic, and discord troll groups though.
Nathaniel Ramirez
Does he has plans to try and bring it up to Nintendo or is this just some side project
Dylan Kelly
happy veemos is good
Caleb Ward
Also like these tentacle textures so I'll dump those two images real quick
Didn't save it but an user posted a screenshot of him giving a really vague answer to that question, so I guess he's not entirely sure.
Jackson Howard
They are the best.
Any and all rosterfaggotry should be bannable. The front page has been Steve, Banjo, and other bullshit for almost a year now.
Charles Jackson
Daniel Hernandez
Blake Murphy
Callie > Marie
Pearl > Marina
Agent 4 > Agent 3
William Adams
I can't find the motivation to get back into the game, I stopped around the release of Octo Expansion, I think I burnt myself out playing it and can't bring myself to go back to it.
Oliver Howard
>368 posts
>no womb-y
Faggots all of you
Jackson Sanchez
Agent 8 > Everyone else
Asher Fisher
Agent 8 a shit.
Brody Wood
stop spamming that word
Liam Watson
Fuck these weapons and fuck whoever likes them. Even the dapples aren't doing anything with their zero reach and endless steelheads.
He speaks the truth.
Ayden Long
Ian Murphy
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN FAGGOT
Easton Mitchell
you are gay and hate fun lol
Jonathan Flores
nevar 5get
Nathaniel Ross
Yeah, obviously. It's fan art. Turning it into an actual game is just a pipe dream.
Xavier Russell
Shit tastes
Gabriel Barnes
>100 eggs
Finally, some real niggas.
Is it possible to eat that many crows?
Angel Evans
One bite at a time
Luis Fisher
Me on top
Jason Butler
That shit will never stop being hilarious.
Also go order faggots so we can play chaos in splatoon 3, besides order has the better girls.
Gabriel Foster
I really like this artist
he's a resident drawfag on Yea Forums yeah? what's his name?
Julian Ramirez
Setz, he posts on Tumblr
Robert Ward
Pick Chaos so we can have Dystopian Inkopokis in Splatoon 3.
Jordan Thompson
What's /ink/ like currently? Haven't been there in like months.
Kevin Myers
>fixed a problem with my PC audio
I feel like a fucking genius even though it was a simple fix
Jackson Miller
April fool's reverted everything back to shitposting.
Luis Moore
Evan Rogers
Cute cuddling cephs!
Joseph Green
We'll use Veemo next time
Colton Smith
which song is playing in the background? I can't find it there are too many
Oliver Martin
this
Ian Watson
Felt good finishing my session with some people who actually knew how to play. Even a [WUT] that wasn't a mouth breather, against all odds. Still an hour left in the shift, might pop in again in a bit.
Andrew Gray
Entropical by Sashimori
Hudson Brooks
As a splat brella main, I suggest thinking of the weapon as a shotgun. It works best at close-mid range and falls off pretty quickly with distance. You can also pop the shield, then play mind games and wait for them to try and swim around it before dropping the shield and shooting them. Also the tenta brella is honestly too slow to be useful, so stick with the regular or undercover. Run speed up and ink resistance also helps with strafing while shooting.
Connor Adams
thank youuuuuu
Nathaniel Russell
well, that's unfortunate
Angel Fisher
>having to beat every single fucking single player level with each hero weapon to unlock it
Why would they think this is a good idea? What's wrong with them?
Kayden Stewart
Why is veemo tripping balls?
Nicholas Walker
I forgot to mention one of the most important features, popping the shield can save you and teammates from grenades or splashdowns.
William Cooper
The worst part is, I thought unlocking the hero brella would let me use it before the regular brella had been released for multiplayer. I went through that whole thing only to have to wait months before I could actually use it.
Jaxon Nguyen
too many mem cakes
Grayson Foster
Regular brella wasn't even out at launch? What the fuck.
Jacob Sanchez
How do you unlock the hero weapons
Ayden Richardson
Andrew Brown
You have to beat every level of the campaign, including all bosses, with that weapon. The menu tracks which levels you have completed with which weapons.
Kevin Price
Play every single player level with that weapon to make it available in the weapon shop
Nolan Peterson
will one of the splatoon 3 anouncemers be half girl half fish?
Jace Gonzalez
I love callie
Thomas Garcia
Is it worth it
Carter Campbell
The hero weapons are just reskins of their regular equivalents, so if you like how they look it might be worth it, otherwise no.
Carson Bailey
Genetically engineered fishbears that can become cute grills
Nicholas Wood
the only difference from the regular basic version of the same weapon type is bragging rights.
Joshua Thompson
Don't we all?
Jonathan Sullivan
nope
Tyler Kelly
I will avenge her
Hunter Gray
im gonna win it with chaos for her
Christopher Parker
No, they'll be the villains if the sunken scrolls are anything to go by.
Carson Edwards
Orderfags would deny us growth, deny us evolution. They would deny us what it means to truly LIVE. Do not fall for their sweet promises of peace and stability, for it is a lie. Unchanging, unmoving, unending nothingness is the world they would have us stagnate and whither within, but I say no! I say that we shall break the chains they would clasp upon us an seize our own future!
Robert Russell
Chase Cruz
>we're doing better than the general in overall quality and i hope we can keep it that way
if your goal is to make a /c/ thread maybe.
>april
It's been fine recently.
Daniel Foster
i'm a little drunk, but i mean this with 100% sincerity. i love callie with all my heart
Xavier Ortiz
LET THIS THREAD FUCKING DIE
Adam Cruz
awesome thank you! gonna swap between splat and undercover to see which i like more but i will keep your tips in mind while i play
Jose Bailey
Things have slowly recovered, but the mentally unstable spammer has been active.
Brody Peterson
No
Jack James
You replied to the wrong guy
Hunter Ortiz
Gah, shit, that's right
Nicholas Hughes
Dont play the regular undercover, it has the among the worst kits in the game period, play either sorella if you're into killing a lot or kensa if you want to be an unkillable support machine
Also the tenta brella is worth trying if you like supporting a lot, it's canopy launches early and is made to be played around with your team
Leo Murphy
IM THE BUG INSIDE YOU
ONE MORE COD REJECTED
Dylan Phillips
i am probably skip it too, not too interested
Brandon Baker
lets try and settle this right now, will there be any talk of splatoon at the direct? whether it be a repeat of the trailer or something new?
Caleb Martin
Nice try, Pearl. I would never endorse a world order that would let my baby get eaten by marauding savages on a whim's notice. Some things are too important to gamble on such "freedoms".
Carter Sullivan
IM THE SQUID INSIDE YOU
ONE MORE COD REJECTED
FEAR!
FEAR THE KARKEN AND GIVE GLORY TO HIM
Matthew Moore
Just imagine going home to snuggle with your octo gf after four straight days of singing and dancing
Justin Ross
I think they'll go back over what they revealed at the championships since a much larger audience will be watching the Direct. Probably nothing else new.
Nathan Rogers
Probably just a recap of the stuff after the tournament.
Blake Ward
most likely nothing too interesting
Brayden Reed
Cameron Perry
If you would trade freedom for safety you don't deserve it. Enjoy your shackles.
Parker Reed
does anybody know why crying girls give me a hard on?
Dominic Myers
You like seeing other people in pain?
Jayden Evans
Jason Moore
fuck i love that so much. i wish there was more of MXC but i know it wouldnt be the same nowadays
Adam Moore
oh, I remember that.
yeah, probably best to leave it as is
William Reed
Ryan Ross
not really it's so weird
Christian Howard
How...terrifying
Ryan Diaz
even if i want more id have to agree, its best to leave it and remember it for how good it was
Dominic Hill
Well I don't have any other answers. At least it isn't something serious, unless you start saying/doing things that make people cry
Isaac Jenkins
Callie > Me < Marie
Pearl > Me < Marina
Agent 4 > Me < Agent 3
fixed
Dylan Martinez
Well we've got another successful thread under our belts lads
Jaxon Perez
What freedoms am I losing? The freedom to constantly live in fear? The freedom to watch my loved ones devoured? The freedom to lose everything I hold close to me at a moment's notice? I laugh at your rebellious nature.
I didn't think anyone else saved this. I'm so glad that I requested it.
Isaac Brown
Looks like we're going to hit post limit before image limit
Ryder Jones
Balance is found between eliminating the people's fear of an oligarchy, but also their fear from the malefactors among themselves. Tyranny and anarchy are both oppression: one from a governing body and another from an amorphous mob. Both must be destroyed
tl:dr; fuck demons and angels both.
Lincoln Jones
You don't understand what a world defined by order would entail. No joy. No growth. Utterly static, unchanging and unmoving. In every way as horrifying as a chaotic hellscape. At the very least in a world of chaos one would be free to seize their destiny by their own hands.
Noah Peterson
cuck senpai
Angel Collins
Henry Harris
Dylan Cox
>that notch in 3's ear
Hopefully that'll grow back
Cameron Fisher
>Doomguy joins the splatfest to dunk on both sides
Angel Ramirez
Mason Peterson
4 is so dum
Luis Ward
>lost last game by one egg
This is why you're supposed to get the eggs, and prioritize stingers. 4 of them harassing the group and I couldn't do jackshit because goo tuber cancer. At least the game beforehand I got 98 eggs.
You view order through twisted eyes. Order breeds thought, thought breeds new ideas, new ideas breed breakthroughs and concepts that wildly redefine who we are as a planet and how best to apply ourselves in life. That itself is a little chaos, for no true society got by doing the same thing over and over and over. But true, unadulterated chaos with no order whatsoever? It's but a trough of decay and wickedness. A few individuals rising through the top means a mountain of bodies underneath. The end of a species, of beauty and glory, of family and friends.
Adrian Reed
Xavier Watson
You could say it's a form of autism because of the comments of Marie on her when she gets the collectibles
Ayden James
Grayson Long
Chase Miller
Will we get anything tomorrow? Or is the announcement of the last Splatfest from the tournament it for us?
Oliver Perez
>arms dealer the top of good
kek
Dominic Bailey
even though the thread is near the end of its life, it still needs to be blessed by this beautiful man
Jackson Johnson
If he brings it up that can't use it for legal reasons.
Asher Turner
Feed your ceph
Isaiah Powell
All squids are autistic though
Juan Wright
Christopher Cruz
Love that goofball.
Gavin Parker
Order does not breed thought, order breeds obedience, stagnation, subservience, restriction. Stability can offer brief respite, but at a high price to one's soul.
I'm having fun with this pseudo philisophical drivel
Kayden Howard
>we're gonna hit bump limit before image limit
nice
Hunter Gutierrez
Dominic Perry
nice
Josiah Brooks
Henry Mitchell
Why does the octopus blush?
Wyatt Walker
when they see your dicc
Julian Russell
It's surprisingly fun, if pretty dumb.
Christopher Howard
Having fun is all that matters
Parker Kelly
It's only 3.6 Roentgen
Not great, not terrible. Get her to the infirmary.
Easton Harris
Isaac Hall
She knows I'm going in for the hug and forehead smooch.
I miss Reggie.
Hunter Harris
James Bailey
do you think doug will do a good enough job? obviously he wont be able to fill reggies shoes but will he do well enough to be a replacement people will be content with?
Nathaniel Murphy
Ryan Campbell
Y'all are my niggas and I'm glad I get to waste my days posting cephs with you all