So Ubisoft won e3 right user?

based jon bernthal

lemme ask u sumtin

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At least someone in the audience could be put out of this misery.

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damn Yea Forums told me these guys kill everybody, what went wrong?

FEED ME THE BABY

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dog was clearly scared and also served no purpose

WHEN'S THE DANCE NUMBER?!

that's not very smashed or slammed, what the hell v

Dude, look at him do you see danger in this boy?

Its not a Pitbull you retards

this
toxic males strike again

Top kek, never saw this one before.

Nothing wrong with pitbulls. It is the owners that raise them wrong.

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This is the actor equivalent of bringing a guitar to a party and playing wonder wall. Tom Holland and Tom hardy have both done this shit. The dogs are scared. Leave them at home for fuck sake.

Why was the dog even there? He didn't do anything lol

niggerdog

Someone post the bingo.

What is the dog thinking?

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What was the point in bringing in dog to sit in stage for a couple of minutes? It wasn't relevant and clearly looked uncomfortable. Completely pointless

What's so special about those owners anyway?

highlighted the badassness of the alpha male

as a cat, that pic makes me extremely offended. we need to talk about dogs privileges around humans and possibly deprogram them.

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it's for cute dog points, which he didn't even get because it's a fucking pitbull

Big truu

Agreed. It was wholly unnecessary and the poor thing looked overwhelmed

shitbulls
>clipped ears
>clipped tails
>require a chain just to take in public
>non neutered
pitties
>floppy ears
>long tail
>neutered
>leaner
learn the difference /pol/niggers

I guess the dude was nervous and wanted to bring his dog for comfort

How about you shut the fuck up

I wish I was at home mauling his child

t. pussy beta white boy, who can't control the true alpha dogs.

Why do people always do this regarding literally any animal? Every youtube video involving an animal at all has dozens of replies like this, regardless of what's happening in the video

most owners are niggers
pits that are raised by whites from birth and properly neutered/socialized are fine

Like he wanted to take a shit on all the unmarked space on the stage.

why's everyone so loud
i'm tired
my feet hurt
why can't we just go home
i thought you loved me

because every video of an animal involves them being hurt in someway

This. Sure, some breeds are higher risk, but the way a dog is trained is the biggest factor. With how chill that dog is, you can tell Jon has trained (or at least has had someone) train it well. Pitbulls are sadly just a chav/trailer park popular pick who don't give a fuck.

DESPITE

>shitbull
they would've made it great if it just mauled someone in the crowd randomly

I know no one is going to believe me, but I've met that dog at Washington Square Park in NYC and it literally tried to maul a french bulldog. Jon Bernthal literally had to pull his dog off it cause it had lockjaw and the whole park started yelling at him to put a collar on Bam Bam. The owner of the Frenchie actually tackled Bernthal during the confusion. Pic related.

I talked to Bernthal afterwards, he seemed like a pretty nice guy desu. His Pitbull just got spooked.

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This

Based doggo.

Until they suddenly snap for no reason. The problem with pitbulls is not that they are the most aggressive dogs - they aren't. The problem is that they are the most likely to snap for no reason after years of good behavior.

based Nostradamus.

this, probably no baby's in the room to chew on so he was a sad doggo.

yeah man dog breeds are just like human races lol
what is artificial selection? I don't know, I get all my knowledge about evolution from unsourced Yea Forums memes

I've noticed the majority of Pit attacks are perpetuated by Males that weren't neutered. Maybe there's something there.

I have HAD IT with these mother fucking shitbulls

Scare a pitbull and see what happens.
I guarantee the results are different than 90% of dogs

While dangerous groups do disproportionately own pitbulls, the majority of the owners and people attacked are whites IIRC.

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Chihuahua's have a higher chance or damage to owners but people don't persecute them as much

Imagine throwing them into a river one by one

exactly
neutered dogs have less testosterone and are less prone to roughplay, females should be fixed too
i’ve literally seen female pits rape smaller dogs to death while in heat

Shitbulls were artificially selected to be the most violent and evil dig possible. They were bred to fight each other to death for sport

I need an edit of Keanu, Nakamura, and the dog all sharing a stage.

Source? Oh wait, you're retarded, nvm

Because a bite form a chihuahua is not the same as a bite from a pitbull.

Heroic Pitbull mauls Ubisoft Staff at E3, world rejoices

>It is the owners that raise them wrong
Every.Fucking.Time.

pitbulls are time bombs

Chihuahuas weren't bred to murder other animals like pitbulls were though. pitbulls were bred for brute strength and size, a chiuahua isn't capable of mauling kids to death

Yeah this is something I'm mad people can't understand. The capability of damage of a small dog vs a pitbull. A chihuahua you can fuck with with a good backhand but a pit will rip your hand off at the wrist. Training is essential but it's like an m80 vs a stick of dynamite if something goes wrong.

because body language is identifyable

That dog was factually stressed out

he doesn't seem like he is a raging prick.

Is common knowledge that smaller dog races get angry easily.

>letting a shitbull walk without a leash

Thats the equivilent of playing russian roulette with everyone you meet on the street holy fuck

How many cases of death or severe injury have you heard from chihuahuas?

Post your doggies while we watch the trailers for 16 new shooters Yea Forums.

Do NOT post cats. Cat-people are bad people and no you are not the exception. Your appartment stinks and you probably have long hair and a Metal band shirt

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According to Americans Staffies are pitbull breeds.

Ah yes and it's impossible to read body language wrong. Just like how literally every cast member of The Avengers hates Brie Larson because someone said their body language proves it.

My, what a beautiful smile.

i want kill every to dog and cat

way to fuck it up for the rest of us dogfags bro. and it doesn't help that you pass off a toilet brush as a canine.

It's their genes. literally bred for ripping and tearing small animals.

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wwyd?

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I wish I was those smaller dogs

>Nothing wrong with pitbulls. It is the owners that raise them wrong.
lmao people actually believe this

Every short haired dog breed or mix is considered a pitbull. It's partially why dog breed attack statistics are heavily skewed towards pitbulls. A lot of them take reporter accounts of the breed as data and most reporters just see "dog attack" and identify the dog as a pit.

Fuck you, im posting him anyway

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Humans primarily communicate with language. Dogs use body language as theirs. Their body language HAS to be easy to read or it's useless. You are suggesting this dog had a speech impediment.

This conference is fucking terrible.

>ANOTHER subscription system

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it is impossible to read dog body language wrong because they cant fake it
retard nigger

kek

this was the worst conference ever

>gay lgbt faggot shit everywhere
>pink haired women
>soi faggotry everywhere
>pozzed reddity shit
>shit games
>d-list actors
>tv shows
>netflix movie
>subscription service for their shit games

lmao i fucking hate video games now

I don't even hate pits, but I would still put it down due to it being an obvious danger to those around it

Fuck you nigger Schnauzers are best dogs
Soulless

your cat is cute as fuck user

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

schnauzers are the faggiest looking fucking dogs, everytime I see one I get pissed off

>people believe dogs being breed for herding sheep, becoming fashion icons etc
>Once a dog is breed to kill suddenly it's discrimination DDDDD:
fuck you

>it's impossible to read body language wrong
In humans yes, but these are fucking animals. They aren't going to lie to you that they're pissed off or uncomfortable.

but user dont you want to subscribe to everything for 15 dollars a month for some shitty fucking service?

Poor dogo had no baby's to chew on, really sad.

Why do pitbulls go after babies so often?

That's mean she is so pure and kind

average person could probably kill a chihuahua in one throw
average person would definitely lose in a fight against a pitbull

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imagine being scared of fucking people. fucking retarded pitbull

>dude just believe me pitbulls are le evil and will kill you because of my /an/ memes
Guarantee you've never even been around a pit in real life.

>Not even a pitbull
>/vpol/ still shitposts
Lol

>as a cat
Shut the fuck up Garfield.

yeah, he looks terrified, just like every dead eyed retarded pit I see

It wouldn't fucking maul their owner if they were responsible, you dense cunt.

danks. I thought so too

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I had a pit bull mix that was an absolute baby, but he still had one hell of a lock jaw that could fiercely hold anything he bit on to.

The joke was on him though, as he was obsessed with a frisbee his entire life, to the point where it rubbed down his canine teeth. Golden retrievers had more painful bites than he did

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>hating pitbulls means you're /pol/
dumb tranny

I use to play fight with my Pitbull never once did I ever get hurt

Because it's easy.
And pit's have a really short fuze, where other breeds would just take it when kids are anoying a pit just rips the throat out.

So, why are pit owners significantly less responsible than owners of every other breed?

>Apartaments
Cat owners are succesful people and as such we own houses. Also dogs, that are there to look out for the cat and serve them.

It's not a pitbull though

i also like to lie

If a chihuahua bites you, you can punt it across the street. If a pitbull bites you, it can drag you across the street.

I'm sorry for insulting your dog, I meant the ones that have the stupid mustaches, yours is a cutie though

Where the fuck is Beyond Good and Evil 2?

dogs should be shot

>there are people on here who literally buy into tabloid scare mongering
Cat lovers (faggots) and middle aged women ITT

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No I do agree that the classic Schnauzer haircut looks like absolute shit

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Join them in the grave as well punk.

friendly reminder pitbulls are the niggers of the animal world

nigger

Because a good chunk of them tend to be boneheaded chavs and gang wannabes who use them for status and don't know the first fucking thing about raising them.

BRING ME THE BABIES

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I have literally never seen a cat in a house dude, probably a third-world country thing

pitbulls should bow down to humans.

no

Clearly

she's such a cutie

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someone doesnt know dog breeds

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Imagine owning a dog that literally tears your flesh off and your first move isn't to immediately bring it behind the woodshed and blow it's head off. Pitmommies are mentally ill.

>duh breeds
And you've clearly never raised one.

what fuckin houses have you been too that dont have cats as pets? i can think of at least 5 houses in my local area that have cats as pets

fuck off toxo

That's a Bull terrier not a Pit Bull.

Because murderous beast isn't the average state for most other breeds of dog, unlike pitbulls who are naturally viscous

FUCK DOGS FUCK CATS FUCK PETS

So are different dog breeds not skilled at doing certain things? Herding, pointing, hunting, etc.

Damn I wish I was there. I would make a loud noise or flash the dog with a phone camera flash so it kills some roastie in the front row

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The chad golden-bro
My parents have a golden doodle that has all the attitude of a golden and they really are the fucking best. They're just happy all the time, that's their thing

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very cute dog user!

Hi doggy........

>Yea Forums: pitbulls are dangerous
>pitbull: does literally nothing
>Yea Forums: REEE FUCK FUCK FUCKING KILL IT KILL ALL PITBULLS

This shit happens every day now and you faggots still don't see the irony.

this. whoever thought it was a good idea to bring a dog in front of a crowd needs their head checked