Official COMFY (!) Ubisoft Conference thread

I miss her. Wish she was still the host.

Based comfy bros

LONDON

IS BEING GRABBED BY EXTREMIST WHITES

Oi!

>extremists are rising
>cuts to white men in business suits attacking cops
huh?

Watch Dogs is so cringe

WE IS RISING M8

>Ubisoft is so cringe
FTFY

bloody screen so real

BLOODY SCREEN
SO REAL

EAST SIDE IS DA BEST

Fucking stunt grannies.

>those old grandma animations

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Wow, could it be? An actually interesting game with some passion from ubisoft?

ass

This game is worth checking out just for tactical stealth granny action. Been waiting a long fucking time for an open world game where you play an elderly badass.

this actually looks cool as fuck but there's no way it isn't completely scripted

It only took them 2 shitty games to make this one look interesting.

at least it's gameplay

>Ubisoft showing gameplay (Admittedly fake gameplay)
that puts them above pretty much every other showing so far.

What even is the story here?
What is everyone resisting?

The first one was okayish.

oh boy a quipping AI

Extremists that grabbed power over a government that did nothing

They upped the tax on chocolate digestive

From what I've seen, Gubmit fucked off and did nothing, extremists took over then foisted the real power to companies. Now it's military mercenary occupation.

>le british sense of humour
ROFLMAO XD

>not a single paki seen yet
yeah uhh...

chelsea fans i swear..

This just looks like a Splinter cell conviction reskin. The gameplay looks boring.

This would have been better if it were a complete stealth gameplay. But Ubisoft can't do stealth games right.

Yeah, thats kinda my worry too, hard to believe that every random npc has a story and a personality

Very nice concept for a game. I hope they don't flub the landing.

The sad thing is that there's going to probably only be like 5-10 scripted characters required for the main story and the rest are randos with the same 3-4 personalities and lines.

So this is the future Donald Glumpf and Brexit will create... I'll #resist.

Seems to have some potential, will pay attention to it, if it lands I might pirate it.

STOP TALKING ABOUT BREXIT HOLY SHIT IT'S EVERY DAY IN WORK EVERY DAY DURING WORK EVERY DAY ON THE NEWS EVERY DAY IN THE NEWSPAPERS

NOW IT'S EVEN ON MY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

boards.4channel.org/v/thread/465676293#bottom

he said the b word aaaah

Cant wait when they start backpedaling how the game is not political

Okay so the game looks great but there's no chance it isn't 90% scripted. Remember how much of the first Watch Dogs trailer was actually bullshit?

What's wrong Nigel? Can't handle a bit of that banter eh?

Todd would be proud of this man.

I'M FUCKING DROWNING IN BREXIT RELATED NEWS
IT'S A TORRENT OF SLUDGE THAT KEEPS ON COMING
JUST GIVE ME A BRIEF BREAK FROM IT ALL

Use that target for practice

Can you form a resistance of 100% only grannies and grandpas, recruiting only old people?`

Only leftists can't grasp the irony when this retard says that Britain "has become a surveillance state", because that isn't already the case right now and if I were to confront that piece of shit with freedoms that currently don't exist he would try to restrict them.

my bet is 8 voice actors radiant quest style recruit missions

>2019
>still believing Ubilies
ISHYGDDT

Britain is hopeless, basically, all sides just want strict regulation and the fight is over who gets to control the surveillance.

i know a Brit who immigrated to America because he begun to feel that the UK was too hopelessly dystopian and anti free speech.

cancelled after one season

god i wish that was me

was it you?

>Apple TV
What is that?

I stopped watching Pre Pre Show after Johnny Impact left. Did I miss anything good?

no

Annndddd they ruined that great start

What is this shit

Mythic Quest looks good but why Apple TV Plus?

>dennis show cancelled
>dees show shite
>macs show dead on arrival
sad

The rumor was legit

Zoomers explain this to me

I hate this

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I miss the time when Adventure Time was good.

What great start? Watch Dogs looks like shit.

ADVECHUUU TAAAAAIM

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Because it's probably so trash, Netfilx wouldn't even take it.

What have they announced so far?

I don't watch Adventure Time but even I can tell those voice actors are getting too old for this shit.

Is Adventure Time usually just screaming catchphrases and buzzwords nonstop like this?

please let this be the last e3

>MUH BREXIT
>Plugging a shitty show during a fucking vidya conference
>ESPORTS
>CELEBS PLAYING RAINBOW 6 WOOOAH
Ubisoft could have had this in the bag.

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>more watch dogs false promises
>a TV show
>esports
>adventure time DLC
Is this the shittiest conference ever

oh, the Tom Clancy game

Watch Dogs Legion
Some fantasy TV show
Some cartoon game

What is this man shouting about

rick lemmaskusmthin

Oh, and I kinda liked that game

>'MMA TELL YOU SUMTIN RICK

>Charlie Day went on to be in the only good pacific rim movie.
>went on to play other movies parts that were great for him but overall okay or almost good movies.

Charlie Day and Danny Devito were honestly the best actors within the show.

MASK U SUMMIN RICK

EY RICK, LEMME ASK YOU SUMTHIN

The shit looked great, dunno what you're talking about

OY RICK

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
BASED JEW MAN

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TOOK UR JERBS!

>ubisoft made a better kojima game with a walking dead actor than kojima himself

This is falling apart rapidly

This is awful. Just don't show up if you have nothing to show.

This might be the most generic speech I have ever heard

And a R6S DLC or something.

EY RICK

Nothing, they've just shown games everyone knew about. I thought this clancy game had already been released.

lmfao

OH FUCK IT'S A PIT BULL HIDE YOUR FUCKING KIDS

why do people think Shane's actor is good?

GET THE BABIES OUT OF THE AUDIENCE

Nigga, who still gives a fuck about Adventure Time?

S L A M M E D

All that tells me is that you like eating shit for breakfast.

What if the dog snaps during the conference

At least based Sony are honest enough to not waste our time

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Oobesoft

>more fucking actors
this garbage show is not about Games anymore

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>E3 conference has a horror section

Dog saved the conference

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HEY RED

The dog has been the best part so far.

>niggerdog

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Man, what has Ghost Recon turned into? Tom Clancy is rolling in his grave.

cute dog tho

dubs and the nig dog flips out

EY RICK CANYA PROTECT YA KID FROM MADAWG?

Missed the first 30min, what did they show?

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Made me laugh

Nothing

LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING CROWD

Fuck shitbulls.

he's tranq'd

>how dare you like something from mainstream
Fuck off

Poor doggo. Even he doesn't want to be there.

...

They pronounce it how I used to before I heard how it's supposed to be.

Absolutely nothing worth noting.

watch dogs 3 is set in historic 2012 london, james bond being added to seige

Jack shit.

fuck celebrity literal whos.
e3 isn't about games anymore.

someone give me bingo cards
please

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Soidogs

look how they massacred my boy

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Why are triple A games so obsessed with Hollywood? They really want games to be movies huh

So it's a multiplayer TPS?

Who's cuter

A. Keanu
B. Ghostwire Director
C. Doggo

His normal voice sounds kinda faggy.

>cole d Walker

>cold walker

Fucking LEL

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Watch Dogs 3, an ad for a TV show, and esports. That's it.

Oh no nonono

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>Doggo
>>>/reddit/

>a woman
>a nigger
of course they're the good guys

>Dogfags.

Okay, look. If you love your dog, that's great. But stop dragging them around in public and professional places. I never see any other animalfag pull this shit on a regular basis.

watch dogs in london, you can controll every NPC now, but is muh brexit.

>entirety of Ubisoft's games so far are "man with gun shoots people"

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It's a fucking generic TPS with a terrible UI

those eyebrows..

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rather play as the wolves

You can tell she's British from the teef.

Shooty bang bang shit sells.

LAURA IS RESPONSIBLE FOR FUCKING THE FRANCHISE

Another generic american power fantasy game. YAWN

Do you think at this point Ubisoft has a mandate to have an equal 50-50 representation split in their video game trailers at this point? Every one of these trailers has shoehorned strong wamen everywhere

can't believe this series is still alive

well get ready for division 2 announcements, with the current state of skills it's going to be man with gun shoots people

What is with everyone asking for Rayman? Michel has 2 games in production right now. He doesn't have time.

my name is not important I just fuckin' hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its corpus. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

A woman. Catalog is about to go to shit

is "community developer" code for "office cumslut"?

Wildlands was unbelievably fucking boring. I wish this one would be good but I know it won't be.

Also, this is the QTest girl at E3 by far. Damn bros...

This girl got bedroom eyes brehs

I think one of the things that annoys me most about E3 is when people cheer when people say a name without any context or information at all.

>Hollywood

They're from a tv show you uncultured swine.

Just few hours ago you were shitting on pc gaming show for showing low key games. What the fuck do you want?

Whatever happened to BGaE2 anyway?

>E3
>Comfy
Ok

>that guy on his phone

She should do JOI videos

Bootleg Emilia Clarke

HON HON HON ZE TIME 'AS ARRIVED!

Cope more you fucking shit eating shill. Go suck more ubisoft cock.

>yfw Ubi unveils a streaming platform like MS and Bethesda

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>Alpha was pretty good.
>Asked if I wanted AI teammates
>Say no

Well fuck you nu-Ghosts

better*

Is this Uwe Boll

They forgot to cheer the release date as his accent was too weird

Guys with guns, the conference.

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she's a corporate cog with 0 charisma so doubtful

What's with all the trannies in the orange shirts?

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This. She could win game of the show

Japanese games.

>september feef

you are so fucking retarded

She's basically just a forum mod

fucking borat sounding ass

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I hate the French and I hate Germans, I want them all dead, every last one of them.

stop sending these poor guys out to shill stuff they don't give a shit about

Why even put this frog on if he can't speak English

I would honestly prefer to do the new Ghost Recon games solo because the AI is fucking atrocious.

In my old neighborhood there was a black dude that lived across the street from me with a fucking HUGE retarded looking pitbull. He would just stand outfront with it on a leash just to be a prick and try to intimidate people
That dog eventually went ape shit and attacked him and his brother. Put them both in the hospital. I had a good laugh about that

Uhm sweetie no one plays those games. Have you tried having sex?

>more terminator

Wait, what the fuck was the Terminator stuff?

LA LUZ EXTINGUIDO

It's not though. That's what Ubisoft does. They take a controversial political premise, but refuse to dive deeper into the what-ifs and reality of that premise. Look at Far Cry 5, and Ghost Recon: Wildlands.

ahhh yeahhh mobile boys

MOBILE GAMES

Why do Japanese companies keep doing the same with their people who can't? I've never understood it either, it does no one any favors.

What the fuck was that?

>more Terminator shit

He cute

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

>mobile garbage and only 2 fucking games in almost 45 min

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Guess it was inevitable for Ubisoft to copy Fortnite graphics.

>mobile RPG
make it stop

>a mobile shooter
YIKES

FISHER DESERVES BETTER

whoever is in charge of the new terminator movie sure is spending a lot of money to shill it at E3

>a fucking mobile game
why even hold a press conference if you have basically nothing to show

>mobile shit

Jesus christ this is just getting sad

crossover shit, like predator in wildlands

This looks like 2007 mobile shit, good lord.

JUST WOKE UP, WHAT DID I MISSED BROS?

E3 is legitimately fucking DEAD

This is such absolute cancer. Fuck this.

>here's your Sam Fisher bro

>here's your splinter cell, bro

Oh god no. Please.

BRING BACK THE DOG

Here we go bois they're gonna dance for our amusement again.

>From phone shit to just dance
LOL

This isn't even funny. It's just fucking sad at this point.

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I got this part bros.

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Please don't let that be it

cute and funny

Woo, dance shit

WE WERE WITH HER!

no please not just dance

dance fucker

This. 90% of every conference has been mobile games. I have never seen something so awful.

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Other than politics and shilling a tv series starring one of the always sunny guys? No

YIIIIIIIKES

Watch Dogs, Mac from Always Sunny is making a shitty TV show for Apple TV, the Punisher is mocaped into some generic shooter shit, and a mobile game.

Absolutely fucking nothing.

ANNOUNCE THAT WII PORT

DANCEKINO IS HERE

Oh god

Every year with this fucking shit

JUST

>EA : Had nothing
>Xbox: Had a decent amount
>Devolver: Had less than a decent amount
>Ubisoft: Had what we expected

This E3 is really shit so far.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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oh god why so much cringe

Fatty elf.

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whitey being cringey

no. pls stahp.

Ah time for the annual shit Just Dance performance

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I thought we got that orchestra instead of this

no no NO

muted the stream, fuck this shit

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>Just dance

time for a piss break

every FUCKING YEAR
WHY

>just dance

absolutely based

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they didn't fucking learn from last year?

>just dance providing our E3 con intake of cringe

never change Ubisoft

Can someone make me a resume please?
Basically missed everything aaaa

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Why don't they get a Korean girl group to shill Just Dance?

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NOW THE CRINGE STARTS

how the fuck is just dance still selling enough to warrant this shit.
how

Are they really still cranking out this shovelware DDR ripoff? Jesus Christ, why didn't this trash die with the Wii?

>Modern Panic! At the Disco

Yikes

They do this bullshit every year and I will never understand fucking why

Anyone remember that one year where they did it then said RIP to all the victims in the gay club shooting while dressed like fucking clowns?

nice video games ubisoft

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>this fucking song
It can't get any worse.

FINALLY
>Yea Forums hates dances
Whatnot them and cringe E3 is robotic and dead

Yeah, I think it's safe to say Ubisoft lost.

This is gay

CRIIIIIIIINGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Homo!

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RAM PA PUM PA PUM PA PUM

THERE IT IS

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Imagine this being your job.

I AM
The CRINGE

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Just like EA and sports
Ubi has to have dance
They make too much money off of them

*cringes*

>just memes 2020
Fuck, i thought we were free of this suffering this time

Ubisoft always brings the peak cringekino.

this version of just dance better have a fortnite mode

Are these trannies dancing?

Very year till you like it bitches

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so when will this stop and go back to video games?

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Every year until you like it

>A wii version is coming as well
EVERY
DAMN
TIME

I don't want to be a log

It started 50 fucking minutes ago.

cringe pozzed shit gas anyone who enjoys this garbage

EVERY FUCKING TIME UBI
EVERY FUCKING TIME

god is dead and ubisoft killed him

LOL

BASED UBI
>BASED UBI
BASED UBI
>BASED UBI
BASED UBI
>BASED UBI
BASED UBI
>BASED UBI

>Wii
What the fuck?

LOONA for Just Dance, please

they fucked up the little big dance.....

I have food poisoning bros.

my e3 is ruined

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE STILL RELEASING THE GAME FOR THE WII

Just let me go

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>Any Panic at the Disco
Kill yourself honestly

Watch dogs looks intresting
Wildlands 2
Sam fisher returns in a gacha game
Now they are dancing and its the best part

I wish I could dance

I want to fuck the pink haired girl in the thigh highs

>a fucking new wii game in 2019
wwwwwwwwwwwwww

WII SUPPORT

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>WII
>WII
>WII

>For Honor

That shit isn't dead?

W I I
w i i
W I I

Wii staying alive thanks to ubisoft

that just dance segment was mercifully short compared to previous years

JUST DANCE? MORE LIKE JUST FUCK MY CONFERENCE UP

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>Wii

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LITERALLY NO APPLUASE FUCKING KEK

>wii
Lol what

>the Wii is less dead than the 3DS

Man i have respect for the bitches.
Dancing with High Heels looks hard

>mobileshit and danceshit back to back for us to take piss breaks
TY Based Ubi

The video games industry was a mistake. We gotta go back

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>For Honor
R-Remember me gamers?

>Wii

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>For Honor limited in-game event
wow this conference is really shit

So.... This is the power..... Of France

WHY

WONT

YOU

DIIEEEE?

>WOO
I think this guy got lost on his way to Bethesda

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>Learn

based

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I am so horny...
The girls dancing made my dick diamonds... HELP

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Why is everyone shocked about the lack of games at an end of console cycle E3?

Party up in Yea Forums

>WE NEED UNIONS!
>DRACONIAN WORK ENVIRONMENTS!
>THE FREE CATERED SNACK BAR DOESN'T' HAVE HYPOALLERGENIC BROWNIES!

Sneed

Here their first two albums are based.

NEW WII GAME

NINTENDO FUCKING WON

>Wii

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>that one person clapping

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>still advertising a ded game
Holy shit this is so pathetic, it's hilarious.

Sekiro 2

>her

Then it'll never stop.

It basically is, they had to give it away for free twice to try and revive it but it just died again.

the Wii port is still the best selling version of every Just Dance game

they'll keep porting it to Wii even during next gen

>Wii
Holy shit they're still porting shit to it

for honor 2

LMAO

based

>hER
>She

I mean shit it's probably an easy resume booster. For your portfolio you can just pull up an E3 video and be like "yeah that's me"

>Just Dance
>For Honor

Two long dead, irrelevant games in a row

Why do people still care about fucking Panic at the Disco

I honestly didn't mind them when their first album came out, but they've evolved into Brendon Urie masturbating with his voice

Based, Yves on the inside

>wii
WIIU IS DEAD W

Clap now

>the last 3DS game just released
>memed as being way past its prime
>a new fucking WII game comes out

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WII WAS REVIVED

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>Samurai is the strongest
N*rdcucks blown the fuck out!

>wii

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I think Mordhau sucks

good goi
complaining about conditions is what those ebil commies do.

>samurai
>she
it's all so tiresome

honestly the most surprising part is For Honor still being alive.

You can't be a reddit nazi frog and be comfy
Reminder you're the Bad Guys in legion.

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>Wii has better third party support than the Switch

Please God let me meet her

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>that long trailer for For Honor dlc

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here guys

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Remember that pirate game a few years ago, did it get canned? Nothing's been shown since its debut.

Because console release cycles have gotten so far out of whack that it's pointless dividing them into generations anymore? The Switch has been out for almost two years already, Microsoft's thing is probably nearing production, and Sony didn't even show up to hint at the PS5.

>Samurai
>Woman
>With a giant axe

Fucking Ubi.

Time to dust off the ol' wii.

Wii outliving the Wii U LOL

Zombi 2

Their first few albums were good but they're way too poppy now and it's literally just Brendon

Yay more zombies

This. Their first album was good 00's emokino but they are completely awful now and never should have made it this far.

Yeah I prefer For Honor too but it's pretty dead. It's amazing they have developers still working on it.

HOLY SHIT
BEN GARRISON VR

RIP
If you're lucky, you'll only feel like complete and utter trash for about 12-14 hours.

Delayed

>skate 3 came out a decade ago

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ZombiU2 featuring Bono

>Wii

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Nice

A ZOMBIE SHOOTER!?!? WOW WHAT A SURPRISE

Tom Clancy is rolling in his fucking grave

>Everything about this woman

If Japan did it, you wouldn't care.

it's had a few trailers in the last year

Oh my god, no

hon hon hon

here's your game developer bro

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Holy shit Diavolo put on weight

>Taking the fucking zombie DLC from R6 Siege and making it a full-priced game
Oh go fuck yourself
>Lead game designer is a fat ugly white woman with pink hair
Go fuck yourself even harder.

WHITE WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

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BUY MY GAME

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oh no.....

B-o-jad

RAINBOW SIX
FIGHT FOR EQUALITY

>female lead designer
trashed

>3 player
fuck that, friend groups are organized into sets of 4 now

OH NO NO NO

someone needs to QUARANTINE this COW!

>Whale noises when she stepped out

THAR SHE BLOWS

>BIO JADE

LMAOFFA

CRINGE FAT FUCK

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When do we get Tom Clancy's JUST DANCE?

have they announced ass creed ancient japan yet?

what a wide stance

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF UBISOFT.

QUICK, WHAT DO WE THINK OF THIS PINK HAIR FAT CHICK?

Wtf is this thing

Get better, user!

Where did that thing come from

Oof check that French fusha whale out

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

BIO JADE WTF

what the fuck is wrong with French and French canadians

Oh no no no no ahahaha

TOM CUHLANCY

THRUST YOUR HARPOONS IN THE SKY

Now THIS is a feminist I could stand behind!

R6 Siege + Zombies is literally just fucking CoD Zombies

give me back aisha bro

Ewwww

HIGH TEST THICC MAIDEN

BETA MALES NEED NOT APPLY

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>Rainbow Six AGAIN
>the scatted applause
>the fat pink cunt
END ME

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>announce R6 shit earlier
>announce other shit
>announce R6 shit again

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

So it's a full game of the meme mode in siege from last year?

Isn't this just a full game of the in-game R6S event??

EATABLE ASS DETECTED

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Her accent is sexy

ABSOLUTE UNIT

why is the game industry filled with so many lgbt faggots

HON HON HON HON

This explains so much.

>more tom clancy stuff
is that all ubi has this year?

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I love your game ja- oh God no

Tom Clancy rolling in his grave

FINALLY

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DRINK

We went from Jade Raymond to this.

Rainbow Six is done.
>tom clancy is rolling

>I'm part of a new team for Ubisoft Montreal
Oh god, no

>releasing your spoopy dlc outside of October
The lifesupport beeps over the ubisoft logo was foreshadowing.

The absolute state of game devolpment

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS FATTY SLAYYYY

WOW SHE QUTEI MAKE DICK DIAMONDS GIRL ON STAGE

>Tumblr landwhale in charge of Rainbow Six

No wonder it became garbage

These fucking diversity hires, I swear

>pink hair

why am I not surprised

She'd probably be desperate for cock though

FAT BITCH

I feel bad for Tom Clancy

e tree

No I actually like Siege please no.

reminder: if you're fat, then you should die, you fat food addicted pig

Fatguette

HER

NAME

IS

FUCKING

BIO

JADE

>pink hairs
Just why? Is this anime?

I can't believe AssCreed actually sounds refereshing right now.

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Why only 3 players?? Why not 4??

>nothing but shooter sequels and some garbage dance game

mommy

I miss girlwood

Cute slampig

and roasties wonder why we prefer asian girls

DUDE E-CELEBS LMAO

Yikes this is why i don't buy Western games

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someone needs to QUARANTINE the fucking fridge in her flat lmao

Bbbbbbbrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaapppppppppppppp

>have a great eatery

Jesus Christ does Ubisoft even make games that aren't third person shooters anymore?

Seriously, was Shadows of Whatever the fuck just Ubisoft's answer to Ghost of Tsushima?

this woman's poor ankles

Why did she even come out if she just tells us the fucking title. Jesus this conference...

Ubisoft was a mistake

The PVE mode was pretty neat so this might be gud.

Man they're really getting some mileage out of Tom Clancy's name.

Fucking hell.

This is just what normal game developers look like. Don't be sexist!

This is so fucking bad lol

>have a great eatery

>have a great eatery

Quarantine that thing

Only BBC

>this fucking pinkhaired hambeast

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WOW SHE CUTIE SHE MAKE DICK DIAMONDS SHE IS GIRL ON STAGE MAKE DICK HARD

>streamer bait
thank god.

Thank you Mr Bond

There's too much dlc announcements

wow more shoot bad guy games

Cute thick girl

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this, the fuck.

Ubis newest game director

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WOOOO

>No footage
>New dev team
>Rainbow Six Siege's engine
That game's launch is going to be a nightmare

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>Streamer shit

All these fucking ubisoft games look the same

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHNO NONONONONONONONONO PFFFFFFFFFFTAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BASED

REDPILLED

ROASTIES ETERNIALLY BTFO

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SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER

The Division still exists?

Holy fucking cringe

>A entire conference about games that have already been released
Why is this allowed?

DIO SANTISSIMO, MISERICORDIA DE MI

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she was puffed out just standing there

>more shooty shoot Tom Clancey shit
Yea I'm thinking this semen slurping conference is not for me

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Looks like gilly from GoT

>red storm
what the fuck is that shit? did they outsource the division 2 from massive? that would explain all the shit that's literally worse than the first

powerful

Did I somehow end up in the sticky?

The only thing I actually liked about the conference is the damn grandma.
Everything else is ass.

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C'MON YVES, WHERE'S RAYMAN?

WHAT? WHAT ARE THEY SELLING?

Do all french woman look as sexy as her?

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Or in other words, nobody is playing our game and we desperately need more players

You guys are making me hate the word sweetie now

It’s an event in For Honor you brainlet

This is actually the shittiest Ubisoft presser of all time and that is fucking saying something.

its really hard to find something that isn't a shooter or a indie

B I O J A D E
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>please play our game

>The Division 2 bombed so hard it is free to play this week

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>streamer reactions
Ubisoft is ticking all bad meme boxes, it's like they're doing it on purpose.

This is easily the worst conference so far.

Didn't know The Division was popular as enough to warrant a sequel.

This is the only comfy thread so yes you did

Why is he wearing a giant t-shirt?

THICC

I want to fuck this paper

This is what you get when you have nothing to show. Sony was smart.

Has there been a single new announcement at this clusterfuck of a conference? Have they even showed any unreleased games beyond ghost recon and watch dogs?

...

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Did they just show the same game 4 times in a row ?

>presidential compound
>traitor
DRUUUUUUUUMPF

What a fucking shitshow

fuck drumpf amirite

Ubisoft set records for revenue every year in the past 3

New throd whrere?

>”You’ll be storming a presidential compound to capture the traitor”
I don’t even care about trump but holy fucking shit this shit is cringy as fuck

>presidential compound
>traitor
Hey guys, did you know that the pandemic responsible for the collapse was actually caused by DRUMPF?

>ENTIRELY NEW GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCE

Never heard that one before.

OUI

Fuck off ubisoft with your shitty rehashes and dlcs and mobile shit ans just dance, SHOW SOME PROPER GAMES GOD DAMIT

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The only thing more pathetic than fat people are the people that are attracted to them

Can we please get a new Rayman game?

Please?

...Ubi? Are you there?

OTHER THREAD CRASHED F

yeah im disappointed...

Why are you nerds so angry? They've announced at least 4 games where you shoot guns! That's what you gamers want, right?

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I feel like I have the flu guys

The first game sold well based on broken promises and bullshot trailers, 2 flopped so badly its going free for a week.

why can't I post?

>You'll never see Half Life next to that giant Episode 3

Make a new thread

DRUMPFY DRUMPFY DRUMPF TWO SCOOPS

6 times

he looks short

more and more
Get me out of this hellhole

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>ANOTHER FUCKING SHOOTER GAME

OH GOD I DON'T CARE

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Cute, do she sell her clothes?

Works on my machine

Lots if older folks and super casuals still have there wiis and no casual has a wii u so it's the only logic choice

Why is audio mixing so shit at the Ubisoft conference every year?