Comfy / slow ubisoft thread #1.0

>mudskins and niggers everywhere

well, it's the UK alright

hahahahahahahahaah

Looks like shit. Glad to see they dropped bullshots

DUDE IS THIS LONDON? I'd never guess from the gorillion fucking flags everywhere

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>London
>guns

They've got the locations wrong

t. Works in central london

>Action set in Bongistan
>Cops armed with guns

i got late bros, tell me what i missed

>Permadeath

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Most of central London has firearms police nearby.

proud to be resisting

They've got Camden wrong too

The UK does have firearm police, yes.

AC live concert tour
and Watch Dogs Londond Innit

Is this Cyberpunk?

>Action guy dies
>Goes to granny who does a montage of takedowns
Ha

Is watchdogs 3 a rougelike or a rougelite?

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100% chance this is prerendered content and a lot of it is gutted before release but if it remains half as good as it looks it'll be nice.

Huh? Is this a meme?

>Is this a meme?
Top-tier dialogue

thank you friend

10 minute trailer of scripted gameplay is so boring to watch

US KIDS

>implying the dialogue will be this varied and precise in the full game

youtube.com/watch?v=pKbKx2JHQ8s
Only posting this so I can get around the need to log in to watch it.

>Implying your roster won't just be a cast of the same 20-30 people every time with same abilities, voices and names and just the player models changing.

This will NOT work in reality. CAlling it now.

THE WAY WE MAKE GAMES IS POLITICAL

I'm not even going to bother to watch this.

>not crichton speaking to you

what a bunch of smeg heads

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New Watchdogs actually looks pretty good but I doubt the rougelike thing will be handled anywhere near as well as they are promising

Beats a 10 minute movie like we'd get from Sony.

MUH BREXIT

>all those npcs in the front row

WE ARE DEADSEC
WE ARE LEGION
WE DO NOT FORGET
WE DO NOT FORGIVE
THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED

Ubisoft already won. gg

[insert police state joke here]

HIts all the checkmarks:
- hits back at "police state concept" libtards are so coked up on
- muh diversity
- England (Brexit); even though Ubisoft isn't even in the UK.
- muh politics (only Liberals)

FUck off, Ubishit!

This actually looks cool but now we're talking about irl politics??

This lookd very fun, hopefully thi-
>BREXIT BAD

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how is this so damn boring

>/pol/ seething

How are they handling all the voices and dialogue? This seems like a nightmare to make.

This is completely unrealistic. Britbongs would never have a resistance, they'd just grumble about how things used to be better.

>welcome to the #reistance
>deportation squads
>crypto
Do they not have any self awareness?

This guy needs to shave

has this guy got a loicense to set his game in london?

The fucking propaganda, man. I fucking hate Ubisoft with a burning passion.

have sex

>YOU CAN DO ANYTHING

Yeah this is total bullshit.

>please clap

watch meme looks interesthing

Ubisoft isn’t in Ancient Greece either

>MUH BREXIT

Jesus christ, at least be a LITTLE subtle about it.

>you have to be a /pol/tard to be against politics in vydias or to support brexit

he said fuck :(

watch dogs 3 will be first watch dogs i will play
shit seems fun

>Welcome to the Resistance
Ugghh

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can you play as the 'tyranny'?

THEY GOING ALL OUT

>Resistance
>Can't even use butter knives in London

>nononono don't call out the politics! please no!
>everythings political though ;)
kys

*farts*

THESE LADIES FUCKING INVENTED HACKING

so if your character doesn't die the story will be different? Is it pre-set for the bald guy to die so the black woman can tell Jimmy that bald guy is dead?

So you can have me tell you what it's like since you'll never get it?

BASED I CAN FINALY BE AN NPC

>Cool concept
>Muh politics
Fucking why

Ive never cringed this fucking hard to an e3

rated F for cringe

Can't wait to recruit only white men

>How are they handling all the voices and dialogue?
Just a bunch of presets voices/names. Really not difficult, just a lot of extra work.

Reminder that old british birds invented hacking, fuck you white nerds

They're not lol

I think I'm finally getting too old for this shit.

BOOOOORRRRRRIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

He said the F wordyou guys

FUCK THIS GAME IS FUCKIN GREAT I HOPE YOU FUCKIN PLAY IT M80

>in before automated banning scripts for people that don't have enough diversity in their squads

go to the next game PLEASE

say what you want about Ubisoft but they're the first dev at this conference to show actual gameplay.

EVERY FUCKING TIME

yes tell me what its like to get fucked in the ass

But it's not political guys pls buy our game

I don't usually complain about graphics but this looks like GTA5 and htat's not a good thing.

CRINGE

They think they're really funny and they're really not.

>swearing

Why did he do this?

Why do /pol/ types sperg out the second they see a brown person?

HA old lady say fuck HA

By 2025 there won't even be video games shown on E3. It'll be pure political propaganda. Enough.

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anyone can kill cops! Anyone can be a hero in this clown world!!

Say what you want at least they are trying something thats never been done before

DUDE
EPIC GRANNY
LMAO

>brexit BAD
>welcome to the resistance
>people getting thrown in cages
>take our city back
Oh please shut the fuck up. I’m so fucking sick of these idiots injecting their personal politics into games.

THE WAY WE MAKE GAMES

fucking this, game looked very fun

Is this Watchdogs shit still happening?

Didn't they destroy CTOS in 2?

then stop watching and fuck off

WE ARE ANONYMOUS
WE ARE LEGION

braaaaapppfffff

ppllblbl4rrppooootttgtgbrrrpppp

they are trying really hard to be funny

But you're already getting that by the people you are blindly loyal to and vote for :^)

>A BLACK PERSON REEEEEEEE IT'S OVER POLBROS, TRIGGEREDPEPE.JPG

BLUMPF BTFO

>The crew makes a video game

tv?

IT'S MAC

I can't believe they're trying to put that out around the time Cyberpunk is dropping

its always sunny in ubisoft hq

oobisoft

MAC MAC MAC

Literally the plot of Watch Dogs Legion is what is actually happening in the UK now. I dunno if I can call Ubisoft based on this.

Fuck Ubisoft and fuck french people

big bang theory 2.0 incoming hold your nuts

I have no idea what this guy is trying to sell.

>women, gays, blacks and other liberals complain about how games are muhsoggynistic, homophobic, racist, etc
>Yea Forums says they should go make their own games if they think it's that bad
>they actually do
>REEEEEEEEEE STOP RUINING MY VIDYA
There's just no winning with you guys.

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Good argument there champ. Really addresses my points.

>/pol/ppet upset that his actions have consequences that will follow him to his hiding spots.

>Staging a tv show that will be shutdown before the first season even finishes

Yeah mate I totally shot five drones and killed 12 techno assault police trying to get my crypto wallet to me nan xDd

Every year E3 keeps getting worse.

I hope Vivendi buys out Ubisoft.

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you self important loser, i'm here to watch the conference not debate you.

>they actually do
I bet my 100$ that 99% of the programmers for the game are white males

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
A SITCOM ABOUT MMO DEVS LAUNCHING AN XPAC
WHO EVEN WANTED TO MAKE THIS

Where are the video games? Do people seriously care more about these celebrity cameos?

You think they give a shit about that? Brexit is the new topic to be abused in order to push whatever ideology the devs have, no matter how dumb it really is.

Wait this isn't videogames

there never FUCKING WAS!

PLACATING VICTIM COMPLEXES ARE IMPOSSIBLE BECAUSE ITS A ""VICTIM""

Well, first of all, you’re retarded because this is corrupting an existing game series. This isn’t “making their own game”. Second of all, they are absolutely free to bog down their shitty game with their shitty politics and we are absolutely free to talk shit about it.

E3 is changing because gaming is changing

Loaded Hazard BTFO

>Shilling TV shows in a video game event

This is it. This is peak E3. It can't get worse than this.

Does this mean we can talk about tv shows about games on Yea Forums?

They should make their own franchises not ruin others

>tv show about a game dev studio
lol retarded

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Yes, regrettably. Although I suppose it is Ubisoft so maybe that's for the best.

They can still hold söy believes and think that only whites are drugdealers and slavers.

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we're not all like this

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wait is this actually a fucking TV show and not a videogame?

>they actually do
no they didnt, they literally exclusively ruined existing IP

NOW this is fucking cringe, worse than the PC gaming show

FINALLY! SOME UBISOFT CRINGE!

>TV Show into E-Sports for R6
Ubisoft what in the fuck?

>MUH BREXIT
>a TV show
>e-sports

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So the hacking doesn't matter anymore? okay Incelsec

What was the scottish sounding song they used for final part of Mythic Quest?

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KYS french fry

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

>Yea Forums says they should go make their own games if they think it's that bad
I never said that. I want these people to permanently fuck off and just leave making games to the based japs.

/lmao did they use Fairy Tail music at the end

Yes. It's a sitcom. They announced a sitcom

I've literally never been on /pol/

Oh boy I can't wait to see what shit Ubi breaks in Siege this season

T-PAIN siege lmao

Just tuned in what'd I miss?

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>esports
FUCK
OFF

Ubisoft is doing worse than EA, how is this possible

This is the shittiest Ubisoft E3 of all time.

Is it the worst E3 yet?

>Lying on Yea Forums
LOL

Nintendo will save it

woohoo. my favourite twitch streamer who's your favourite twitch streamer user?

The fuck you on about? Are you illiterate or just pretending to be retarded?

>tell someone to make their own games
>instead of doing that they infiltrate existing studios and subvert existing intellectual properties

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nothing but cringe

is this fucking james bond

A swinging udders song I think

New Watchdogs and some TV show with the guy from Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Have they showed Watch Dogs yet?

Myself.

Cool concept but literal politcs
And a tv show

>no! nooooh! you HAVE to be /pol/ to dislike shitty repetitive pandering to woke politics
no

Fuck off and go lose some weight burger

>adventure quest
yikes

Shipping Off To Boston - Dropkick Murphys

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where are the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO's and the YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH's??????
Bethesda is better.

what the fuck, didn't adventure time end like 3 years ago

>the word brexit is used during the presentation
>suddenly the chat is full of pepes and clown emoji's
>the usual who's who are heating up their pirated Sony Vegas to make a 20-60 minute rant where they "own Ubisoft with facts and logic"

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A few years too late

kino and some ludo

We'd need to go back to America if you want hacking. Like the Russians did.

feminists and libreals were the ones who invaded gaming first, die in a fire

Which one? This is important

VIDEO
GAMES

who the fuck is this finn voice?

reddt time

>not expecting lies

Yeah, its a pseudo rougelike now

Yikes, no one cares about Ninceldo. Fuck off manchild

I tuned in when Mac was on stage. What did I miss before?

>adventure time
Just when I thought it couldn't get worse

forsenSC2

Wow, a crossover with a show that's been dead since 2017.
Great timing.

>Tumblr Time

yes
only if they show metroid 4 and a new f zero

>Adventure Time
What is this 2012? The show's over.

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even one smash character announcement will blow this crossover out of the water

ADVENTURE DUDE MAN XD TIME

UBISOFT LOST E3

assassins creed live tour concert
watch dogs legion
thats it

but I'm not lying

>this is corrupting an existing game series
This is the same shit people were saying about the new MK. There's no "corrupting" it, nobody is being forced into making the game the way it is, you may say that these people are not the original creators but it doesn't matter, it's about who's currently in charge.
>they are absolutely free to bog down their shitty game with their shitty politics and we are absolutely free to talk shit about it
We can agree on that, hopefully we can also agree on the hypocrisy Yea Forums has always been known for.
Also the game looked good.
And yet that's how they wanted the game to be, so they're likely libs.
>if i don't like the direction something goes then it's ruined
The devs seem to think it's going in a good direction, so whatever.
Good on you, at least you're not a hypocrite.

This new asscreed story creator mode has potential for some good memes

i enjoyed adventured time in 2015 thank you ubisoft for showing it to me in 2019

Swole Mac

How can Ubisoft be so out of touch?

LEMME TELL YOU SUMMIN UBI

MASK U SUMTHIN

UM EXCUSE ME DID HE FLASH THE WHITE SUPREMACY HAND SYMBOL
Ubisoft is cancelled

The voice actors need a little bit of auto tune, they sound old

bacon pancakes lol

I really hope so

>I'M THE REAL VICTIM HERE
LOL

I liked wildlands but I need to find some new friends to play with I want this ghost recon

LEMME ASK U SUMMIN RIK

EY UBI

AY RICK

m'ask you sum'thin'

EY RICK

LEM MASK U SUMTHIN

LEME ASS CHU SUMTIN RICK

EY RIGGGGGGGGGGGG

MASKYOU SOMETHIN

Punisher time

>Ghost Recon: Evil White Straight Male

I'm alright with that

>if i don't like the direction something goes then it's ruined
yes obviously you fucking moron that's why it's my opinion go fuck yourself

also LEMME ASS U SUMMIN RIG

>oh buy a punisher game
>its just ghost recon
eh

MASK U SUMMAT RIG

i had to poop, what did I miss after the granny from dedsec showed up?

(((rubs head)))

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>this is what has become of ghost recon
Well, at least I still have the originals.

How you gonna save Lori Rick

i thought shane died in season 2

YOU GOT A WEAK BOY

I guess how it works is
>you get a mission to recruit a certain class
>you find a fitting person
>you deal with trouble or die / get imprisoned to be saved later on
>if you die or give up you switch characters and the mission continues
>you go on to rescue your recruit
>maybe die or give up here too, then you have to rescue multiple characters
>if a bunch of characters die / get caught the mission fails and you have to start over or something
>if you're successful mission ends with dialogue depending on deaths

I still can't wrap my head around how are they gonna have hundreds of playable characters with unique voices and dialogues, probably some Skyrim shenanigans will happen

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WOOLVS

>assassins creed live tour concert
Might as well cross over with Just Dance and make it a Ubisoft concert.

not at all, just giving you an explanation for why people aren't opening their buttholes to the dildo of political correctness

This is literally EA tier.

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>Mean look in your eye

>These games are all being doctored just as bad as how they portrayed that R6 Siege gameplay
Thanks for the perspective Ubi :^)

YO RICK IMMA ASK U SUMMIN

LEMME ASK U SMTHN RICK

The maskettayousumthin man

I hope that dogs attacks someone

MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT

that dog is terrified. i hope no one gets attacked

PRESS R TO RUB

hide your babies

>we're a bunch of lunatics who left the government and are taking the law into our own hand
>we're the good guys

a tv show

>pitbulls

Despite being 15% of the dog population....

DESPITE BEING ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION

nice nigger dog

why is there a dog

>BREAKING: Pit Bull Kills 3 and Injures 14 During Ubisoft #E3 Conference

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DOGGY!!

Get woke, make money

>shitbull

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>shitbull

so far the dog is the most interesting thing thats happened this year

I hope that dog maul someone

I hate Yea Forums and their shitty memes.

DOG CONFIRMED

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>SHITBULL ON STAGE

god I hope it mauls him

>Mac from always sunny came to shill his new video game show
>Esports shit for Seige
>Adventure time is in Brawlhalla
it's been a fucking ride

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HES GOT A FUCKING DOG.

UBISOFT WINS

>shitbull

Xbox still wins with only one celebrity guest

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Oh shit, I hope they don't have flashing lights.

>Hey faggots, my name is John

brawhall + adventure time

KILL ALL SHITBULLS

SMASHED AND SLAMMED

Dr pibbles!

why exactly is there a dog on stage

HEROIC PITBULL SWIMS 5 MILES TO BITE OWNER

What the fuck is this shit? Wasn't this supposed to be about video games? There's adds for a fucking shitcom, a cartoon expansion for videogame and now there someone brings their dog on the stage while giving a speech. Like wtf is this shit?

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is that a dangerous breed pitbull I see does ubisoft condone the murder of babies by pitbulls?

I hope there are no babies in the audience

PUPPERS

EY CESAR MILAN MASKUSUM

BREED OF PEACE

Can i get fern as an echo fighter

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>basedboy pitbull haters seething
lmao

>Trying to justify your victimhood
Just play the game otherwise you're just as bad as them because you're pushing an agenda like them.

If brawlhalla hasn't switched yet I doubt they'd make everything EGS only

>programmers
>having any decision power on what the game will at all
Those guys are probably mostly just in for the money

>Pitbull

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You guys told me pitbulls were aggressive.
Is this another fucking retarded /pol/ meme?

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MOMMY

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*saves e3*

Kojima what have you done

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>no dances
What the fuck? Where is cringe and fun?

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this is so gay...

>HE HAS A DOG I'M TOTALLY BUYING HIS GAME

cringe

obviously heavily sedated

if statistics are a meme to you then yes

>OMG DOGS DOGS ARE SO GREAT I LOVE UBISHIT NOW I LOVE THINGS THAT BARK AND ATTACK PEOPLE AND SHIT EVERYWHERE

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They were just showing solidarity to abortion

>it's not even a pitbull
why is Yea Forums so fucking retarded

>Why did they kidnap me from Keanu's conference?

Looking for infants to maul

Whatever helps you sleep better m8.

>Brexit
>No video games
>pitbulls

It's like this presentation was deliberately designed to piss pol off.

They aren't agressive, they just look like it so they make for great fighting dogs. Huskies are way worse. But no dog with training is agressive in the same way that not everyone holding a gun wants to shoot up a school.

meanwhile you faggots will shill shepherds as if they can't be violent as well.

This fucking company, I swear to god

I THINK UBISOFT SUCKS

The fuck? v4c is still around?

I don't know what this pic is trying to tell me.

Fuck you, VidyaOP forever.

thought not
is it a staffy? they're good dogs

Seething.

Poor thing looked nervous as fuck

>community developer

can anyone tell me what this is?

A WOMAN

the agenda is not having people push politics in games, it's not that hard

Why do Ubisoft games all look the same?

GIRL ON STAG DICK PENIS BEOCMINGS DIAMOND HARD NOW THERE ARE IS GIRL ON STAGE

So its mgs ghost recon?

when i get the game Im going to try and make my legion full of either Skinheads,Mods,Football hooligans and or Rockers i hope to get to change their outfits

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