Confy Ubisoft E3 thread

Don't worry, there's plenty of time for dancing and cringe jokes

ALL THE FEELSUH

this is the first e3 thing im watching and im already bored out of my mind. faggot orchestra shit? show some games or i will leave

the fuck do they have this orchestral shit and we can't even see the game. i'd hate to be sitting in the front row and all i get to see is the conductors ass. put the fucks in a corner pit squished together and let us see the fuckign GAME!

Just pirate it.

What exactly are we expecting here

Nice to know that Ubisoft is still bringing the cringe

This orchestra is pretty boring desu senpai

>AssCreed 4-2 NEVER EVER

This music is UNIRONICALLY GOOD

E3 isn't ever going to get better in my eyes. It's only going to get worse.

seeya lad

they didn't even play Ezio's Family

what a fucking retards holy fucking shit UBISOFT CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

You deserve it, newfag ultra

based ubisoft giving musical performers work

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING

>posting an ugly ubiturd in the op
gay thread im outta here

Pray for him

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>opening will filler
Okay, Ubishit.

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think they'll announce the rumored viking assassins creed?

I guess I'll have to. PC is the only one with actual deals and I don't want to fuck with origin.

If theres no splinter cell i swear to god Ubi....

It's orchestrated video game music, this really only appeals to a niche of a niche. I don't know why they're spending so much time with it.

THESE 5 MINUTES COULD'VE BEEN USED TO SHOW UP THE POTENTIAL GAMES THEY'RE RELEASING

Why do they do this dumb shit every year? Though at least Just Dance was retarded and funny.

Somethings off

Assassin's Sneed

Does anyone give a shit about Asscreed music?

>they didn't even play Ezio's Family
There it is.

hello

where are the games?

thank you

this shits big gay

>Tour

lmao, fuck you

>boring E3
>boring anime season
;_; fuck I just want good entertainment

Why do these conferences always need to tack on some live music performance?
Literally no one likes them.

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What games? This is E3.

do people even like assassin's creed anymore?

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ok i guess?

Is this the first time Ubisoft has had a music segment that actually had something to do with video games?

this is such bullshit. live performances suck dick they might ass well be playing music from a fucking boombox

For me, it's Kassandra

I'd rather not imagine that thanks

Filler

No

wow that was horrible

that was iconic?

Not since Jesper Kyd stopped. AC1 and 2 were really good.

Wish they'd said it started at 5 past.

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IMMERFSIVE

We just got the whole tour here

what the fuck, it's an advertisement for a concert?

Do you guys think they'll talk about games?

Ubisoft just won E3 by not participating

>Ass Creed music tour
Oh dear

LEAVE HER JOHNNY, LEAVE HER

Carrie sure is Bland

Who even cares about Assassin's Creed's OST?

How long will Ubisoft milk tzhe Ac franchise?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Whose mom is this?

Where is girlwood???

Personally I prefer when you surround bits of a concert with a ton of MIDI files

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>Imerf-sive experience

oh god i get you're a woman but do you have to look so fucking disgusting

I wish there was more SFM porn with her.

Thanks lad

Ready for all the PC ports to be EGS/Ubisoft launcher exclusive?
Thank fuck they'll all be piratable.

>Advertising, in my E3!?

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finally over

I miss Aisha Tyler so fucking much.

michael ironside confirmed at some con that they are working on a new splinter cell but sam will be a supporting character, he will help the new female protagonist. they want to create a new iconic character.

Nothing Bland about those tits! Mommy, milkies!

who ready for cringe kino?

where are the fucking video games boys? we are 8 min in this shit.

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>Iconic
Can anyone remember any piece of music even remotely memorable from that series?

>music tour for video game music

>just build hype for nothing for an hour
would be unironic kino.

When will Ubisoft realize that their conferences will be snorefests until they bring back Aisha Tyler?

NEW THREAD >NEW THREAD

I'll be really disappointed if there's nothing funny during this show

I do, but it’s because I only play every third release, so that way it doesn’t get too stale.

female boners

>ground floor
It's the stalls you uncultured swine

>i've given up

>greatest city in the world, well it used to be... before I fucked everythang up
SAN ANDREAS 2

BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

This, it's not a real E3 without a danceoff

you got a loicence for that gun m8

This is just regular old London.

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>LUNDAHN
>GREATEST CITAY IN THE WUHLD
>LAYST IT USED TO BAY

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LONDON
*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAP*

BREXIT

Nice pre-rendered CGI trailer

>london is a shithole - the game

holy shit did ubisoft got redpilled?

>gameplay immediately
what the hell

>british
>face masks
>resistance
is this 2009 again?

Clearly not London. There's too many white people

Sjw post brexit leftie multicultural resistance?

>extremists
Lemme guess, Nigel Farage?

BREXIT: THE GAME

>white people on screen
It's not their london
>blacks on screen
ITS OUR LONDON

jesus christ

No BLEEPing? Think of the children

Watch Dogs 2 was a good game, I'm interested in Bong edition.

>fucking wanka oi oi

COMFY

This fucking thread has 100 posts. Fuck outta here and leave us truly comfy

Surprised there’s no bullshots at all

>may die randomly
Ok

>protagonist isn't black
>nor female
Already liking what i see.

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All the blacks and pakis are the police.

Watch Dogs 3: Oi Bruv Edition?

Remember, Ubisoft games are NOT political. Ubisoft confirmed that.

>this bargain bin city17

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balltap

OH LOOK ANOTHER NAZI DYSTOPIA AND THE LEFTIST TRANNY HERO SAVES THE DAY

FUCK
UBISOFT

I remember when ubisoft shown watch dogs gameplay at e3 and everyone creamed their fucking pants back then

but then the game came out and everybody shat on it.

>tfw live in London

LOL this looks hilarious

'ATE IRISH
'ATE MUZZIES
'ATE GUVMENT
'ATE TRANNIES
LUV THE NORF

SIMPLE AS

OI YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT GAME?!

Oh boy, cultural enrichment simulator.

WASH DOG

>resistance is full of niggers
>brexit bad
meh

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BREXIT SIMULATOR

DRUMPF BAD
BREXIT BAD

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

what PS2 game is this?

What have I missed so far?

I can't imagine how much fun it is for a France based company to create a game based around how shitty London is. It can only be topped off if the MC is French and he's the one ends up fixing everything.

oi cunt bruv mate bloody wanker

U WOT M8? ILL HACK U IN THE GABBER SWARE ON ME MUM

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>gets shot by police
>"not today"
why dont niggers in america just do this?

>surrender button
>not in France

HAHAHAHAHAHA
THE ORANGE BTFO

RESIST!

>PRESS R TO RESIST

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Press B to pay respects

>""HACKER""
>no balaclava

Oh fuck off.

Press B to lay to rest

TACTICAL OLD WOMAN ESPIONAGE ACTION

>in this game
>you can control all NPCs
well goddamn

Copying State of Decay i see.

I just realized that Ubisoft just wasted the London and now nobody will make a open world in uk ever again. especially in gta.

>ELITE GRANNY HACKER
Oh no no no

KILL ALL WHITEYS

this looks pretty good ngl

>protagonist
You were saying?

BASED OLD LADY PLAYABLE CHARACTER

You know, this doesn't look that bad. Shame it's Ubishit though.

Press B to lay to rest.

permadeath would be interesting if the game was difficult (it wont be)

>Play as old lady
G O T Y
O
T
Y

CP2077 will shit on this hard.

>Watch Dogs 3
Bring back my boy Aiden or no deal

I wonder if anyone's retarded enough to think the recruit system will be anything like this.

>LITERAL TACTICAL OLD LADY

LMAO WATCH DOGS TURNED INTO SAINTS ROW

This looks way limited they can't have recorded dialogue for dozens of characters for the whole game

this is more briddish than the queen watching dr. who while drinking tea!

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Interesting how the resistance is mostly brown.
Totally not a commentary on current social events.

>permadeath

Holy shit this is actually pretty interesting

Also actual gameplay

Ubisoft already won

I honestly wouldn't mind, as long as the gameplay is similar to Pandora Tomorrow or Chaos Theory.

Also Give me a new PoP

OLD ENGLISH LADY MAIN CHARACTER

She just knee'd someone in the face

BLACKED

Based grandma

Hopefully we get playable norf fc blokes

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the haircut

Fuck you m8, my whole organization will recruits WHITES ONLY

>Ubisoft is bullshitting

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WOT IF YER NAN WAS A HACKER? MENTAL INNIT?

Actually looks based.

Nah I feel like this makes it even more likely, especially if you keep in mind that Rockstar would be amazing to sweep Ubishit under the rug with their London. This is a more fantastical setting anyways, GTAs setting would be more realistic within reason.
Also those edits for the old lady section were really lazy.

>old granny kicking the ass of physically fit men

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH THIS IS 2019

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH

you'd just need half a dozen or so voice actors

What you don't want to climb a tower to unlock the map for the area?

>all those blacks in the character list
Good to see Ubisoft did their research

>raining
>ground not wet
>character clothing is bone dry

GERIATRICS RISE UP

Is that David Walliams?

I just want to play as a moe anime girl, fuck this shit

>Old English Lady Player Character

Where were you when Ubisoft won E3?

That looks fun as fuck desu

I think it looks pretty good

>actual gameplay
You must be new to Ubisoft conferences.

Take the Skyrim approach

I have to be honest, I had no interest in the first two games, but beating up people as an old British lady sounds amazing.
The trailer seems rather scripted though, namely the characters commentating on permadeath. So can you run out of characters? If they're procedurally generated there's no way the other characters would comment on death in such detail.

AND HERES THE NIGGER WITH THE DYKE HAIRCUT

LIKE CLOCKWORK

this grandma is based, killing all the zoomies

You now remember Jade Raymond

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Because it was just plain fucking boring. It was a dull GTA clone with a PRESS SQUARE TO HACK gimmick, but the gameplay itself was literally just drive around, shoot people, and run from the cops done worse than GTA.

This. It's got it wrong anyway, Scotland Yard isn't opposite the London Eye, it's a bit down the road. How can you fuck this stuff up when google maps exists?

looks pretty fun actually

IS THIS YOUR MEME?

Wtf are they doing

a game about mass surveilance being political?
who woulda thought

Looks better than the second game by far.

>giant drone

Just Cause: SOUF

Needs more arabs to reflect modern London

>Is this a meme?
Seriously? Fuck off.

This. This is doctored as fuck.

BLACK MAHKET

>"Is this a meme"
Also, Ubishit needs to stop sending their shills here.

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>from based grandma to generic black lady
cringe

fook'n

I remember when she got drunk at game awards and shat on keith sutherland and cd projekt

This might be worth a pirate honestly.

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Too good to be true

QUEEN SLAY

absolutely nobody cares

I like how the AI doesn't give a shit about their agents dying.

is this a meme?

here's your resistance bro

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Please tell me sheboon is not the protag

>three playable characters shown so far (white guy, granny, black dyke)
>white guy gets killed in a minute

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>we can just let the nigger members die
neato

why do these games have so much profanity?

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it doesnt look visually good, thats how you knkw its real

This is looking kinda cool but I doubt they will this much dialog for all the different characters
If I get this now I'll have to get the other watch dogs

wow women are so much better at everything than men aren't they??

imagine sitting in the comfy thread astroturfing for stormfront the entire conference

>brain dead ai

it's a rogue lite. there's no protag

>Man dies
>Mission completed by based grandma

>Man gets kidnapped
>Black woman rescues him

THE AGE OF WHITE MEN IS OVER

I miss bald space marines

It's in fucking England you cunt.

>can put edgy masks on any character
me like

I wonder if Aiden or Marcus will be recruitable.

>that drum n bass music
Nice

accurate depiction of london citizens

compensation for the lack of nudity.

Just bad luck Kapp

>granny lightly kicks guy in the sheen and takes him down
>black chick puts hands on guy's forehead and he dies

women are so strong!

Of course they show the white male getting killed

So how long until it's revealed the companion wont actually say character names?

there is no protag, i think that's the point.
It'll just have a generic mad-libs story so anyone can fill in the blanks.

Shut the hell up nigger

Looks boring

they do it every year, release a game with some controversy and hire some shills.

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Ubisoft still pretending it's edgy to swear in 2014+5

>souf fc shirt

>no northerners
Shite.

So #woke

Can’t wait to climb towers and find collectables all over the lifeless map!!

>GUNS IN BONGISTAN

LMAO
They should have shown killing the people with bike locks or saws lol

Because it's for a MATURE audience, motherfucker!

this

Rockstar: we have 3 protaganists
Ubisoft: hold my frappucino skinny basedlatte

Ubisoft character designs are awful

Finally, a game where I beat down a fasict government as an old lady.

They actually think they're fucking slick about it too, like fuck me.

That AI is going to be evil right

I'd give it a week or two
How long until the downgrade becomes apparent though?

is it meant to be that full on because UK is 1984-tier already?

we do not forgive

Bros this already seems worse than comfy watchdogs 2

WHATS WITH THE CONSTANT POLITICAL AGENDA OF RESISTING?

SUCH A NIGGER MINDSET

the English working class have a way with words like no other.

Why are you fags so obsessed with identity politics? You all sound like fucking morons

are you dense? there isnt A protag, you play as rando NPCs

I fucking hate the English

Who else going to do a boomer only run of Watch Dogs?

WE R LEGUN
NO FORGET

You can tell they're exaggerating from the way that capped off

Looks neat. Never really cared for the other Watch Dogs games but this is worth a pirate at least.

#resist against drumpf and brexit with the ubisofts new watch dog legion ©™

YOU ACTUALLY GET TO PLAY AS A CHAV

LOOOOL

How ubisoft is still alive?

Apparently they had to delay the game internally to make it work. They wanted 2 year releases, they're looking at 3.5 years now

honestly, why is it that almost every british female character in new games is black?

Remember when ubisoft talked about stopping injecting politics in their games? lmao

bro but where does he get his mask?

Wtf this actually looks good

RIP Ian.

>YAAASSS!
>RESIST!
this is all so tiresome

BREXIT REEEEEEEEE

YES GOY

JUST LET THE TECH GIANTS DO WHAT THEY WANT

BREXIT BAD
EA BUREAUCRACY GOOD

Didn't Aiden die in the end of the first game?

>muh brexit
fuck this niggers.

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I would rather have a single customizable character than this mobile tier gacha shit

>talking about brexit

PLEASE BE IN LONDO-
oh, thanks mate

WE ARE LEGION

dude brexit lmao

Best looking game unvelied at E3 so far.

Vivendi will get it soon.

talk about overly ambitious. Anyone who is hyped for this is a moron.
Also was that Kaitlin Olson from Its Always Sunny in the crowd?

>BREXIT

>how to resolve a hostage situation:
>just shoot them in the leg lmao
what thee fuck? stupid shit like that should get the hostage killed, not shoved away to a safe distance. why the fuck do you just not have to think about anything in games anymore?

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MUH BREXIT

Brexit literally mentioned

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DEPORTATION SQUADS

UK is already surveillance state you faget

>hundreds of playable characters
>one of them dying will definitely come out in a cutscene
Yea, sure Ubisoft. At least they're being realistic with London becoming a surveillance state.

This actually looks like a cool concept, they're going to completely fuck it up though.

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brexit mentioned first minute in KEK

YES GOY
RESIST THE TECH GIANTS BY CONSUMING ALL THEIR PRODUCTS

>he said BREXIT
>on stage at e3
As a brit I feel proud as fuck right now, based

>muh brexit
Fuck off you french fags

It's a surveillance police state, that's hardly a new concept

>NOOO BREXIT BAD >:(

I'm prepared for half the assets shown in that trailer to not make release, but this is already the best conference. Shows how bad this E3 has been

>Clint Hocking

this has some potential to be good. He was the lead designer of Splinter Cell Chaos Theory

>DEPORTATION SQUADS

DUDE, BREXIT

RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS

UBISOFT GAMES ARE NOT POLITICAL!

REMEMBER!

Grandad is using CRYPTO to buy a new kidney on the black market.

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pol is so tiring

>Brexit will cause the UK to become a police state
lolwut

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this but unironically

I stopped watching Pre Pre Show after Johnny Impact left. Did I miss anything good?

>the UK HAS BECOME a surveillance state
IT ALREADY IS HAHAHA

>See that NPC? You can recruit them.

>in the far future London has become a surveillance state

So in the far future of today?

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>brexit
>deportation squads
Imagine still playing westernshit in 2019.

>your GRANDDAD is using MONERO to buy WERTHER'S ORIGINALS

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>he actually brought up Brexit

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>brexit happens
>what will happen to the world!?

BRITAIN ISNT THAT IMPORTANT

>brexit
>authoritarian

>UK has BECOME a surveillance state

kek

>Britain has become a surveillance state
>>>>>>become

>MUH BREXIT

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Imagine supporting brexit after the total shitshow of the past 2 years LMAO

GRANDAD'S USING CRYPTO

>hocking
>makes a game about hacking

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Wtf is brexit?

H A R D
B R E X I T
No survivors!

>Brexit
>actually happening
Jej

>2019 V For Vendetta ripoff

YASSS QUEEN RESIST THOSE FILTHY WH*TE M*LES
FUCK DRUMPF

UK is already a police state.
What does Brexit have to do with anything?

>Yea Forums complained about bethesda saying kill nazis
>ubisoft literally name drops brexit

Well put ubishill.

When has London every been important other than being a false tourist attraction for naive Japs?

3D printed guns are gonna be the future man.

>People are excited about GTA:London

Is this a joke?

>an authorian regime

So uh... the left?

BECAUSE THE LAND IS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH NIGGERS AND SHITSKINS

YOU DONT NEED BIG BROTHER IN A WHITE ETNOSTATE

Ori is without question the best thing that has been showed off so far.

>french
>brexit
Wut ?

have sex

41%

>UK has become a surveillance state
>become
Fucking kek

>SJW oppression fantasy

oof

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GANGSTA

No, he cameos in 2, Marcus rescues him.

AAAAHHH HE SAID FUCK HE SAID IT SO BASED AND BRAVE

AFROPUNK BODYMOD GANGSTA

>surveillance police state
so, just like UK circa 2019?

>none of the characters will have memorable or lasting appeal
>character deaths are just hand-waved because none of them are important

FUCK TORIES

I find it utterly bizarre how these people think the UK would somehow become less free after Brexit happens

kek ubisoft based as fuck

This'll probably be shit and none of what he said will be remotely true, but I'll still be keeping an eye on this game just for that british grandma bit.

>woman invented hacking
Is this the 1984 timeline

>can create an white terrorist network
Based ubisoft

Here's politics in your vidya bro, hope you like it.

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How many VAs?

LADIES FUUCCCKKING INVENTED HACKING WOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THE ABSOLUTE SEETHE STATE OF THE FRENCH AND EU

LITERALLY RENT FREE

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>gangsta
oh hell ya nigga

>Literal politics
Sasuga Ubisoft

women didn't do fucking shit stop revising history

>abloobloobloo government
>abloobloobloo deportation ripped from their homes
londoners never give up unless it involves getting raped by muslims

Why is the "comfy" thread a /pol/ thread?

So this is about 5 years down the line

I'll only get the game if I can compose my team of nothing but grandma's and Jason stathams

Can I make my resistance all white?

WOMEN STRONK

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Ori wasn't unveiled

a shit a modern london game. looks good

What are the odds the game looks 10x worse than the "gameplay" thjey just showed.

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>tfw it's Homefront Revolution but with the character swapping from Driver SF
Well that's interesting

>white terrorist

Oxymoron

>become a nannu state
it already is one you cunt

don't you know? everything was invented in the UK

Are Ubisoft /ourguys/?

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You can't be free without an oligarchy ruling over you.

They are trying to rewrite history.

I fucking hate ubisoft
Them and Bethesda always drag political shit into E3

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I'm going to make a team with scary churka durkas and kill every woman and infidel in the game.

this is a real concern, its gonna be even shitter if theres barely any unique dialogue AND they all sound the same

Who here only recruiting white males?

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They can't stop themselves.

>niggers and hipsters are the resistance

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Jewbisoft are frenchfags

And france is literally a north african colony

Do people still believe the lies and bs ""demos"" Ubisoft tells/shows?

>leaving an unelected foreign bureaucracy will cause London to become Nazi Germany
What the fuck even is this game?
Looks fun but this story is fucking dumb.

How exactly did he try to reason that women invented hacking??

Bros I don't get it London is an English city why are there black and brown people in this game?

>no not the white guy
>Yeah the nigger

>At bletchley Park
pretty sure that had more to do with Alan Turing

Fair Enough.
Still the best thing I've seen so far. Never even played the first one.

>look at him
>noo, no at the pajeet, at the black bvll!

absolutely
TERRIBLE

Because these baiting retards know their edgy, uneducated posts won't be seen and get (you)'s in the sticky

This is Watch_Dogs equivalent to AC:Brotherhood. They turned it up a notch though

>you can choose to recruit anyone
>they made it this easy to be discriminating

SHUT YOUR GUB, ALL RIGHT SO WE WUZ TALKIN BOLLOCKS WITH LADS AT NANDOS

Blame ubisoft for making a political game and statements.

Nothing political about this game, nope!

>tfw born, bred and love in London

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DDUE OLD WOMEN HAHA
yeah we get it

This.
Gonna murder all subhumans and clean up London

I bet any "story" missions only can be done with a set of a handful of NPCs, the "play anyone" thing will be for freeroam challenge stuff they dont need to record VA for.

The comfy thread should be a Yea Forums thread.

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here

>see that Paki?
>nah not him

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>experienced assassin
>shoots someone with a Deagle point blank in the middle of the day

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this

They were both brown???

RESIST
IMPEACH
FUCK DRUMPF
FUCK WYPIPO

>Everyone vs White People : The Game

There was like one chick who helped hack the enigma code in ww2

>brexit
>deportation squads
>authoritarian death squads

top kek. What a fucking shitshow

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/pol/ loses their minds at the whiff of alternate opinons or thoughts

based ubi

If it wasn't for the leftie politics, this might actually be pretty good.

very accurate portrayal of london, there are practically no white people

Not exactly a celebrity cameo

What?
Why the fuck is Rob here?

>absolutely 0 barriers to your sekrit group
definitely won't get imploded by double-agents.

London Blacked

chad grandma KEK

black people are so fetishised by the media it's insane. they make up some single digit percentage of the population but they clearly massively outnumber orientals, pakis, etc in this trailer. even in america they're like 15% but blacks are somehow the default non-white race to go for

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pol fags seething at this game, preordering because im a socialist shill

Imagine the state of your life that you see everything through the lens of race. You know most people don't even notice it right?

M8 this was 5 years ago.
Drones included.

or it'll just have barebones nothing story pushed forward by the robot npc that cannot die.

OH FUCK

They are old af, it's a joke.

At least he's not drunk, unlike John Wick.

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>we want the hotline miami mask meme but without the fun gameplay
>can you shoehorn one of our IPs in it?
>no problem

what the fuuuuuuk

more actors :)

>Liberals acting like they aren't all for a surveillance state.

IT'S ALWAYS REDDIT

I FUCKING KNEW THAT THERE WAS SOME SUNNY SHIT GOING ON HERE (Kaitlin olson is this guys wife)

WOOOOAH YOU CAN PLAY AS A BADASS GRANNY WOOOO

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Shit... we owe it all to women bros... I can't believe it

good god how far are some of your streams behind

>Charley Day at E3
Wildcard bitches

Oobeesoft

MAC

Well this is going to be fucking horrible

This.

CDPR had a better celebrity

ubisoft all ready won, just by having a game with actual gameplay.

because we are right
because it makes you seethe
because it's funny

Friendly reminder UK's economy has only dropped since Brexit passed and it shows no sign of recovery.

Oobuhsoft

>no one smells bullshit like this community
clearly fucking not if people are watching this shit.

literally who?

>the funniest people that i know
>charlie day

It's because by 2050 niggers will be the majority of the world's population. It's just early programming.

our gun drones will only be trained on the people who actually deserve it though???

>yfw all POC have higher stats/abilities and whites are fucking useless

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>show about game making
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I don't understand why the sunny guy is here

>Celeb appearance
>Isn't someone likeable at all

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BBC rules the world. deal with it.

>advertising a show during a game convention

oo bih soft

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its just that retards like this
have to sit and think of something witty when really theyre just faggots

WHERE THE VIDEO GAMES?

>ubisoft has nothing
>has to shill hollyjew shit talking about us based gamers
>probably gonna have an incel character
>probably gonna have the line "have sex" from a snarky bitch character
>probably gonna have tranny speedrunners

>tv
Please fuck off Ubi, did they learn nothing from the Xbox debacle

>silicon valley: video game edition
could be alright

>30 minutes in
>1 game
>1 literal TV show

>give money to major capitalist corporation because I'm a socialist
Based

>eye-n

Always Sunny in Philadelphia MMO?

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>tv series

what in the goddamn

What am I looking at here?

>for apple tv+
its fucking nothing

I can't wait to build myself a harem in Legion

Is this a game or a TV show what the fuck?

Who are you quoting?

>difficulties of modern office life

OMG! OFFICE WORK SO HARD! I WISH I WAS WORKING ON A FACTORY!

>Always Sunny Video Game Show
why the fuck is this at E3 though

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>apple tv plus
fucking what

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He's shilling his tv show about videogames, or maybe a videogame about a tv show about videogames.
I'm not sure.

Don't you love his screaming and annoying voice?

>but blacks are somehow the default non-white race to go for
Yes just likes whites are the default race to go through

>appletv+
literally who?

Rob is fucking yolked now

I really love television in my videogames conferences

Cry more.

>actually defending the badass granny trope
literal fucking normalfag reddit tier retard

>A shitty TV show
Disgusting.

>highest grossing mmorpg
Dungeon Fighter Online? No?

>literal TV show
Jesus

>Looked fun
>Muh brexit

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>AppleTV
LOL

quick make a new thread

I like Rob, he's a funny guy, but when you watch enough Sunny you know that his character is a huge piece of shit (as they all are) so it's hard to have him display himself as a nice likable guy.

>polish title translation appearing first
BAZA

You forgot the obligatory concert.

I thought he was gonna make an always sunny game. Then he shifted to shilling some mobile garbage and I muted the stream. What a fucking disappointment

NEVER fucking heard of this shit before

>shilling a tv show

E3 sure has turned to shit.

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Dilate

Is that F Murray Abraham?

>tfw your name is Ian
Never been called "Iron" before

>apple fucking tv +
jesus christ who approved this

That’s nice but I want to fuck Rob

this literally looks shit

Lmao read the thread again and see who's crying you incel loser

>a fucking TV show
Am I being trolled

What the fuck is Mythic Quest? I'm not even underaged and I don't know what it is.

tv show based on a fake game dev

It's the most creative thing Goobi have done in years.

fucking cricket too

White people are fucking cringe

So a video game company made a show about a fictional game because video games are bigger than TV

>MUH TV
Did Ubisoft learn nothing from Microsoft?

ESPORTS

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Finally Metzen gets the tv show he deserves

What was the song at the end?

it's a fake game

>we're halfway through the conference and there's been ONE game

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?

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I'd watch it. Fuck all of you

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seege

UBISOFT ONLY HAD WATCH DOGS TO SHOW UP

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it's a fake game you absolute mong.
that's the point.

Yea Forums WON

bro this is fucking cringe bro

This, I honestly have never heard of it and they're claiming to be the highest grossing MMO?

I don't know why this shit is shown at E3 but i'd watch it.

fuck twitch faggot e sport faggotry ruined rainbow six

a fake game within their gay tv show

God so far this is fucking trash

>Not remembering the ungodly shilling of Avatar at Ubisoft 2009 in E3

hownew.ru

Oh.

>being this retarded

First good thing they've shown. I fucking love Interro.
clips.twitch.tv/EphemeralKawaiiPizzaKreygasm

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>after the show be sure to meet me in the mens bathroom for an intense experience

Sailing off to Boston, used a lot for the movie the department

Beyond Good Ad Evil 2
Assasin's Creed 43
Ghost Recon
Splinter Cell
Rabbids

WHERE WAS SKULL AND BONES?????? WHAT THE FUCK JUST GIVE ME SOMETHING

In the UK? Yeah they are

YES THIS IS EXACTLY WHA I WANTED. A TV SHOW ANNOUNCED AT E3 YES BEST E3 EVER BASTE UBISOOOOOOOFT YESSSSSSSS MYTHIC QUEST BASTE UBISOFT. BASTE TV AND FUCK BREXIST

>e-sports

HAHAHAHAAHAH

the SJW don't get the irony i guess.

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>Watch Dogs Legion looked okay
>Suddenly fucking TV and Rainbow Six Siege

What the absolute fuck is this E3

t. brainlet

Thx user

Where tf are the new games?

>game looks fun
>completely shit the floor with tv and esports

I don't remember anything about Avatar, it's like it never even existed.

>A TV show and
>Esports cancer

What the god damn fuck? I love Siege and play all the time but I literally don't care about this, show me new games.

>muh e-celebs
fuck off with you and the entire e-sports scene

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>putting ads in your conference
This is fucking low

This is legit going to be the last E3.

Ned Flanders is in

>celebrities playing video games
ahahaha

Warden genuinely looks like a massive mistake.

United Kingdom of Sharia Controlled Zone

what source mod is this?

>Watch Dogs Legion looked okay

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WHERE'S AISHA?

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It started so well

32 minutes in and only 1 video game.....

us gamers lol

Mac going through drastic body changes is my favorite joke. Though I don't think he'll ever go fat Mac again since that really fucked up his health

Were these supposed to be 2019 graphics

ah yes nothing like movies and tv shows in my games conference.

APPLE TV PLUS
ESPORTS WITH CELEBS
BAD DRUMPF LONDON EDITION
CONCERT

is there a rating below f? holy shit this is awful.

what the hell is going on

New

Why are shooters so boring?

doe UbiArt still exist?

>we're still getting adventure time shit in 2019

>Make an very Gary Oldman looking character
>Not played by Gary Oldman

what year is it?

looked fun desu

...Brawlhalla?

Holy fucking shit why Ubisoft

The conference is all ads you fucking retard.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>adventure time

hopefully dead.

No wonder Sony pulled out. Absolutely irrelevant and outdated concept nowadays. A total waste of time and money. This is the worst it has ever been.

That seige trailer had the Kingman movie theme, is it a crossover? Why is ubi selling out to Hollywood?

Why can't they just show trailer after trailer with no commentary inbetween.

For one breif second i thought this would be a Smash character

Vin Diesel does
That dude had like several thounds of hours in Chivalry and actually played the Riddick game

25,000,000 people play brawlhala btw

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Whats the sauce on this shit?

What a boring ubishit presentation... Hoped better

2011, didn’t you know?

what year is it again?

its a little meme parody because hehe theyre so wacky

EH RIGG IMA ASK U SUMIN

yfw sony did the right thing

MASK YOU SOMETHIN RIGGG

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Oh hey its Punisher.

CAAAARRLLLLLLL

that's a good boy

woah it's that finisher dude

Jon Bernthal is fucking awesome and utterly wasted on the snoozefest that is modern Ghost Recon. Wildlands is one of the most boring games I've ever played and I wanted to like it so badly.

well the dog saved it

remember lads;

don't fund sjw projects
don't apologize or capitulate to sjw's
berate and demean sjws for being sjw

OMG WHERE ARE THE WOMEN!??!?!?!!!

SEXIST GAME!

But London is Islamic in real life, user

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@465685894
this is the comfy thread, keep your peanut gallery bullshit in the main thread

>I'm Jon the Manlet Hollywood Jew
jesus, was it really necessary?

How mad are CD Projeckt Red and Kojima right now? They got some random who actors like that guy from Fortnite while Ubisoft got literally THE FINISHER

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i want the dog to start attacking people

Pitbulls should be put down tbqh famalam

oh this was the rapist from sicario

>Shitbull on stage

????

>brothers AND
>sisters

probably drugged to shit so it doesn't start eating faggots and niggers

>those people in the front row shifting uncomfortably at the unleashed pitbull
kek