PLEASE SAVE US FROM THIS PAINFUL E3, YOU'RE OUR LAST HOPE

Even if they show a fart cloud you retards would be praising it like the second coming of christ.

Videogames are dead

>Wii u era

Leave it to me, I'll save E3 on my own

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SAY IT WITH ME

ANIMAL

CROSSING

DELAYED

Reminder.

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They've already won with Pokemon alone dude.

I hope they do just so that Sonyfags don't brag it was a shitty E3 without Sony

Devolver and the Pre Pre Show already saved E3. Nintendo's either gonna be the cherry on top or a big raisin on top of a shit sundae

I just need more Astral Chain footage and I'm A-OK.

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I found the man who loves escapism.

Whatever they show, the board will implode anyways because of rosterniggers, we'd need the jannys to contain everything in the sticky but it'll hard and unlikely so it'll just end up like

it is really
its the only game company conference left BECAUSE SONY ABANDONED FUCKING E3

Can /OURGUY/ save us?

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based

I will cut you

Thats just a picture of a normal day on Yea Forums

It's legit been horrendous
>CGI trailer after CGI trailer after CGI trailer
No gameplay for any of the most interesting things
Suffering suffering and suffering.

Any legit-sounding leaks about Nintendo's conference?

new warioware game
new metroid 2.5D game
banjo is in

It has been horrible. Nothing but CGI trailers, nothing interesting. Not even so bad that it's funny, it's just mediocre as hell and Bethesda was honestly one of the most insulting ones I can think of.

I putting it all on Ubisoft.
I just got a feeling.

Fuck off, shill

How can Nintendo top this?

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One Yea Forums leak ( minus the banjo bit)
And one twitter leaker who got everything right for the other companies but got hit by the Nintendo ninjas before he could do more than supposedly hint at banjo (with a witch puzzle and the Disney movie brave).

He absolutely will.

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mother 3 but that's a never ever

>Movie trailers and no game trailers

If Nintendo shows Animal Crossing, they won.

deathloop might be good
>inb4 no gameplay
Evil genius 2 then

>animal crossing ft Keanu reeves

based and xenopilled

ive given up hope
nutendo will absolutely do it
i'm a broken man

Besides this absolute BEAUTIFUL woman, everything has been garbage.

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:(
less than 24 hours til we find out. stay strong my brother

we just need prime and echoes. no need for prim3

>negativity is BAD
There have been a few good games shown and I'm looking forward to stuff Yea Forums hates, but being bitter and jaded is completely justified in 2019.
t. VR apologist

This is what Nintendo babies want, to re-pay for 15 year old games.

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Are you kidding? It's shit.

>Nintendo being given yet another free E3 win
Wish the others would put up more of a fight!

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Nintendo isn't going to save us, but hopefully the new contra doesnt look like complete crap

What are you faggots on about? MS had a great conference.

I am ready, bros. Steve can't win, he just can't.

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There is not a single new game announced. Every hyped game was announced before. Only game I am interested in is Songs of Conquest and it's an indie pixel game. It's that bad.

Metroid Prime is a masterpiece of a game, I'd gladly pay for a 16:9 HD version with twin sticks controls

In the darkness you only see the light

Nice try buddy, but you should know better than to expect anything from Nintendo. They’re not showing Mario, Smash, Zelda, or Metroid, so this year all they have to offer is casual games.

I'm honestly not looking forward to Luigi's Mansion, since it seems like its taking from Dark Moon again.

It's happening.
>Metroid Dread
>Astral Chain
>Luigi's Mansion
>Link's Awakening
>maybe Arms 2 or Zelda Switch
E3 has been decent.
>Elden Ring kino, albeit CGI and spoiler
>Ghostwire: Tokyo, albeit CGI
>Doom Eternal
>Microsoft Flight Simulator
>Age of Empires 2 HD 2
>Cyberpunk, albeit CGI
>some cool indie stuff
Sad that Bannerlord and Witchfire didn't show.

>Lots of new IPS announced
>all of the reveals are just CG trailers no gameplay period
Very happy not everyone is just making sequels but goddamn stop it with CG trailers especially if you aren't gonna go straight into talking about what the game actually is. Hoping for some good demos at the treehouse stuff because they are sorely lacking everyhwere else at E3 this year

that feel when the nintendo direct isn't going to be better than the devolver direct

you guys got your ass blown out by a parody

devolver showed like 5 "games" and they're all indieshit. why do you settle for literal undergrad senior project level games just because the developer isn't a AAA studio?

NINTENDO LABO GUYS

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Unironically Treehouse makes them one of the best ever since it started.

It is a masterpiece, which is why I still own my gamecube copies and gamecube. I also have a soft modded wii with the trilogy installed with nintendont so I can use whatever USB controller I want.
I love the game but holy shit how about some new games, and beyond that; how about some new IPs?

It gets boring after the first day.

Both of them are going to be BTFO out tomorrow when Wonder Red gets announced

Microsoft was the only conference so far that wasn't at least 75 % failure. Which is fucking saying something.

I can't wait for it to be another FE or Pokemon character just to make rosterfags mad.

The only company that has a "Lore" on their shows it makes you watch the others from previous years, loved it

most of them are pretty good and not "safe" entertainment like 90% of what nintendo shits out

doom looked great if anything

If neither Steve or Banjo make it in, I consider it a sacrificial victory. Besides, Banjo has an unofficial Project M/Legacy XP moveset coming down the pipeline by a decent creator so that's my little consolation prize.

They have it easy, but they're autistic enough to not do it

the devolver conference was cringe and they only showed like 5 games, they didn't even talk about metal wolf chaos, a game they announced LAST YEAR
I'd give them credit if their parody was poignant and funny but it was legitimately cringe
I know that sentiment is overused especially here of all places but it was actually painful to watch, and I know devolver used to be funny, so what the fuck

Doom did look good, but the rest of Bethesdas conference was fucking garbage. Just fucking title screen after title screen and prerendered trailers.The funny part is you think of all the fucking morons that watch that shit and think it's genuinely going to look that good.

youtube.com/watch?v=pKbKx2JHQ8s
Waiting for miyamoto to show up for this year's Ubisoft conference .

What's the point of buying a game that is mostly cinematic? I can just watch a LP online.

Nintendo could announce they will be selling big boxes of poopy for $100 and this board would still defend it.

>box of poopy
wasn't that what nintendo labo was?

>all this doom and gloom

I got my phantasy star, new tales and new fromsoft game, problem is everything is 2020 god damn

pretty much the only dev I have any faith on these days, so happy they are having some recognition now

What's funny is 3/4 of those are assuredly there.
>Mario Maker
>Smash DLC
>Link's Awakening remake
>Maybe Prime trilogy or 4

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Autism

No it was just a box

Lighten up friend, im just having a laugh

You just named every e3 since, well, i cant even remember

God I fucking hope so. Even if its just a port.