Early Banjo celebration thread
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we did it bros!
Tf you celebrating there was nothing at Microsoft, god I hate rosterfag threads
We fucking did it
If you grew up playing BK on the N64 and aren't a memey, shit posting zoomer faggot, you wouldn't be celebrating early. It's been 19 god damn years. Last time there was hope, we got a trailer that literally lied to our faces and then gave us car bullshit. There is not hope until it's confirmed. Anything else is just rosterfagging. I hate what you people have done to my fan pick since fucking melee
inb4copeseething. fucking saged
Syluxbros...he's in
based superman
Did Ashley had every leaker backing her? nope
Banjo in another hand is pretty much confirmed at this point
I can't believe he and she's finally in!
Somebody post it
Why do you keep posting this? The only thing it got right was Joker, and even then the entire list is vague and wishy-washy as fuck. It's one out of thousands of leaks that had happened to have a lucky guess.
because it's real
HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO Banjies! How's it going man haha! I'm doin' pretty fine, just got announced as a DLC character in Super Smash Brothers ULTIMATE. How about you? ...what's that? You're just a spirit?
Oh my. Well, too bad, so sad, little Banjie! But hey, better luck next time. Wait, Smash Ultimate is the last Smash game ever? Oh no, how terrible for you!
Well, I suppose you'll just have to find some place to stay... and I know just where you'll go!
*stretches anus wide*
*ground pounds on top of you so you go up my anus*
Now, Banjie, you'll stay in my anus, and feel your consciousness, mind, AND soul, all slowly go from 100% to 0% as you turn into my shit! Then I will deposit you, oh hmmmm I suppose in a toilet, at which point you will go... yes that's right in a septic tank, where you will stay FOREVER and EVER, little Banjie!
*does that*
Well, now I must be off. I mustn't be late to my release date!
>"insiders" dismiss Grinch leak
>get told to fuck off because they're dismissing the "leak" that has the bear and bird in it
>"insiders" back Banjo
>BASED insiders!
>all these microsoft games are gonna be on switch bros, you gotta believe me
>shiggy's gonna be on stage, everything's coming to switch, it's gonna be great
>Banjo's gonna have a new game announced, and it's gonna be developed by retro, for switch, oh and xbox and pc I guess, considering you know, microsoft kind of well, own Banjo and everything, but that doesn't matter, ITS GONNA BE ON SWITCCHHEH BLUR DUR BLUR
Choke on it.
godspeed steve
genobro here
we're all gonna make it
>Yea Forums is one person
Fake and Gay
>tfw collecting posts from every side to use in my cringe compilation tomorrow
hohohoho I'm the real winner here
Sabi just confirmed both her and Verge have legitimate sources giving similar information. Banjo's chance just went back to 99%. Check Gamefaqs
Is this the angle that discord trannies finally settled on? After the initial meltdown they were pretending to be Genofags but I knew that wouldn't go on for too long, they had spent so many months making Geno hate threads 24/7 that it must have physically hurt them to feign support for him.
You never learn
>got joker
>is about to get banjo
>rumored se rep would make it 3/5
Can you even call it a lucky guess at that point
based supes
I don't even know what to say why would anyone get so emotionally invested in discord wars over nintendo
based
This desu. Nice one Clark.
>Geno
I fucking wish, he’s been my number 1 since before Brawl. Banjo and Kazooie are my number 2 though so if they get in I’ll be happy.
>hit someone with a hammer
>guy says to stop hitting him with a hammer
>"lol why are you so obsessed with hammers XD"
>hits him with the hammer again
Not how that works faggot.
OHNONONONONONONOO
All this is, is BTFO fodder. Thanks for making another thread to give me more content, you Banjofags really like to embarrass yourself
its 12 people that all think the same, then every once in a while anew guy stumbles in and posts then gets shooed out with >cringe >have sex >dilate
What a Chad
yea man you stand up for those fictional characters against those anons calling him gay. my guess is you fags only do this because smash reveals are the only thing that gets you excited anymore
>Failed to mention Warioware
Yikes, blew credibility
>EVERY leaker
Top kek
It's every leaker
No. No it's not.
Yeah man keep shitting up Yea Forums with your discord group, I'm sure Nintendo will add Steve any day now. It's been a solid year since you started after all, they can't leave you hanging forever.
I won’t partake in the early celebration, it’s just not worth it.
See you dudes on the flip side, because whatever happens tomorrow will change this board for at least a week.
Fuck off, rosterfags.
>”le based Steve XD”
Leave
Looks like my guess hit pretty close to home since your immediate response is more rambling about discord wars, aka a coping mechanism
Post a link to the threads, fool.
Based and true. I fucking hate bandwaggoners.
Why are stevefags still trying to pick a fight with us? They've already lost.
>thinking he can sage with a picture in his post
When you shit up the board 24/7 for a year, you start to become so recognizeable that you can’t play dumb anymore. When people post screen caps of your autism you can’t respond by playing dumb, not after a year of straight shitposting, it doesn’t work that way. Kys like the rest of your group did.
Its kinda true user. Jon from Gayexplain and Newman from Seinfeld are the prime examples. Even Virgin Ben is backing Banjo and I only mention him because he got the conferences correct. Sabi was given a C&D after posting Witch Puzzle Adventure pictures. These are the same people that were saying the Grinch leak was fake and that isaac was an assist. They know people who see the presentations 1 week before. It's over user.
You are already dead.
This is just sad again why are you so emotionally invested in all this? All I got to go off of was my guess given the explosive reaction it got out of you
Don't forget Imran believing Banjo is in
It's almost like people learned to trust the insiders after that.
>explosive reaction
All I did was point out exactly what you were doing in a normal tone while also pointing out that accusing others of being too emotionally invested while simultaneously spending every day trying to shitpost characters in and out of SSB is hypocritical.
learn what?
to trust what Vergeben says?
I hope we get a trailer bros... and not just an in-game cutscene
They know the end is near. Tomorrow will be a shitstorm no matter what happens.
>When the hype is so real even Six Flags is jamming the B-K soundtrack
You could have just said "someone post the fucking video" but here.
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What you did was immediately start ranting about discord faggotry which exactly what I'm questioning you on why you care so much about. the fact that you need me to be a discordfag also to justify being this invested in smash autism really makes the whole "defending fictional characters against mean comments" comment more real than it should be right now
Where's the source for that version of the main theme song, I don't think I've ever heard it before.
>It's another falseflagger makes a topic so he can screenshot himself to make a huge collage of posts to "BTFO" of those evil bad Banjokes episode.
Gosh darn do I hate these episodes.
I lend you my energy, Banjobros. May you feel how I did when Ridley was announced last year.
I care about calling out discordfags because it’s funny, but also because Yea Forums is cancerous enough as it is. When the same exact phrases are copied and pasted multiple times over and over again for a year you know it isn’t organic. And again, playing dumb will not get you anywhere at this point.
DO
NOT
JINX IT
Thanks m8
What the fuck is this stupid hair though
I hope they fix it.
Banjo > Kazooie
‐---------- or ------------
Kazooie > Banjo
>rayman
>byleth (fire emblem 3 houses pc)
>zacian
>pokey
sorry underage faggots
Only virginben and shinobi are saying banjo is in.
Thank you Ridley bro. Your resistance to trolls is an inspiration to us all.
You are very brave to dedicate yourself to this quest to save Yea Forums user
I am inevitable. GUH HUH
I know it's a bit early, but fuck it: HE'S FINALLY IN BOYS WE FUCKING DID IT
Dilate harder tranny
It's the Chris Farley - David Spade dynamic: seperately they can be good but cringey, they work the best when paired together.
You gotta keep on trucking. Even if it ends in disappointment, keep on backing your Bear and Bird. I never gave up on my stance that Ridley could work in Smash. Sure he could use some buffs, but he's a hell of a lot of fun to play and they did him amazingly well. Getting into Smash and selling well could also tell MS that Banjo Kazooie are characters, and games, that people enjoy which could get them to get a remake or new game going. Trolls, shitposters, they'll always be a thing. They were saying "too big" before. Now they're saying "Banjokes". Every time a character gets in that they used to shitpost about they just move on because that's all that matters to them. They don't care about anyone getting in, just that yours doesn't.
Kek, thanks, and I admire your tenacity. Good luck tomorrow, it’s gonna be fun either way.
hes in
you're an inspiration man, here's hoping Banjo can come home tomorrow
>Getting into Smash and selling well could also tell MS that Banjo Kazooie are characters, and games, that people enjoy which could get them to get a remake or new game going
If all these remakes and revivals happening and Yooka Laylee making a bagillion on kickstarter didn't jumpstart a new Banjo game I doubt him being in smash will make much of a difference. Nu-rare is made up of people that want to do their own thing and don't care about banjo
I don't buy into or trust any leaker, no matter how much I want BK to get in, but are those really the only ones saying he has a shot? You'd think they'd be piggybacking off of each other by now.
False flagging can't jinx what's already set in motion. They're just making stupid cringe compilations of themselves so they can feel good come Tuesday if he's not in.
superman fucking gets it
"insiders" said two characters will be revealed
Sakurai said only one
it's over, the leaks are fake, we're getting Dante
Fair enough. Though them being in Smash could be a hint that things are in the works at Microsoft. Not saying it'd be announced by Nintendo, just that at a later time something could be brought up that was planned ahead of time. Get him in peoples minds by coming to Smash then roll out a campaign to parade the remake/sequel.
Fuck Banjo, fuck Rare and fuck Microsoft.
You know what. Fuck people who shit on the "capeshit" movies. I've had fun with like 70% of them at least. They've got the perfect balance of action, humor, and campy bullshit I'd expect from a comic movie. Not the epitome of cinema but damn do I have fun on the ride.
To not get pre-hyped for things that aren't 100 percent confirmed obviously.
God how am I supposed to feel bad for you fags when you do this to yourselves?
>tfw "better luck next time" won't be applied anymore because ultimate could be the last smash ever
>tfw most of my character picks have been cucked to jpegs and useless shit meanwhile redditors whine about shit like banjo or lyn
Reminder that "early celebration" threads are false flags
YOU BANJOKES ARE REALLY STARTING TO PUSH MY BUTTONS!!!
e s k e t i t
we won bros
he finally made it
>ultimate could be the last smash ever
Why is everyone saying this? Didn't they pull the "last smash ever" with 4?
Sabi all but outright stated it was happening last Tuesday, they are literally just backpedaling now because they are terrified Nintendo is about to sue them into the ground.
Mfw I fell for the grinch leak
I for one am still hoping for Doomguy.
>Banjo is in
>but he's the Isabelle to Duck Hunt Dog's Villager
How would you feel?
Insider said Banjo and Erdrick are in, they didn't say they would be revealed at E3
Banjo was already in. It is time to purge the steveboys. Minecraft is cringe and could never compete with banjo kazooie or tooie. Minecraft is like nuts and bolt. No way nut and bolt banjo will be in.
K.Roolfag here. I doubt Geno is going to get in, but I hope that he does. Best of luck, Genobro.
Vergeben has already accurately leaked a lot of stuff shown in the Xbox and Bethesda conferences while shinobi is known for having accurately leaked a bunch of games in the past. It's clear that they have insider knowledge somehow.
expecting Doomguy is delusional
wanting Doomguy is superior taste
Were in this together Banjochads
Only one day left, hold me bros. streamable.com
Geno being in this list isn't even what's setting off the fake bullshit-o-meter, it's the fact that Mario Odyssey 2 is on there with minimal depressing announcements.
The middle finger is for the steveniggers
Based
The soul of the Grinch gives us power. STEVEFAGS BTFO!
Based
Based Superman.
Though I have hope for Banjo but far from rosterfagging. If he's not in the this release I would expect a future one because of the hype other's have for him.
up-special - shock spring jump -spawns a platform beneath kazooies feet, and after a delay launches high into the air. kazooie can reuse the same platform multiple times
neutral special - taxi pack - banjo swings his backpack, pocketing any items or projectiles he hits. he can use the move again to release the item or projectile.
forward special - wonderwing - kazooie uses golden feathers to shield banjo, and the duo charge forward for a fair distance, even when mid-air. banjo is invincible and deals damage to enemies, but the move has a cooldown.
down special - reverse bouncing egg (hold to cycle eggs) - press the button to poot bouncing eggs backwards, press repeatedly to rapid fire. eggs do 1-2 damage with no knockback. hold the button to cycle between eggs (blue -> fire -> ice -> grenade) fire eggs have 0.5 sec fire delay and deal DoT w/ slight knockback. ice eggs have 1 sec fire delay with knockback and cause frozen if enough eggs hit. grenade eggs have 2 sec fire delay and do significant damage and knockback.
down tilt - forward bullet egg - shoots an egg straight forward like a bullet. uses whatever egg is currently selected via reverse bouncing egg
neutral - claw swipe
up tilt - kazooie swipes wings upward
forward tilt - rat-a-tat rap (grounded)
dash attack - roll attack
down air - beak buster (hold for bill drill)
up air - kazooie pecks upward three times (has upward momentum)
neutral air - skater kick
forward air - rat-a-tat rap
forward smash - breegull bash (slams kazooie like a hammer)
up smash - kazooie pecks upward three times
down smash - banjo ducks down and spins in a circle, while kazooie swings her wings in both directions
final smash - jinjonator
>in 24 hour's time
>Yea Forums memes that aged EXTREMELY poorly
Based
Either that or the Steve memes,
except if neither Banjo nor Steve get shown, then this shit will continue until we know the whole pass.
sorry for extremely shitty quality im phonefagging and i just saw that on shitstagram, is anything else in the mentioned leak disproven? i know you cant see it but if anyone has the original leak than post it please
unlike bajokes, "Brave" was datamined within SSB Ultimate files, so yeah eldrick is likely to be revealed tomorrow
Sorry, banjokes. The truth is coming.
Apparently the adventure time stuff was already leaked before
between the two who would be a better reveal choice for a western conference like E3?
I can't even tell what I'm looking at.
>moveset includes Slime
Just like Joker included Jack Frost, huh?
IM GONNA KILL STEVE
Sabi leaked the Adventure time shit, it's nothing
>Sakurai said only one
>No Wario Ware
>No Metroid
Fuck off.
>all info is for nintendo
>except random brawhalla shit that's ubisoft
yeah seems like a piggyback considering
Sabi leaked Adventure Time shit.
The only thing thats killing me is we know Erderick is coming, I just wanted banjo first because its just going to be fucking steve posting for months until nintendo decides to spoon feed us another fucking character.
It could be just one of the two.
But people are calling it fake because they "they have to be shown together or the leaks are fake".
>sabi leaked brawlhalla and adventure time
Well shit. His "predictions" just keep getting legit.
That's what Nintendo does. Shit for the first 4 fifths of the direct then a couple really good announcements at the end
I really hope at least one DLC character gets a CG trailer.
Still waiting for that god damn glorious day man, I dont think Banjo is going to be confirmed tomorrow, all of this bullshit just leads up to an even bigger disappointment.
Banjofags actually made me root for Steve
I'd save bill drill for grab down, and make neutral air pack wack, but all in all pretty solid.
>kiss this champ's feet haha
Nintendo is BASED
This, it would be awesome if banjo gets in but after theamy hints that he would be revived and Microsoft not mentioning anything about him. While simultaneously reviving battletoads, psychonauts, and flight simulator I don't have much hope for him anymore just like conker when they desecrated his corpse in 2014.
Charizard is a fat cutie, so it MUST be true!
>he didn't learn from doyle and jack
You are in for a rude awakening user
>Is Edrick planning to deconfirm himself along with Steve?
Doyle is not that fighter so that doesn't mean anything you retard. Jack is and the name is not that much of a stretch. Joker is referred to as a "wild card" in his game and jack and joker are both cards associated with choatic or reckless.