MASTERCHIEF, DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT THE HELL YOUR DOING ON THAT SHIP?

MASTERCHIEF, DO YOU MIND TELLING ME WHAT THE HELL YOUR DOING ON THAT SHIP?

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based

Why did he do it?

Upon further reflection, I think it's safe to say that Raimi was a controversial, yet inspired choice for Halo Infinite.

He didn't. It was ONI all along.

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To finish the fight

Wake me....when Allah needs me....

DR. HALSEY?

fucking kek

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Giving Israel Back Its' Army

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kino

im dead

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KEK

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meant for

SIR.. NINING THIS ELEVEN

kek

Finishing this flight.

AHHAHAHHAHAA

Finish the kek

>Chief! Stop firing! Those aren't the flood! Those are just the average American's of 2554!

Finishing this flight

>We're not gonna make it!
>We'll make it...

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Sir, finishing this fight.

>Show daddy how big you are!

Based

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>"Gun it, Chief, jump! Straight into the towers!"

FOR A BRICK, HE FLEW PRETTY GOOD

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HOLY SHIT THIS ACTUALLY JUST HAPPENED
CHIEF WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

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>Bush and Master Chief are buddys
I knew it.

Holy fucking based

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Underrated.

goddammit user

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who needs friends when you got this shit site

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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goddamn it user lmao

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>sides gone

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based

FINISHING THIS KIKE

>Shipmaster, the Jews outnumber us 3 to 1!

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>Videogame where villains use time travel to change major events
>Was supposed to be for good causes but it results in unforseen consequences
>You have to restore the original events
>This plays as you have to fly the plane while dodging the air force

SIr… Starting this war.

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halo sucks

>Hmmm today I will save our ally's homeworld from the parasite infestation.
>...
>Oh well I guess I turned the continent of Africa to a smoldering crater in the process haha whoops.

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Giving the US back their bomb

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>John 117
>1+1+7=9
>9/11

THEN IT IS AN EVEN FIGHT, WE WILL FURNISH LAMPS FROM THIER ASHKANZI HIDES

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fucking kino

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pretty good

>Just one question, what if you miss?

I can't fucking breathe
Please someone make this into a video with op's image

THIS
THISSSSS

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>Master Chief finishes the fight for 10 hours

It needs the
>I WONT

With no survivors

HUE

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What's the verdict on the Infinite suit?

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Souless

Soul

Approve with some considerations

so much soul

Chris Redfield/10
Bighuge Mclarge chief is best chief.

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Lightyears better than 4/5

I always despised that stupid breather thing on his mouth, ruins the entire helmet. The boosters on the back aren't too pronounced and the colour is decent. The plating and dcal of the armour is almost toy-like, yet it's all the better for it, as it resembles the classic look, rather than the overdesigned and meshy bollocks in 343's first ventures. He's meant to look like a mix of a tank and a man, and they've achieved that pretty well.

Chin's still too thin though.

Soulful

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Fucking based.

Looks similar to the one in the anime, no?

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1 > 3 > 2

>virgin John
>Chad Halo man

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Super soul

based

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well done

>How do we improve Chief's design?
>Dude just make him fucking shredded, like give him the bicep chicken wings where his raw sexy muscles are so big he can't lower his arms all the way

>tfw 9/11 jokes are barely a thing anymore
>not because it's too offensive
>but because it happened almost 2 decades ago

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Worse than 1-3, better than 4-5

I'm on it

The page won't load for me :(

it'll gain a resurgence once people start denying it happened

>Worse than 1-3
Shit taste.

Can't believe I'm saying this but it's a stark improvement over the Bungie designs. It's bulkier in all the right ways. Guy looks like he could knock you on your ass with a brush of his elbow.

>tfw September 10th 2001 was the last great day in history and no one remember it

I dunno, it seems to work for the Doomslayer

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Raimi's been writing these scripts all along, hasn't he?

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Is it possible to add a subtle plane turbulence shake for the image? lol

I don't understand this meme

>Plane of africans fly overhead
>"What is it? More brutes?"
>"Worse"

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*you're
You are. "Your" is used exclusively as a possessive word.

Using video game characters to mock dead innocents and glorify terrorists is inmoral.

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Best rendition of a classic, plus he doesn't look like a heavily armored crackhead like he did on Halo 2. I'm cautiously optimistic.

>doom 2016 happens
>mc: damn, dad looks huge, he must have huge muscles, better get ripped and tight too

Shut up faggot

Shut the fuck up nigger.

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Unironically the best ever

best thing I've seen on this board

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Abdul Al'machief acts to the word of the great prophet Mohammed and brings the sword to the infidels.

What's the middle one?

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That's Halo 5.

The mistake so bad it forced one of the largest corporations on earth to personally intervene on to save the brand from complete destruction

That's what it reminded me of

based

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Playing a game that's also on PC.

>WE'RE GOING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

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Hate to say I chortled.

Better than 4/5, still worse than 2/3.

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GUYS

GUYS

What are the female Spartans going to look like? Considering Chief is so fucking shredded now, will they be muscle mommies?

6'9 Muscle Mommies

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the file is too big for Yea Forums and one of my horses escaped so it took me a while

>CAN YOU STICK IT?

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He's heading right for 343

Needs to be renamed to either thread title or "Just one question, what if you miss?"

>Just one question, what if you miss
Oh I love this one.

T H I S

it is done

Armor design
1 > 3 > Legends/Infinite > 2

Too bulky, makes it feel like 4:3 stretched to 16:9. Reach had the best armor, Jorge was the best looking Spartan-II, and the Spartan-IIIs looked fucking amazing, so fucking gritty and militaristic, high speed low drag instead of big slow and bulky.

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The design of the armor itself is great, the color and texture is off. You could say the armor is pristine, but even just darkening it a few shades to Halo Wars coloration would be great.
>4/5 is basically fucking light brown
>infinite is pea green
It's like 343i is obsessed with not looking similar to the original trilogy.

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kino

But it's the same color used on the MkV.

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The entire aesthetic of Spartans was always this jarring mixture of bulky walking tank that could move way faster than you'd ever assume. The trailer captured every inch of Chief's weight as the entire Pelican rocked as he was planted on his feet, and how effortlessly he opened the door that the Marine could barely budge with both hands.

absolutely based

I thought it was a flat earth at first

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reach armor is trash like everything else in that game. they tried too hard to make 'muh gritty, tacticool pouches, covered-in-dirt' look and all the helmets are shit. the very concept of spartans 'modifying' their armor by sticking shit on it is just dumb

>they almost missed

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If you think equipment and ammo pouches are stupid no matter what soldier is carrying them, then you may very well be retarded. Spartans need convenient ways to carry ammunition and food, and last I checked they weren't trained to store that stuff up their rectum.

>Halo 2 released on 9/11
Coincidence?

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OP very based. Post more halo memes

Gonna suck for you because 343 is taking direct inspiration from Reach for armor customisation.

Thank you holy shit I fucking died

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>38 replies
I'm excited to go home and get on my desktop so I can actually watch this

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Jesus Christ man.

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everything spartans carry magnetically attaches to their armor dipshit. they're designed for fast ops where they go in and blow shit up, not sitting around like some pleb soldier

isn't that just the light green

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>that url
based

lmao

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Too fucking green. It’s supposed to be SAGE green.

>Earth was turned into a Halo

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>CHIEF WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>Giving the ZOG back their plane

Based.

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>Announcing sage

BLAMITE can't melt steel beams

I needed this

>everything spartans carry magnetically attaches to their armor dipshit
Do you know how awkward that fucking sounds to have rounds just randomly plonk themselves against your armor with no rhyme or reason why they're attached that way? This isn't like a weapon that sticks to your back and is fixed thanks to key points of the back plating wedging it in place. These are small pieces of ammunition that are held inside containers and pouches for a reason, because it's way more organised and easy to handle.

>they're designed for fast ops where they go in and blow shit up, not sitting around like some pleb soldier
And several times we've seen Spartans be assigned duties where they're gone for weeks on end. The fast op shit was intended to be used against insurgent humans, not long hauls against aliens.

kek

nice

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Sir, finishing this fight

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What the hell is going on, people complained about Master Chief's, Samus', and Doomguy's designs in the past and now all three hit the gym and gain better looks in the process? Are we going back home?

Spartans can go awhile without eating.

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Holy fucking kek

fixed

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hehe

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I'd still rather pack my hyper expensive super soldiers with a few protein rations just in case.

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Looks different here.

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stfu nigger, cod is nothing but russian/iraqri murdering. also Immoral or Amoral

well clearly you don't know anything about the lore so I'm glad you're not in charge of design. I can only hope 343 doesn't consider anything after 3/ODST as canon in terms of design

kek

See Literally seethe harder, we're getting pouches and ammo attachments again just like in Reach :^)

>Muh lore
>The same lore that's repeatedly contradicted itself with retcons every year either intentionally or just forgetting about material from older books and games

kek

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your fucking wish, too good to be true

Brilliant

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literally no contradictions or retcons until Reach and the 343 shitshow soon after

well done

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THE TOWERS, SHE'S BEEN HIT

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>THAT EXPLOSION CAME FROM INSIDE THE TOWERS

>americans
>innocent

Isn't that the color from the pre-alpha demo?

>Literally who is Sgt. Johnson?
>What is Halo: The Flood?

Not him but ODST within itself was a retcon of Halo 2 and Joe wrote both of those.

>TELL THEM TO MAKE IT COUNT

What the other user said. Bungie slipped up on Reach with the lore, but 343 just took the lore and took a huge steaming dump on it MULTIPLE times to the point that they've retconned more lore than they've added at this point.

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insignificant stuff brushed off as a result of being a newly formed franchise

ODST takes place during halo 2 from another perspective. I don't see how it's retconning anything

>niggers aren't sufficiently advanced to be assimilated by the flood
can I get a BASED?!

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Sgt. Johnson as a character, Halo: The Flood and ODST have retconned story elements within the series.

THE GOOD OL' DAYS AFTER 9/11

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Skipping the Elite and Brute War, Truth's Fleet already on Earth, no ODST Drop pods are seen at the end of the Metropolis level in Halo 2, the Scarab Chief took out is missing, Marines in Halo 3 gear, Halo 3 AR in the city, no BRs, Halo 3 Scorpions and Wraiths.

Where do you think we are?

>Halo: The Flood
Largely hated by the entire fanbase and considered not canon. Is your entire argument that Bungie is as bad as 343, because that's barely worth this reply.

To be fair the first few Halo books were made without Bungie's input to cash in on the games. Parts of The Flood are literally novelisations of some guy playing through 343 Guilty Spark on Easy mode.

well done user

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>want to make a video
>no good movie makers
Why the fuck did they remove Windows Movie Maker? I just wanna make a fucking video.

Because they want you to pay $120 for some editing software that you'll use once

Contact: Harvest is also retconned by the Halo 3 terminals, which are so fucking retarded that 343i made it canon that they are just an insane elaborate prank by Mendicant Bias.

>but you did it, Bush, and the kikes, the niggers, it's finished
>it's finished

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good, but way too green.
has a good idea, just make the green closer to halo 3, make it more battle worn, make the grey materials diffuse light more and remove the dumb 117 logo

No wonder they were full of holes, you'll notice that the first three books were the only ones that got remade to fit canon better even though it's still games over books in canon even under 343, Bungie started to realize they needed to step in after First Strike.

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>no sirens
Based. A lesser man would have had sirens. But this is before impact. It hasn't even begun.

We're making fun of it, not glorifying it. Not that a self righteous imbecile like you would know the difference.

>343 had to retcon Bungie fanfiction because it blew their fanfiction out of the water
ftfy

Dr. Halsey, I'm UNSC

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Thank you!

HAHAHAHA

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Mark V is such a great armor design.

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>For a nig, he flew pretty good!

Why is he suddenly wearing an old suit again? How does that make any sense in the story, given that Infinite is 3 years after Halo 5?

Also, those shoulder plates on Infinite are WAY too big - look at 3's, they're much thinner.

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Use hitfilm express, it's free and pretty high quality.

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Was really hoping it would end with

Locke's faggot ass broke his visor.

That armour looks better than Infinite's. The shoulder plates on Infinite's are way too big, they look like random slabs of metal stuck onto his shoulders.

HOLY SHIT

Because Halo 4 and 5 never happened

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Cortana can get access to Chief's old suit
Infinite Armour is Gen III Mjolnir, and defends against AI intrusions.
The armour is modeled after his Armour from 2526 (seen in Halo Legends, Forward Unto Dawn) and was made way before the suits had AI integration (Cortana wouldn't be made until decades later).

>yfw

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>Uh oh... looks like the Jews are leaving the world trade centre...

should clarify, his Infinite armour was made a year after Halo 5 and updated by Halsey 3 year after Halo 5. I'm referring to the 2526 armour in the last bit.

Absolutely based

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Too bright, but better than 4/5

Jesus Christ this is amazing

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It asks me to share it on facebook/twitter to download. I don't have either.

>no one in the ENTRIE THREAD has said "Sir, ending this fight."
fuck Yea Forums

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THIS THING IS FALLING APART
>It'll hold.
WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT
>We'll make it.
PULL UP, PULL UP!


...You did that on purpose, didn't you.

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>ending
you mean finishing

But they did, Infinite takes place 3 years after 5.

But his Infinite suit clearly has AI integration because he puts that chip into his helmet and it says "AI not found" or whatever.

There is no logical reason why he would start using old, outdated tech. Unless his other suit got destroyed or something. But he was floating in space so that doesn't make much sense - did he bust his 5 armour, then change into older armour because it's all he had, then get flung out into space? Seems fucking dumb.

This new suit has the AI chip port thingy though, so how is that supposed to work?

Make a throwaway account.

You got the quote wrong and it was literally the 6th post

Infinite is a soft reboot, they're pretending 4 and 5 never happened due to them almost killing the series.

You're the man.

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Make it end like that but it is already really good thank you based user

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FUCKING KEK

>Woah, #7 has already driven off it's boarders

>inmoral

I can make a pretty good clip if someone could find me that picture of the twin towers.

>YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE THIS, I'M GETTING CONFIRMED REPORTS OF JEWS LEAVING THE 737'S WRECKAGE

>actually hyped for a new halo game
We're going home lads

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I said defends against AI intrusions. He can still use AIs if he wants to. Cortana is basically all powerful now so she'd be able to just download herself into his suit unless it defended against it.

overall nice, it actually feels like an upgrade from the original suit though it could use better texture work and darken the green a bit

Someone deliver this guy

: ^ )

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>they're pretending 4 and 5 never happened
No they're not.
>The universe will continue the continuity of Halo 5
halowaypoint.com/en-us/news/discover-hope

So my question remains, why would he be using old armour now? It makes zero sense, unless his old armour was busted or something, and this was all there was lying around, but even then that seems stupid, because if that's the case, will other spartans in the game still be in new, Halo 5 style armour, or at least an evolution from that given the timeline? Or will all their armour be busted too? It makes no sense whatsoever.

>customizable amazonian mommy gfs with selectable personality traits and voices that change depending on the personality trait
Can you imagine the waifu material you can get from that

Halo 4 was completely retconned by Halo 5 and its "comics"

Instead of the warthog one you should use this guy's vocaroo as audio for your clip
Would be amazing

I burst a fucking blood vessel jesus christ

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>you know the music, time to dance

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You're worse than the people making fun of it, user. Shut the fuck up.

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I can tell you the reason. He didn't go back to halo 2/3 armor. It is an actual upgrade to Mark VI gen 2 that he was wearing in halo 4 and 5. It is just a 50/50 looking armor of them both but in terms of hard and software it is superior to both

Why is the Master Chief so sexy?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Have you forgotten his armour in 4 was mk VI? And it got changed just because of 'reasons'. If you could accept that bollocks nanomachine excuse i don't see the issue with them designing a new armour based on an old design.

well done

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Fucking nice

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This E3 has been extra shit, but these threads are gold

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the voice and lack of face

>CHIEF, UP AHEAD THERE'S A GAP IN THE TOWERS! AT TOP SPEED, WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO CLEAR IT!

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perfection

fucking stellar

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You should add an explosion at the end

So his Halo 5 suit has some sort of wireless thing that Cortana can get into?

And actually even his Halo 3 armour arguably had a wireless ability - look at this Halo 3 cutscene (at 1:07), where Chief just holds out the Cortana chip thing, and Cortana touches it. Chief doesn't need to plug the chip into a socket to put Cortana on there: youtube.com/watch?v=Cl6KpD9tK3g

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holy shit this is good

It’s new armor, Gen 3. He probably hasn’t had enough time to get it beaten up.

>mayday mayday 747 down 747 down, i can't control her!
>ECHO419!
>..she's gone, my scans show 1 tower still standing, if we move now we can hit it

Someone needs to do an edit where doomslayer gets fired out of that cannon into the twin towers

Fucking perfect

>WE'VE GOT TWO TOWERS, REPEAT, TWO TOWERS
>GO GET EM CHIEF

>doomslayer finishes off the first tower
>chief finishes the fight and destroys the second tower
> both are just prequels to dune

I'm talking about the gap between 5 and Infinite here. Why would Chief suddenly lose his 5 armour, and then go back to something which clearly looks older and outdated?

If they replaced his armour with a new upgrade, and even if that upgrade took more inspiration from older armours than the 4/5 ones did, then that would make more sense. But putting him into a suit which clearly looks like it was made a long time ago (in the context of Halo 5's time) makes little sense.

I have read things on the internet about it being Gen 2, and yes it's clearly not exactly the same as 2/3 armour, but it still looks really old for seemingly no reason. Just doesn't really make much sense from an in-universe perspective.

The armour from 4 clearly looks newer, which makes sense, since 4 is set after 3. The armour from Infinite looks older, which makes little sense, since Infinite is set after 5.

Nanobots are fine, it's a canon reason, it works perfectly fine. He was floating in space for years, right? Pretty plausible that his armour could be upgraded in that amount of time.

Fuck

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how come master chef is stranded in space again

Fucking madman

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PLANE BEATS PENTAGON
PLANE BEATS TWIN TOWERS
PLANE BEAT EVERYTHING

OH MAN, I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY

i love you
you sick bastard

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GUYS!

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>Good work, Chief! That's one, The Arbiter should be just about to..."

Why the fuck is COD a lot more popular I swear to god

wouldn't expect to find many innocents in an american financial centre. based al qaeda

>Master Chief, mind telling me what you’re doing at McDonalds?
>Sir, finishing this Big Mac

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>"starting this fight"

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Can I get a quick rundown on what’s going on here

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Fucking nice

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NOOOOOOOOO STAY BACK

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based

Looks like Chief is exceptionally pissed here.

I'm assuming it's Linda who was basically dead after reach and MC put her in cryo

You're giving me nostalgia, user

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>Sir, finishing these kikes

So if Infinite is a soft reboot, then maybe they'll bring back the Rookie. Right?

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>
Hopefully you like it as much as my first post.

He's dead, son.

Chief, that Big Mac can put a pound clean through a Spartan II's suit.

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user, rookie is dead. They are not changing the stablished lore.

Fugg I forgot how to crosspost.

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His death was so stupid I might as well pretend it's all purposefully manufactured. They and their Spartan 4's my ass.

>2894489

Fantastic fucking thread

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At the bottom.

I'm gonna kill myself, I posted the clip at the bottom.

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this has been a good Yea Forums thead

bulky brand new plastic/10
3 is still the best

Holy shit my sides

best thread of 2019

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Today I was reminded of why I come here

Put me in the screencap reddit

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top kek

>VRRRRRRRRRRRR

Fuck You!

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today user was a legend

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fucking excellent

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But we glorify Israel everyday?

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this is great. just a small suggestion would be to make the picture zoom in as the video plays, as if he's getting closer to the towers, doesn't matter though

Take your (You), you glorious bastard.

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>who would win threads
Chief might actually last 5 seconds against doomslayer now

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Based and denialpilled

Hey, that's my hash dealer outside the back of tescos

>WHAT...IS THAT?

god

it's like they want the ultimate meme template

best thread of the day

Good Lord.

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The zoom effect is supposed to work the other way around, slow at first, slowly getting faster as you get closer

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Powerful moment.

holy god
i cannot breath

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Daddy chief's Spartan buddy had his brain go MIA all over the inside of his helmet.

BASED

Do it again but as this user said

Sorry I slapped it together pretty fast and thought it was fine.

>The Sacred Icon!

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Immoral.

Put Kino Keanu in the screencap

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hahahahahahah yes.

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this shouldn't be this funny

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Why isn't this thread banned? Disgusting muslim enablers

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I actually pissed myself holy kek

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holy shit

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fucking hell user

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I laughed too hard at this

>Finishing the flight.

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Today this was a good thread

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>Your Prophets have promised you freedom from a doomed existence, but you will find no salvation in this country. The Jews who run the system knew what they wrought; do not mistake their intent or all will perish as they did before.
>This thing is right. Kikes are a disease. Your Prophets are making a big mistake.
>Your ignorance already destroyed one of the sacred towers, terrorist. It shall not harm another.

Bungie... Holy fuck...

i love this website

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I use to make 9/11 videos back in 2006-09, I hope you like it.
streamable.com/7367n

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good thread guys

>MAC ROUNDS!? IN ATMOSPHERE!?

kek

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...They dropped after Chief left...The warp explosion is literally at the start of the game.

oh, so if they're scary brown people they're terrorists but when it's straight white boys named kyle they're just lone wolves

>A thread just of anons laughing at funny jokes
comfy

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Version 2, hopefully it's fixed to your liking now.

Based C.C. poster

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ooph. guilty kek.

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It's perfectly in moral.

shut up faggot

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>Marines in Halo 3 gear, Halo 3 AR in the city, no BRs, Halo 3 Scorpions and Wraiths.
are you retarded? 3 picked up right after 2, their gear canonically didnt fucking change at all. the only difference is art style between two different console gens. they didn't re-gear the entire unsc fleet in the span of like two weeks. why do people talk about shit they know nothing about?

Bravo.

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dad would be the marathon security guard

Perfect.

for a brick, he flew pretty good!

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spartans had tactical fannypacks
everything else is gay

Kek. Put me in the screenshot.

No planes hit this building, this is the collapse from debris and fires

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Thank You user

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Not really, but do you know in what way using video game characters to promote something is inmoral?

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I?
I am a monument... to all your sins.

Did they ever explain why Chief's armor looked so different going from 3-4?

What's your point? Everyone knows it's an inside job just like everyone knows the CIA killed JFK.

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I thought the mafia killed JFK for being a bitch.

because 343i are a bunch of niggers

Pic related is official halo infinite concept art so fem spartans are prob gonna look like Halo Reach female spartans, which is good

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The "shadow government" killed JFK because he wouldn't invade Cuba and wanted to audit the federal reserve

hes finishing the fight

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I remember people claiming that Cortana modified his suit via nanomachines during his cryo sleep but I don't know if that's actually true.

Fucking perfect.

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my sides

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This template is amazing lmao.

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That was the reason but it didn't make any sense because nanomachines weren't introduced in MJOLNIR until the Mark VII and Gen II suits.

5/5

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Yeah he cucked the rebels at the bay of pigs hard

>I am ordering you... TO SURRENDER THAT FLIGHT CONTROL
>no sir

This was such a powerful moment.

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this is what the halo 5 story was supposed to be

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!

I'M IN CHARGE HERE!

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CHIEF?

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>Microsoft forced a story change after they read the initial drafts of Locke radicalizing chief to Islam and hitting the Twin Space Elevators
Just imagine what could have been

But that's exactly what the Halo 5 story was.
A disaster.

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edit it so that its some ONI guy

One mind.

WE HAVE REACHED SINGULARITY

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>thread full of lefty europoors

I bet you 1000% that if this thread was making fun of a mosque shooting you'd all be whining.

3000 fucking Americans died. Fuck all you faggots.

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Completely and utterly based

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>Order to arrest the man who basically saved mankind

What a dumbass

Fuck Mooselimbs and fuck Americunts

bad

include me in the screencap

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>Not having Johnson say "goddamn" at the end

Can you edit cortana's line from the end of the infinite trailer so she says, "I knew you were special." after the crash.

Save it and edit it, I'm content with it and don't feel like editing it anymore.

based

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i never thought the gravemind could get any uglier

343 has problems writing their characters. Everyone's an incompetent fuckwad.

Okay, this one is going in my epic folder

*You’re

10/10

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the laughter, it hurts

have sex

It's good

very cool

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a virgin wrote this

Because a massive change is jarring as fuck, I didn't complain about this in Halo 3 because Chief was off of Earth after the Metropolis level and came back like a month later, enough time for the UNSC to change their gears.

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Fucking sick xd

I'm going to respond to this, but I don't want to be in the screencap. To anyone thinking of putting together a screencap, please remove this post.

Thanks, and G-d bless.

Whatever you say, Captain Virgin.

It's for moments like this that I browse this website.

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