OFFICIAL PC CONFERENCE AFTERMATH THREAD

Eh, it wasn't that bad, it was better than last year and it wasn't the fucking shit show that was Bethesda's

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Exact same feeling, Shenmue 3 bait and switch is disgusting, Steam needs to prevent their games from being taken off after advertising them

Microsoft 4/10
Bethesda 1/10
PC 0/10

>payed

>no more aoe4 stuff
>no SS4

++++ EVIL GENIUS 2
- cutting off Terraria
- prease to buy and pray auto chess
I'll give it A-

Very, very bad.
Good parts of it were everything we already knew about. Maybe that pixelated turn based strategy could be fun.
Best part was Epic making an ass out of itself by barely getting any games and seding a literal chink to talk about auto chess.

This E3 has been fucking trash!

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Terraria/2

FRANKEBROS ASSEMBLE

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>Evil Genius
>Might and Magic

That automatically gives this conference a B+

Epic Tiananmen Store/10

Gun = my dick

That "Just One More Thing!" at the end of the Epic gay store...fucking chink mobile chess game

so is AOE4 dead? are there any good upcoming city builders or 4x?

wheres EA faggot?

2/10

i blame Epic for all of this

>Guy that presented autochess could barely speak english
Comedy gold, Ebip.

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Microsoft C-
Bethesda E (if only because of doom)
Devolver C+
PC Gaming Show F--

PC gaming show is never good.

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Were any games epic exclusive? A lot of them carried the steam tag

who even watches EA

Microsoft: C+. Battletoads was disappointing (though I think that's mostly in the calarts art style) and should've shown more Halo

Bethesda: C-, I guess? Doom was neat, Deathloop might be okay, but Doom overall carries it.

Devolver: C-. Their brand of humor is okay, but it gets old after a few minutes. That Fall Guys game might be cool.

PC: F. Ghostbusters x Prophunt might be okay, but otherwise shit. Borderlands was just shit we already know repeated for the 1000th time rather than any new info, that Autochess travesty, and the Terraria trailer which was evidently (?) cut short before they could show anything of actual substance.

Ubisoft will be decent if they have Rayman, though my expectations aren't all that high. Nintendo should be okay.

You guys have any high hopes for the remaining E3 conferences? A friend of mine is sperging out about Square's later tonight but it doesn't interest me that much.

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They let me know I could sign up for an Evil Genius 2 beta, so it was OK.

Is this bait? Bloodborne is 100% owned by Sony.

Maneater which I actually wanted is exclusive at epic for it's first year
>make a steam store page last year
>woops it's EGS

+good host
+zoo simulator
+chinaman trying to speak engrish
-assloads of shovelware and indieshit
-literally zero fucking gameplay, all cinematics

>going into a pc conference expecting big announcements
>not expecting some hardware bullshit that only nerds are going to enjoy
same shit with the 2018 conference
nothing really surprising

>You guys have any high hopes for the remaining E3 conferences? A friend of mine is sperging out about Square's later tonight but it doesn't interest me that much.

I'm only interested in seeing some Tifa. Besides that, nothing. Not even the Smash reveal interest me, since I'm already more than satisfied with the current roster.

I like black lolis

unironically the only good part of the pc games show every year.
she loves to eat man meat on the weekends.

D-

A+++ next year can't come soon enough

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>Maneater
The shark game was the one that looked most promising in this clusterfuck, and that's really like saying dirt is better than shit
Besides, they totally ripped off a flash game. Look up moby dick, a flash game about a whale that eats people and grows big

PC gaming is dead.
What a joke this "conference" was.

I was wonderting if all those shitty indie games are capable to run in my shitty laptop?

Frankie was based as always
Everything else was F--

People ACTUALLY play on pc

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>EPIC GAMESTORE EXCLUSIVE/10

I like the shark game, and some of the other games. Day9 is always awesome, even if this wasn't his best. Franky is cute and fun. Enjoyed the show.
6 out of 10

Needed more sexy games.

IS UBISOFT NEXT?
IS ANYTHING AFTER THAT?

WHERE THE FUCK IS BANNERLORD YOU GOD DAMN ROACHES

hot

How much longer until Ubisoft

Ubisoft and Square Enix

I would date that

it's sinking in that I'm a poorfag and will only be able to play free-to-play games on obsolete hardware for the rest of my life, so why would I even watch e3?

I expected this to be trash but holy shit, this entire e3 was fucking awful, literally nothing new besides indie garbage

Literal child. You want more bloated AAA open world trash?

An hour

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>A game about shota who was Mexican escaping pedo catcholic monks, passes border only to go back to his mom because he misses being Ara ARA'd by her.

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I want something more than artsy fartsy shit about sneaking away from a child molesting monk.

SQUARE IS AFTER UBI OR IS IT AT THE SAME TIME AGAIN??

EA: D+ Star wars was interesting and that's about it. The new battlefield maps were cool I guess

Microsoft: B 2077 and halo were great but no real information about Scarlett. Decent conference overall

Bethesda: C shinji mikami, doom and deathloop were good, otherwise boring

Devolver: C- cool presentation but no real games

VR: E (does the grade E even exist?): Only a few semi interesting games, would be better at the PC gaming show

PC: C- a bit disappointing, only a few good games and they cut the gameplay out of the VtMB trailer, even though it's uncut on YouTube

Exited for wherever Suda51 will be, either Ubisoft or Nintendo I guess

I missed it, did I actually miss something?
I mean pc-"gaming" has been dead for a decade now.

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CHEEESSSSS

bethesda was shorter and by that virtue alone is better

Awful/10

I'm at work and missed it all

Did I miss anything?

Console niggers spent the entire conference false flagging in the thread, but since they're so out of touch they still think anyone gives a shit about Bloodborne so that's all they kept posting about.

>Chivalry 2
>Shenmue 3
>Maneater
>Griftlands
>ATOCHESSU
Imagine funding a conference for this.

well where is the link to limited run?

>I wonder if limited run games maybe have the twitch name limitedrungames

twitch.tv/limitedrungames
It's just limited run physical versions of already released games, by the way.

EA: D because the star wars game looked alright

Microsoft: B- for cyberpunk and halo, lots of games in general, plus scarlett tease

Bethesda: D for Doom. Would have been an F otherwise

Devolver: F. Embarrassingly unfunny script, all games were garbage indie shit

PC: D, only zoo simulator and day9/frankie made this 2 hour snoozefest bearable. also fuck you for the BG3 fakeout, no new info on it

Ubisoft would save this E3 from mediocrity!
Mark my words!!

I'm not mad... just a bit drunk...

It was trash, as I expected.

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Could be OK if they show Rayman.

Microsoft B-
Bethesda C+
PC C+

PC at E3 has been shit every year. No clue why they even bother?..

EA: Didn't watch lololololo

Xbox: Actually decent this time for some reason, halo looked fun and cyberpunk was cool. Also Keanu. B-

Bethesda: D- for Doom and that jap game with the qt, but it was mostly shit.

Devolver: Didn't watch lolololol

PC: Horrible as fuck, nothing looked interesting, and shenmu looked like a PS2 game. But at least Frankie was cute. F

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game is so old that i'll just emulate it in 2040 when PS4 is emulatable lmao

e3 2019 just gets worse and worse with each passing conference.

I'm unironically looking forward to their Zelda clone. Might be shit, but Odissey was kinda ok all things considered so maybe they learned something

who interrupted the bethesda conference?

>-literally zero fucking gameplay, all cinematics
That seems to be a running theme so far. I think devs are starting to realise that showing how shit their games really are just turns people off. Look at the few seconds of Outer Worlds and Maneater you see - looks like shit, would've probably sold better if they just kept to their rose-tinted short films

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>halo looked fun
It was a bloody cinematic mate. What was fun about it?

Those little snippets where they had dumb Americans talking about what gaming means to me.
>"As an LGBT person, blahblahblahblahblah"

FUCK I FELL ASLEEP. WHAT DID I MISS? is it worth watching now?
Also did they give any news on Xcom 3 or Total War Warhammer 3?

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Shenmue was a surprise, but they did sell their souls to a western publisher, so I can't be completely shocked

Jap games are still relatively safe from the chinks, which is all I care about

trash
Lots of shit games, lots of EGS exclusives, low quality conference in general

>evil genius
>prop hunt
>tripwire shark game
>mars terraform game could be comfy but they didn't show jack shit

The rest was meh.

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Wrong choice of wording. I meant to say it looked nice, except for chief's armor looking too bright.

2/10
lots of nothing but I liked a couple trailers

D

Bloodlines and Planet Zoo look cool, but nothing else really caught my eye. Even though I'm not invested in Shenmue III, pulling an exclusive move rubs me the wrong way even with how that game was revealed and shown being sketchy from the beginning.

Kickstarter page is already full of anger and refund requests.

Yakumo best girl

School Rumble remake when?

it's a god damn shame. the absolute state of the industry. so many devs, so few worthwhile games.

but what do I know, I'm literally only looking forward to animal crossing.

Terraria '''penultimate''' expansion
Evil Genius 2
Shenmue 3
Baldurs Gate 3
not much else of note

it's not Epic exclusive

cope

I literally fell asleep.
Chivalry2 looked ok
I see cris tales on e3recap and that has a neat concept.
Shitshow but I love day9.

UN CAZZO DI 4 SEI PAZZESCO?

retard

>Xbox: C+
A bunch of interesting games, but very few release dates given, and those few are somewhat far away. No Cuphead DLC even. Very little gameplay shown too.
>Bethesda: F
I'm interested in Deathloop, Ghostwire Tokyo and Doom Eternal, but honestly the rest of the conference was fucking disgusting. It probably beat EA in scumminess.
>Devolver: C
Somewhat entertaining and mercifully brief, but the announcements were kind of disappointing. Still no Metal Wolf Chaos, they didn't even mention it.
>PC: C-
There were a handful of interesting games, but it was way too long for having ZERO big profile announcements.