he is the chosen one guys
Is Keanu Reeves Immortal ?
Adam Walker
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Liam Lopez
It's probably longevity combined with slowed-down aging and reincarnative immortality.
James Bailey
No he isn't.
I could kill him right fucking now.
Aiden Torres
i'd love to see you try bithc
Aiden Flores
>game is about striving for immortality
FUCK
Aaron Murphy
>2077
>he's a hologram of a dead guy
should've done some research first OP
Jacob Collins
>implying you can kill john" the baba yaga" wick
yeah rite
Michael Campbell
its like im actually on reddit
Jaxson Long
wonder what normies will do wit this meme when invetivably Keanu's age will start to show or he'll die.
Evan Lewis
>trying to kill keanu reeves
Elijah Diaz
Reminder that keanu reeves has done several reddit amas and literally and unironically supports israel. But muh action movies though right?
Brody Anderson
Hes also canadian
Lucas Sanders
>Reminder that Keanu Reeves has done several Reddit amas
Oh no, a man is not using my favourite website but instead uses a website which I dislike. He also has views and opinions which differ from mine, he is definitely a terrible person.
Brayden Gomez
>hes definitely a good guy because ive seen him in memes!
Yikes
Caleb Morris
nice facebook post you have there you massive fucking faggot
Hunter Robinson
I can't imagine being as much of a petty faggot as you
Eli Scott
Jesus has been on earth this whole time
Jack Diaz
>unironically supports israel.
Based. G-d bless the men who support the Chosen People. Righteous among the nations.
Logan Bennett
Now he's digitally immortalized forever
Kevin Gray
Right because he hasn't been making movies since the 80s
Wyatt Rivera
Well he hasn't died yet so its possible
Oliver Reed
And one of them wasn't one of the biggest Sci-fi Action movies of all time.
Evan Jones
Yes, he is a Highlander just like Araki.
Brandon Bennett
There's nothing wrong with supporting the people of Israel.
Supporting Jewish business practices is plenty wrong, however.
Christian Cooper
Being immortal doesn't necessarily mean indestructible, immortal people can die if they don't take care of themselves. And there's no such thing as being indestructible.
Ryder Wilson
>lives on forever in the digital realm
He really is immortal
Michael James
>he keeps getting younger as time goes on
Gavin Adams
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
Lincoln Reed
So does this mean those two have to battle it out?
Carter Evans
We'll never see it as we will die in their lifetimes.
Grayson Cook
Yes.
Jojo is just a bio of araki experiences, keanu movies are his adventures
Chase Phillips
EPIC JOHN WICK
Xavier Peterson
Keanu could drop you in less than two seconds. He underwent real gun training for all the John Wick movies and does target shooting for fun. Actual SWAT operators rated his technique and said he could storm houses with the best of them.
Samuel Green
The Matrix is in the Library of Congress bunker. Keanu will be remembered for centuries, even if he decides to go into hiding.
James Jenkins
don't give a fuk
Owen Ramirez
His hair is dyed and probably has been for the last 10+ years.
Jackson Lewis
They're both Asian and avoid drugs/alcohol. Araki and Keanu both undergo professionally planned regimens to keep their skin looking young, Keanu because he's an actor, and Araki because he's a fashion loving metrosexual.
Cameron Ramirez
I wish he'd do another samurai movie and embrace the salt and pepper look.
Thomas Edwards
Woof this thread is some reeeeeddit. Wew lads.
Cooper Ward
he's both zoomer and red*it incarnate
fuck off WHERE THE VIDEOGAMES AT
Nathaniel Foster
hella epic gamer
Hudson Brown
oh great i cant wait for literally every fucking video game to shoehorn faggy celebrities into them for the next decade
Blake Torres
We hope so