This is your mom tonight

This will also be your father for tonight

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s-sit on my face daddy

But this is my mom.

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There's a Demon Lord on the Floor

God, I wish I was "that" roman.

thanks

she's my mom every night

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>mfw my Mother passed away one year ago

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Is prostitution even a thing in Japan?

>sarvant

Begone old hag. Booze > Milk.

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are you retarded

You have my condolences user.

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Sorry about that.

The hell is a barserker

I always wondered what someone would think if their dad was a tranny/ shemale.

based raita

I hope she is a gentleman

Sorry about that m8.
I don't think anyone is prepared for that.

GOD I WANT TO FUCK SHUTEN! FUCK FUCK AND FUCK HER!

Sorry but I already have a mom

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>BAHSAHKAH

My mom passed away 2 years ago, I know how you feel.

>tfw shuten came home

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its huge, and there are red light districts all over japan
one weird thing is i dont think they can legally call it prostitution, they call it something weird like a soaplands for brothels and delivery health for protitutes you call over to your place

>tfw shuten, ibaraki, kintoki AND mommy came home

Here's my father(male).

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c-can you tuck me in mommy? please?

>tfw already the same age as "mommy" characters
>tfw older women are just women

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Now you are the daddy character. Congratulations.
You can apply for the fat old bad dude citizen card.

t.Asanagi

Getting old sucks.
But it's better for a child to outlive their parents than a parent to outlive their child.

big ninja tits is the best

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But I haven't accomplished anything yet. I don't want to get old so soon.

Thank you anons. I want to make her proud with my current career, but some days it hits you.

She's not a ninja but a warlord oni.

My only exposure to this character is doujins. Why does she think she's your mom?

me on the right

wholesome and redpilled

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I want her to mating press me

lol his mom is flat

This but a different Raita girl to mate press me.

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alright now THIS is a wincest thread

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She's actually a Samurai, or one of the precursors to them.

I hate getting old.
You don't even realize it until you look at old photos.

Recently saw some photos of my mom when she was just about 50 years old and she looks a lot different compared to back then.

That was when I knew I was no longer part of the youth.
Now I find it awkward to hang around people in their 20s.

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Nah, no one in japan has extramarital sex.

can mommy be my gf too

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>going through photo albums
>see a cute highschool girl
>it was mom

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Japan is probably one of the first world nations with the most adulterers.

Been there years ago and there were quite a bit of women looking for one night stands with foreigners.

Same.
Also it doesn't help that she is really short and small.

You have a cute mom, user. I'm sure she's proud of you.

That's a shame. I guess all of that pure young adult romance in anime is just a myth for otaku to pine after then?

I know that feeling....

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Jesus those fucking legs

Okay now that's a cute mom.

>all gundam artists move on to the clone character
>but without incest

>Barserker

Non necessarily
There are a lot of factors in play to why not many Japanese are in relationships.

Thanks

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it also says "sarvant"

Most mom's over value their children.
I was definitely more of a mommies boy while my brother was on the dad team.

You better be saving for summer

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I don't really think of my mom that way.
If I want to make it game related I thought of her as the safe room in a Resident Evil game.

Kind of funny how she always does the same smile in all her photos.

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Based

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Is that doggo on (you)?

mommy

Your mom is Elizabeth Ann Roberts?
My mom may have did a photo or two for a model photographer but nothing like that.

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Nice

she sucked black dicks

Well she dated a black guy in her late teens so I would not be surprised.
My grandmother was not so fond of her dating a black guy.

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>Went to look for photos of my mom when she was younger
>All she has are a couple picture of her in skimpy halloween costume at 18
No wonder someone knocked her up less than a year later

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shes a bitch user
go tell that to her face right now
film it

>Little photos of my mom when she was young because grandma never bothred to take any pictures of her because she was the youngest of five children
Guess that explains why she took a shitton of photos of me

I want to hatefuck your mom user im sorry

I've seen pictures of my mum at that age topless in a friends backyard, she was proper fit m8

Is over value, right? I get some parents can be overbearing, but shouldn't a mom's children be her world regardless?

Yeah that's true. Do a lot of single people look for one-night-stands as well over there and avoid attachment?

Mommy!

Based.

>saw a picture of my mom when she was 16 at the time she first met my dad
>dad is 20 years older than mom

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Sure am. If I couldn't get berserker mom, I'll at least get her summer form.

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I think over value is correct.
There was a time when I got out of a bad relationship and for a long time after I didn't seek out a girlfriend.
Every time I went to visit my parents my mom would always make the comment that I was a handsome man and that she was surprised I didn't currently have a girlfriend.

I am not even average in looks so I knew my mother was either sugar coating it or she was overly bias because that is usually how mothers are with their children.
Good thing I didn't tell her I was just doing the friend's with benefits choice in college.
Found it much better than most toxic relationships I've had.

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I want to fuck Aoi Yuki

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exhentai.org/s/75dbbdb5e8/1337209-15
link related

FGO is trash but at least it gave us raita mommy

They are mainly called "Health Clubs" now. But yeah basically this.

they go berserk in bars

>exhentai.org/s/75dbbdb5e8/1337209-15
Someone has a body hair fetish.....

Isn't she essentially just one of Raita's doujin girls with a sword?

Witnessed

Your family looks super normie tier.

Hey, maybe one day you will have your own 20 years younger-than-you wife. Don't be jelly with your dad.

Looks can be deceiving.
Both of my parents have been through 3 separate marriages.

Definitely not the Brady Bunch. But maybe multiple divorces is the normie thing...

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I want to fuck your mom HNNNNNNGGGGGG

I just used 10 tickets on the current banner and had to stop

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Wait. FGO? Why the fuck is Raita doing official FGO art? Asanagi does art for GBF as well I think.
That's pretty fucking based to hire porn artists for your game.

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>one weird thing is i dont think they can legally call it prostitution
because prostitution is illegal in Japan.
but you can fuck whores and police don't give a fuck.

oh but she ain't either (well except for that one time) she is just a natural father figure who will smother her son (female) with fatherly love

I used over 800 quartz and resorted to $80 like the weak ass faggot I am and DIDN'T FUCKING GET HERUYHISMCQDWGCUQLEVYHIECV

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sorry,summer rolls are only for best brown girl

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I would fuck it but I dont like her at all.

were you using the super success trick?

If you go to tourist heavy spots there are plenty of women looking for one night stands.

One of them told me she was going to to tell her friends how she fucked a foreigner...as if it was a conversation piece...
...I guess women like to talk about sex just as much as men...

You're not a bad-looking guy, user. I think your mom was being genuine. Perhaps she was biased, but that seems natural to me considering most children look similar to their parents. I don't think it's a bad thing that parents would favor their own children over others.

Jerking off to my mom as a catalyst? I FUCKING DID!

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Heh

No. I don't give a shit about swimsuit versions of servants.

merge low level ces one at a time until super success, then single roll for her. Dont do 10s. I spent 200 sq then tried the trick and got her within 20 quartz

I see. I imagine that sort of thing is probably pretty common all over the world.

moms are not for lewding anons

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Thanks for the compliment but the appearance rating spectrum from a women's view point is more like how video games are currently rated.

Anything below 8/10 is ass.

I am a 5/10 at best but I get by with humor.
Even if you are not good looking you can still get a girl if you can make her laugh.

It's not bad to have a mother who is overly biased but it could reinforce some unrealistic expectations.

Nice tits Mom

Almost every user has seen their mom's tits but most don't remember.

>he does 10 rolls
If you don't do exclusively single rolls you're fucking dumb

>not posting your canon mother

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t. poorfag (true)

Sarvant Class: BARSERKER

also big boobs and butt, whats yer point

No, you save 1000 quartz and do single rolls instead of 10 rolls. It wastes some time but dramatically increases the chances of getting a 5*.

>dramatically

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really?

It does, but I understand why you can't do simple math.

I was never fond of hair around the butt hole.
Most girls I have had the fortune to see had their's removed.

>raitabortion

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But I want Anego

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>looking at a photo of my mom before she got cancer

she used to look so damn healthy and full of life. now, shes just a husk.

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>but it could reinforce some unrealistic expectations.
Yeah, I can see that being an issue. Though, it seems like many people still grow up with low self-esteem nowadays even with kindness from their mothers.
I think you're selling yourself short saying 5/10.

Dude all you have to do is BELIEVE.
That's what I do.

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>not cute or young enough to realistically find anyone who'd want to do the whole mom thing
Am I cursed to just pass it off as a breast fixation and hire a hooker

If that's the case why do I have more SSRs than you, lucklet?

t mordred

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I LOVE MY MOM

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For me it's not low self esteem.
It's convincing myself that I am no more special than any of the other 7 billion people out there.

I am sure with some photoshopping I could look decent.
The years have treated me well at least.
I still get people who think I am in my 20s.
Hell I still get carded for alcohol sometimes but I know cashiers do this to anyone who looks under 40.

I am not gay but for some reason I get a lot more gay dudes asking me out than women.
Maybe gay dudes are more thirsty.
Maybe it's because I live in California...

Me too

Giant boobs look serviceable in anime/hentai but look horrible in real life...

Is RAITA not the most based human in existence?

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I've had a puffy nipple fetish every since the last girl I dated...my friend's think I am weird...

Raita is the definitive proof that as an artist it's WAY more important to have a unique recognizable style than to try to do things "right".

Based

las manos de Raita...
dios mio...

>dudes are more thirsty
>California
Probably both.

I want to fuck every girl he's ever made, so yes.

>tags: oyakodon
Nice.

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Me three

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I've got like 10, actually. Almost all from single rolls.

>10
Cute. I have over 20.

That's cool user.

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I feel ya.
My grandmother was such a tough person but she developed dementia and started to slowly lose her mind.
She died of a stroke before she became a complete vegetable.

Now I fear the same thing may happen to my mom since the same thing happened to most of my grandparents.

I also fear such a demise.

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>2 years no mom

same

Same

>moom, dad is doing the weird cosplay thing again!

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>barserker

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>raitabortionshit

AYYYLMAOOOO

My mom literally walks around naked. It sucks.

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I love Erika!

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Hell no

Don't remember mom looking that hideous

>just ignore it, its for mommy to enjoy

I hate gatcha, vn, fate
BUT I FUGGEN LOVE THAT THIS SHIT PROVIDES SO MUCH HIGH QUALITY PORN
Bless the whales

I’m 18 and a complete nervous bitch. Should I aim for older women?

Only for fug

>convincing myself that I am no more special than any of the other 7 billion people out there
That's exactly what low self esteem is, you are the main character of your story, if you aren't then someone else is. There's a difference between beating yourself down and being aware of the fact that you're not that special.

>Sarvant
>Barserker
How the fuck did this happen when the actual game gets the spellings correct?

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They reference her milk bars

>You will never be a cute girl being taken and impregnated by the magical futa cocks of King Arthur (MILF) and her "evil" twin

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Depends how nervous, I was literally shaking and the chick asked me if I was gay or not I didn't even cum

I LOVE MOTHER

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The first time I managed to get with a girl, I was shaking like someone with fucking alzheimers and came like two minutes in.
She just said forget it and left.

>I was literally shaking and the chick asked me if I was gay

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>Stopping after cumming once
That's your own fault dumbass

>literal alien

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I wish she was my mommy every night.

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Isn't it sad?

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Not the user you replied to but it takes me like 10 minutes or so to get erect after a climax.

It fucking hurts after the 3 or 4th time.
Some girls want to go at it for hours...literally HOURS!!!
That takes a lot of thinking of nasty shit to keep from blasting.

They don't realize guys are not built the same way.
Sure my first time doing it I fucked like a rabbit all night but after the years roll buy it's just not the same.

I usually fall asleep shortly after sex.

that's why you save it for someone that loves you and will make you comfortable

C'mon nigga, I can't keep furiously masturbating.

That's why you do foreplay or eat her out between rounds. Guys can't keep thrusting for literal hours without literally being on drugs, and if you're with a woman that expects that then take advantage of it because she's just as inexperienced as you are and thinks she knows how it goes when she's really just running off her own fantasies. Take control and lead her.

>mfw clearing 6m node in one turn with Nobu NPBB

Her crit damage is so fucking ridiculous i love it.

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You need to believe more
btw this is all F2P except I refunded twice a year

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>someone that loves you and will make you comfortable
haha wouldn't that be weird

I fucking wish, this bitch never drops!

Based
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