Are you ready for steambeciles to be BTFO forever?

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>dark stage
>slowly, music swells
>a big orange 3 appears on screen
>audience goes wild
>John Vechey walks on stage
>"PEGGLE THREE"
>jumps nine feet in the air and slams into the ground, producing a shockwave that pops every audience member's head like a balloon
>EXTREME FEVER

>steamshills are afraid

competition is good you brainlets

Give your energy to to Tim, epic chads!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>no posibility for HLVR to be announced

no thanks

Who is ready for Bloodborne, persona and RDR2?

Is Day9 hosting?

>it's another shitty bait thread about LE EPIP GAY STORE vs STEAM POWAR STORE
Every god damn day we have this stupid unfunny bullshit. Will you fucking people stop making these threads every single day? Is your only purpose in life to shitpost on a constant basis because nobody else in real life will find your shitty "humor" entertaining? This thread will get over 100 replies anyways but god damn this is so fucking stupid.

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I don't want to have 50 different stores and launchers on my pc, i already have enough with steam,GoG, battle net and origin, fuck off.

ok then tim and his chink masters should stop forking over millions to prevent the game being available anywhere else

yes and he probably was paid a lot of fortnite money to shill for the chink store

I seriously wish we get to hear alot of booing and mockery

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Will Tim be on stage? That's the only relevant thing for me since I want to see the crowd booing him out.

Don't forget Baldur's Gate 3 on Steam.

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CUT THIS!

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The only game that could save that dumpster fire of a shop would be RDR2 for PC. Oh wait it would probably get released on the Social Club aswell, so you can avoid EGS completely. Oh well.

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But it's okay because they're shitposting """ironically""". Just like how I take dumps in the living room instead of the toilet, because everyone thinks it's hilarious. Every little thing has to be some tribalistic console wars bullshit where you act like the only thing that brings you joy is when someone else misses out on something. And 99% of the time these ___fags who are getting BTFO aren't even real; they're just other people pretending. That's why these homos have to go to twitter and other shitholes to bring back genuine responses, because that doesn't exist here.

Is there a bigger sellout than Day9?
I'm pretty sure Sean lets fans suck his dick for the right amount of money.

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>yfw Bannerlord is announced as an EGS exclusive.
>yfw The Orange Box 2 featuring Half Life 3, Left 4 Dead 3, Portal 3, DOTA 3, and Team Fortress 3 is announced as an EGS exclusive.
>yfw you realize you're not currently eating a taco.

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couldn't care less about rdr2

What does Day 9 even do these days? Starcraft is all but irrelevant. Surprised they didn't get Ninja to host.

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>I don't want to have 50 different stores and launchers on my pc

Just use Playnite you fucking autist.

Play things for money.

>couldn't care less about rdr2

And I couldn't care less about you, but here we are.

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He tired to get into Dota and was host at TI7. But since he sucked he hasn't been in any other dota tournament since then iirc.

based and 1buckpilled

Tiananmen Square Massacre

Does using it mean every launcher doesn't launch its own application separately whenever you want to play one of its games? No? Then fuck off bitch.

youtube.com/watch?v=tzBrwcrN_To

>Gaben walks on stage and announces first party auto chess will release in a month

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>The housing market inside your head is so bad, you have multi-generation chinese living in it for free
Imagine your brain being the Canada of brains

>tfw looking for a home/condo to buy

Chinks won, it's over.

I got the Epic Games launcher for Hades.
Hades is great. The Launcher is the most bare-bones shit imaginable. it's literally jsut store and library and you cant even see basic shit in the library like hours played.

Huh, i guess some people are just retarded. Can't help it yeah?

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It's almost like it's the point. It's supposed to be a store and not some social network

cmon you insect chinks
be a useful idiot and dump all the sweatshop money to get bloodborne in pc
so I can pirate it day1

RDR2 for PC and they win. Undead 2 announced and they they next 5 E3 too

don't forget the fucking soundtrack which was "coming soon" in December 2018.

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PCGaming Conference always sucks, why bother?

Needs a slot for the Google Stadia

>Shills stopped getting paid after the sale fiasco
>Paid E3 event happens
>Shills return in full force
So, how many times will we have to tell them that Epic is competing with 2019 Steam and not 2004 Steam?

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Epic BTFO

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>50€
What the fuck?

Bethesda got plants to cheer for them after the disaster that is Fallout 76, how many Winnie the Pooh yuan will Epic bring to ensure they don't get booed out of the building by introducing more Epic exclusives?

>Playnite
Like that user said, their launchers still open when you play the game meaning you can have all those fucking stores open in the background all the time.

>launch a program that launches a program that launches the game (add another layer for Ubisoft)
Yikes.

This OP didn't age well.

Nips can't into money.