Games with this feel?

He can't hold a minimum wage job or even give his patreons what they pay for. How tf could he lift weights?

Mary Lee Walsh porn game where you act like a succubus and corrupt viable life essence sources while you keep losers from having sex when?

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Battletoads

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I'd take a basic succubus game, too.

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Soda Drinker Pro

I don't know, but during the stone age....

>FARTIST
>Cartoon look just as ugly
>Star symbols
There's a lot wrong with this image

>tfw the thought of drinking Fanta makes me gag

Just google Jason Genova if you're curious how Chris Chan would have turned out. Or just imagine a sub 70 IQ potato discovering /fit/

That would require effort, a concept that is foreign to Chris. He has not even put that much effort into his Sonichu "franchise". The one thing he believes to be the defining accomplishment of his life and has existed for close to 20 years.

>T.Didn't mow his lawn

Scratches

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who else /surviving the dimensional merge/ here

Lifting wouldn't help since it's his personality that's the problem. If Chris lost weight he'd be an average looking guy.

Chris' father dying was probably the worst thing to happen to him. Lumberjack was a safeguard keeping Chris from going off the deep end.

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post your favorite picture of chris chan

mine changes depending on the weather

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Nah he sounds like an incompetent father who neglected his kid. People have such low standards for what constitutes good parenting, I'm not sure he even met those standards let alone provided his autistic son the special developmental help he needed.

Damn I wanted to post this

How do you guys think the saga will finalize? With a bang or with a whimper?

Most interesting saga? I'd say Liquid Chris

Metal Gear Solid 4

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Whimper just like everything involving modern Chris.

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Mine changes depending on the dimension.

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chris has groupies

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Bob already had trouble connecting with his earlier normally functioning children. No way in hell he could raise an austic son that he had in his sixties.

did they fuck?

it's sad to see what it has become

they will after the merge

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I imagine this poor girl got doxed by null and his team of whiteknights

miyamoto, the true point of no return

High lynchian art.

That's a big straw

Whimper. Barb will die in the next five years and Chris will be better off (Barb has a toxic influence on Chris, making her a psychological anchor for him). However, he will not be able to live on his tugboat and they have a mortgage that needs to be paid on the house. Chris will have to move to some cheap assisted living where he will live the rest of his days working some extremely menial, low qualified part time job on heavy medication that will make him passive.

When is the merge supposed to happen again?

It will take place gradually over the next 20 years. Can't believe people believed it would happen at the snap of a finger.

>next 20 years
Yo what the fuck I'll probably have already killed myself by that time, isn't there a way to accelerate the process?

It'll be called the zombie saga.

i want someone to photoshop a sonichu medallion to this

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Whats going on with chris these days? same old shit ?

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>implying Chris isn't going for the long con and making his entire life into a published work of art

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his parents fucked him up good

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what happens when his mom dies?

Lifting weights doesn't cure autism. I would improve his self-esteem yeah but once a girl spends more than 10 minutes with him she would realise how autistic he really is.

He'll be off to mooch off someone else

His new room in the most recent videos looks like a different room than his old bedroom:
Besides just having not as much vidja and shit on the walls. Is he now in a different bedroom? Why? He's back at his house that had the fire. Right? And the horde is much smaller than it used to be. So why did he pick a new room? I'm assuming his house is at least 3 bedrooms and 2 full baths.

how much money do you think he could make if he sold all the shit in his room? all the gaming merch shit has to be worth something

He could save money from his monthly tugboat to buy a home gym.

The Homeless Saga will begin.

>mfw BLUE ARMS happened 5 years ago

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>chris saving money
Lol

terrible thought just occurred, what if barb outlives chris?

Imagine the smell

Chris' parents seem like the riding mower kind of people.

youtube.com/watch?v=TLN-6lKDdhI

I sometimes wonder how he will die if before old age. It would most likely be like those stories you read on the news about someone retarded getting restrained or tased by police and dying then and there however the fuck that happens.

Honestly it's impossible to guess who will die first. Chris is too stupid to live but continues to defy all odds, Barb is kept alive by pure spite and the will to obtain more hoard. I can't wait to see how that coin flip turns out.

after the house fire a lot of it burned

Chris loses the house, winds up on the street with whatever toys and games the debtors didn't seize, and gets knifed by a hobo for his Switch, which the hobo pawns off for a few bottles of hobo wine.

There are people obsessed enough to still buy anything Chris has touched, even if it's worthless.

Gaming merch isn't worth much compared to most real hobbies

Again, find the right people and they'll pay top dollar for a piece of Christory.

>tfw you have a sonichu medallion made by Chris
Bitches love it

No they seem like riding the mobility scooter type of people.