Hey all it's me Todd. Did you enjoy my presentation last night?

Hey all it's me Todd. Did you enjoy my presentation last night?

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BUY MY GAME

YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

Yes very much so.
Not gonna buy anything though.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Skyrim RTX will be available one July 4th.

You can't even get your "Free Trial" right, you asshat.

Please hire me to be your screaming audience member next time.

How old do you think Todd was when he lost his virginity?

It fucking sucked. The only part that wasn't terrible was Doom Eternal and even that sort of looked like shit.

you were on stage for 5 minutes and never seen again, fuck you todd

I thought the presentation was fantastic, everyone itt should buy all your games, and spend money in the fallout76 atomic shop, dont forget to pick up your painted power armor anons!

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YESSIR

One more thing: I was about shipping out these canvas bags. But after my E3 live gameplay demo of TES6 on stage I got a call that my cat got sick and we took it to the vet. In all that trouble I forgot, I was just thinking about my cat. So there will be just a few more days of delay. I hope you understand.

PS: the cat is fine now

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Where's skyrim 2 todd?

get the fuck out of my thread, and buy Skyrim for your mobile devices

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOO TODD YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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I didn't watch it.
Also make your shitty games smaller Todd, downloading Fallout 4 with only three seeders is taking forever.

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Just give us a release date you lowlife

cmon todd, if no Skyrim 2, at least give us something about Starfield

7 or 8.

you're not fooling anyone

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Why didn't someone tell the paid Bethesda shills in the front to SHUT THE FUCK UP

12 year old at his height.

Fun fact. You can actually tell by the pixels that this image has been manipulated. Pay close attention to the fingers and Todd's shoulder.

you know too much
Im removing Skyrim from your steam library

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I'M WALKING. BACK TO MY OFFICE.

I didn't watch it, TODD. I wasn't in the mood for bullshit. I found a video that supposedly shows the best 15 minutes of it. I expect you won't show up in any of it.

OH FUCK!

No, go back to your office

THAT'S IT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
FUCK YOU TODD

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>Todd was so angry at E3 that he walked out
Why can’t Todd be happy, guys?

It's all FUCKED

Okay thats it, if you don't stop I'm gonna push updates for Skyrim, Skyrim SE, Fallout 4 and 3 that will break mod compatibility every 2 weeks until you obey.

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OOPS, I JUST TURNED OFF MY UPDATES

Fuck you Todd

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I enjoyed your video game streaming service with only 1000ms of no perceptible latency

WHO'S ED

WHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
DAAAAAAAAAATSSSS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought he said "dad", but that makes even less sense.

It seems people in this thread didn't buy my games yet.

Buy my games.

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SAY SORRY TODD

You should say sorry

DRAGONS

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GO WATCH THE ENTIRE PRESENTATION AND BUY ALL THE COSMETIC ITEMS IN THE ATOMIC SHOP DEGENERATE SCUM

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You should be put to the stocks.

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH DRAGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>They expect us to believe there was real applause for a switch port of Blades.

Nintendo fans clap at every 3rd party title

Even so, you wouldn't get a full-audience applause like that.

Whoops, somehow pirated Skyrim and Fallout 4. How did this happen?

I just love dragons so much. Dragons are so awesome. You guys should add dragons to every game. Add dragons to Fallout. Please just keep putting dragons in every game you make.

I was trying to make this post in a mocking way to make fun of that segment but that's literally what he said.

We have your IP at the Bethesda Cyber Center.

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I told you about Limewire my dude, I TOLD YOU

thats against the law criminal scum, hands where I can see them

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Will do, TODD. Right after I blow my load all over you mom's face.

THAT'S IT, I'M GOING BACK TO MY OFFICE

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>Fallout 76 Battle Royale!
satire is dead

I just did it again! But I did buy Fallout New Vegas

I don't know. How old is he now? It's gotta be the best guess since he probably hasn't.

thats it user Im coming for you this time

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he have kids, tho

Was this year's bethesda conference one of the worst all-time that focused solely on games?

You mean his wife has kids. Todd is totally raising her boyfriend's kids.

I always wanted to know the context of that image

wrong

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That's quite a hike for such a small, tiny man.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TODD HOWARD
YEAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You can't remove what isn't there, dipshit.

He has a kid, silly. I think he definitely broke down and fucked a hooker at some point in his 20s

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...

everybody knows he lies so the company limited his stage presence hardcore.

sadly i wanted him to lie for 20 minutes straight. that show is a trainwreck now.

does anyone have the vid of him cursing out that guy or whatever from last night

Yes, when am I getting paid?

I want to say no, but it kinda was.
The only thing of note was more info on Doom, but it wasn't a new announcement so it's not really anything special.
They barely tried to hide the fact that Fallout 76 is a failure, but instead of accepting their failure and moving on they're desperately trying to save it by adding the things they intentionally left out, basically giving up on the entire idea of it being a multiplayer focused Fallout and just making it a shell of a Fallout game where you can sometimes see another person.
I like the comment of "the community is so great, they don't grief", as if there's literally any way to grief another player since you have to opt in to taking more than 1% damage from attacks.

Oh nooo. I don't own any of those because they're all crap. You're totally gonna get one on me, Todd.

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WOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEAAH

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you seem stressed and antry user you should buy Skyrim for all your systems
Its the best RPG of all time after all

what are legacy versions?

Stick them up your ass, Todd. You're a manlet, so your ass is closer to the ground than most people's so it should be easy for you.

clips.twitch.tv/ColorfulTriumphantNightingaleCorgiDerp

clips.twitch.tv/ColorfulTriumphantNightingaleCorgiDerp

i been replaying it countless times for the 24 hours it's been posted

Are you bullshitting? Why would he put so much about Shaun in his games if it’s not his son. How much of a faggot do you have to be to curse your own kid with a misspelled name, poor thing

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>adding the things they intentionally left out
That one Dev was so excited about having full dialogue trees in the game, shit blows my mind. AAA studios that pull down millions are going to the trouble of putting unfinished shit on the marketplace for people to pay for, re-adding the cut features months later and their audience of Bethesda fancucks roar with pleasure just to hear them say it.

fake

No u

That doesn't sound like Todd to me, sounds more like that other guy with the crazy murderman eyes

Whats the matter Todd, you mad little guy?

show proof or seethe the fuck off, Todd.

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Companies must realize if they keep this shit up, they'll be training their audiences to wait 6 months for every game and get it at a discount.

I swear to God Ed if you bring him back I am walking. Back to my office... fuck!

if it was not him, it still was live and it still was the best moment of the show.

Why? Because Todd is the alpha cuck. Where do you think his short temper, inclination to bullshit, and desire to be the top dog all come from? There is a very simple inclination.

that's exactly why some companies pulled out of Epic's sale dispite them not actually losing money from the discounts due to how that sale was worded out. if you make your game have a sale, people expect that game for that cheap now, or even cheaper. Pavlovian i say

That's a small picture Todd. Is that as big as the little hands on your little body can carry?

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

It's absent from the official stream and it was absent when it was shown live. Todd's mic was not active.

This is what a corporate shill looks like.

you have to show proof. you were close. bring timestamps, ok?

youtube.com/watch?v=DyP4vOoTJws

youtube.com/watch?v=NhfYB0xaJvE&feature=youtu.be&t=8s

No

Doom eternal looked fucking goat wtf are you on about

toddposting is getting stale

How much you want to bet he has multiple dragon dildos?

Where's my fucking canvas bag I paid for you con man

>sort of looked like shit
That's a strong, confident argument right there

delete this

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I think it's a safer bet that that guy was reading off of a script to try and convince normies that the dragon thing is something people want and it isn't just Bethesda being monstrously lazy.

Eh, I would hope so but I am pessimistic about it. The trend of putting out unfinished games, raking in the money to finish it, then "fixing" the game later is getting old.

Some bean counter probably figured that it was more profitable to do it this way than to just finish the game.

Like you?

That would be the logical choice, but I know enough people that act like this to believe it could be genuine

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>then "fixing" the game late
If it actually happens at all. Half the time when the game gets "finished" it's been in open-access development hell for so long that barely anyone who bought it is prepared to give a flying fuck for it.

Ooh, what's the matter Todd? Did I hit a little close to home? Usually your comebacks are better than NO U.

>orphan_of_kos.mp3

At least I'm not a pillowfucker.

Who said anything about fucking pillows? Sure sounds like something you're familiar with. Is that how you spend your free time after getting Chad's kids to sleep while the wifey is out with him getting another one put in her?

The only Bethesda games I played were dishonored remastered and doom 2016. Both mediocre.

And fallout 76 is apparently playable now. Good one.
I'm not falling for any more of your tricks Todd.

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Todd i have to tell you something

I'm not sure you've been telling the truth... i feel betrayed todd, are those mean people on the internet right?

Did Todd really hike 861 hours back to his office after the Bethesda stream?

I heard you got caught swearing todd. Want to talk about it? whats wrong buddy?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!

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Nah faglord

Here Todd. This a brazilian phytotherapic for anxiety.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH FALLOUT 76 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why is everybody saying Todd like he's here ? He wouldn't come grace you with his presence be realistic!