He took my breath away

dont for get about his parents

HOLY SHIT WHAT

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him and notch prove that money can't save you from mental issues

I feel worse for Keanu though
Notch is just a fat cunt who refuses to improve himself

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he was based
keanue literally is a great human being

youtube.com/watch?v=Ib11tKoL0FI&t=3s

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He can't be /ourguy/
He didn't give up and tries/tried to improve himself

His wife died and then gifted him a dog, who was then killed by a shadow organization.

WOW HE'S A NICE REGULAR GUY

Why is this a big fucking deal? Is it because that status usually turns people into uppity cunts?

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>pro Israeli
Yeaaaahhh maybe not.

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too bad he's in such a shit game

dumb amerimutt

EBIN!!!!!!!!!

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Please don't call keanu that.

Exactly.
Being a nice regular dude is easy when you don't have much money and/or power. Not being corrupted is kinda a big deal

looks like its gonna be fun, and I'm gonna have fun playing it. You can't even stop me.

youtube.com/watch?v=85_7lEwyu5U

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>status usually turns people into uppity cunts?
Yes, it does. Just read any the celebrity gossip magazines. Sure, it's often amplified for drama, but the people in it are willing participants.

regular people aren't nice

465623819
haha lol

No wonder the audience was so loud at the Bethesda conference.
Thanks for setting a precedent, CDPR.

umm

youtube.com/watch?v=EMB1EOnUwX8

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I always thought I was a beta for doing this, but I guess I was wrong.

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What kind of world do we live in where being chivalrous is considered beta now?

>Giving up your seat for those who need it more
>Beta
>Showing a woman her proper place in the world:Subservient to a man
>Beta

Fucking tard

>the bit on the train where Cloud wants the Shinra employee to be comfortable and not intimidated by his sheer presence

youtube.com/watch?v=EMB1EOnUwX8

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I N C E L S

ALSO KNOWN AS

POST DISCOVERY OF SELF SEPH

Have sex

Something Seph never did.

D E E P E S T L O R E

Im not saying Keanu isn't nice, just that regular people aren't

WHO HURT YOU

I don't understand you people.

>retards still spamming le keannu reeves a day after
shilling is real

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So in what way was this guy breathtaking?

Keanu reached levels of fame that would turn him full retard but he didn't go full retard.

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41% of trannies stop breathing

>he came off as nervous as the regular guy

He is just too cute.

youtube.com/watch?v=G-IRX-Xaa3g

>REEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT POPULAR THINGS

he honestly a very VERY strong man

youtube.com/watch?v=G-IRX-Xaa3g

jess is too cute

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Should be changed to "Cyberpunk 2077 Collector's Editions will come to you"

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

He unironically needs to host because he is so fucking lovable and pure.

In fact he should represent REEVE in the game.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Bx51eegLTY8

well duh
he is the ideal we should strive to be. despite everything he's still pushing on.

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The reason everyone loves him isnt because of his acting career. Hes a mediocre actor whos done some really good movies. But hes just. A dude. Like I dont think hollywood changed him at all. He's just a chill ass dude who makes movies.

I still don't know he isn't mentally broken.
All my relatives have died peacefully which I'm thankful for.

His not so much. It proves money doens't make the man as he still couch surfs to this day.

>gave his literal last dollar to his sister's cancer research so he was broke after Matrix

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fuck off you immature cunt

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You're breathtaking

Found the tranny

wow what

he's dating a tranny now. so I think less of him.

to see if i still feel

cringe moment, Microsoft always do canned stuff like this at E3, every single year. No doubt that guy was an employee

>he's dating a tranny now
pics or didnt happen

the man has luck on his side with tragedy
stop sucking him off off dealing with insane luck people don'r have

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>he doesn't know
heightline.com/jamie-clayton-transgender-keanu-reeves/

>literally supposed to be the one
>fucks boipucci

It's so cute that the microsoft tools are impressed that somebody who pretends to be other people for money shows up at a conference. Hey Xbots, this is what it's like when actual talent shows up to a conference

youtu.be/1YSx7UoL6sk?t=55

cringe

>heightline.com/jamie-clayton-transgender-keanu-reeves/
>no publish date on the article

oh wow it's like it isn't actually real

Probably, don't see how people are falling for this.
All the stuff at such events is scripted.

>As for who "she" is married to, the actress is yet to start a relationship with anyone and isn’t married either
>in 2015, the rumor mill (4 year old rumors, lmao)
i will repeat, Pics or Didn't happen

Imagine trying to milk your non existent 15 minutes of fame like this

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BASED KEANU

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>29 watching
He's not going to make it is he

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>15 minutes of fame
more like 15 seconds of fame lmao

>Even rich guys who can get any girl get lonely
This is why fucking whores your life is a fucking meme, don't fall for it anons

This just in: Fat, loud-mouthed idiot gets a moment of shadowed highlight.

he's just an autist like us, but he looks better than most people

man, this is really sad

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Behold, the empty husk, the automaton, the npc.

oh it happened alright you faggot denyer
boypucci worshiping cuck

YOURE BREAHTTAKING

>Bragging around 2.9 million views and 4.7k subscribers

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You're breathtaking

How the fuck NA's think this normal, this is beyond helpless.

It's gonna be Steve Irwin-tier for me, mostly because of Yea Forums. I didn't grow up on him or anything but I do like his movies, though he bleeds charisma outside of them and that's his main appeal imo

jhonny mnemonic
the matrix trilogy
john wick

America is lost

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You're breathtaking

Has Keanu been me'too'd yet?

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>genuine
>genuine
>genuine
Using the same word in such close proximity makes you look like a retard.

and don't forget his best friend died of drug abuse

I never thought I'd find anything more pathetic in a twitter profile than someone's pronouns but here we are.

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Joe is a retard, maybe that's why most people like him.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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fucking based for real

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youtube.com/watch?v=fPUHJBZJUOE

>we doing this again? ok, here I go...

You're breathtaking!

i will repeat myself a third and final time
pics
or
didn't happen

normie boomers literally losing their minds

Imagine if it had been Brie Larson

Just imagine the air going out of the room

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OH SHIT
OH SHIT
IN MY VIRGIN LEAN

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alright incoming

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SOUL

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>one of the greatest hack in the history of the gaming industry

youtube.com/watch?v=rZA1A28CkTQ

HERES THE VIDEO BRAH

"based" keanu making out with a tranny. Gross. He let The Orical down.

Patrician

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU’RE BREATHTAKING

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>All those Funko Pops
god help this man

>heightline.com/jamie-clayton-transgender-keanu-reeves/
literally /ourguy/

at least he was better than:

"yes, yo. I am a youtuber creator. This game is ah, yeah. Thanks nig"

>man using phone means he is literally sucking transgender surgery wounds right now
>a friendly greeting kiss = dating and having sex
you're really going all out with this, huh

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well he is a regular guy, what did you expect?

I already posted that link you cumbrain. watch the vid

implying reeves didn't go all, look at their body language and the way they were around each other. they fucked.

This entire picture is cursed,wtf

YOURE BREATHTAKING

there's too many things to comment on that pic

Ok... aaaand?

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

implying reeves did go at all. i did take a look at their body language and the way they were around each other. they have not fucked yet
if you wish to prove the contrary, consider pic related

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shits gay af you onion.
dont try to normalize it with the "ok...aaaand"
go back to fucking reddit pls. fuck. tranny-mingling is now okay on Yea Forums. fuck.

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>I already posted that link you cumbrain. watch the vid
I was just quoting you. This is how Yea Forums work summerfriend. Don't forget to upvote me :)

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Anyone who doesn't comment on Heidegger doesn't deserve a like. You're one of them.
Anyone who doesn't comment on Heidegger doesn't deserve a like. You're one of them.
Anyone who doesn't comment on Heidegger doesn't deserve a like. You're one of them.
Anyone who doesn't comment on Heidegger doesn't deserve a like. You're one of them.
Anyone who doesn't comment on Heidegger doesn't deserve a like. You're one of them.

>like
zoomer currency. Internetz was a better monetary system

Anyone who doesn't comment on Heidegger doesn't deserve a like. You're one of them.

>this is probably paid marketing for cyberpunk 2077
those men legs though, with this man walk
you can tell he still has a benis

youtube.com/watch?v=7CYeOVw1St8&t=272shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CYeOVw1St8&t=272shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CYeOVw1St8&t=272s

LMAO

You're breathtaking

That's a big yikes from me.

But isn't that what we're all about user? Isn't 'git gud' one of Yea Forums's whole mantra. Are we not a bunch of lonely faggots who are driven by nothing but spite for the rest of the world and the desire to prove everyone wrong? I thought that's what we're all about but maybe it was just me.

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!

I've pre-ordered the game just because of my boy

I have no doubt all of this was just a huge publicity stunt: the "you are breathtaking" was planned ahead and this "gift" is nothing more than a paycheck.

She took my heart!! twitch.tv/mapetitc

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

fucking newfags

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>defiling our pure manfu with forced corporate memes

pig disgusting

Y O U ' R E B R E A T H T A K I N G

B A S E D
O
S
S

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She turned thouands gay

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Want to know how I know you're a trump-tourist?

Get these disgusting tranny fucks of my Yea Forums.

She stole my heart

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i dont get this meme
why do we talk about keanu reeves but then you talk about final fantasy?

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this is sad to be honest

can we fuck keanu in this game?

asking for a friend

Sorry, he is a hologram of long dead guy. You can see him glitch out when he appers in the trailer

He acts so genuine on and off camera I have this sneaking suspicion that he has a really dark fucked up secret or some satanist ritual he does.

I could be wrong and he might actually be genuine, Hollywood made this suspicion in me

how am i trump-tourist.

Keanu reeves as caith Sith? And reeve? My Dick man, my dick

and there goes my friend's girl self-insert fucking keanus dream

DUDES FUCKING IN TEARS WEW

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Yea Forums has been nutting over traps and lady-boys for over 10 years user.

its worse. He's a buddhist

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

but why

he looked like he didnt want to be there

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Unironically yes.

keanu is the type of guy that would irrevocably chill when not working, he lets himself go in every sense and just goes out to buy groceries with holes in his pants, he also suffered way too much loss but can still manage to give a shit about what he still has, I respect him for that as I too lost people close to me

Hate this timeline

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I... I like you, user.

This is maximum boomer hype

>Seems you're not among the sheep after all. Wanna play a game? Watch for the beeps.

What did they mean by this?

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>not fucking Keanu as a male character
what are you, a faggot?

nobody said that in the far far future we can't have solid-state holograms

This is like a parody human. I used to have a hard time believing people like this actually exist.

Yes but I kinda miss my Latina V.

Only a nigger would be mad at me, a Latino, loving my Latinas.

That said, Keanu is kind of awkward like Moot.

First day purchase for me.

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lmao he brought up his dead sister or something

so breathtaking I guess

Stop please. I trying to stop fap to these blasphemous freaks

He was so fat he couldn't breathe right.

you're breathtaking

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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Keanu is based. But it really says a lot about us when someone being a normal nice guy is seen as some kind of outlier and a breath of fresh air. It shouldn’t be like this.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU ARE BREATHTAKING!

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I watched the video and now I want to kiss a cute crossdresser too and watch him saunter away

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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My lungs are full, now.

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>mfw he's only 1/16 chinese
fucker looks half asian at least wtf

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No, he has mastered the hover-hand.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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>him
don't be rude user

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Keanu may be very rich, skilled, talented and handsome, but terrible things happen to him and he presses on. I love Keanu.

>She
Also, with age, you can see him becoming some jew witch of the fucking west.

YOU’RE BREATHTAKING

you're right

me in the scooter

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Keanu is a normie?
Yeah I mean I guess but all genX hate israel. Its not like he's a boomer.

Conservatives have turned America's creed into 'I got mine, fuck you'.
So of course doing the right thing and putting other people's interests against your own is seen as both extraordinary and a sign of weakness in the conservative world.

He's too self aware, the meme is dead.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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Be honest with me, are you a PR from CDPR?

>465627557
>Reddit nazi frog poster is furious he will never know the joys of being breathtaking.

can you fill more buzzwords in a single post?

What's wrong rabbi?

no, you just play vidya games

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I wish. I spend most of my time studying nowadays.

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>not 15 minutes of lame
ya blew it

>nobody has made a holy halo edit yet
sad

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Not really. If there is one thing we hate, it's ourselves. We would like to engage with others just like we do sometimes with each other in some threads but most of the time in reallife we don't know how to do that.
There is a lot of egoistic, bitter and arrogant/narcissistic behaviour. Of course this doesn't apply to everyone.
"Git gud" isn't a mantra either.

This board is about playing videogames. Videogames can be enjoyed by anyone. What truly pisses us off about casuals is that they let bad companies get away with a lot of shit or celebrate something that isn't anything new or fall for some other stupid shit but we have that here as well. How many stupid faggots, unironic consolewarriors and mobage/gachafags post here?

Most of us wallow in self-pity.

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>all this junk around him
>can clearly afford it otherwise he wouldn't have it
>gets a free collectors edition of cyberpunk2077

Ummmmm that's a YIKES from me.

DAMN RIGHT YOU ARE

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

You're breathtaking

This is literally like a South park parody of a man milking the micro meme he started

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You're breathtaking

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

unironically best monster flavour

YOU'RE breathtaking!

u breft8ing

Yes, and despite your complete lack of status you still manage to be one.

you mean boomers and they did the same all over europe, because of the post-war optimism and the restart of the rat race

Come the fuck on man.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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christ

He is the one

YOU'RE BREATHTAKNG

that was the first thing I noticed too, really thats all you need to see the lack of depth to his personality.
just a big gaping cavernous hole where genuine interest might have been.

i dont know why people insist on projecting their issues onto notch. he just seems like a dude who has no responsibilities because of his insane wealth.

It was a really cool moment, and he was on the ball for it.
But my god have you SEEN this guy's twitter? Every other reply is him gloating about being the guy who Keanu Reeves called breathtaking. And if it's not that, then it's calling everyone else "breathtaking". His head is so wrapped around it that the virgin has based an entire new persona on it.

why

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I like Keanu bit this gave me pause. Jamie Clayton is not passing... maybe close but no cigar.

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Dude, is he from RLM Nerd Crew?

Plenty of us here that were calling it gay the entire time.

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True, Notch seems like he's doing fine mentally

You're breathtaking

you should insert your erect penis into a vagina as soon as possible

Far future? we can do that shit right now.
We just can't color them.
We've had touchable, freeform holograms for a few years now.
youtube.com/watch?v=AoWi10YVmfE
Obviously this is way too bulky at the moment for sexy Bladerunner / Red Dwarf holo-waifu, but it'll get improved on.
The most expensive part is the laser which will only get cheaper with time as more areas of science begin using them.

You're breathtaking

someone please join the two anims into one gif

YOU are breathtaking!

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Dont know what it is but the more hype he gets lately, the more obvious how forced it all is. Why are they working overtime to hype him? Has he hired some major PR firm? He about to run for a senate seat?

he's breathtaking

>I gotta FINISH THIS.

Entire thing was great and Keanu was clearly drunk. Or well on his way to being drunk.

Iron will user. he has lived for hundreds of years.

youtu.be/u-5Hj_yABnk?t=10

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I would be too in his place

I don't care. Reeves has gone through so much shit in life I figured he might try finding love in the opposite gender. I wish him happiness.

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It’s not forced at all. It’s just the world is so starved for decent people that when someone in a position like his actually acts like one it seems to be a big deal. It’s sad really that so many people very rarely get any kind of support or encouragement from others so they have to get it from a celebrity.

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Keanu is dating Nomi from Sense8?

Yeah that's I found on a quick Google search.

not possible, the idiot is asking for a gokart for some sick kids xD
twitter.com/petertheleader/status/1137939411570532352

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YOU"RE BREATHTAKING

youtu.be/Bx51eegLTY8
Mother fucker

100% of people stop breathing retard

Laughing around while selling products doesn't prove someone is a "decent person". You have a lot to learn.
Combination of looks and location (which landed him iconic films like Bill&Ted, the Matrix, Dracula), and latterly, cult of personality and marketing for John Wick. His acting is comically trash. People like it ironically.

Add in the fact that he doesn't push his fame in people's faces, and you get morons believing because everyone else is upfront-obnoxious, he simply has to be a good person. Not necessarily.

He gave his seat to the lady because he doesn't like niggers

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

HOW LONG AFTER RELEASE DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR SFM

More free PR.

The interaction alone probably sold 100 copies of the game, CDPR is just smart enough to realize that cashing in on good will with more good will is a good business strategy in this instance.

He actually seems like an autist who tries too hard to be outgoing and gregarious, it doesn't quite work. If I behaved like he did at work I'd get bullied no question

I was just thinking this. it's like he's on their set.

Isnt this correct

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now replace red with black

That alone doesn’t prove someone is a decent person. But it’s very believable coming from him. And every other interaction he’s had with press and others also supports this. Keanu is a cool guy. I haven’t seen anything come out that paints him any differently. Which is hard to do anymore, especially for a celebrity of his status.

That just says more about the kind of people you work with than anything.

if you worked at all you'd understand that people are awful. sorry to burst your bubble, people actually get worse when they grow up

You're breathtaking

I'll hump the air

>bragging about how shit your life is and how no one else lives differently

how do i meet and marry keanu please
i'm lonely and had a shit life too, and i'm cute

>i'm cute
pics or didn't happen

well you have to tranny

youtube.com/watch?v=KXEcjgRiS3c
Official track from the trailer.
>that drop at 1:25

Holy shit these threads are going to crash hard in the next couple days. Hope you enjoyed spamming you retards

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Eh, let him have his 15 minutes.

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I already work my soul crushing 9-5 so I already know people are shit. You’re not laying on some big truth bomb. The majority of people are well aware how shit others are. That’s why it’s nice when someone isn’t.

From my experience people like you ,who whine how everyone around them is so awful all the time, are always the problem.
NO exception.

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Thanks Keanu Revee's PR, you can collect your shekels now.

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So you're agreeing with me? cool dude

I know how people can be but I also know how to deal with it so you don't bring out the worst in them. I learnt the hard way after all

honestly sounds like Doom 2016. interchangeable "there's trouble" music that plays in the background of boring game combat.

you have to trust me, unless you are Keanu

why? as far as i know he's into biological women (even if he supposedly had something with that trans actress)

i'm sure life by his side would be nice and comfy and i would make him happy too

dumb gabuposter

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Noom won TGA for best music you neanderthal

so? look at who won academy awards this year. it's the current year, time to stop pretending awards ever had any integrity.

>girl says im sweet and innocent
>like a marshmallow
>that's why she doesn't like me
keanu is like me except im fucking poor and ugly and fat and not famous

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you lack confidence and spine user. it's not bad being sweet and innocent but if they're are the only your defining traits then it's over.

>tvnz
kys cuckold

The Wachowskis have both transitioned what is Keanu waiting for?