D-d-d-do y-y-you g-guys wanna k-k-know THE RELEASE DATE?

chink unfortunately but based chink

god i just want him to be happy and find love

Either he's half jap or 47 Ronin was an insult to them.

Half Chink chonk
Half Pineapple pizza

His biological dad was a heroin dealer

memes aside do you think Keanu plays vidya

Fornite

>this is the guy he's supposed to play

This shit is so fucking 80's it hurts.

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Probably plays some shooters, yeah.

probably not

So are these threads filled gay men or fawning fangirls?

Kind of appropriate, he was in a band in the 90s

He can play bass

Well I am an unashamed faggot

yes

*when THE RELEASE DATE
You forgot the when.

He probably dropped gaming after playing Enter The Matrix

Not really.

I want to smack that banshee who was literally screeching when he came out on stage. What a freaking set of pipes on that person.

>His father, an American from Hawaii, is of Chinese-Hawaiian, English, Irish, and Portuguese descent.
He can get a PT passport just by being alive, the damn things are one step from coming in cereal boxes

Peak eurasian hapa genetics.

He only cares about motorcycles. He could play Road and Rash 3D tho.

I doubt he has time to waste on vidya.

Both

Keanu should be legally obliged to pass on his superior genes.
Men can have kids until the last day of their lives.
He should let a trustworthy woman half his age get pregnant so he has a successor for his motorcycle company

Not really.

FACT: Hapas are beautiful people, and that's a good thing!

no, 1/4 hawaiian/chinese

S-s-s-shut up, n-n-nerd

hell no

he fucking hated Enter the Matrix so not really

No, but give this man a good vr game and he will get into it.

yes, he spends an ungodly amount of time alone within his house
i wouldn't be surprised if he's shitposting here among us

If you ride motorcycles, motorcycle games are even more boring than usual.

Wtf did he kill his kid to keep his immortal look

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>No, YOU'RE an incel
Jesus Christ Keanu

source?

stillborn...

yea just look at his shirt lol asian af

Keanu a cute. A CUTE.

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The meme is dead, the man has aged. Maybe not bad facially, but his voice has taken a hit.

LEAVE KEANU ALONE, HE IS A PURE HUMAN BEAN

I can imagine him being an Atelier fan.

1 quarter

He missed the good one

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No way he isn't

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>cropped for no reason

This thread is clearly fawning over Keenu

1/8 Chinese, 1/8 Hawaiian native, 3/4 European.

interviews

The ultimate hapa

Half serb.

half indian

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Must be the Asian genes.

Why hasnt he remarried?

He worships Cthulhu.

I guess it's too late to cast him as JC Denton?

Hes a quarter chinese not Japanese retard

His dad was chinese/hawaiian mixed

>keanu is left handed

LITERALLY JUST LIKE ME!

WOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
wait wrong show

dont think so, but he's a really open guy.

>Children: 1 (deceased)
Huh?

Stillborn

stillborn

I recall he was asked about this in an interview and his response calling it unbelievable sounded so fake it was hilarious.

It's fag month, it's only appropriate. I want to touch dicks with Keanu

1/1024th

Marriage is a mistake, he realised that, never again.

t. divorced

Why is that?

Keanu has had a rough life user

He sounded drunk. I hope he's not going off the rails.

Because the most intense motorcycle game is boring compared to a leisurely cruise on a motorcycle.

The only game where I enjoyed riding a motorcycle were the GTA games, but that's because you're forced to travel in those games.

Drained baby lifeforce before it was ever born. Really makes you think huh

hes a sandnigger

Mixed race people barely age.

>literal tranny fucker
nope

>Do successful 54 year old men play video games?

Doesn't really make much sense to me desu, maybe VR motorcycling but on keyboard or controller the two aren't really that similar. It's like saying dudes who are into guns don't like FPS games because it's not like shooting a real gun.

>for one single announcement vidya was peaceful
Bless him.

You can't shoot someone with a gun irl. You can race a motorcycle around on public streets.

I don't mind them releasing the game in 2020 but damnit don't make this exciting/suspenseful moment unless the game releases in 2019