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Gamer sterilization program

an image with text, my dude.

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What am I looking at?

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I wish I had an older sister.

Then you're probably better at hard games now than most people in your demographic.

I have one and I'm still not sure if the things she let me do to her, when I was a small boy, were a dream or actually happened.

What the fuck dude

My older sister played tekken and super mario all stars with me

There are some really rich people on the left that have a massive rage boner for ((over population))

He's not wrong

Story time?
Story time.

you mean normalfag memes right
they're called normalfag memes

>for ((over population))

You mean slavery? They literally bank on people being so readily available that you can buy them for a couple of dollars.

perks of having an older sister when growing up (at least in my case):

- looks out for you, can cook if youre hungry, pick you up if parents are busy
- has lots of female friends who are nice to you/think you're cute
- can give you tips on girls
- wont get bullied in school because the older guys dont want to be on bad terms with your sis
- her boyfriend is nice to you and lets you play on his consoles and gives you rides in his nice car

All happened with my sis.

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Literally just use fucking protection, or absolute worst case use the morning after pill. Why would you ever sterilize yourself for "convenience"?

Also I'm pretty sure there's a fuckload of erectile dysfunction problems associated with vasectomys that no one seems to ever talk about

>your older sister didn't help you with video games

My big sis was better than me and our older brother at super mario world. I also remember going to my best friend's house and his older sister would whisper tekken moves in my ear while i fought him. She let us watch her play through parasite eve as well.

You got to have lots of hot incest sex.

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Dunno about erectile dysfonction problems with vasectomies but you can still be unlucky as fuck and get women pregnant after getting one.

>whisper tekken moves in my ear
kinky af

What was it like eating her asshole while she played mario?

Well it's not much. She let me fondle and suck her breasts.

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>but you can still be unlucky as fuck and get women pregnant after getting one.
user....

You fucking faggot incels, it's literally biologically impossible to find your siblings attractive, it's a biological safety measure

If you wife told you that, I'm really sorry.

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I didn't find my sister attractive but I sure as hell got horny as fuck seeing her big tits and her decadent ass.

Yeah, you can easily tell who here has a sister or not based on these kinds of things

As someone who knocked my sister up, you’re wrong.

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it's psychological, not biological

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>As someone who knocked my sister up, you’re wrong.
user, pls, my sides. Fake as fuck, but my sides.

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>Not falseflagging an argument with yourself
Cringe.

story

Vasectomies aren't 100% effective, guys. Don't get memed on.

Cons
You become gay, I don't know a single guy with an older sister that isn't a huge fag.

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shut up tranny

Imagine being this programmed

It's based on smell actually

Nigga they literally remove the ability for sperm to exit the dick
Unless they seriously cocked up the procedure without telling you it will prevent pregnancy

...

>You become gay,

literally a homosexual or just an annoying person?

based and SF4-pilled

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A few are raging homos and others just annoying and most likely closet gays based on their behavior.

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is this you?

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Based if true

this is all if your sis isn't a fuck up and generally low quality human

>posting crops without the source
rude

>being 7 years old
>playing super mario 64
>second bowser fight
>too scared to play it because of all the red and the platform tilting as bowser landed at every jump
>dad walks in and see me having trouble beating bowser so he plays it for me
>mom and sister walk in too watching my dad beating bowser
>we never had a moment we were together as a family again

this porn isnt cropped, there is literally an asshole in it. its right there i can see the asshole

I just wanted a vidya memes thread what the fuck is wrong with y'all

Stop looking in the mirror.

I remember the exact moment I realized I could beat my older brother at Goldeneye by not hiding any more. I had gotten way better at aiming them him

He stopped playing with me after that game, after farming me for two or three years... bastard...

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They can't troll you if you are gay

Lmao this is the guy that got mad because he lost to sonicfox

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Mike said SFV is the worst fighting game he's ever played.
Here he is saying Tekken is worse.
Which is it Mike "Ross" Ross?