*Chair Clattering*

In OoT when Link got caught by Gerudos and woke up in a cell, did they rape him while unconcious? haha.

That would be funny, haha.

god being alive is suffering
i’ll never know her boneshattering snu snu

That was always a thing, dumbass.

They don't hate men, they just don't want Gerudo to marry the first asshole that walks in and never experience life outside of the desert. Banning men from Gerudo Town encourages the women to leave the desert and look for husbands while also seeing what life outside Hyrule's huge sandy vagina has to offer.

Imagine her smell

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you have to sneak into gerudo village in oot too

the manner of doing so is just much less homo erotic

Or maybe they keep certain men around as gas stations.

Like lavender, sweat, and dust.

In OoT it was implied that they look for boyfriends in Castle Town (yet the only Gerudo you see anywhere near the town is ol' Bacon Bits himself), and they straight up kidnapped the carpenters from Kakariko, and it was all but outright stated why. Joke's on the Gerudo, though, those carpenters were all clearly gay.

>Jew noses are ok when they're on gerudo
why?

>implying Gerudo don't go to great lengths to smell attractive to voe

They live in the desert, they probably invented perfume before discovering fire.

>carpenters were all clearly gay
hahahahahaha

>tfw you'll never be forcefully milked by a Gerudo

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They didn't kidnap them, the carpenters left their posts to go spy on the gerudo women and got too close so they imprisoned them for breaking their laws

Honestly they can still ban men from the town depending on how the underground rape dungeons are zoned.

It's almost like they have the facial features and bodies to complement it?

I'm a tall woman and no guy wants me

If this is the artist I think it is, then I'm not sure who exactly is doing the "milking", you're referring to.

In.BotW you need to enter the town to talk to their leader. Sneaking into her throne room would make a bad first impression. As would knocking out the guards.

Is is bad to really like their big nose?

>a race of Jewish Arab feminists

I think /pol/ has nightmares about those.

"She's got a big beautiful Gerudo nose, and it's there two minutes early wherever she goes..."

Considering it's clearly supposed to make them ugly, maybe? There's a reason they have to force guys to marry them and that Nintendo decided the lolis would have normal looking noses.

please be in London

>There's a reason they have to force guys to marry them
Hylians are massive faggots then.

>"I" sounds like "Aye"
I'm retarded that I never made the connection in this comic. Carry on, whoever decided to read this.

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Obligatory "no way fag" post.

>she is going to kidnap you and force you to be her husband
>what do?

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>TFW NO DUAL MARRIAGE TO LOLI RIJU AND MOMMY URBOSA

Jew noses look good on stern, calm but confident women. Dating a long-nosed jewess right now and she's a fucking qt3.14, especially when she's a little pissed at me for objectifying women or whatever.

Can I run away?

Why is she going to mate with Shaggy? I don't understand the reference.

put up a BIT of a fight so I don't seem like a slut, but ultimately let her have her way

How tall

Pray that she doesn't shatter my hips.

Why live?

Maybe you'd find someone if you didn't only want guys who are even taller than you supposedly are.

Are you Jewish too?

Find the nearest plastic surgeon who can do something about the nose.

Deep lore. Also, His cell seems more cleaner than the other ones since the others have actual bars.

Probably because you're a vampire lanklet and not a chiseled amazon goddess.

>Gerudo are very territorial when it comes to their husbands.

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they like them because they're an ethnostate and remain one

Like coconut and mango.

>this thread

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If I’m not dead from her intense riding, or completely drained of life, I’d put a ring on her finger, if she’s gonna make me her vow I’m gonna make her mines.

You might think she is forcing herself onto him but I think this is all just a big misunderstanding. She might have thought he said
>Aye
instead of
>I
So, I don't blame her especially with her being desperate and all.

Grab a fucking shank/mace and smash her skull like she wants to smash me.

Fuck off thots, wholesome romance only in this neighbourhood.

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>this thread

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"Wholesome romance" is all relative.

MOMMY

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>being kidnapped and raped is wholesome
Im sorry romance is dead to you but it aint for me motherfucker.

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Ask her name first.

Gerudo is the only exception for femdom shit

MY BENIS

What if I'm playing hard to get and the lengths to which she's willing to go to 'kidnap' me are merely testaments to our love?

struggle so she has to try harder even though I'll let her win in the end

On one hand I want her to be my wife (husband), on the other hand I want her to be my mommy...

that's not a jew nose
gerudos have straight noses, jews have hook noses
and no human has a nose that starts straight from the forehead like that

>denying a girl you like so hard she kidnaps and rapes you for "love"
You got troubles.

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Thing is that BOTW Gerudo are actually very wholesome and the snu snu shit is mostly a meme.

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHY THE FUCK AREN'T GERUDO REAL? GODDAMMIT! I WANT A BROWN MUSCLE GIRLFRIEND SO FUCKING BAD! I WANT TO LIVE IN AN OASIS AND FUCK HER UNDER THE SHADE OF A PALM TREE! I JUST WANT TO FEEL HER TONED CALVES! I WANT TO LICK HER ABS AFTER A WORKOUT AND HEAR HER CALL ME A GOOD BOY! FUCK THIS GAY FUCKING EARTH AND FUCK OP FOR MAKING ME FEEL THIS! FUCK!

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>tfw real women arent big strong and into femdom

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everything that turns me on DOESNT FUCKING EXIST

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>this whole thread

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This. People seem to forget that you can have very different view of how far love can be conveyed. Take me for example. I would like to be raped and be taken by force if possible. Like forcing me to like them. I always admire how people can be mind broken like a battered housewife. Things that can happen through suspension bridge effect and even stockholm syndrome. But maybe that might just be me with the lack of receiving affection.

Pay a tranny to fuck you up the ass and ballbust you

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Thank the gods.

>he likes "masculine women"
Can you please just finally admit to yourself how HOMOGAY you actually are??

pretend to resist

I also unironically like futa

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Having abs does not equal masculine. Many of the Gerudo have big tits and huge fucking hips. There's nothing masculine about that.

I SAID A GIRLFRIEND YOU FUCKER! I AM NOT GAY I JUST LIKE FICTIONAL DESERT MUSCLE WOMEN!

>you will never lick the sweaty abs of a gerudo warrior right after she's finished with her daily workout

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Dilate

Stop trying to justify Link's crossdressing.

>Urbosa basically asking you if you're into Zelda
>no option to say that you're more interested in her
Zelda once again worst girl in her game and ruining things

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Can't rape the enthusiastic.

i'ts not fair

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>not wanting an Amazoness to procreate with your own fat ass for genetically superior offspring
Bad taste

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>tfw you'll never get futadommed by a big brown amazon

shut the fuck up fag
i bet you wank to traps and think you're not gay
>n--n-no I don't *sweats nervously*
can't fool me, gaylord