Ich will

Wasn't the game full of comedic stereotypes + some incest and sex jokes? It better stay that way.

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I think that slightly caricatural humans fit perfectly in the game, considering the aliens are completey cartoonish.

If it comes to light that they're cutting out anything """problematic""" from the originals I won't buy it.

>mfw this god damn trailer
I have a history with this song that made it that much funnier

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As long as Crypto and and Pox keep their voice actors its going to be a slam.

Would have like to see some out of the saucer stuff. Looks like the same exact game with updated graphics.

It’s the original audio so yes, the original voice actors.

Noice

thanks random user, very cool

I hope they brought the drain and transmogrification ability of the saucer over from the sequel, I noticed that the saucer was able moving up and down which it was only able to do in the sequel.

Ich will junge, japanische Mädchen.

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As long as it's not pedoshit or other kind of rape, it's within modern lefty standards of "acceptable to be joked about".

I can't wait for the Rule 34 of her.

It's made by a European studio, not a US based one so it'll probably be fine

>Those Motorhead style logos

Them bitches alright

If you read the mind of the final boss, you would notice that she is a man hating feminist.

Imagine defeating her, and forcefully shoving a probe deep in her anus, untill her head explodes.Hot

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>man hating feminist
She talks naughty to Crypto during the fight though

They always reference stuff from other bands.

dailymotion.com/video/x5nx7sk

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THQ is pretty based when it comes to these things

is this jav?

The original audio sounds like shit though

You want R34 of a charred corpse?

>ywn be tall handsome white westerner living in Japan surrounded by cute girls
Fuck this reality.

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Don’t worry there are others that share her model.

The aliens aren't cartoonish at all

*ahem*
FUCK HUMANS AND FUCK BLISK

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>Rammstein music for the trailer

I'm in

What is the comfiest DAH location and why was it Takishima?

They are short and have big heads, that is pretty cartoonish itself.

That doesn't equal cartoonish. If Crypto and Pox didn't talk or have their personalities, they'd be terrifying. It's their personalities that are cartoonish

>What is the comfiest DAH location and why was it Takishima?
Fighting ninjas, anal probing schoolgirls, and killing Godzilla who was also a schoolgirl.

Unironically agree fuck Blisk. Communism is an evil everyone should know about by now.

And not fuck Kojira and Natalya. They are based

It's the original recordings before compression

As long as I get to steal a bunch of fat femininist's brains to use in my brain launcher they can add as much problematic shit as they want to.

My heart wouldn't be able to take it if they did. It's just getting tiresome

By creating communism, the bliss basically caused ww2 and the Cold War and every single atrocity done by communist regimes. I also wonder if hitler knew that Stalin was a blisk?

Sometimes.

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>they had the original non compressed audio recordings of a dead ip from the ps2 era for 14 years

I wonder if thats literally the reason why they revived the series, because they somehow strumbled across this somehow

Correct. We live in the good ending.

WHERE IS TIMESPLITTERS

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I'm confused on how games are made. Did Pandemic primarily make it or did THQ? When did THQ become THQnordic?

THQ died and all their IP got bought by Nordic.
Then they invented THQNordic as a way to publish the game and have people remember what THQ used to be

Nordic games bought the THQ name and a bunch of IPs for pennies when THQ kicked the bucket.

If only if they were able to buy Pandemic Studios from EA before they got axed.

>trailer had a fuck drumpf joke
You can bet on it.

I agree. They are maybe slightly cartoony. If they had scary voices and animations they'd be spooky. Remember those monsters from tunguska? They scared me a lot because of their animations and haunting voices.

Literally where

if anything he looks more like the stereotypical army general parody from 90s cartoons.

I really need Gretel MK III rule 34 and that's not gonna happen if they don't release the remake.

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white guy leading the assault against the alien with hair that clearly is a wig. come user don't you see that's clearly a Trump stand-in?

but seriously, that user is just so quick to trigger that he sees the smallest possible anti-Trump message in anything and blows it out of proportion much like his "enemies" the democrats.

give him a can of Monster

I am hoping for maps, that was the most useful feature from 2 that I want in 1.

I am hoping for Modding tools and steam workshop so we could make our own locations and weapons.

You seem pretty hyper liberal as he seems hyper conservative. You two should fuck.

Aside from that I dont think modern politics are gonna be inserted into this game. It's set in 1950 America after all, maybe some tongue in cheek stuff but nothing retarded I hope. Germans are bros anyhow.

any spongebob footage?

it's trajectory always suggested this future
i welcome it. E3 is no longer neccessary when you can announce anything to the world at anytime from a dark room you're alone in your underwear in.
the 'people' that get invited to and report on E3 have nothing to do with the customer anymore

I hope after this game we get a remake of the second game.

someone did that yesterday

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Will the next metal song in a game trailer be Violence Has Arrived?

the 50s is the perfect time to have anti nazi imagery, user. it was barely a decade since The War ended and people that fought in it or were otherwise involved in it still aren't over the evul nazis or the japs being the enemies for all time. Sure, they can complain about the koreans or the reds if it's later in the 50s, but the groundwork is still there and entirely possible.

I hope this reboots the series and they do spinoff instead of remake after remake. This is the good ending.

I just dont think that's gonna happen, I could be wrong but I hope I not. If they stay true to the tone then were fine. In big willy unleashed it was just liberal hippy bashing for the first act of the game and dick jokes, i enjoyed it alot.

I wouldn't put too much hope into a spinoff. they entirely redid the graphics and code behind the PK and weapons, sure, but they clearly don't have the budget to get actual voice actors in since they are pulling all the audio straight out of the PS2 version of the game; not even using the original recordings since they were lost. I don't think they would be able to fund a full spinoff that they can't base off of existing locations, weapons, or use audio that doesn't exist from.

If this game sells well I do foresee a spin off coming. If it doesnt it will end here, but what good is it rebuilding a game from the ground up just for a remake? At the very least we'll get expansions if it does well.

That most certainly isn't true.

>death ray burns the ground and turns it into lava
nice touch

If we’re remastering Pandemic games, when can we get a remaster for the original Battlefronts?

Guys, before this threads derails into politics, remember that some subjects of ridicule are very old and don't necessarily reference contemporary politics. Making fun of nazis isn't a recent thing, neither is calling someone a nazi because they said something you don't like. The 50s did have a pretty strong anti nazi attitude due to the end of the war so whatever they add it will at least make sense in universe. In any case, they already confirmed that the story will be unchanged so there is no reason to freak out over hypothetical scenarios.

it's got nothing on this catchy number

youtube.com/watch?v=fV9AKwpTMoY

>hypothetical
user.. You do know it's the current year, yes? I just want to make sure you're coherent.

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I hope they have some of the advanced weapons/powers from future games, the first game was great, but the weapons were kinda barebones.

The more I think about it the more I feel this may have been one of the best vidya trailers ever, it really is that fantastic.

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the only weapon I'm expecting them to add is that antigrav disc shooter gun. they redid the whole PK system and that gun was basically that without the player's control as it is.

>good game
>good trailer
>god awful music choice
They couldnt have a picked a more normie and edgy song could they.

If you speak german and more, if you've seen Ich Will's official video, you understand how ridiculously well Ich Will fits this.

I want the beast that eats enemies too. Was cool. Also, will we get advanced PotF PK? Or just the simple stuff? Obviously no clue, but I'm hoping for some more stuff.

it's just a trailer. what would you have picked?

You misspelled teir. Not sure how that happened.

it's a shame they're just reusing the voice acting from the original game, i would have loved more of the speech minigame.

I hope you're kidding.

ayy lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=cM-Zb3I7WwY

>rammstein is god awful
go away zoomzoom

If they remake DAH2, I can see them cutting the mission where you possess a man and make him get a sex change operation.

>reading comprehension
KYS

Even if he thought that, I don't think that's what he was saying by it. It's just really unfitting of the theme and setting. It's like Mortal Kombat playing rap for their trailers. Why it's just a thing to essentially make a shortened music video as a trailer now is beyond me, it's fucking garbage design and doesn't properly convey the game.

She also has giant tits, long legs, and a big fat ass in a skin tight spy suit.

Women desperately trying to be taken seriously when they have outrageously good looks that they try and fail to hide should be a big thing in porn/comedic shit.

Voice fits him too, desu

>pre-alpha version /!\
>everything is fully textured

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IM BLUE DABA DEE DABA DA

Welcome back to another episofe of Yea Forums hates everything good. Featuring... user!

This is just a very blatantly untrue statement. Why would you specifically go out of your way in an attempt to deceive people you don't even know? I just fail to see how that benefits you in any tangible manner.

DAH2 should at least be remade, BWU and POTH are fine to be tossed out in favour of a proper DAH3.

did you miss how choppy the cutscenes were

>MOO

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>it's an agenda!
Holy shit you're paranoid as fuck.

Maybe, but I agree with user, and with you too, that music can impact a trailer in a harmful way (Like mentioned MK with rap, which was then discarded for objectively better original MK theme, a good remix of it), but here Rammstein fits really well.

You have absolutely zero idea what you're talking about, lil zoom.

Still not a pre-alpha. It's like when AC:Syndicate had its first gameplay footage called pre-alpha even though it looked like the finished product. Alpha versions have lots of lots of placeholder models and textures, not even finished, just lots and lots of pink blobs.

Neext yearr

So how is that cryogenic freezing technology progressing?

>teleports behind you
>"stfu zoomer"

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ayy lmao

I wonder how much of the game they actually gotten finished?

we haven't seen anything outside of the first mission, user. you are only on that farm level for the start of the game, so cranking out the textures you see only there wouldn't be too hard. Trees, grass, trucks, tanks, saucer model, cows, human models are all over the game, so getting them up and running early on is only a benefit.
Rockwell or Santa Modesta or not-Pittsburgh or DC having a bunch of stand-in models would be more believable since they didn't need to show them off for E3.

EARTH CREATURE! I AM ADDRESSING YOU! RESPOND OR BE VAPORIZED!!!

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It's a 1:1 remake of a small Sandbox game not coming out for another year so maybe half.

they're aiming for early 2020 release

DU HAST

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Though we don’t know how much they actually gotten done by the announcement. Plus there are a few things they don’t need to work on much like the audio.

>Pandemic is fucking dead
The only thing we have to fear is...

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Is breaking finger and toenails off.

CRYPTO YOU INCOMPETENT BUFFOON

Does anybody got a link to all the newspaper headlines when Crypto dies?

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THUS SPAKE ARKVOODLE

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They should of kept those for the sequels.

I know people want the old voices but try to hear me out:

Till as the voice of Crypto for the German version.

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Um, no. I'm pretty sure there was some general or whatever rank he was army man that was like a personal antagonist to Crypto. That's who I immediately thought it was supposed to be.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=181&v=Y53lcxh4fwg

This is the only one I can find on Google.

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My main grip of the gameplay is they fucked over the Majestic guys. They looked more like Vincent price or swave guys from b movies they joked about in the original. Here looks like goofs and elderly.

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general armquist looked nothing like the guy in the trailer, even with the change in art direction.

Release is early next year so I'm not worried about enemy models.

Should look more like the General Decker from Mars Attacks since that is the whole basis of the game.

>should of
Americans everyone
They can't even speak English

>Path of the Furon has dialogue talking about how Pox assumed the player to be a male with Crypto telling him to read up about how roughly half of gamers are females
if this was released today that probably would have enraged half of the net into shitposting

he should look more like general macarthur, the original basis for the character of Armquist.

JA, ICH BIN CRYPTO! Remember me, your old pal? Vat do you mean there's something strange? BUY OUR GAME

Why is the alien so sexy

>My main grip of the gameplay is they fucked over the Majestic guys
They look so god damn weird, while the enemy soldiers look fine.

When was this? Some random off hand mid-game dialogue?

Cause he has "The Package"

Once again my point is proven that Yea Forums truly has shit tier taste on women

Destroy All Humans 2 had a tranny mission

Some people think they can beat the dick. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I've yet to meet one that can beat the The Package.

Jannies WILL be pissed then

You're American too

It’s in one of the beginning missions on the Ring of Furon near the end of the game, though it’s mostly a set up for a joke to have Pox admit that he doesn’t know how to read

It looks so fucking satisfying.

Why not user? Plane ticket is only a few hundred bucks, and its very easy to become an English teacher.

I'm hoping this does well so we get a remake for DAH2 as well, god damn that game was so fun even if it looked like ass and had maps the size of my house.

Las Paradiso was a nice area, screwing around by climbing those casinos and trying to shoot down at anything below was kind of fun

DAH2 would've been goat had it not been for some strange design choices
>telekenisis does practically no damage to humans
>Brain harvesting vestigal since DNA isn't a currency anymore

what kind of mansion were you living in? the DAH2 maps were fine with their size. the only one I can agree was small/felt small was the moon.