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>How did Yea Forums become the worst board ever
It didn't
What does that even mean?

It got infested by weebs. They're the scum of the earth.

It means they no longer look like action cartoon characters. They resemble nu-Spongebob more than the Ninja Turtles.

>after porn got banned
They've been here much, much longer than that, Yea Forums has been Yea Forumsmblr for fucking years now.

Tumblr took over Yea Forums around the time Adventure Time and Regular Show got big
t.Someone that misses when Yea Forums had some fucking taste and didn't just talk about kids fucking all day

Bad example seeing how the ninja turtles don't have a consistent design, but which ninja turtles did you have in mind?

I don't mind this art style but I do mind what they did to the villain. That's just plain wrong, you might as well not do anything at all

Its ironic isn't it?
Battletoads goes to another dev it looks like shit.
Streets of Rage goes to another dev and if looks pretty fucking baller.
youtube.com/watch?v=hdsCVmrfrjI

Do these kinds of people (California scum mostly) just go around "fixing" the 90's mistakes? War Axolotls deserved to stay dead than this.

What's wrong with it? Genuinely asking.

more like
>weebs who hate anime but secretly loves the anime artstyle so they settle for second-rate western imitators because they are a joke like you

It looked like some weird 90s cartoon. I don't see a problem.

but every Calarts is a bad artstyle.

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I'm still a Boomer but I think the same thing, all Yea Forums acting like an elitist battletoads sommelier and the original game still was kinda shitty, dead and buried. They try to revive it with sorta low budget (cause I think it's a risky project making a game out of a Yea Forums 10 years old meme) but all I see is bitching and whining about a 2 minute video

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the tofu toads VS the chads of rage
For once Sega is doing something right here

well you're not wrong

Take that back

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The originals were just generic shitty WOW COOL CRAZY RADICAL artstyles of the time so it's pretty much the modern day equivalent.
No idea why you guys get surprised when you realize the shovelware franchise you liked back then was in fact shovelware all along.

Next time you tell me you're disappointed with TMNT even though the author himself gave up early on his "dude this is super serious and deep" style and sold out to kids with pizza jokes.

Preorder my game at Gamestop.

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based boomer

Especially when you think for years people in Sega and outside Sega have been trying to get the push needed to make a Streets of Rage 4 and every time it either failed, didn't get off the ground, or ended up another game entirely.
Battletoads just kind of got handed the opportunity with memes, speed runs, and Rare being desperate to be relevant.

First it was MLP. That was the first nail in the coffin.
Then, it was the MCU, opening the floodgates to faggots from tumblr and Yea Forums alike.
Finally, tumblr shot itself in the face and the refugees from tumblr completely destroyed it.
Right now it's some weird Yea Forumstumblr hybrid abomination.

Not even mentioning how it looks nothing like the character it’s supposed to be, it just generally looks like shit. Like even the original looked more fleshed out than this napkin doodle.

That's because SoR went to France. French animation is the shit.

Nigger have you never played battletoads

>a fucking dyed hair strip
did they thought she was Asian or something?

I didn't even like Battletoads as a kid but this is still annoying to see. If you're going to remake something but make it completely fucking different then don't bother remaking the fucking thing. Just make something else. I mean I get why. They're grabbing the name for sales then doing whatever the fuck they want. It's safer than a new IP but it's still a real fucking shitty, cowardly thing to do.

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That's where you're wrong!

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>if you criricize muh animu you're secretly a weeb
is the same shit as
>if you criticize muh homosexuality you're secretly a fag

>Dark Queen by Balak never ever

Aye. Can't disagree there. Most of my favorite cartoons growing up were made by french/Japanese collab studios.

It was one of the best looking game on the nes

in that case it pretty much is.

I suddenly don't want the battletoads to get into smash

every single fucking thing? are you 18?

>Yea Forums
>weebs
The amount of ignorance and hate backed up by racism any Japanese subject attracts pretty much disprove that point. Yea Forums is the best example of "open minded leftist that want to nuke all foreigners because his way is the best in his head" on the fucking internet.

After seeing a few screenshots I honest to god thought this was some free flash game from Newgrounds. They're actually advertising this shit at E3?

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it really hurts... those people are creative terrorist

he is right. modern cal arts is round facial features with noodle arms. those frogs have clearly defined arm biceps and forearms as well as sharp edges to their contour

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Between this and Commander Keen being raped on-stage, I can safely say this has been one of the worst E3's.

Phil Spencer got RARE on his hands and he make a FLASH GAME out of it. Just fire this guy already or just end xbox brand.

we will blow some steam on Steam my dear...

I literally dont see the problem with this

I just don't understand why leftists won't fully commit and convert to Islam already.

Americans ruin everything.

Rare is an UK company

Damn, BattleToads was literally the most alpha thing you could play
>Awesome rock music for the opening
>Your gf gets kidnapped by a demon
>The demon is working for a busty goth girl
>You punch pigs right in the face while transforming your arms and legs into crazy weapons
>You ride crazy vehicules in some weird guts
>The difficulty is absolutely legendary
>The pause music was a masterpiece by itself

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>Battletoads
>shovelware

Stop using that word when you don't even know what it means, retard.

b a s e d

First there was the /mlp/-fiasco.
Then in 2012 every single action cartoon died except for Korra which was shit anyway, leaving nothing but adventure time and steven universe and other gay CalArts shit for years and years to occupy the cartoons side of things.

Meanwhile DC was looking to find its feet with blunder after blunder(and eventually made somewhat of a recovery, I guess) while at the same time Marvel started its long and arduous descent into SJW hell.

Meanwhile the few good indie comics were ignored as they always were. Meanwhile capeshit movies and tv shows kept being allowed on the board, inviting a shitton of people to the board who didn't even watch cartoons or read comics.
Oh and at some point during all of this, hiroshimoot raised the posting timer for images on Yea Forums from half a minute to a minute, something moot had expressely not done, because Yea Forums thrived on comics getting posted page-by-page. And on top of that captcha became insufferable.

It's been a long and tragic road.

i like how they were hyping this shit up last year and then when they finally revealed it, it was just kinda shown randomly.

>DC was looking to find its feet with blunder after blunder(and eventually made somewhat of a recovery, I guess
Being a DC fan is suffering. Rebirth got me back in but then it ended they kicked Johns and hired Bendis. Been one big blunder since.

not every zealot drinks koolaid either. Allocate more points into metaphorical comprehension next time

Battle toads was a shit game and a worse meme.

I mean, the TMNT comics never stopped being serious with exception of certain cartoon adaptations, and the 2003 series had Shredder get fucking decapitated.

Another Rare franchise raped by Microsoft. Do you guys really want another Perfect Dark/Conker/Banjo after this bullshit reveal?

really fucking infantile and cringy.
fucking hilarious modern amerimutts can only make garbage like this.

HOW DID THEY FUCK IT UP SO BADLY !?!?!?!!!!111

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it was a different time

it's exactly what battletoads was, though. It was a quick cashgrab to cash in the turtles explosive success That's it

Because of zoomers like this that believe it needs to be overhauled into a completely different thing for the new generation™.

The only thing they got right was opening the trailer with pause music and the bike segment actually looks decent

But goddamn the whole art style is shit and the animation on attacks doesnt feel like hard hittin battletoads

Maybe it's for the best that Banjo and Kazooie are getting into Smash instead of a new game

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The hilarious ironing is it was the "silly" Cartoon that created Turtle Mania in the first place.

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the meme was good and should come back to cut the voice of newfags like you who don't have the spine to survive people ignoring your constant yapping and demands.

Shovelware is shareware that is bundled into other freeware games for a potential cash grab. Games like Doom are considered shovelware since id did that all of the time back in the day. The modern day equivalent are steam bundle packs. You're a fucking retard and should stop posting. Shovelware =/= thing you don't like.

>Banjo and Kazooie are getting into Smash
Should we tell him?

>bundled into other freeware games

Or just games in general that you paid for. I should have elaborated further but I'm a bit drunk.

>Vergeben's E3 leak is 100% accurate so far
>Shinobi hasn't backed down
>Megaman's revival started with Smash and Castlevania collections didn't start releasing until the Belmonts were in Smash, killing the whole "But they weren't at the Xbox conference" argument.
Or did Vergeben just guess that Keanu Reeves was in Cyberpunk?

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My yapping is the same as you but for a different reason.
I don't want a new battletoats, because it's shit.
You don't want a new battletoads because they'll ruin it.

what's the deal with all those revivals of old dead series in those years, and always are or looks like parodies or get rid of the elements the people liked in the original, like teen titans go or thundercat. Now this and commander keen.

>I don't want a new battletoats, because it's shit.

K. Then why are you in this thread? I don't shit up threads about Final Fantasy or some other bullshit because it's gay and I don't like it. I guess you're just here to be an epic troll or something.

This. I only played non cartoony games on the NES!!

I like it better than the realistic look they've been doing

On what fucking planet does it look remotely like NuPPG? If anything it looks like Rise of the TMNT, and if it's even remotely like that show it could be pretty cool.

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That's the point of this thread.
Read the OP.
>RIP in peace
i.e DOA.
I'm saying the fact is DOA is a good thing, because I never wanted it anyway.
If you can't comprehend the written language, why are you here?