Why has Todd forsaken us?

>We have this IP from when we bought id that we don't know what to do with, what do we do with it?
>Just make it a F2P mobile game out of it, easy money.

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>tease "new games in development" in opening statement
>todd casually namedrops TESVI
>we get absolutely nothing, not even a glimpse of a teaser

disgraceful presentation, bethesda looks more and more like a studio about to go bust with their F2P crapware and mobile shit

also stop pushing Doom, literally 50% of their presentation was Doom shilling, they're sitting on hundreds of millions of dollars in IP potential and they show fucking comm keen and mobile gayms

hope obsidian picks up the fallout IP after the big B takes a big shit

starfield wasn't even fucking there, either, dude. and that game has to be done before they start ANY development on TES6. that's right.

the game people actually want; and have wanted for eight fucking years, isn't even in development yet, because they had to put a fucking battle royale on a dead mmo.

anyone else rip their dick off?

i thought we could all come together with hatred for Todd

They're digging their graves with fucking excavators at this point. This Commander Keen reveal is an embarrassment.

>"our community is what makes our games; we decided to listen to what you all said and give you what you want"
>gives the exact opposite

you know people only watched for the small glimmer of TES6 info

he couldn't even formulate a proper apology

>"and i'm surprised some of you are here tonight"
>audience "OWWWCH!! TODD U SO HUMBLE"
>hahaha good jokes people, now back to selling you broken shit and sweet little lies

how are people not booing his ass off the stage after F76? are the NPCs this braindead?

I'm not a marketing genius, but can anyone tell me what the benefit is of digging up an old IP just to rape it to death?

Where's the benefit? Literally the only people who even know what Commander Keen is are going to be mad as fuck, and those who don't know what Commander Keen is won't give the slightest fuck.

Why not just make a new IP?

All they get out of using Commander Keen is a few vague character and enemy designs and a title that will anger more than entice.

because if you boo, you get removed. If you're "lucky" enough to get a seat, you have to cheer. You're not allowed to have an opinion that isn't full on onions

>audience
You mean paid shills. Like really paid ones, not even memeing here.

i'm pretty sure front row was shills, and the rest were there for the afterparty(?) with free liquor. idk if they had to sign some shit when they went in or if they're all "game journos"

can anyone clarify?

heard front two rows were bethesda employees

I understand the value of brand recognition but did anyone actually like Commander Keen? PC platformers in the early 90s were all fucking terrible.

Mobile games are cancer, but God damn do I want to fuck Billie.

No please, not Commander Keen... please...

If New Keen was still a side scrolling action platformer; admittedly a hard sale in today's market but a light hearted game for children could be successful if it's good. Instead we have this slow paced game that looks like in controls like shit and has game play that appears to be similar to Mario Bros. arcade only worse. And you can spend lots and lots of your parents money on bullshit to play the shitty game faster.

Just, wow.

I want to see a 15 second animatic of one or the other dancing to Billie Jean and never again hear of this.

i liked the part where todd said he invented first-person shooters and multiplayer and stuff.

humble todd likes video games.

>but did anyone actually like Commander Keen?
Shit yeah I did.

gotta get on that promotion path, employee with the highest decibels gets to rimjob todd for a chance at getting fucked on their way out

>If New Keen was still a side scrolling action platformer; admittedly a hard sale in today's market

Really not a hard sell at all.

anyone else excited for Skyrim 10th Year Anniversary Edition?

You don't really need to clarify. Even Sony or Microsoft have people on the crowd cheering big or not even cheering depending on the reveals. This one from start to finish on everything paid shills were screaming. At least make it somewhat believable, stupid Todd.

Loved it.

You have to see it from the perspective of a clueless marketer.

Oh that was so much a crock of bullshit. How could they say that shit with a straight face. Just because you bought ID doesn't mean you had any thing to do with their prior success or innovation.

but he did invent game and multiplayer and FPS, look something like Fallout(R) 76 has bever been attempted before and it is a marvel of modern engineering where they have their BEST GAME ENGINE EXPERTISE GUYS working around the clock, and it also invented RPGs, FPSs, MMOs, the concept of guns that shoot bullets, and the fucking tcp/ip stack

>we invented FPS
>what we really mean is, we bought the companies that made wolfenstein and now claim the credit
>yeah the early FPS games in the 70's before wolfenstein don't matter

I did. I certainly didn't buy the games, but I played and enjoyed it them. First three were wonky but I would defend the series from Goodbye Galaxy on.

Sad fucking thing is even if the IP could've been ripped apart to the premise: Genius kid fighting Aliens. I could be made out to be a completely different and much more unique game series just out of a random assortment of word association.

Keen games are good platformers for people who likes platformers, not just muh mario.

I also liked it when he called Elder Scrolls groundbreaking.

Meme is pvp can make these types of games amazing. eq rust and anarchy MC. and make genuine kindness worth lot more

Because the people there are at the conference for work. They don't boo because its unprofessional and they'd get kicked out and their company would possibly get blacklisted by Bethesda. You just don't say anything. The ones actually cheering for shit are plants that every company uses and everyone else wisely acknowledges it. The only difference is that the Beth conference is so shit its insanely obvious how many plants they had in the audience

For you

In Todd's defense, his Terminator game was innovative as hell. But that came after Wolfinstein and Doom.

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Guys making Fallout on space takes time. You cant hurry art

TE6 will PROBABLY not release for four more years. Skyrim will be twelve (12) years old

COMMANDER KEEN WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

todd was captain of the chess club. he invented guns.

you're talking reason in a lynchmob. don't ever defend todd again, because next year we're going to see an announcement for "Skyrim 10th Anniversary Edition".

Not really

FUCK YOU. SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP.

>10th year anniversary

Oh god that's going to be glorious, Xbox already opened the gates for re-re-mastering shit with AoEII HD: HD

>*bing bing* *wahooo*

I guess I should watch the Bethesda conference when I get home. Sounds like it was a shit show.

>LEAVED

TOOOODDDD STOP RUINING THINGS FROM MY CHILDHOOD RETROACTIVELY

YOU ALWAYS DO THIS

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remember when bethesda created world's first fps game and open world rpg?
what a revolutionary company

Literally everyone noticed, even the presenters were getting annoyed having to try and talk over them

Too bad there's already porn of the siblings

Not a Nintendo fan, but yes they really know how to make platform games

Columbine would have never happened if it weren't for Bethesda

remember when peter molyneux was the biggest liar in the industry?

Is there porn of that loli yet?

how dare you question todd's grammar. he invented spelling.

they apologized first, then proceeded to drug and rape everyone who has ever loved them. there were some good titles (doom, japanese game, french game (deathloop)), but nothing good came of the american studios.

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>too bad

At least Molyneux was equal parts visionary and charlatan.

I'm sure they'll buy the IP to Ultima soon enough and actually claim all of this over again with the slightly earlier game classified as the "first FPS" and the one ES is a derivative of.

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corrected

todd, lead singer of Foster the People, invented school shootings (confirmed)

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>Blatzkowitch being an ancestor to Keen and Doomguy is still in the lore

You did some good Todd

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Nah, he was 100% charlatan after leaving Bullfrog

B A S E D
todd the manlet will never recover

imgur.com/a/nX3dn4W

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>Fallout on space
The best part is The Outer Worlds will be out first so anything Starfield does will immediately be compared to it

If Bethesda wrestled Ultima from EA's iron grip I wouldn't even be mad. But they would just make Fallout 4 with swords.

But imagine the butthurt of Garriot as Lord British is finally dead and all his other clones are gone.

Target 30-something boomers who suffer from nostalgia to build up hype but use the new CalArts style to target children, who are the actual market and the ones who are gonna steal mommy's credit card to buy Keen Points or whatever the fake currency this piece of shit uses since 30-something boomers who actually played Commander Keen at release know how to root/jailbreak their phones and bypass that shit.

black & white exists

I don't think it can get much worse than Ultima 4ever. But I think if it can I'll be entertained by that very fact

Commander Keen was a milestone for PC gaming. It was really the first side scrolling action game that could compete with console games in that genre.

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>it begins

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>you know people only watched for the small glimmer of TES6 info
After Todd "Duct Tape" Howard said the other day they weren't giving any new info on TES6 or whatever that other game is I watched cause I knew it was going to be as bad as it was and needed a good laugh
>As an LGBT
best line

Why couldn’t they just keep the original design aesthetic...

>literally all they had to do was give just a little mini teaser for anything ES6 related at all and the people would be happy
>literally nothing
Wow Todd you have such great sense for your community!

It's pretty much like when people from allied countries born after WWII say "we beat the nazis".

>diversity
>lgbtqhiv inclusivity
>mobile games
>fallout 76 npcs
>Wahmen protaginists in new (((wolfenstein)))
>borderlands ripoff
>Kang Assassins: the showdown
>no TES 6 info
>paid shills screaming all conference
Todd deserves a shallow grave at this point

And here I though that since I grew up with PC, the games I played during my childhood are so obscure they won't be molested for brand recognition. What's next? Jill of the Jungle linear Uncharted ripoff where Jill is a lesbian fighting evil oppressive patriarchal corporation that's trying to destroy the forests, you buy microtransactions, and there's multiplayer battle royal mode?

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youtu.be/tsD4im7K3wg

did you hear the cheering after our mutual favorite line?

i'm tired and i just want them to care, but they won't care and keep beating me and the kids. i think we have to send one of us into Bethesda to shit all over Todd's office (at the very least).

There's also a random game from Shinji Mikami, who's trying to make a new RE again.

Please don't give them ideas. Jill is still unmolested.

>Jill of the Jungle linear Uncharted ripoff where Jill is a lesbian fighting evil oppressive patriarchal corporation that's trying to destroy the forests, you buy microtransactions, and there's multiplayer battle royal mode?
That's a great idea, thanks.

TODD, NO

You're right. I didnt't include it since it was the only bit that looked decent

All he has to do is reveal another skyrim port though and people act like nothing happened.

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>lesbian
No, I was pretty sure since 1993 that Jill was George of the Jungle's wife

Fuck off, Todd
Don't worry, it is owned by Epic. They are too busy selling kids fortnite skins to even finish nuUT which I liked, let alone make anything new.

Its e3. None of these assholes are fans, they're journalists there to make sure their sites get the video stream. All they know to do is stand, clap, cheer, and sit back down until prompted again.

how can we make ourselves known to the big man, then? do we have to shit on his car or something?

> "I'M SO GLAD OUR COMMUNITY IS SO NICE! THEY LEAVED FOOD AND WATER FOR NEW PLAYER! NO MEAN! BEST COMMUNITY!" -todd
That was the thing that bothered me the most. They resent the few people that bought their shitty game. They really don't deserve any success.

>incest
>on a game that no have the right to exist.

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>Put everyone of our men up front. We don't want to be Blizzconned

god i fucking love padoga

That was quick.

Promo artist had a headstart.

Yeah being a Fallout fan must feel pretty bad.
If you bought the game and kept playing it because you are a diehard fan, you are now basically at fault for giving them further excuses.

Zenimax not bethesda. At least try to be mad about the right things

Proves my point

What do you want them to do? Release an half finished starfield? Rush a TESVI production so we have yet again a shitty game from them?
They should not have been here except to apologize on F76.
This whole conference was just for the ego of a few people at Bethesda marketing. Those same people that are ruining the work of devs.

I wanted them to show SOMETHING from starfield. They have to have done some work in two years.

what's funny to me is I lose interest in a mobile game the second I see the UI

it tells you how bad it's going to be with how generic it looks

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> it's been 8 years since skyrim
Let's get real here. They aren't going to release a new TES anytime soon. Why work hard on a full game when you can push a content update to your existing product?
It worked for Valve and Rockstar Games.

>how can we make ourselves known to the big man, then?

Opportunities are few and far between and those with the courage to seize them are even fewer.

You can also bet your ass fucking NO ONE is going to risk unscripted, unprompted live shows ever again.

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>Yea Forums hates everything again
Wow so unique you guys

The porn is the only good thing to come from this conference

What did you enjoy about the new Commander Keen reveal user?

>a side scrolling action platformer; admittedly a hard sale in today's market
20XX sold really well.
Mega Man 11 and Legacy Collections also did well on PC

more like commander cunny

>10 years ago this could have been a cute little commander keen sequel made as a self contained game rather than some stupid f2p mobile piece of shit
I absolutely DESPISE the entire f2p business model and mobile gaming for what they've done to the games industry.
I just want to go back to a time when I could just pay money once for a game and that was it, I now own the game.

Cunny

The entire bethesda conference was embarassing and the audience plants were just awkwardly obvious.

clips.twitch.tv/ModernFastYakinikuMikeHogu

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>western cunny
mcyikes from me

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Is this even going to make any sort of money? It's not a gacha game where whales gamble for jpegs of girls, it's fucking Commander Keen.

Yes, who could possibly hate this masterpiece?
youtube.com/watch?v=14ZD9_tLwgA

>playing seppo games
Nah

but to children? we all know this is just ZeniMax looking to scam money out of children who's parents have their pay information stored on their phones.

God that gameplay looks like total ass

WOOOOOOOOOO

Looking forward to the porn

Really shows how clueless they are.
And you just KNOW that they're gonna do the worst job they can and then be like "well, we've tried EVERYTHING we can. it just seems that nobody wants a commander keen. oh well!" *vault slams*

Is that fucking wojak with the green dog? Lmaooo

>Reviving an IP with a good following only to scam children out of their parents' money
Gradually I began to hate them...

It's an ending screen from Commander Keen 3 redrawn in the new style.

By the way, the art style reminds me of Johnny Test. Makes it all more nauseating.

>Commander Keen had sex

Johnny Test is better than anything you dumb Euros shat out I'm glad I'm Canadian
And we're gonna kick your ass in the NBA finals today losers

Yeah, it's canon. And original Doomguy is his great-grandson or something.

At least Tom is getting some recognition

imagine what Shadman would do

>design a boy
>call him Billy
>design a girl
>call her Billy
Hmm...

fuck you bethesda!

WHEN WILL YOU GAME DEVELOPERS LEARN THAT TELEPHONES AND ELECTRONIC TABLETS WAS NOT MEANT FOR VIDEOGAMES!?

If this was a PC game, I might forgive but it's primary audience are mobile phone users. Those animation are fucking wasted to make a mobile phone game. Why even do this!?

>Doomguy is the grandson of one these or maybe both
That's an even bigger reveal.

Thats it user. Im going back to my office

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Actually it's not really something they pulled out of their ass just for this game, she's been around since the originals. It's just that she was only mentioned in the manual a couple of times and never was in a proper game.

No, he's not. Doomguy is the descendant of BJ and Keen is the descendant of Doomguy.

>Keen is the descendant of Doomguy.
Lol no, other way around. John Romero and Tom Hall mentioned this on twitter.

So the world being run by Nazis for 40+ years is canon in Commander Keen?

>Elder Scrolls Anthology was released in 2013 as a complete pack of TES
>TESO was released in 2014
>Skyrim was 8 years ago
>An abomination like Blades actually got made
None of these are coincidental, TES is dead and this is the writing on the wall.

My Grandparents where named Billy and Billie. My Grandma went by Bell. Just a weird coincidence but Billie was a girls name back in the 30's

So it's a girl? The name is just Billy? It's not male Billy's transgender alter-ego twin brother?

Would explain why Mortimer always wants to destroy all inferior beings.

The day of the rope is approaching, I can feel it.

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The visuals are actually great, but the game itself looked beyond awful. What a waste.

I didn't notice they were spelled differently. I had to rewatch the trailer. Okay then. As long it's not a boy that looks like a girl.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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The disturbing part is that the Billy kid is actually Doomguy.

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There are a few generations between Keen and Doomguy.

Why did they even bothered to show up? They do would do better by pulling a sony and hide in their caves for a year until they can show something for the new Elder Scrolls or Starfield.
This was such an embarrassment.

I remember talking about Billy's older brother, the one he took his Packers helmet from, but nothing about a sister. Certainly nothing about a twin which this wall-of-reference really seems to be pushing.

>Billy Blaze (legal name: William Joseph Blazkowicz II) is the grandson of Wolfenstein 3D's William Joseph "BJ" Blazkowicz according to The Official Hint Manual for Wolfenstein 3-D. The Doomguy is also implied to be a descendant of BJ in Wolfenstein RPG[1]. It was later confirmed[2] by John Romero and Tom Hall that Doomguy was the son of Commander Keen and thus the great-grandson of BJ Blazkowicz.

I'm not exaggerating when I say that I was close to turning off the presentation when they cheered for Todd's damage control. The real NPC's were in the crowd, I guess.

CliffyB returns from his retirement to reimagine the Jazz Jackrabbit franchise. This time Jazz the green hare will be accompanied by his nonbinary genderqueer lover and friend Tranzz. Join their adventure across multiple worlds with gender neutral bathrooms

Like, 1/3 of the presentation was about mobile or something. That's profoundly worrying.

Who the FUCKING HELL asked for Fallout 76 battle royale?

Mobile is where the money is.

Investors.

Last years audience.
I was actually expecting Fallout 76 for mobile so could be worse.

I loved the BR announcement because it further confirms Warioware and Metroid

also they said something about the next elder scrolls being available on any platform and playable anywhere, which suggests massive downgrades so it works on switch from the start and general shit quality.

>no fps with an adult commander keen rip n tearing aliens

As usual it's $$$
>Old but recognizable brand means fanbase (potential customers) already exists
>Less effort to come up with original content

>any platform anywhere is just codename for their new Orion technology for streaming. Starfield and TES6 was confirmed to be next gen game, I doubt it will be held back by the switch. Probably stream-only.

Or I could be wrong and we get picture related version of the next Bethesda game.

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WOOOOOO! YEAH!

Isn't bethesda private?

>Ctrl F "Todd"
>27 results
Just like ESO, Todd has no input on this either.

>gets a brown wife
>ginger genes win out with the kids

An unexpected twist

Yes, that just means when they sold their stock to investors it wasn't going onto an exchange. Pretty sure they have three major media groups that are haranguing them to get their dividends.

Timmy Turner sure got buffed.

Please, Jimmy Neutron had this in the bag.

>mutt wife
Of course.

So which one of BJ’s daughters had Keen, then?

Todd is a piece of shit that clearly doesnt like videogames and its only around for the attention.

Not gonna lie, I miss him

i still have hope that Keen comes back properly or at least has that Quake Champions role the datamining told us about

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>not BMWW
>not a gay couple
>loving straight nuclear family
>wojack
yikes!™ todd, just yikes!™

Bethesda died long ago and I'm fucking sick of another year of shitty libtard leftist virtue signalling / propaganda """"conference"""" with little substance and this disgusting west cuck landwhale works at bethesda

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>as an LMNOP

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The Commander Keen thing is a real shame. The visuals are unironically great, but everything is else is just beyond awful. Like it barely even qualifies as a game. We had poorly made flash games by ten year olds that played better than what this looks like it'll play like.
What a waste of potential.

Ever look at a person and immediately understand that they are a vacant shell with no personality?

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When do we get to play as Doomguy's sister

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prove it

A french reporter said that most of the people in stage were drunk. It makes sense since there was the usual moron who screamed at everything

What is the photo in the far left referencing?

The new Wolfenstein.

I think the girl is cute

So Nazis won in Commander Keen universe?

Imagine coming to E3 just to waste 30 mins on mobile games. The crowd was definitely paid.