Why is Square still not showing us her?

Why is Square still not showing us her?

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Because she's getting a trailer focused on her.

Tifa is now an obese black trans woman.

They're too scared to release a big fucking tittied Tifa because faggot journalists so they're trying to find the perfect titty balance

Are they going to cover her up like the Dark Queen in Battletoads?

They’re going to show her today

You will see her tomorrow at E3.

Why are people thinking this?

Because she's the last thing they can show to get a big reaction out of people.

Because Square has an E3 presentation scheduled for today and they said they’re going to show more of the remake

her tits need to be sugoi dekai or we riot.

They need to have adequate jiggle physics too. And her nipples need to get hard in cold areas.

She's getting redesigned to comply with snoy's new censorship rules

She got replaced by another character with the same name. They called it "modernizing" for a new audience

>thinking anyone other than Yea Forums autists even realised she hasn't been shown yet

I'm a little sad I will miss the shitposting because I'll be at work during the conference.

Maybe she isn't. Maybe when we first see remake Tifa, she'll have tits the size of watermelons and notable nipple mounds protruding through her top.

If her tits aren't at least double G I will not buy the game

Remember to fap to her before the presentation starts.

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They literally need to be the size of toyota corollas. They need to be so big that Tifa has to carry them around in a specially designed wheelbarrow.

some titty sweat stains would be nice too if you go too long without resting at an inn

>if she's too sexy, SJWs will bitch
>if she's not sexy enough, fans will bitch

They should also add in realistic menstruation mechanics. Like Tifa should have a preset time of months where she's on her period and if you don't rest at an inn for long enough, she won't find time to get tampons and will bleed all over the place. That would be fucking incredible.

Only one of those will actually buy the game though, the other will just go find something else to bitch about.

why can't i leave this website

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doesn't that vending machine at that one inn say something about tampons. you should have to backtrack all the way there everytime

it's been 13 years for me

VG forums are too PC.
Reddit is full of (the same) faggots but with a shitty web layout.

The ability to post without a public identifier is freeing.

Who cares, Tifa is overrated as shit. Her billions of fanart isn't going anywhere no matter how she looks.