Gear is war more like QUEERS OF WAR LMAO!

>can't do facial animations well
>make a whole trailer showing how bad you're at it

Genius.

What were they trying to achieve by showing a 90 second trailer of a girl being constipated?

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Add Dork Queen

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who the fuck wants to play this garbage?

More like... Gears of Whore

>people don't like it because they lack the cranial capacity to properly intake the deep themes and overarching narrative that the devs have laid out

intake more dicks deep into your ass, faggot

Congratulations on proving his point correct you mongoloid.

It was really cringe.

Gears was never about that

you are talking about a game where you curbstomp people to death and yell BOOYAAAH. Nobody once picked up gears for some stupid 2Deep4U character driven story.

It was just about violence and testosterone

I thought it was mass effect andromeda again, it looked so bad

>deep themes
Fucking lmao.
It's THE brown cover shooter.

All those words just to say "I've never played Gears before".

based microshill

Gears has always had ARTSY trailers.

If Yea Forums wasn't filled with underage retards, people might remember them and realize that this is pretty par for the course.

GoW3 was really emotional, like a manly telenovela.

congratulations on proving my point, faggot

I agree. Whoever claims that Gears is deep never played it.

for the first time, Gears of War had a horrible fucking trailer.

There's art and then there's causing mental paint/distress with how cringey something is. It was almost as bad as watching an episode of Hello Ladies.

Gears always had hidden themes and references to where it was going, only the writers didn't seem to understand their own story and it went in a completely different direction in the end, now the Coalition have even less of an understanding and it looks like they are trying to make Gears something it never should have been, completely dead on serious, a series that coined the term "chainsodomy"

>us post colonial architecture
>aliens attacking from within
>humans with advanced technology on a planet with a distinct non default name like terra or earth

>literally a woman having a mental breakdown because she can't handle war

the stages of anal sex

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naah
aside from Dom who wouldnt stop bitching about MUH MARIA It was that emotion jerky

or do you mean like when every half hour a random dude would die in the story? like the literal who Hawaiin guy that got tortured? or like Lt. Kim? cuz I didnt really give a shit about those characters. They were introduced just for the sake of getting killed off next week. Everyone knows the only real characters that mattered were Marcus,Baird,Cole-train and Dom.

they were always more atmospherically somber snippets of events than whatever the actual fuck this was

>cinematic trailer is OMG SHE'S TEARED APART BY HER EMOTIONS SO DEEP
>Escape Mode trailer is YEAH SMACK SOME ALIEN BITCHES WHILE LISTENING TO SOME DOPE RAP YEAH BOY SO EPIC

Can't they make up their minds what's the tone of their game is?

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>artsy
The earlier trailers were just bleak, they were completely in step with the series setting, you're supposed to be the last resistance against an enemy that has already won the war.

>ARTSY
artsy=/=violent grimdark

>tfw you dilate

this was the fucking worst.
Microshits delivered some actually cool things but this was not one of them.
their presentation was a 5/10.

shut up dumb bitch
gears was about brotherhood and marcus fenix with his bro dom
once they killed him off is when the games dropped into the shitter
women slowly creeped in and now it's about mental illness instead of the fucking alien swarm
fuck your opinion and mentally ill women who have to make alien murdering games about their period problem

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The setting would be completely different though since humans won the war on an asspull in 3.

Thank god the series ended with Gears of War 1.