Who was cuter?

Rings are removable user

married to a white guy yeah

Keanu would be if he wasn't just paid to say all of that and actually gave a shit about the game. I love the guy but he was just shilling.

Was Keanu drunk?
He was staggering around and slurring his lines.

Very.
Also, with Keanu and and Asian woman as the parents the kid would never, ever seem to age.

Soul vs Soulless
Genuine reaction versus actor faking it, the guy was probably a plant anyway

>telling other people to stop falling for marketing BS
>saying CP2077 looks promising

Keanu was very good looking in his 20s and 30s (still holding up pretty well these days), but Nakamura is just a fairly pleasant looking middle-aged woman. There's plenty of them around.

Keanu is just akward when he doesn't have a script. Social anxiety, our guy

Based.

>choker

What a throatfucking slut

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None of those two you showed.

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the real one

eat the mayo, she will payo

Who the fuck is the gook? Keanu is my vampire husbando.

Let's play a different game. Who do you think would win a drinking contest?

so real question how much money did mr actor recieve for all this marketing

and that's a good thing

she was

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I meant attractive more as in cute and charismatic rather than perfect bone structure and fat distribution.

Promotional appearances are factored into their paycheque when they get the job.

lmao SHIT Stranding is LITERALLY irrelevant now

I ship em

>you can see the ass cheecks from her thigh gap

I hope Shad is thinking what I'm thinking Shad is thinking.

asian

but he did have a script. everyone in the conference did.

You already have people saying they'll kneecap him if he does.

Still the queen after 3 years baybee

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Haha just like Rick and Morty.

No he's a very successful celebrity who has sex everyday, he's not "just like you".

You guys have a goddamn problem. Shes fucking ugly. Literally go outside.

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Good one

Nobody cares about walking simulator #312689364212123

Seethe harder, phoneposting roastie

Get a load of this fuckwad
I bet you think Victoria's secret models are hot such normie taste

You know that won't stop him.

toast status activated

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Autism is a horrible disease where you don't know what jokes are. I hope you learn to overcome it

she's japanese and makes vidya, of course Yea Forums is going to prop her up as some 10/10 goddess. they did the same for DBZF woman, who is also a 6/10 at best.

just give it a week or two and they'll move on to something else. also, this is mainly reddit invading with their shit taste as usual.

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Was it that tokyo game even about?

Girl, it’s never a good look to bash in some innocent person’s looks.

Sh'es not ugly, she's just above average.

The aliens from that tom cruise movie

Like oh my god she doesn't even have bleached hair or yoga pants, like ugh.

That’s a photoshopped child, don’t drag random minors into your sad vanity crusade.

both equally based

Tokyo urban exploration with cool magic. It may or may not also be the rapture.

just die already, weeb nigger. yukiko will never love your pathetic ass.

>YIKES:The thread

>cheap random hag who can't even speak proper american
>a true chad
Yeah that's a difficult pick

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Marital vows mean nothing to a modern women.

>he thinks generic japanese action game #538907509817 looks any better

I’m not sexually into her mate. She’s conventionally attractive and her positive personality amongst the corporate drones was refreshing.

Why do you have such hostility towards someone you know nothing about?

it's not even about her being pretty or not. it's that she acts CUTE. men love that shit. meanwhile western women want to be like men.

That woman is most likely a lesbian

>choker wearing roastie
>cute
A filthy cumdumpster if i've ever seen one.

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>she acts CUTE
So do all those teen whores in tiktok.
Are you also going to defend those retards?

sweet jesus, dat booty

How can you be an actor and have social anxiety? That’s like being a doctor and not standing the sight of blood.

go back to r/aznidentity incel

women are dogs, so they should dress like them

how old are you, user

She looks like a dyke, or a straight girl trying to look like a dyke, which is even worse.

Top for me because it's the first project she's in charge of and it's one that she's clearly passionate about. It's a chance for her to prove herself as a creative director, not just as a concept artist.

Actual men love honesty, people who show how they really are.
Neither edgy daddy issues sluts, nor these women who act like cartoon characters, both are fake personas of people who try to hide something.

tie between keanu and this user

He's used to acting in front of 10-20 people. He doesn't often do live shit in front of potentially millions of people while also standing in front of a huge audience and talking about a subject he admitted he's new to.

Proposterous, men simply cannot like women for non-sexual characteristics it's a fact trust me

People like them because they’re cute and nice and not afraid to be dorky (but in a non pretentious, optimistic, and loving way). Love others, user. Stay chill

Roasty Status: TOASTY

Absolute reddit

People who are "dorky" deserve to be abused.

WHITEU PIG! GO HOME!

Why are comedians more likely to be chronically depressed? People try to overcome their slights or wish to bring happiness to others all the time.

Also, Keanu walks on a set and does some stunts with a group of familiar coworkers. That’s way different than going up on stage in front of hundreds of strangers. Heck, even people who speak for a living still get nervous.

this guy

It's not anxiety at all, the audience just interrupted him too many times. I'm a teacher and have 0 anxiety but I also slur my words when I'm trying to say something and someone interrupts me 5 times because you lose you thread of thought and lose focus.

What's wrong with saying "whore" or "sluts"?
Why do millennials have that need to sound like a 5 year old at all times?

That’s a rather immature belief.

Because millennials are 5 year olds who think this is a world of happiness and rainbows and being negative is a crime.
They are a pathetic generation of sheltered, autistic manchildren and womanchildren.

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That is, without a doubt, the most unfuckable generation to ever exist.

ehem...

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He acts like he doesn't have social anxiety when he's acting

This, men are perfectly able of appreciating a girl’s character and mind if she’s ugly and they don’t want to use her pussy.

The social anxiety actors tend to have is the kind that people feel when they are in front of a large crowd or a lot of people, it's not the kind that makes you stutter with literally everyone.
Another one who has this for example, is Chris Evans, the guy who played Captain America.
In fact, he once had to leave a promotional event for the first Avengers movie because he started hyperventilating.

Not the old hag roastie

And some women too.
Fools, all of them, everyone knows physique is the main attraction.

>Because millennials are 5 year olds
Millennials are 25-40 year olds though

>teacher
>on /v
How many students have you seduced?

Millennials is now a colloquialism for "young people", but you knew this already.

No way would anyone in that pic call a woman a roastie. They would decry it as slut-shaming or some shit even if said person was a serial cheater.

The generation is split into many different categories: angry edgelords, weak willed losers, normal people, rapists disguised as “feminists”, vapid whores, shallow chads, future cat ladies, pseudo intellectuals, kind neighbors, etc.

I mean mentally.
You can see it everywhere, their autismal approach to politics which is at the level of console wars here in Yea Forums, their obsession with videogames and dumb superhero movies for kids, the way they dye their hair as if they were 13 year old emos.
It's embarassing.

Are those real?

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Can I be a kind neighbor rapist tranny?

>That’s like being a doctor and not standing the sight of blood.
You do know that's a legitimate reason why medical doctors don't go into surgery, right?

I guess

>weak willed losers
Yo.

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Keanu's Asian tho

FUCK MIKAMI'S WIFE
FUCK JOHN JOHANAS
AND FUCK BETHESDA SOFTWORKS

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hyuk HOMO demon hyuk hyuk

1/8th

Keanu Reeves.

Full homo.

has that stopped women before?

The one on top is a Jap, there's plenty of those. Plus, she wears a choker, absolutely disgusting degenerate.
There's far better women than her.

Keanu is a bro, though.

Keanu doesn't stand a chance

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This user.

So an octaroon asian or an octasian?

Dude’s a mix of a bunch of things, check out his Wikipedia page

This is exactly why no one likes you.

>not using Kuroba
:laughing:

based

Am I supposed to think this stupidity is "cute" because some choker wearing roastie did it?

I predict these posters are below the age of 18

So the jews are actually the good guys trying to get everyone to racemix so we can all look like Keanu?

>being a Kuroba emojifag
>not using Clover like a civilised gentleman

it's cute if anyone does it

Why, because I don't like "LOL SO RANDUMB XD" retards?

Yes.

>racemixing
>good
Ask me how I know you are an amerimutt.

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Because you're a bitter faggot

He's not Asian bro, he's Canadian. You can't be both at the same time.

No, because your brain works in binaries, like an autistic person's.

more like
#BAE3

No it isn't.

Sorry, but it's about time we stop giving filthy women a pussy pass for everything they do.
It's people like who make the world worse and give women everything just because they have a vagina.
A used up one, in 99% of the cases.

Ask me how I know you behead infidels and rape white underage girls lol

you're breathtaking

For every Keanu there are 1000 Elliot Rodgers.

wtf I love le ebin fake "cuteness" now

No, it's not working in binaries, I don't think any person acts fake is worth anything, not a single one.

And how exactly are you gonna stop a boner from happening?

There's no such thing as a pussy pass, it's in your head. Try just be nice to people and see where it gets you.

>some dev gets nervous and enthusiastic and does some fucking anime gestures on stage
>IT'S TIME FOR GAMERS TO RISE UP WE'VE BEEN IN THE DARKNESS TOO LONG THESE ROASTIES MUST PAY WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THE BLOOD OF AMPUTATED CLITORISES WILL FLOW THROUGH THE STREETS

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Why do you get boners at women acting like retards?

>There's no such thing as a pussy pass
Yes there is.
If a man did that everyone would be laughing and mocking him, as they should.
But because it's a roastie everyone white knights her and thinks it's "LE CUTE".

No, she's a fake who tried acting cute because women are all attention whores.
Seems like being in the eyes of the entire industry for a few minutes wasn't enough for the slut.

>There's no such thing as a pussy pass
tits or gtfo

Click this in clover:

My boy was cuter but I'm happier for my girl.

I hope she doesn't fuck it up.

See, you think people are either acting fake or real. Binary, like a retard.

Grrr my mommy made me wear a pee pee prison when I was a kid now all wamyn are bad and mean grrr

>be average woman
>go on twitch
>stream games for like 30 minutes
>get $2000 from beta orbiters

Kek has floens not fixed that yet?

>If a man did that everyone would be laughing and mocking him
No they wouldn't. If her's and Keanu's presentations were swapped everyone would still enjoy it.
>as they should
this garbage kind of misanthropy is why you're permanently upset

I don't remember Keanu acting like a complete and utter retard.
All he did was stutter in some lines.
Probably because he's not an attention whore since he's a man.

>this garbage kind of misanthropy is why you're permanently upset
Mysanthropy?
I don't hate humanity, just fake people.
Not my problem that includes 99% of women.

Its ok if you think guys are cute user no ones forcing you to marry an anime princess

Yeah, she's cute and all but would you actually fuck her if you could?

Be honest.

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>anime princess
Ah yes, fake acting like those teen whores in tiktok, a real life le anime waifu, right?
"Men" who put pussy in a pedestal deserve the rope.

volcel if you wouldn't

t. holden caufield

How the fuck does Cyberpunk look promising? We haven't seen any actual gameplay. Just two overblown cgi story trailers. If anything it looks like shit and stunt casting random Hollywood actor reeks of desperation.

why wouldn't I fuck this nice looking 35 yo woman?

Aren't you the same muslim faggot that said you should beat dogs into submission to get them to listen?

She bootiful mayne. I'd like to collar her and put her on the cum only diet.

No?
Dogs are great, they are loyal and will always be with you unconditionally.
Unlike women, they deserve to be protected and taken care of.
Except pitbulls, that is.

It's probably because i'm not into asians, they all have brown nipples and beef curtains. Every single one of them. No thanks.

You seem really fixated on those teen whores user

I'd wife her.

breathtaking/10

>payo

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Because they represent perfectly everything that's wrong with women.
They are the embodiment of women.
Fakes wearing masks to ripoff beta orbiters and make a living out of them.
Parasites, all of them.

>he thinks generic cyberpunk action game #538907509817 looks any better

Well yea

Why do late twenties soibois have to act like they're not millennials?

Yes because there's not many cyberpunk games.
Meanwhile this one not only looks generic, but it's published by Bethesda, a huge red flag.

roasties gonna freak

>generic cyberpunk action game
Go ahead and name 150 other cyberpunk action games then.

>bois
Why do millennials like typing like niggers?

Case in point.

>it's published by Bethesda, a huge red flag.

DOOM turned out ok.

Yes. I'd prefer her than western women who are SJWs and want to be men.

>it's published by Bethesda

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youtube.com/watch?v=euqbMkM-QQk

Actually it's the opposite, it's western men who want to be women.

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>what is the city of Vancouver

>man whose culture is all about demeaning women
>getting angry at a woman coming off as submissive
does not compute

That's my gf

Yeah, makes sense that your double-digit IQ brain couldn't comprehend a simple four panel picture.

You

She's cute but I'm going with Keanu. He's just so wholesome.

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>We haven't seen any actual gameplay.
Have you been living under a rock?

>he watched a censored stream

this but unironically
;_;

Honey, you're the one that needs to go outside.
if you don't think she's reasonably cute that means your brain is still stuck on anime

>cute

Which man uses this word? Are you a queer?

Cute's a pretty cute word

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You just don't see western women being this feminine and cute anymore.

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Nakamura is wife material and Keanu is cool uncle material, both are the cutest.

They do, check out tiktok, there you can have as many whores as you can that pretend to be "cute" and "feminine" while denying to be sluts despite wearing chokers.

Yep. as always..

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He cute.

this is Yea Forums. an average user will rape that milf

anime weeb trash sperging out of fucking bethesda PR stunt

Unironically a hard choice, but Ikumi wins by a slight hair because of the way she said "Spooky~~~"

>tiktok
They're in their underwear, japs are in summer dresses. Big difference.

I prefer seeing women doing cool nifty shit like this instead.

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Where's the sauce to your claims. I cannot accept reality, I need her.

LOOK AT HER BRO, SHE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO PURE

Fucking worthless, orbiting white knights.

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My girlfriend still holds on to this amount of cuteness. She has an obsession with Hello Kitty, so she's pretty pure and feminine.

She's white

Absolutely breathtaking.

wish she wasn't wearing socks

t. washed-up roastie

are you sure she's not just brain damaged

let me guess your experience with asians is watching jav?

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My man

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if a picture or video of a girl exists on the internet she is an absolute slut.

no exceptions.

Steal her heart and the ring follows user

I couldn't care less that she's Asian, I just have a thing for short hair and glasses.

If I was a roastie i'd be happy with this because it means I could easily make a living out of ripping you off, considering how easy it is to manipulate you.
It's how all those tiktok whores make a living, after all.
Hell, the woman in the OP could make a patreon account and she could make a living out of donations from betas like you.

Even your mom’s Facebook profile?

Yikes

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true patrician

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can confirm anons mom is an absolute SLUT

it's great so many people love how "wholesome" keanu is, when they're unironic /pol/ posters and IRL he'd call you scum that neesd its head shecked

Ocelot is a fucking girl?

So many peeper

Literally obsessed for no reason.

OMG SHE'S ACTING SO CUTE MY WIFE

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>want to kill me
>why r u so obsessed?
yeesh

Breathtaking.

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keanu is more based and wholesome

dat ankle tho

>EVERYONE BUT ME IS LE NAZIS
Do you work for Bethesda?

She has slight autism

This, I'll never understand this attitude when it comes to celebrity worship. Most of them are full-blown socialists or commies who would gladly put a gun to your head and force you to fund whatever social project they personally deem necessary, but because they act friendly in public everyone sucks them off.
I didn't even recognize Keanu while my friends were creaming themselves over him walking on-stage, and I was so confused.

nice you hit the jackpot

Lol at this white landwhale

Why amerimutts always so jealous

ugly ass white girl btfo

Cyberpunk 1927 through 2076

>I'm aloof and therefore smart

>ugly ass
Are you a nigger or a millennial?

>Yellow fever is a mental illness
Based

She's pretty good.

Also wholesome.

Bethesda has a pretty decent track record as a publisher. Dishonored, Doom, Prey, Wolfenstein New Order, hell I even liked the original Rage.

The plot of MGS makes more sense if Ocelot was a girl.

You think everyone is fake because you have to comport yourself like a normal dude when you're terribly angry inside. Not everyone is fake. Not everyone wants a boot on your neck, even if it seems that way. Get more world experience with people worth the triple, and you'll see.

she's pretty ugly without make up, it's kind of sad

Seething redditard trying too hard to fit in.

Why?

she's right tho

dilate

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>roastie trying to act cute
>based Keanu
Gee I wonder who
Based.

Post a picture of your face, and we'll compare.

Because of his drooling over Big Boss and him being so good at manipulating.

>me
more like "meme" lmao

maybe one day you'll be one of us if you try hard enough

Dis guy

why would you even compare a white male with an asian woman

Because ugly is ugly.

more?

nintendo acctuallly

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Also pretty good.

Am I the only one who thinks nunchucks are kinda lame and as impressive as someone with a hola hoop

I wish my gramps was like that and also that he wasn't dying

>pretty good
That's the guy who did the mocap for ocelot

Most women are.

Bros before hoes. Kino Reev > random bitch.

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t.12 year old who thinks being cynical and negative makes you look smart, protip it doesnt, it makes you look like a bitch

Pretty much, yes. Just understand that your perspective is based in ignorance.

>entire west collapsing
>sandniggers invading
>trannies and pedophilia being pushed everywhere
>DUDE JUST BE HAPPY LMAO

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Then he's definitely pretty good.

I don’t get. Any man could be equally as successful at doing what he did with his abilities and wacky Kojima setting.

that guy who called Keanu breathtaking got a collectors edition from CDPR
twitter.com/CyberpunkGame/status/1137939405509804033?s=19

He cute

He's an actor, it's literally his job to be fake.
And I'm not a particularly angry person, and I sure as hell don't go out of my way to act more normal than I am.
When you're an actor who has to sell movies based on your "likability" there's a massive incentive to be fake in the public eye. You make a profit by convincing people you're a good person so they pay money to watch a movie with your face in it.
Celebrities aren't your friends, dude. Quit pretending they are.

crushing remark, he walked right into that one lol

how are Poles so based? are other countries even trying?

Holy crap is that Steve Buscemi in drag?!

That's pretty fucking awesome

>We haven't seen any actual gameplay
You mixed up Cyberpunk with Ghostwire

>We haven't seen any actual gameplay.

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you're ugly

>Celebrities aren't your friends, dude. Quit pretending they are.

Speaking volumes here, bud. Just because someone isn't your friend that doesn't make them your enemy. Presenting yourself as likable is incentivized rather across the board. Everyone wants to be liked, user.

>:(

The difference being that their incentives are driven entirely by profit, no matter if they're a celebrity or CEO. Which is working since a fuckton of people are gonna go out and buy this game because Keanu has his face on it, not because of the quality of gameplay or narrative or anything that actually matters.

Not the guy you were responding to, but I just want you to know that being that cynical isn’t healthy. Have some cynicism, who cares, it’s just that amount of distrust towards people will always depress you. The world sucks and we’re all gonna die, big whoop. Experience life a bit and realize not every person on Earth sucks. You might be surprised how often expectations are subverted.

Anyways, coming from a fellow cynic, I sincerely hope you don’t feel that harshly towards others and attain happiness. It’s all we can get in this lowly existence.

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>brown user in Canada
>have an engineering degree
>do my job well
>white anons hate me
sucks being a minority desu, I just wanna play vidya but people loathe me

go build the wall Gonzalez

I'm not nearly that cynical. In fact I probably have more faith in the good of mankind than most people around my age.
I just recognize that people like Reeves are in a position where it's highly lucrative to falsify friendliness. It's not much different than an EA executive walking out on stage with a big smile and dredging up old memes, and people always shit on those guys for their obvious fakeness, but these guys actually know how to act so it's much easier to pass.
I think my biggest problem here is that marketing based the cult of worship surrounding celebrities is one of the biggest cancers in the movie industry, allowing studios to prop up horrendous films with recognizable faces that people like. Seeing that same practice seep into video games with games like Death Stranding and now CP2077 (and work just as well, if not even moreso) is frustrating.

>The difference being that their incentives are driven entirely by profit, no matter if they're a celebrity or CEO

You are a bit over confident in your ability to speak on others behalf. You are merely inferring on people's drives, nothing more. I could just as easily posit that Keanu wants to be liked, and as such, has incorporated into his career. It's all conjecture, but you're choosing to assume that these people must be 100% phony.

Difference is that she made it seem natural.
If it actually was natural is a different question but it also doesn't really matter.

im not a latino

You don’t understand. You’re a minority of a minority. You're brown AND you do your job well.

That had nothing of natural.
Normal people don't behave like that.

tell that to all 24 of my professional cousins

Sure that's fair. I don't know Reeves or what his beliefs are, but I just find it unnerving how so many people freak the fuck out upon seeing the dude's face and exclaim that CP2077 is a more worthwhile game as a result of his inclusion, even though it ultimately has no effect on the gameplay. I guess what I'm saying is that people should exercise more doubt about celebrities who have have a massive profit to earn from making you think they're /yourguy/.

>disabled enough to not be a scheming demon
>not so disabled that she turns into a drooling retard
jackpot

I wouldn't mind fucking a literal retard if she was cute enough desu.

she was super nervous and tried to overplay it with those silly anime-like dances rather than pretending she's an unfazed professional.
none of it seemed like a practiced performance either, it was too spergy for that.

>her
>not cuter

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I understand that sentiment. You'll find much if the hype (online, any way) surrounding Reeves is based on accounts of him being genuinely decent, and just a real standup dude. Loathsome as it may be, you might want to read up on him some. It's all second hand, mind you...but I'll still takes Reeves over, say, one of those Kardashian harpies. You, as someone I assume to be of above standard intelligence, have to accept that not everyone is capable of your analytical acumen. For a lot if people it is enough for Keanu to be that guy from the thing they liked. If you are going to be upset that people aren't shaper than that, life will disappoint on the daily.

there's not a single cute thing about that face, hell, she even gets the fucking eyes wrong

> 4K images require 4K display

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literally who is the gook on top

>I think my biggest problem here is that marketing based the cult of worship surrounding celebrities is one of the biggest cancers in the movie industry
I totally get you with that. There are people whose work I enjoy, but obsessing over them is weird. At the end of the day most of them are just people.

Though I believe the Keanu reveal at the end of the trailer was meant as a cool bonus. People were gonna buy the game anyway.

>Seeing that same practice seep into video games with games like Death Stranding and now CP2077 (and work just as well, if not even moreso) is frustrating.
Again, I think it’s a neat little thing that wouldn’t have affected my purchase anyway. Some of these game creators just want an actor (not just Hollywood ones) to be part of their narrative. Barring situations where the devs want a specific person, a big name celebrity will jump into projects because they think it sounds cool, like vidya, or diversify their career.

It isn’t always about making money or gathering attention, people just enjoy doing things.

Nakamura sensei

day of the cope

s e e t h i n g

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You can't fix your looks but you can improve your skill set.

The black xbox woman

People always rally behind someone who is a bit nervous or emotional about being at a large event. Remember that yarn game and its creator being a wreck over his excitement?

Why even have this saved on your computer?
Fag

SEETHING

No, they're really lame.

This user

DELET

95% of the time when Yea Forums says a woman has a man's face it's just plain retarded and wrong. But her? She really some testosterone going on on her face. She's way too manly looking.

He's being realistic, and if being realistic makes you a bitch in the eyes of millennials then that explains everything.

My sweet widdle user is so adjowible :3

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Jap girls are fake af. Keanu is a real nice guy.

based

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damn, he cute

>it's that she acts CUTE. men love that shit.
>implying I love when adult women pretend to be anime characters to hide their true personalities

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>western white women

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Maybe it’s how she contorts her face? Gotta keep the wacky Devolver Digital conference tradition.

What is this and why do you watch this junk?

It's just Netflix propaganda, and like all propaganda, it pushes racemixing.
Of course, weebshits, since they are cultural traitors, they lap it up, since they are nothing but failed whites who wish they were japanese.

Then don't watch it and go back to /pol/, you absolute parrot.

he really did. Poor auts user

What a Chad

Don't worry, I would never touch Netflix.
Advantages of not being a millennial, I guess.

Personally I watch cause i like her attitude and that she cheers everyone up.

Yes, instead of consuming netflix, consume /pol/ and regurgitate all of their buzzwords that they taught you.

bruce lee made them cool, otherwise they are lame yes

can I fuck you

*squawk

I think it depends on if they're actually being used as a weapon or not. Seeing someone fling them around and try to look cool isn't very impressive, but seeing a guy actually fight with them is pretty cool

this

Are you single, user? Asking for my friend

>consuming
Why do all millennials talk like corporate mouth pieces?

I'm bi so I'm down for both.

Yes, every day 3-5 times loving mating press and deep breeding for the rest of my life.

Please give me your babies

a new paradigm in human evolution that shakes the very foundations of what is scientifically and socially deemed "beautiful"

the age of keanu: Keanu World Order

Nina

Go look it up in a dictionary if you're having trouble

no amount of makeup can fix that goblin face

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You know he has done plays right? He was an excellently received Prince Hamlet

We need to pair them up.
Keanu needs a source of pure goodness and wholesomeness in his life

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This guy is pretty cute

If you're a pajeet or paki then please neck yourself

they're the only weapon I can think of where you spend more time focusing on not hitting yourself than on hitting someone else. and goddamn, so much excessive arm effort for so little actual impact.

kys

>a shitty program based on the popularity of a japanese woman who got famous worlwide for publishing a book about "GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER" is propaganda pushing for racemixing

there is a time when you need to stop drinking the /pol/ kool-aid, my facebook post-election friend

I know very well what it means, but I wonder what kind of pedantic fuck uses that word informally.

no user, YOU kill YOURself

Keanu

>we haven't seen any actual gameplay
absolutely based fucking retard

Yes.
That's what Netflix is all about, every single show pushes a certain kind of agenda.
They already paired every single white female character with a nigger, so now they move on to men.

why do old people have to die?

I heard someone drew porn of her, is that true?

Please, God, make it happen.

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It's pretty embarrassing that you're triggered by a random insignificant word. Do I really have to explain to you that movies and shows are made to make money? That's what products are.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKIN user

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found the incel

How does that relate to you talking like some suit in an investors meeting?

>all the trannies on twitter exploding over cyberpunk being the only non-woke trailer

i hate these people with a passion, they talk about diversity but everything and everyone must be like them and their ideology.

What do you expect from desperate straights

detected the manchild

I'd ship them

objectively true. Also we need incel rights and access to women. Incel will be part of LGBT

what the fuck? is that mike matei's girlfriend erin?

post clip?

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this is Keanu posting

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that only happens in your headspace tho. west is ruling hard, still. we mite bomb some africans in the ocean soon, maybe deport a few beardmen but that's it. I'll emigrate once we start chimping out again tho.

incels are just fat women

he cute

HOLY SHIT BASED
IM GOING TO INTERRUPT FF7 PRESENTATION IN HOPES OF FREE COLLECTORS EDITION

It doesn't, because I'm not. They don't ever market their shit as a "product", do they?

>another azn girl thread
ROASTIES RISE UP!

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why do you follow them? a lot of you faggots need to take a break from all this shit.

Not even Keanu can compete against .
Best looking user

Keanu is by all accounts a cool guy thats's great to work with and pleasant.

>i hate these people with a passion
It's clear that this user has an obsession of some sorts, likely a fetish.

Whatever you say, you stupid millennial.

Literally why I hated my surgery rotation

Amazing

>Not the smoking redhead at the end of devolver
Mommy put your ciggi out on my peepee

You are talented and very attractive

>makes baseless claim
>gets laughed at
>calls someone else stupid
haha ok bro, have fun with your LOTR age of elves we iz dieingz fantasy because it fits your NEET and girlfriendless narrative.

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they make me feel better about pre-ordering it though

it's currently topping the steam top seller chart just on pre-orders, the trannies and their garbage ideology is on the wane

Well, it's clear you've never acted in anything.

my new waifu

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Did you see the reaction? Anyone getting that kind of reaction and not being blown away would be surprising.

Why is it you people that are always the first to mention them?

>caring about the opinions of some NEETs on 4chinz

the most autistic thing i've read all week. i don't even hate you i just think you're fucking retarded

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the cutest boy on all of Yea Forums

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

don't wish for that, wish to be happy with yourself, only then will people be attracted to you

unfortunately my self-acceptence hinges on other people's evaluation of me so I'm stuck in the loser zone forever

You are stupid though.rofl

this, how do i fix this?

gamers were a mistake

Keanu

Has tranny Kojimbo gone too far?

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k.

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

vomit inducing. fuck you

you must live in a literal shithole if that's above average where you live. must be america, or something equally horrific. uk?

>Who was cuter?

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you poor tranny. maybe in the next life you won’t be born as a hideous man.

SPBP

>Choker
It's an instant check for face fuck ()

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Imagine being a rich, attractive, and successful millionaire like Keanu Reeves and having to look out at a sea of 30-40 year old fat men wearing sloppy unbuttoned shirts over their best printed "Game Over" or "Old School" shirts. Imagine the smell of an auditorium filled with these people after they'd walked in circles sweating for hours. I'm sure it really would be breathtaking.

Nice legs.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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Top is ugly and looks like some old Asian guy and she couldn't speak consistently which further proves that Asians are literally retarded.

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Imagine if shit put one in her coochie and one in her ass.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING