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JOHNNY SILVERHAND

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>Johnny Silverhand can be chosen as V's childhood hero during the character creation in Cyberpunk 2077. The voice and likeness for Johnny Silverhand in Cyberpunk 2077 will be provided by actor Keanu Reeves.[2] Reeves made a surprise guest appearance at the 2019 E3 Cyberpunk 2077 showcase after his character was revealed.

cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Johnny_Silverhand

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Okay

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Interested if they'll do this for other heroes.

>KURWAAAA
polska przejmuje ten thread xD

>choosing anyone but johnny ever

What the fuck is even the point in giving us a choice?

>can be chosen
so why would I ever choose anyone else?

Replay value

learn2read my niggas
>can be chosen as V's childhood hero

>2019... I am forgotten

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Because you might not want to be a filthy pleb and follow a fucking Rockerboy. Real men look up to Cops, Corporates and Medias.

hahaha i know this guy from Fortnite! Where can i buy that game? i just gut my allowance from mom

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>he wants to play as an incel instead of a chad.

Your an incel in real life so at least try to be a chad in virtual world.

Have sex.

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Let's guess the childhood heroes actors
so far
> Johny silverhand
Keanu Reeves
> Morgan Blackhand
Samuel Jackson??? Will smith???
> Saburo Arasaka
Ken Watanabe

So he's not real. Can't wait for that tired Fight Club twist.

how is ilya so fucking good with colors

Anyone else find it odd that Keanu just permanently looks like John Wick now? Thought it was just a hairstyle he was wearing for the role but nope, he looks like that in real life too.

If they do I hope they get James Hong or George Takei for Saburo Arasaka.

>> Morgan Blackhand
>Samuel Jackson??? Will smith???
Idris Elba

They're working on a John Wick 4, he probably has to still maintain the look.

He's probably under contract to grow his hair and facial out like john wick and they have been making John Wick movies back to back so he's always under that contract to keep the hair style

I don't even like this game or John Wick but Keanu is always based

he's been sporting that look for a long time actually, i saw him with long hair & beard years before the first john wick came out

>not liking John Wick kino
Sasuga, Yea Forums

Kurwa to nie jest Polak,
nawet nie jest katolikiem do chuja

Pojebało ich na pizdy w CDPR?

Watanabe isn't old enough. Like he's like 60 something sure but you need a dude pushing 80-90 to really play Saburo.

Also Morgan Blackhand will pretty much be Mike Pondsmith since after all that is his characters alias.

Imagine Krzysztof Krawczyk being in this game

>kurdee halina jestem robokop zoba przyciągam piwo neuromagnesami

Dokładnie, kurwa, poza tym akcja powinna się toczyć w futurystycznym Świebodzinie, a nie jakimś Mieście Nocy

>anyone other than beat takeshi

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maybe he just likes how it looks, I think it's a good look for him

Trouble with takeshi his face doesn’t move due to his injury

my 2ga

-podchodzi Bezimienny do smoka
-DZIEN DOBRY
-DZIEN DOBRY KURWA PO POLSKU NIE ROZUMIESZ?
-DAWAJ MI SWOJE SERCE I INFORMACJE O SWOIM SZEFIE
-NO DAJ
-PROSZE PANSTWA TO JEST SMOK
-HEHE PATRZCIE JAKI GLUPI I MARTWY xD
-DOBRA QUEST ZROBIONY PLYNIEMY NA IRDORATH
a Geralt ja pierdole
-chlip chlip patrzcie na tego biednego smoka
-jebani lowcy smokow
-ehhh chcialbym przyjaznic sie ze wszystkimi smokami
-ale nie moge
-dajcie wzruszajaca muzyke
-trzymaj sie Borch
-kocham cie, bede tesknic ehhh

Guess we know which origin everyone will pick

Still a choice retard

-podchodzi Johnny Silverhand do naprawiacza kończyn
-HELLO
-NO CZEŚĆ JOHN WICK KURWA PO POLSKU NIE ROZUMIESZ?
-DAWAJ MI RENKE I INFORMACJE O SWOIM SZEFIE
-NO DAJ
-PROSZE PANSTWA TO JEST RENKA
-HEHE PATRZCIE JAKI KEANU
-CZEKAJ KTO MÓWI CO xD
-DOBRA QUEST ZROBIONY PLYNIEMY DO WARSAW CITY
a V ja pierdole
-chlip chlip patrzcie na to biedne miasto
-jebani lowcy androidów
-ehhh chcialabym przyjaznic sie ze wszystkimi androidami
-ale nie moge
-dajcie synthwave
-trzymaj sie dżony
-kocham cie, bede tesknic ehhh

What's your pick for the other childhood hero's Yea Forums?

>Morgan Blackhand
80's action star, like Arnold/Dolph/Stallone

>Saburo Arasaka
Takeshi Kitano

fuck keanu

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what if all of them are keanu with different haircuts

That would mean that Keanu hates himself because Silverhand (like everyone else in the setting) has grudge on Arasaka.

Keanu seems like the type of guy who just wrote them a check to get them off his back so he could be left alone.

yeah the dude likes his privacy, he only does the bare minimum to promote the movies

He also seems a bit autistic, look how uncomfortable he is in the spotlight, but still wants to please everyone

Because he's literally colorpicking them from the works he's copying, you fucking retard

zrob mi loda za 50 euro

mogę za darmo

the chipping in song was actually pretty good, definitely fits the punk theme

ehhh
ta gra bedzie chujowa a wy cioty sie napalacie
zajebcie sie

It's forming... language acquisition has started!

iirc he said once he deeply felt extremely lonely
truly one of us

Are you retarded? It's a video game, they just make him look older. They aren't going to get a real corpse to play the character like that, in any game really.

>> Morgan Blackhand
Morgan Freeman

Twoja morda jest kurwa chujowa, robi się jedna z fajniejszych bezmózgich strzelanek a ty kurwa narzekasz. I do tego POLSKIE! Damn halyna where did you find this!
napływie z wypoka

OMG KEANU IS GREAT, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, I WANT TO BE HIM!

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Keanu's had a fucking hard life man, I don't think I could keep going if I was him.

I wonder how much of neo-Yea Forums is too young to have seen the first Matrix movie in theaters when it came out.

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you all know that this game will be goty and best selling game of 2020
you want it to fail because we're on Yea Forums but deep down you all know it won't
just admit it

>this is literally the best nu-Yea Forums has to offer in the wake of the total domination of based keanu and the cyberslav killsquad

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Aww fuck off lmao

>Takei
The only azn you know huh?
Obnoxious gay faggot. He's too old anyway and borderline senile. I saw him once, he looks and walks like a corpse.

i cannot fucking wait to fuck virtual keanu with my female self-insert

he's a great guy, no need to be cynical about it 2bh

właśnie to

fajny będzie cyberpunk

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