What is Yea Forums's opinion on halflings, gnomes. hobbits, goblins, and other persons of the short variety?

they're usually bad because the west fucks them up and makes them look retarded
even worse that most of the time people make atrocious porn out of them

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I wish fucking her would be a reward for doing daily tasks.

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No it didn't. Someone's youtube video did.

like how can someone look at or and think it's vaguely attractive in any way

>Brothers in Arms tier
Humans
Dwarves

>Okay tier
Gnomes
Hobbits

>Can live far away from us tier
Elves
Tieflings

>Fuck off cunt tier
Orcs
Trolls
Goblins
Halfbreeds

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>buying child sized lingerie
>get weird looks
Worth it if I get to use my wife as an oversized fleshlight

Yikes and cringepilled.

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IKR. they must be info Children or something haha.

pedo bait
saged

>wait no let me backpedal and post one that looks sort of vaguely attractive instead of the two abominations I've talked about wanting to fuck
very ugly children

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sseth is based, but arcanum is in my top 5 rpgs of all time.

sure the combat was garbage, but is there a hub like tarant? game atmosphere is top notch

hell the whole beauty system and clothes, is there any other game that did it?

Me?
I’d strap him to an impressively large dog, shove a cowboy hat on him, glue pop guns to his hand and fire toy arrows at him while pretending to be an Indian.
He’s be Crying tears of humiliation, desperately trying to undo the straps while being rocked around all over the place. Then, just when he’s nearly free, I’d cover a nudge sized doll in barbecue sauce and throw it in front of the dog. We’d Both watch as it gets ripped to shreds, then he’d desperately try redoing the straps to stay on. I’d let him fumble for a bit, then spray sauce all over him and toss him off

Almost universally ugly and repulsive, you try squeezing a woman's curves into a body half the height but not scaled otherwise and not make it look ridiculous. Only good for fetishizing if you're a degenerate but not waifu material when elves exist.

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>gnomes and hobbits above elves
user elves are based and Typically BTFO all smelly lesser races whenever they feel like

listen here you knife eared piece of shit

most fantasy settings usually
>elves Btfo everyone and make most law and order in their crummy world with mass intelligence
>humans do evil shit, or are good with bartering/persuasion to cheat their way to the top
>dwarves are fat retards that drink to much
>orcs pillage
>who cares about the rest
When are you going to take the elf pill and realize an all elf world is the only way to making heaven on earth?

>elves
>above goblin tier

I wanna fuck a cute little shortstack hobbit boy

cringe yet redpilled

I'm just happy that the Kender race aren't used in any video games (none I know of, anyway).
You think fish-malks are annoying? Try playing with a kender player.

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I wanna ____ ______ Linzi!

I wanna marry a cute shortstack hobbit boy

Built for BOC

Literally why play any other race? Why play orc berserker when you can be a Goblin Berseker. Halfling mage beats elven any day of the week. Dont even get me started on Gnomish ranger with sling using tallest party member as a booster

you faggots don't even know that dryads are the dream race to impregnate

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I need some help, Yea Forums. I'm starting a d&d game with my friends. The one genki dude (who's also a hardass) keeps calling me a halfling, when clearly I'm a gnome. I've tried to correct him, but it never works.

What should I do to make him address me by my proper race? Keep in mind he's a warrior twice my size, and I'm a tiny gnome mage girl.

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This user does. Image source? Is that war3 reforged dryad?

How dextrous is a dryad's anus?
What about a male dryad's anus?

short races are shit, and i've always hated how dwarves are viewed with any sort of competency

kender are just suppose to be short tieflings, but everyone is an edgy mary sue who doesn't play them or ever write them like what they were made to be

Runescape 3 eh? Well met brother.

You learn your place and stop complaining, so he doesn't crush you under his boot, what else?

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Okay, but why'd you post a centaur?

Might as well rule under dragons if we go with the "All ___ world is th eonly way to making heaven on earth", dragons are elves, but better in ever single way but in one aspect Dragons are cool

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CUTE
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youtube.com/watch?v=80bBqPdjBAs

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Woah never noticed the Goliath feet on her before, still mad you can't romance her. Made the whole game redundant

They need to learn.

Never played a gnome, dwarf etc in a video game ever. You really fantasize about being a fucking manlet in both real life and in vidya? kek

>halflings
extremely creepy
>gnomes
the garden variety are better than the dnd variety, but both are top tier dad humor with their magic doofery
>hobbits
never seen them outside of lotr
>goblins
most boring "enemy race"
>other persons of the short variety
dwarves are alright, fairies are good but that's probably pushing the definition

made for unprotected sex

>You really fantasize about being a fucking manlet in both real life and in vidya?
you're coming up a little short there, sport
you play fantasy games to be different, the short races are played by the tall

not the biggest fan of short stacks but scout harding makes my pp hard and bummed out you can't romance her

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Nah, they're worse than that.
The description of their race sets them up to be annoying.

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Hoollo me ol’ chums!
BRAAP

Didn't you hear? Romancing dwarfs is ewww.

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>Female Dwarves

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'd rather play as a skeleton to be quite honest mi familia

>(((David Gaider)))
I wonder why doesn't want to write a romance about something only he sees as a 14 year old girl.

>pick skeleton
>has to be human skeleton

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i play games to escape reality man

JUST IMAGINE HOW SMALL THE PUSSY IS

The really stupid thing is that the player is free to create a dwarf and have a romance with an npc - and the player can design their dwarf to look like whatever they want.
Why is it worse to design a dwarf character you can romance, where the devs get to design her face, body, outfit and lines? They could make her as adult as they like, they have full control.
If you look at a pic like this and think 14-year old girl then you're the one with the problem.

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Who... who's reality man and what's he trying to do?

>Pick undead.
>Can play as a skeletal dragon, with a voice so deep that you start conversations just to hear him talk.
I wish.

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That's a cute 10 year old you posted user, but take that axe away from her she might hurt her self if she fiddles with it.

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So much lack of based that he's in the red. Come to think of it has there been ANY game that has had short people romance. I think inquisition let's you romance a female soldier dwarf, but ONLY as a dwarf. Out of all races, short ones seem to be the least allowed to marry big folk, they'll let you sleep with a lizard before they let you sleep with a dwarf as a human.

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Yeah, she's a little young. You probably shouldn't fuck dwarf girls until they've got stubble.

I like Linzi but I still wanted to cunt punt her when she takes funds from your barony without asking first

They’re supposed to be so innocent that they don’t grasp what they’re doing is stealing, and they’re supposed to only steal shit that nobody would miss, like spare buttons or butane of string.
Their descriptions were so ducking appalling that they became Blood Raven tier kleptomaniacs that you’re supposed to unconditionally love.

Imagine being killed by halflings.

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>butane of string
Bits of string*. I hate being a filthy phone nigger.

drugged up midgets shooting you full of holes when you stumble into their neck of the woods is a terrifying concept.

>child sized lingerie

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From my experience I've only seen obnoxious, meme spouting, "look at me how quirky and wacky I am" type of people play these races.

so they're vietcongs

We got a little bit with Lace Harding in Inquisition. Probably the cutest romance in the whole game tbqh. Too bad Josephine (with the Elegance mod and No-Shiny-Shirt mod) was still best.

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is what i think happening on this picture happening?

Kobolds>Goblins>Gnomes>Dwarves>Hobbits>Halflings
Objective truth.

Go to bed, Thunt.

Standing Blowjob

I never really see examples of interactions between the short races in any lore. Like dwarves dealing with gnomes etc. Dwarves most likely consider gnomes manlets

The Trips of Truth

ALL MANLET RACES SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED

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yo what the fuck? who could've let this happen this is fucked

Thats a dude pretending to be little girl

They're alright

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