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I actually love the artstyle.
Shame it's wasted on fucking mobileshit though.
looks pretty grea....
>mobile
FUCK.
All of the above.
What even is the game? It is a platformer? It looks a shitty single screen arcade game
KEEN NO
They ruined SWIM SWIM HUNGRY. This fucker nearly made it three decades of being a top tier running easter egg, and they fucking do this.
It's like one of those card-collecting mobages, I think
>not having Billie being front and centered before Billy
how sexist
>game now has woman character
>you can't say how shit the game is because your argument is going to be deflected into sexism
every time
ha ok now post what dopefish actually looks like in the game
sh.. shut up, user
>I actually love the artstyle
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
YAMERO
The best part was the comparable lack of reaction when they showed it because literally noone in the audience knows about Commander Keen.
is there nothing they won't desecrate, Yea Forums?
Why do you hurt me
I want to fuck the girl commander
So, is this guy DS's great great great great great great grandfather?
Of course you can, and if they try to make you a sexist you just tell them exactly why you dont like it (with non sexist reasons).
>I actually love the artstyle.
>looks pretty grea....
Zoomers fuck off
i can't wait for the r34
Played Keen games as a kid. This looks cool, I like it.
> mobile
Fuck
this industry is changing, bro. It's only going to get worse.
>Played Keen games as a kid. This looks cool, I like it.
I don't believe you. It has far more problems than being on mobile
Tell us.
What little gameplay I saw of it immediately lead me to believe it's some sort of jump climbing game, in similar to doodle jump or the like.
Seeing all the inventory menu strongly leads me to think there's a gatcha element to it, though.
The fact it doesn't look or play like Commander Keen, you autist
We literally know nothing about the game other than the fact it's mobile which carries a lot of negative baggage and makes me skeptical already. The artstyle has nothing wrong with it other than being a creative change. Keen was always themed to be a saturday morning cartoon hero, though, so it fits.
Consider the following:
A Yorp in fishnet stockings
Uh, I didn't know there was gameplay? I mostly just wanna make fun of contrarian faggots who just jump on the outrage train because its there.
this makes sense now
it will only stop when vidya isn't as profitable. but seeing as its a multi-multi billion dollar industry it's going to keep getting worse
>Uh, I didn't know there was gameplay?
ITS NOT FUNNY
Don't worry, we'll desecrate it harder.
>Uh, I didn't know there was gameplay?
Why are you posing a statement as a question?
FUCK YOU
not trying to be an ass user, but Keen wasnt particulary a masterpiece of a game
It was more of a technological achievement to have a PC platformer with sidescrolling unlike every other game of the time
>We literally know nothing about the game other than the fact it's mobile
Lmao
A 2019 Commander Keen is supposed to be gritty FPS with No Man's Sky style galaxy exploration and gratuitous alien TnA, not this Cartoon Network angry birds bullshit.
Why does it look like Johnny Test or some flash cartoon network show
>not trying to be an ass user, but Keen wasnt particulary a masterpiece of a game
Entirely irrelevant to the topic at hand, but nice opinion
We're there hanging C.K.'s in any of the retro areas in Doom 2016? I don't quite remember.
There weren't any, but you could find his helmet in a secret area with the super shotgun.
Edgy, dude!
But why tho
No one asked for a reboot of Commander Keen as a microtransaction mobile game. It would've been better if they just let it stay dormant forever.