I unironically can't enjoy Pokemon anymore because it doesn't have shallow self insert pandering romance options like...

I unironically can't enjoy Pokemon anymore because it doesn't have shallow self insert pandering romance options like Fire Emblem and I hate it. Does anyone else know this specific brand of sad autism?

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it's not autosm its just hopeless taste

I can't enjoy Pokemon anymore because the NPC dialogue not only never changes but it fucking sucks

I just want a Sabrina GF to duo battle with bro.

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Y'know, I'm not into older women, or red hair, or glasses, or big tits, or ice, but Lorelei does things to my dick.

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I miss the phone calls to battle again from gold and silver

Yes, it's called having good taste, because the girls are the only thing worth a shit about Pokemon

I get it's for kids. But why not have romance in a pokemon game?
They kinda did it with Shauna and Yancy.
Might as well go all the way. Cover it up and let them say some BS like "Can I come with you? I want to stay by your side forever, user!"

There are 807 Pokemon currently. How do you expect to catch them all when you're being distracted by thots?

Because its for kids

>He catches all 807 pokemon
I'm in it to win the pokemon league and dip.

Doesn't stop other kids games. Again they can just cover it with "Hey user. You're going to be with me forever, right?" They don't need to say the L word.

as long as it's marketed towards sub 10 year olds and the protagonists at like 12 years old tops never going to happen sadly

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That's why I liked BW and BW2. They tried to go for a more young adult direction. Why the fuck did they regress back to kiddy shit? It's not even just romance shit. Bianca had actual character development. Who the fuck cares about that fat fuck who just wants to dance in X and Y?

guess you missed S/M

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>Loreleis sideboob and armpit

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Just fap to the porn and self-insert.

even then you can't do it because the characters people actually care about fucking are usually the gym leaders or elite 4 bitches who are adults

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user did you not hear the news about pokemon masters you are literally getting your Fire emblem heroes mobile shit into pokemon, for fuck sake even when they do exactly what you fucking want you are still such a fucking bitch about everything

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Any good pokemon fangames/romhacks with better writing? Or at least more fleshed out NPCs?

>protagonist is still an 8 year old
bro you can't get baited like this
Also fire emblem heroes doesn't really have waifu shit for the self insert at least if didn't when I last played like over a year ago.

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It’s afucking game for kids stop expecting it to change for your shit taste and either grow up or accept what you have

I seriously hope you die a horrible death

You have Lillie in Sun and Moon.

>for fuck sake even when they do exactly what you fucking want you are still such a fucking bitch about everything
>stop expecting it to change and support this gacha shit just cuz lol
make up your mind

I never actually finished that game. It was pretty boring. Only got to after Mallow.

>fucks off at the end

Unironically have sex. Jesus Christ.

Normalfags should swing from streetlamps.

Actually I agree, cunnies change a man

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Agreed but that's only one aspect to the many things that make these games so damn shallow and forgettable.

Pokemon is not for incels

You've crossed too many of your interests. Get vidya from Pokemon and waifu trash from somewhere else.

>Pokemon is not for incels
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>implying Pokemon is still good for a vidya experience in 2019
The formula is more stale than Soviet rations at this point especially since they find a way to regress every other generation somehow

yeah its called being a fucking virgin.