Fell asleep, what did I miss?

Fell asleep, what did I miss?

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Absolutely nothing.

damage control

Fallout 76 has NPCs and Battle Royale

They're saying this is a good thing

>Fallout 76 has NPCs
It always did: the people who bought it.

> "Rated M for mature."
> Peppy 1950s music fades in.
> The camera slowly lingers on shots of the American wasteland...
> ...war. WAR NEVER CHANGES™
> Brotherhood person emerges.
> Montage of shitty combat in their engine which looks barely passable.
> Bullets and explosions go to the beat of the peppy music, which begins to crescendo.
> Music dies... snap to black screen.
> War... War Never Changes.™
> FALLOUT (2021)
> Peppy music is heard once again but with a low-cutoff filter.
> War. War never changes.™
> PREORDER NOW TO GET THE PLATINUM VAULT BOY COLLECTOR'S EDITION.

Literally their only marketing angle played again, just like last time. Yet you mother fuckers keep eating it up.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

commander keens corpse being dug up and abused live on stage.

Ghostwire Tokyo is the only thing of value to keep an eye on.

nothing except a cool trailer with zero gameplay for a new horror game
so...nothing

YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I feel asleep too. Sleepy bros represent

YYYYEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!

Bethesda had a dumpy Asian chick for thirsty waifufags to jerk off over, so they won E3.

You missed out on the trailer of the new Fallout and Elder Scrolls game, you should have been here, even Yea Forums was cheering.

It's funny, because that's literally what this E3 was. It was damage control for 76 mainly.

This. Even though there was absolutely nothing to get hype over since it was nothing more than a fancy CG movie, the concept was fucking great.

Paid audience or some shit, fr audience would lose their shit over the simplest stuff, I would not be surprised if they sold their tickets or something to "influencers"

*retarded bethesdrones were cheering

If you still fall for Bethesda's shit you need to be chemically castrated

Bethesda continuously trying to be a big wheel at the cracker factory while the only studio they have that makes anything of any value is ID.

They made the Japanese people really look like Japanese people, which is pretty impressive. Even the Yakuza games don't quite get that right.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>even Yea Forums was cheering
Stale bait my man

This is a bad thing.
I want to look at Kazuma Kiryu, not ching chong the laundromat owner talking with a strong accent

Seriously am I the only one who noticed the over-the-top amounts of cheering?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't know what you guys are talking about! I just bought my 5 year old son a classy "vault Boy" jumpsuit for halloween and also a brotherhood and enclave pop vinyls and a poster! Isn't Fallout great?

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I edited this old webcomic for you

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Tbhwyf that vaultec suit for the kid is kind of neat

Hey guys, shouldn't we cut Todd a break? They all worked really, really hard on Fallout 76, and all they wanted to do was make a good game!

And if you don't like the game, the merch is just as well! Last week I bought my wife's boyfriend a brotherhood yoga mat and a Vault Tech phone case!

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kek

Is that vg cats?

Bethesda claimed to have invented the first-person shooter genre. I'm not making this up.

yeah

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You got a source on that because that's fuckin funny.

More Nu-Doom footage and Commander Keen got resurrected just to die again

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WOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEAAAAHHHHHAHAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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WOOOOOOOOO YES SIRRRRR
THANK YOUUUU
YEAHHHHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOO

So are these crowds actually paid or is it just a bunch of losers who don't know how to behave in social situations?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ghost wire Tokyo looks kind of retarded. It’s dark, there’s a rapture of sorts... there’s a guy with no face and a bow... plus he can shoot red electric pulses? Looks like another movie game with passable combat that gets boring after a few hours

>milf is a demon
FUCK off

YEAHH WWOOOOOOOH

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YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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MUST CONSUME


WOOOOOOOOOO

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>> "Rated M for mature."

> rated m for manure

both

They admitted they launched a trash game on purpose and asked money for it. At least be upfront and slap early access on it to temper expectations.

>Even the Yakuza games don't quite get that right.
Yakuza does but they also have to deal with the le secret asian twist in EVERY GAME, so there's a reason behind it.

MUST CONSUME

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>Fallout 76 has NPCs
should have been there day one
>Battle Royale
this is how you know they run out of ideas.

i found it funny they said how nice everyone was in the game. of course they nice since only a bethesda drone would still be playing and you banned everyone else.

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