>penta revealed today
>3 more upcoming E3 streams of the game
hopes? fears? dreams?
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Camden Flores
no pc no buy
David Allen
>25fps
no thanks senpai
Jaxon Ward
It is time to temper expectations and accept there may be no more character reveals, it's time to start thinking about post-launch support
Gavin Lee
At this point is pretty much confirmed that there are 4 more NEW characters. Expect a big reveal this wednesday.
William White
(You)
Michael Powell
giving me mixed signals here gentlemen
I just want to play as Komodo Moe damnit
please beenox
Brandon Morales
Someone datamined the game from the eShop apparently and have posted a bunch of voice clips somewhere
Hunter Nelson
>somewhere
substantiate your claim or get the fuck out
Jaxson Ward
Where the FUCK is Yaya Panda?
Justin Butler
Just hoping for Tawna, N. Brio, Moe and Koala Kong
Lucas Wood
I would if I could, all I have is this twitter.com
Camden Williams
Hey guys I'm someone who was given a review copy of the game. With a combination of playing through the game and datamining I can reveal several things.
1. All of the NST cast is present. Even Baby T and the Hog
2. Pasadena, Von Clutch, Nina, and even Willie Wumpacheeks are playable.
3. While not unlockable in any capacity that I've been able to find, a character icon and "slot" for Rilla Roo is present in the game's files.
5. Spyro is in the game, you unlock him by shitting on a sub sandwich bun and DMing a picture to Beenox or Activision's twitter accounts.
6. All of the CNK content is available in a special 6th hub in Gasmoxia. The hub attempts to "worldbuild" somewhat and has residents of Gasmoxia on the sides of the roads and spaceships flying in the sky. Almost all of the gasmoxians resemble either Oxide or Zem slightly, with some walking with Zam-like pets. The Zem-esque ones burp and fart on occasion, with even a slight green gas cloud coming out their rear when they do. This is very funny and high-quality content.
7. You didn't realize that I skipped 4.
8. Spyro does indeed have a home track. It's called "Spyro Subway" and no, it isn't a recreation of the timeless classic picture. Instead it takes place in an underground urban subway. A train is a hazard much like Android Alley's
9. Upon beating both the tropy and oxide ghosts, a third "Viscount" ghost appears. I've 100%'d everything in the game's adventure and arcade mode's and beaten all the Viscount ghosts, but I've found no way to unlock him.
10. The game contains a reference to Fortnite. Oxide's winning animation on the podium in his Star skin is him flossing.
Jacob Carter
same here, those 4 being added would make this game my GOTY
it still probably will be but damn i want the whole OG cast to be represented
Jeremiah Reed
Well, the character select screen used to look like this:
Elijah Cruz
And now it looks like this.
Samuel Martinez
I don't believe you but I'm angry anyway
Adam Young
Haha fuck you
Carson Williams
Kowalski...analysis.
Grayson Flores
brainlet here, what's the implication of this?
Cameron White
Instead of sizing things for 26 characters, they added a scrollbar.
Michael Sullivan
Scroll bar was added. The previously believed slot 'limit' was broken.
Daniel Ortiz
Tawna with trophy girl skins
Daniel Miller
Character select screen can still change, now it has a scrollbar, there's only Zem in the final row and if they want it to make it even (30 characters) there's four of them missing. Two of them are probably Fake Velo and Spyro who were in CNK for the GBA.
Elijah Robinson
>3 more upcoming E3 streams of the game
Source?
Asher King
>make it look like there's a hard limit to characters
>Add a fucking scroll bar last minute
This... This is too much power ..
Jacob Powell
Scroll bar looks like shit, but I like that it hints at more characters. MK8 fit over 40 characters on one screen just fine though.
Jace Turner
32 is the magic number
Grayson Rodriguez
>Canadians
>Competency
Pick one
Henry Martin
okay so how do the norms work
are they one entity that can split between two personalities or is it two different characters that can mesh together into one body
Bentley Hall
>40 characters
>Third row is all the same characters as the first
>Fifth row are all variations of Bowser Junior
>Last row is two inklings, three villagers, and Link
LMAO
James Richardson
Tawna can't be in CTR 'cause she's been arrested.
Jacob Brooks
>fake velo and spyro have the most evidence
>if the rows end up even that means at least 2 of the missing OG 4 won't make it
i would much rather it end up uneven but we get all 4 of them
William Martinez
>No Brio
>No Tawna
>No Trophy Girls
>No Nina
>No Cortex Henchman
>No Piranha Plant from C1
>No Seel from C2
>No Frog from C3
No buy
Tawna will be revealed next [Spoiler] r-right? [/Spoiler]
Easton Moore
>All those Mario and Peach characters
Henry Bell
>Fifth row are all variations of Bowser Junior
how young are you that you never played super mario world?
Lincoln Gutierrez
dunno I preordered the decucks edition and I just want to play the game, sure some cameo with other series would be cool, like Cloud, Tifa, Barrett, Vincent and Toto Wolff
Isaiah Allen
When's the next stream?
Aiden Hall
The fucking 12th.
Asher Thomas
Connor Ortiz
Camden Campbell
let’s get drunk
Adam Long
Why don't we actually PLAY CTR in these threads...
Cooper Walker
It's not out yet
Gabriel Bailey
i've done 4 playthrough of OG ctr in the past month
Luke Thomas
We can still play the original. Throw up some times and challenge each other to beat them.
Justin Stewart
>that really stupid sounding penguin yay 1
Kinda missing the point of it to be honest, it's supposed to sound like some guy saying it in a monotone voice cause it was meant as a placeholder, giving it an actual penguin voice just sounds dumb.
Daniel Turner
Kevin Flores
It'd probably freak people out if they left the monotone voice in like that.
When I first heard it in the original I thought someone was standing behind me and I jumped.
Owen Rodriguez
If you want to hear a monotone sounding voice go play the original.
Isaiah Hughes
Jaxon Williams
I know, it's just so... strange hearing a placeholder line said in an actual voice.
Camden Phillips
Matthew Foster
bump
William Stewart
This but unironically
John Parker
Did anybody find out about the leaked voice lines? All I’ve seen are the tweets from the one guy but he’s a faggot and won’t say anything about it other than he’s heard them and we are just supposed to believe him
Andrew Lopez
Scroll bar, if you look at the second image, the scroll bar is only used to show one character. There's plenty of empty space around, so if the final character count was 26, why didn't they just reorganise the character select screen to show all 26 without a scroll bar?
Lucas Butler
The Penta reveal showed them using the original cheat code to unlock him and upon doing so they unlocked the trophy for all characters being unlocked.
Sorry lads, but the roster is complete.
Sebastian Walker
Try 35.
>Missing NST cast brings it to 30
>Spyro 31
>Fake Velo 32
>Pasadena 33
>Von Clutch 34
>Yaya Panda 35
Michael Watson
I think it's funnier that the actual penguin is speaking in English. (Keep in mind that Penta is just an animal, not evolved in anyway.)
Jose Smith
That's the original cast. There's no trophy for the full cast. Infact, all the CNK characters were still locked and unplayable
Josiah Smith
>Hopes
Good online and lobbies. bountiful customs
>Fears
terrible online and no new characters
>Dreams
Fairly priced DLC to rival MK8
Mason Cruz
That's not the trophy for unlocking all the characters
>Is Everyone Here?
>Unlock all characters from the original roster
It's only for unlocking all characters from CTR. Newcomers from CNK are not from the 'original' roster.
Jason Thompson
Oxide flossing would be fucking hilarious and make me want to attack someone
Ryan Morgan
Wait they put that in the game? I gotta go look up that stream
Eli Rodriguez
Levi Foster
What does the N stand for?
Lucas Green
naughty
Asher Mitchell
>Have to be a filthy fucking cheater to play as Penta
Thanks for nothing.
David Kelly
nina you fucking retard
Christian Myers
Nalgas
Luke Fisher
>Not maxed out stats
Penguin Boo 1
Elijah Phillips
For all CTR characters being unlocked. The achievement doesn't say "all characters in the roster", it says "all characters from the original roster" which included Penta. Meaning the achievement is impossible without the penta cheat code since he counts as one of the originals
Thomas Nelson
>hopes
1080p 60 fps with no drops
>fears
lazy, dogshit devs that value pretty screenshots over high framerate
>dreams
a quality kart racer which runs at 60 fps
Julian Martinez
What is with these 60fps autists?
Ryder Nelson
Austin Robinson
Beat it, anons.
Tyler Wilson
i want a smooth, polished game for my money. if mario kart can set a golden standard for performance on a fucking tablet, there is literally no excuse for anything less
Joseph Torres
It's a fucking racing game you retard. 60fps is generally considered the standard for racing games in 2019
This game isn't even graphically intensive so it doesn't even have that excuse
Lincoln Diaz
God Mario Kart 8 had a fucking awful roster
Alexander Robinson
It doesn't run at 60fps because the engine is based on 16 year old architecture. This is the same engine that CNK ran on.
Also the same reason N. Sane didn't. Alchemy is that fucking old. Vicarious Visions is currently moving to Unreal Engine.
Jace Butler
so they were too lazy to properly remake the game, got it. i don't think that sort of lack of effort should be commended or tolerated
Asher Nelson
>MK8 fit over 40 characters on one screen
More like 40 different versions of Mario and Peach
Jeremiah Price
It should be commended because all of CTR's mechanics are intact. No remakes ever seem to do this one thing properly and neither did Nitro Kart.
They deserve nothing short for bringing that to people BEFORE adding all the extra content as a bonus.
Hunter Edwards
>Also the same reason N. Sane didn't. Alchemy is that fucking old. Vicarious Visions is currently moving to Unreal Engine.
What the hell are you on about? Almost all the data from the original crash platformers was lost except for some 3D meshes.
N-sane trilogy was essentially created from scratch. Your reasoning makes no sense.
Aiden Myers
nnyCu
Ryder Ortiz
Do you even know what a fucking engine is?
Assets and the engine itself are not mutually exclusive things.
Jace Murphy
I'm so glad my boy Penta is finally in, now it feels like a proper remake
Wyatt Williams
Damn, I want to play it NOW
Connor Torres
>30 fps kart racer in 2019
Connor Cooper
Spoilers from datamining when?
Benjamin Harris
>censored
>no tawna and brio as playable characters
>30 fps and lower on multiplayer
YIKES
Jacob Fisher
Or you could just play the game.
Brody Rogers
>Boy
Asher White
Hopefully fucking soon. It's a remake, and even though it's an extremely good one, there's no reason I shouldn't know what I'm getting.
Aaron Turner
Okay this is the third time today someone has told me that Penta isn't male anymore.
What's the story here?
Ryder Reyes
During the stream one of they guys playing said “let’s give her a try”
Andrew King
They called Penta a girl in her reveal. Guess she's been retconned
Jack Williams
That was Boogie and he's clearly not in on the characters.
Levi Nelson
I played the original when I was what...8? I first heard it doing a roo tubes time trial. It freaked me the fuck out, it's so out of place and character I thought my game glitched. I didn't know what to even google so I just ignored it.
Chase Ward
Not in the remake
Xavier Cox
>retconning Penta to be female because you only have one other girl character in the game.
Brayden Foster
NPC, as in non-playable character.
Sebastian Roberts
Link? Not that I'm angry because it's a literal fucking normal Penguin they don't even have genitals.
Aaron Torres
Nigger
Colton Gonzalez
Okay found them. So the leaks are absolutely nothing new so far, just keep waiting for potential E3 reveals if any.
Julian Russell
Done
youtube.com
Note that the Activision rep always says Penta and never use "he" or "she".
Noah Walker
Where?
Leo Myers
based sharkiemain
William Cook
Juan Rivera
Why does Penta look like he's missing a chromosome?
Jaxson Cox
Where is N Brio
Where is Tawna
Where is Komodo Moe
Where is Koala Kong
Where is crash bash monkey
Nathan Torres
thread is SEVERELY lacking in coco
Carson Reed
CRASH
BANG
WALLOP
WORRAVIDEO
Zachary Nelson
Jack Green
That'll do it for me.
Blake White
Liam Flores
I think we'll get 4 more characters to round it out and give each class even numbers.
>fake velo
>Spyro
>Brio
>Nina
My guess
Grayson Bailey
I would not be happy if Spyro made it in over Tawna or Brio
Isaac Gonzalez
same
Camden Parker
I would
Dominic James
Except Spyro has actually been in a Crash racing game before while Tawna and Brio never have.
Actual fucking Crash Bandicoot characters, from the first game.
Ethan Fisher
Exactly. Ideal world is all but if I had to take one it'd be the Crash characters over Spyro.
Josiah Barnes
Yes, Spyro is pretty much confirmed at this point. Tawna will never appear again if it is not in this game.
Owen Richardson
no friends
Nathaniel Thompson
Benjamin Evans
sad but most likely true
Asher Lewis
She'll never appear again even if she IS in this game...
It's really a shame if she isn't included just to say goodbye to the character for another 23 years.
Zachary Rodriguez
TICK
TICK
TICK
Owen Bennett
Gotcha, user.
Isaac Turner
>having to wait until Wednesday for the next E3 stream
Jason Cox
It sucks, the character as ND wrote her was really neat but they never had the opportunity to actually use her how they wanted. Like you said a send off would be nice.
Brody Turner
Oh, you motherfucker
Oliver Richardson
Liam Watson
THICC
THICC
THICC
Carson Baker
I wanna try
before I do though I think this is the best time to download mednafen, I saw some gameplay with it and it looks much better thean PSX, mednafen looks like a pain to instal though
Nathan Stewart
I would rather that Beenis makes the game as close to the original for the people that grew up with the game than fuck up the mechanics to appease some mariokart babby
Christian Perry
Logan Collins
obj_motherfucker
tawna
kong
brio
Spyroniggers can go fuck themselves
Ian Wright
Slide Colisseum?
Wyatt Walker
yeah this is just the ps1 from a capture card. I got CTR working once with epsxe but with the cdrom in the drive, else itll give a weird error only CTR has. mednafen crashed for me (no pun intended)
Yeah
well shit
Wyatt Wright
This. I wsnt all of them, but I want Tawna, Brio and Obj_motherfucker more
I hope obj_motherfucker makes the howie scream when you hit him with an item
Ayden Powell
>they said all CTR and CNK characters are in
>Spyro is in CNK gba
UH-OH!
Kevin Taylor
Just show me PC, that's all I need to see. Please just show me PC.
Chase Gonzalez
Reveal when
Jace Richardson
>forgetting Moe when Joe is in
kys
Nolan Moore
im this user
I got mednafen all set up and its by far the best emulator I've used. Mine crashed too when I tried but you need to change the PS1 bios name from SCPH-5501.bin to SCPH5501.bin
Unfortunatley I have to unlock Turbo Track
Daniel Hall
>20fps with dips into 15
Nintenbabs will eat anything won't they?
Isaac Williams
Says who
Jack Russell
is the game not coming to PC?
Nathaniel Reed
Don't respond to 30fpsposters, they're 100% of the time either falseflagging or cockmongling sonic faggots, sometimes both at the same time.
Sebastian Bailey
Not for now.
Gavin Morgan
we already know pc bros dont buy anything, whats your point
Parker Price
You can use the cheat code to unlock it.
Christian Baker
Holy shit please let lobbies be a thing, oh my fuck.
Adrian Morgan
Is there any direct switch gameplay yet?
Henry Phillips
yfw tawna, n brio and nina are all dlc characters who come with their own tracks
Sebastian Collins
Oh god they have the Wrath of Cortex penguin look.
Oliver Powell
>CTR customs
Erect. Completely erect.
Colton Thompson
None of them look that bad.
Jason Davis
You stupid nigger. It is the Penguin from Crash 3 that Dingodile is going to flamethrower. It was in the original CTR. Why are you a cunt?
Brody Fisher
Hey retard, look at Penta's 5th skin.
Now fuck off.
Christian Lopez
>mfw this will take a fucking year to get to PC
fuck kotick and fuck activision
Brandon Garcia
no life
no games
no sex
no fun
Bentley James
whoops I meant Slide Colisseum not Turbo Track
I gave it a try and sucked balls lol I have some practice to do. Cool thing about mednafen is that it has memory cards AND save states so I can finally fuck with ghosts again
Jayden Ramirez
Christian Edwards
Some people on Twitter claim that the newest update on CTR:NF preload was datamined. Any chance this is real and not just some dumb wannabe famous tranny leaker stuff?
Thomas Perry
Polar!
Justin Jones
he cute
Jackson Sanders
I hope we can save multiple ghosts for each track in nitro fueled.
Justin Cox
I hope you can compete against like +30 ghosts at once, that's always fun in games that support that
Carter Lewis
Mascot crash ad from e3 here. Didn't see anyone mention it.
Daniel Hernandez
Have we seen Joe's costumes? I feel like Moe might just be a skin.
Noah Lee
There are a few here
imgur.com
Logan Cox
If they add any fucking CTTR characters over Tawna, Nina or Rilla Roo I will fucking scream
Landon Martin
Not including Nina only leaves one though, and nobody is clamoring for Von Clutch.
Jackson Adams
Fat Velo
Hudson Thompson
Final 4
Velo
Nina
Brio
Twana
Prove me wrong
Josiah Ramirez
Tawna is never happening because SJWs and Snoy
Anthony Smith
>Yaya Panda
I think you meant to say Rilla Roo.
Samuel Miller
I meant CTTR characters.
Angel Fisher
so handsome
James Martinez
He had a Mongol-esque skin in one of the recent streams iirc
Christian Diaz
Spyro
Nina
Fake Velo
Rilla Roo
Crash Mascot
objective best list
Jose Jones
man i've played ctr, crash 1,2,3, wrath, some of twinsanity, bash, and still these fucking threads are all people asking for random characters i've never heard of. what the fuck games did you guys play, the gameboy ones or some shit?
Jaxson Price
You cucks said the same thing about the Trilogy and there she was.
Evan Rodriguez
I'd be surprised if that many people actually played the game Yaya Panda is from.
Luis Ross
Honestly the most requested are the OG Naughty Dog characters which weren't in the original CTR (Brio, Moe, Kong, Tawna).
The only genuine literal who is Yaya Panda who is a fucking no-one from a mobile game and Rilla Roo who was a filler character for Bash.
Blake Morgan
Jaxon Jones
What is this store leak everyone is on about and crying over? Any links?
Jayden Russell
The only Gameboy character is N. Trance who is already in.
Baby T is the official name of the dinosaur you ride in Crash 3.
Rilla Roo is from bash.
Nina Cortex is from Twinsanity late game and played a prominent role in the series as a whole from them on.
Pasadena and Von Clutch are from Tag Team Racing.
Yaya Panda is from one of the mobile CTR games.
I think the Viscount is from that awful Japan-only DS party game.
obj_motherfucker is one of the names the lab assistant enemies had in the first 3 games' code.
Ayden Cruz
>nitro kart
shit i forgot this exists, is it good? i had become a jaded teenager by that point and thought it would be shit
Logan Johnson
Honestly besides Nina who was in Twinsanity and other, all the real characters are from CNK (Velo) or the trilogy
Logan Allen
;)
Liam Hughes
Nitro Kart is the last Crash game where the characters feel like their original selves, it's good but not as good as CTR. Yaya Panda isn't even from the original Nitro Kart anyway she's from some mobile only sequel.
Ian Torres
so sick, i love trackmania
Jose Lopez
Justin Morris
Jonathan Campbell
Julian Gomez
If these are all the characters we get then I'm fine - it's already exceeded my expectations since it was first announced and I thought it'd be a 1:1 remake.
Anything else at this point is just icing.
Nathaniel Phillips
He mad, also post another "outro" pic to prove it
Jason Butler
Is the game really using the same alchemy engine that was used for CNK?
Nicholas Miller
Zachary Brown
>he will never point at you out of a crowd and say "you're breathtaking."
It hurts bros..
Bentley Collins
ND wrote her as a shameless objective GF. They didn't really care about her beyond giving Crash a motivation
Christopher Moore
source you doublenigger
Eli Phillips
is the mobile ctr game not available anymore?
Ryan Bell
What was up with that 800 mb Nintendo update leak I heard about? Something about CTR voice lines and cutscenes?
Ethan Phillips
They wrote a lot for all the characters that they never managed to put in, Tawna included. Supposedly she would basically have had Coco's role in 2 as well.
Owen Allen
What's NST?
Josiah Nelson
Yeah, N. Tropy's Time Trial voice over clips and the ending Oxide cutscenes.
Jaxson James
N. Sane Trilogy.
Austin Rodriguez
N-Sane Trilogy
Samuel Lewis
>mobile CTR game
Say what now?
Luke Bell
Gotcha, that makes a fuckload of sense. Thanks
Grayson Edwards
Thanks for the clarification. I've seen people speculate it was about new characters and such. But that seems unlikely outside of DLC so close to release. Unless they're dropping a big bomb at their E3 show.
Alexander Brown
Spyro was in the GBA version of CNK and ties in to the release of reignited on other platforms. The bosses for CNK were only playable on the GBA version, as was fake Velo.
Thomas Reyes
To an extent I agree since the sheer amount of extra content has already far exceeded anyone's expectations, but not including the missing ND characters does seem like a huge missed opportunity. It was one of the only real gripes I had with the original.
Ian James
Is Crash' leather jacket and sunglasses confirmed yet?
Jaxon Bennett
Thomas Rogers
Not yet.
Daniel Ward
the fucking shaders theyre using look so bad, hadd a bit of color to the game man, why does everything have to look so washed out
Mason Cooper
Why the fuck not.
Samuel Hughes
Because all people have been asking about is Penta apparently.
Ryder Wood
who the fuck is penta penguin
Elijah Richardson
Why won't they shut up about this fag ass penguiin and scream for the best and most obvious skin?
Andrew Gray
Too black
Too strong
Hudson Ramirez
Because nobody actually was asking about Penta and Beenox were making things up.
Jace Butler
>tfw it IS TAWNA in reality that ends up the only character reveal
Chase Sanchez
Manga character made canon because Naughty Dog loved Japan until Jak II.
Brandon Bennett
Why are Beenox being like that, user?
Juan Hernandez
What about Pasadena O'Possum?
Jason Richardson
That was an Activision rep and he said Penta was a Polar/Pura clone when the screen said he is Speed now.
Cooper Miller
I love big Bandicoot tiddies
Gabriel Carter
user! Racism is not allowed!
Lincoln Ward
Don't think of it as a cheat code, think of it as a secret password or something.
Angel Butler
Ah fair enough.
Aiden Edwards
When you input the cheat code the confirmation sound is Penta saying "Penguin Yay 1"
Eli Lewis
I have the North American version of CTR and never heard "penguin yay 1" and I seem to recall he didn't have perfect stats? Pretty sure it's not Greatest Hits either so what gives?
I do remember that his mask was fucked up.
Ryan Miller
Put her in this dam sausage fest dammit.
Grayson Adams
>Passadena and Von Clutch but no Nina
Zachary Gutierrez
Christian Rogers
That guy's not from Beenox? He was there during the previous livestream sessions.
Blake Wright
hey, here's that Taqna request I promised a while ago, sorry it took so long. I got an N. Gin one coming up too
Brody James
They fixed the voice lines for PAL and gave him perfect stats. When you play penta on NTSC, he has handling like pura and polar, and will sometimes use the placeholder voice lines where you'd normally hear a cheer like when you hit someone with an item.
Jonathan Moore
Penta had different stats in PAL and NTSC regions.
Brayden Rivera
but does user love Bandicoot jiggle physics
Jackson Russell
Polar is so cute in this one that I might have to pick him up as my handling main
he looks like a puppy
Ryan Campbell
Very nice, hope they listen to her.
Parker Collins
where are the leaks
give me the leaks
Robert Hill
who doesn't?
Blake Ramirez
secret char from ctr that had the best stats, all the world records are using him
Jose Ortiz
Tag Team character and Nina when
Justin Miller
ITT they're gonna drop CNK adventure mode at the same time they drop fake velo, it's got to be the only reason they've stalled so long on revealing him cause the fucking game comes out next week.
Robert Smith
I do.
Does that make me a furry?
Easton Cooper
finger's crossed
Benjamin Kelly
Why would they allow Willie to be playable when he was fucking nothing but cutscene fodder
Blake Robinson
Any hope they'll anounce the PC version in the PC show?
Aaron Howard
Doubt it or they would have mentioned it by now. Will probably come out in like 6 months like last time.
Isaiah Wright
Viscount is from the awful DS party game but it actually did release outside of Japan.
Austin Price
>Gives us literal whos from post ND era
>But no Moe, Tawna, Brio, Koala,Rex and obj_motherfucker
Fuck Velo and his fuccbois
Landon Lee
isnt there a rumor about someone patch in the switch which leaked voicelines for unannounced characters? is this true? because it sounds like bullshit, havent been able to find any proof
Andrew Baker
Nitro Kart is okay but they did away with half of the boost system from CTR so it feels like dogshit in comparison (still better than most kart racers). Just wait for the remake, it will be better than playing real CNK.
Christopher Smith
Highly doubt. When pre-loads are put up for Nintendo games they're encrypted, and they only distribute the key at release. You have to have the titlekey to read any info from the package. Unless a reviewer has privately leaked a key it's highly unlikely.
Aaron Martinez
Feels good to finally update this again, though I'm worried I might be getting optimistic with that +.
Gavin Adams
>8. Spyro does indeed have a home track. It's called "Spyro Subway" and no, it isn't a recreation of the timeless classic picture. Instead it takes place in an underground urban subway. A train is a hazard much like Android Alley's
kek
Robert Sullivan
my fear?
not a single other female character?
Dont know if coco can handle 26 dicks alone.
Levi Taylor
Beenox is secretly redpilled and hate women
no other reason they removed 99% of them
Ayden Cooper
WHERE ARE THE LEAKS
Noah Ward
What the fuck is CR and why did it have Pasadena and not Coco?
Eli Bailey
Shut up Yuya.
Christopher Sanders
Ian Morales
E3 is madly overrated for anything but new info on games you follow, like PiracyLands 3 in my case. for everything else:
youtube.com
FAVORITE TRACK POLL: strawpoll.me
MOST PLAYABLE TRACK POLL: strawpoll.me
CHARACTER POLL (not mine, may be outdated): strawpoll.me
Levi Ortiz
pic related
CR is "Crash Racing", it's one in a line of shitty mobile games: crashbandicoot.fandom.com
Jayden Stewart
The last four characters are the following.
>Brio
>Nina
>Fake Velo
>Spyro
No obj_motherfucker, no Tawna, no Koala Kong, no Moe.
Noah Perry
To the retards wanting the shitty panda consider N. Oxide from the phone game
David Butler
Tawna not in would be really stupid, especially for fucking fake velo. giving her trophy girl costumes will make the fat autists happy.
Isaac Gomez
why would we want a chink panda anyway? it's chinese, and it's so lazy and dumb it's going extinct. that's compound bad.
Isaiah Gonzalez
why is he naked
Julian Davis
>Moe and Fake Velo are skins for Joe and Real Velo that significantly change their dialogue
Thoughts? Would be weird seeing Fake Velo in the Beginner class, though.
Michael Brooks
Looks cool. Completely different character, but still cool.
Dominic Baker
what the fuck is that? looks like Candy.
Leo Carter
Joseph Thomas
Pokemon version of Pennywise.
Austin Nguyen
>jeep
>baby puke green soviet camo
>Tiny's mug as sticker
>general tiny skin
>quote Stalin through mic
yes/yes?
David Taylor
I think if they wanted to do that they wouldn't have real velo listed as real velo on the roster. sorry for the shit picture, I only remember seeing it this distinctly in the one stream because one of the guys in the stream mentioned it when they saw it.
Robert Gutierrez
Blasphephon the muslim pokemon?
Bentley Morris
Fake Velo is fucking based
Hunter Clark
Android Alley looks sick
Isaac Cook
Made this just for you.
Leo Reed
Correct.
Jaxson Murphy
it's because they're more costly than Gravelers else I would throw them into WT with the nickname ''Muslim''. Graveler's face fits more though. no moves, only explosion.
wait….
don't they evolve into Golems which are kinda nice on arival?
Logan Powell
Austin Robinson
Forcing people to see the trade evo animation (trade evos can't be cancelled IIRC) is kinda troll-y.
Nathaniel Turner
what youtuber/streamer should i watch when ctr comes out? idk anyone in the speedrun community or anything. i wanna watch someone who is good at the original. no ps4 to buy, i gotta wait for pc version
Julian Walker
Your MUSLIM evolved into GOLEM! (Golems are Jewish folklore) this only gets better.
Ian Cruz
kek
Austin Torres
Reminds me of that robot from Jak X.
Anyone played that game? I really liked the edginess of it. Fuck Nu-Naughty Dog for making fun of it when they didn't have jack to do with it's development.
WAM BAM SUPERSLAM
Jayden Rogers
Juan Walker
>that car
buggy styled or even better, hotrod, is the best thing.
Josiah Wood
>Nu-Naughty Dog for making fun of it
Context? Nu-ty Dog shitting on anything pre-TLoU doesn't surprise me, I just want more reasons to hate them.
Jose Mitchell
Yeah I played it, was pretty good.
Luis Foster
That's lewd
Mason Johnson
roo let it rip a little too hard
Ian Carter
What is that?
Zachary Rivera
are you seriously happy about that, the model looks like shit why does he even has a pink mohawk. God i fucking hate this new designs.
Colton Sanchez
good lord
John Gutierrez
RILLA ROO
Adrian King
I asked what a third Vortex trip would do.... ow.
Aaron Torres
In the Ellie DLC from TLoUs (The one where she kisses a niggress), there is a section where they visit an old arcade and there's a Jak X booth for some fucking reason. If you interact with it Ellie pretends to play in it and says something like "That's stupid..." and you unlock a trophy named "Nobody's Perfect".
Thomas Campbell
Rippler Rudy
Brody Wood
>and "slot" for Rilla Roo
BASED
Asher Young
Tropy sounds like a beta nerd.
It's going to feel so much beating his ghosts
Chase James
At least he looks more like a kangaroo I guess.
Elijah Carter
I guess the Unkarted jokes really got to them. Did anyone from the Jak X team even work on TLoU?
Chase Adams
The exact line is "That game is stupid." Not even kidding.
Aaron Richardson
I guess we know what the N stands for in N.Tropy don't we boys?
Samuel Walker
>Cortex is into feet
Truly our guy
Evan Moore
What the fuck, he sounds nothing like even his NST self
Angel Jackson
Levi Bailey
A lot of them don't.
Samuel Robinson
He got de-evolvo-ray'd
Isaiah Richardson
Ian Harris
Nolan Smith
Damn, bad day to be a Tropychad
Isaiah Cox
Here's a gdrive with most of the games and scans of the CTR/CNK track overviews out of the strategy guide: drive.google.com
Evan Cox
cute
Chase Walker
it's a predone time ghost - it is not conscious and can't do what it's maker did. thus that pic of it looking back to Crash is wrong.
Logan Cruz
not blue rogershit model also always static it’s incredible
Ayden Foster
It's a fucking promo render you autist
Angel Walker
Even worse, his ghosts in CNK had voice lines.
Lucas Reyes
>static
is it even a model at this point?
Dominic Hill
Question is, will you need to beat all of his ghosts including on the CNK tracks or just the original ones?
Josiah Nguyen
ok cool
but we already knew ntrophy was coming. same with penta penguin
Jacob Rodriguez
N. Tropy looked into the future and saw Crash racing against his ghost.
Owen Barnes
Tropy has a long history of dubious voice direction. Even the originals you could hardly tell they were the same actor
youtube.com
youtube.com
Brayden Morris
Jose Harris
I only want Moe so he can appear in adventure. Lizardbros are boring but norm race in cnk was tight.
Carter Hernandez
that was before sony started going the censorship route, dude. They started around mid to late 2018
Josiah Taylor
The item gauge is some serious bullshit. Some nice tracks in there tho
Jose Stewart
kek, he sounded so jovial and non-threatening in CNK
youtube.com
Hudson Sanchez
main me
Nathan Morgan
I cant load this shit on my phone ffs
Charles Reed
Good thing this is not a Sony game.
Levi Miller
Sony isn't publishing this one dude. Activision is, just like NST.
Austin Gomez
>The one leak is just a voiceline that won't affect me since my game will be in [/spoiler]latino
Well at least I hope his dubber does a better job
Luke Phillips
How the fuck is Michael Ensign so inconsistent? He even veers into an Indian-British accent sometimes in CTR/CNK, it's miles from the menacing, snarling voice in Warped.
Phoneshitter BTFO
Josiah Peterson
Tawna
Brio
mostly Tawna
don't care about the rest
Logan Morgan
Take Yaya Panda out out the "Never ever" section or i'm gonna sit down so hard your grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers.
Camden Reed
Oh, dear... Now I must DEMOLISH YOU!
Jace Baker
>Tawna
>Koala Kong
>Komodo Moe
N. Brio
>Baby T
Rilla Roo
>Lab Assistant
>Warthog
Fake Velo
>Pasadena
>Von Clutch
Nina
>Viscount
>Yaya Panda
Spyro
The ones I didn't > are in. Rilla Roo is cheat code-only.
Josiah Cook
...
Josiah Thomas
Easton Hughes
>Rilla Roo
Never ever.
Ayden Cook
>puts rilla roo in
>not koala kong
ugh at least try
Elijah Smith
>he wants another speed character
Andrew Edwards
Matthew Rogers
I was literally banned for 3 days for posting this in a CTR thread
Benjamin Gomez
seriously? I got a thread nuked once for posting sfw coco.
Jose Mitchell
Listen, we just got penta as a speed character and krunk as a beginner, they could make koala kong a fucking accel type at this point
Gavin Nelson
The mods seem to either really dislike these Crash threads, or really get upset about anything vaguely furry and sexual
Jose Stewart
Crash himself is incredibly sexual and I dont blame anyone for being intimidated by his girth.
Grayson Taylor
Baby T seems more likely since Mystery Caves can now function as his home track because they added dinosaur bones, triceratops, and pterosaurs from Warped.
Komodo Moe and Koala Kong seem like DLC at this point. Maybe alongside a feudal Japan track for Moe and something like Superstar Limo for Kong.
Charles Baker
I really really want to fuck Tawna
Anthony Scott
I've been banned for posting sfw coco. crash threads walk a fine line with some mods counting tawna and coco as furry even though they're vidya. It's basically up to whichever mods saw the post and they're opinion towards it
Jaxson Foster
Robert Wilson
Next stream when?
Carson Bailey
Lincoln Lewis
same
Evan Sanders
Wednesday
Levi Howard
Why can't she be real?
Justin Young
Yup
Lucas Foster
Caleb Ramirez
>Crash
>Not Ripper Roo
Luis Parker
F
Wyatt Wood
Tyler Walker
Crash is a cuck. The real sexual beast is Pinstripe.
Jason Foster
Thanks to customization, I won't be able to sperg about characters and their kart colours and map dots anymore. I will not buy this game but I will watch darksydephil play it
Ayden Phillips
Matthew Hall
Pinstripe
>needs a gun to intimidate
>gun doesnt even work
>horrible aim
>falls over when slapped 3 times
>movie impressions
Crash
>doesnt need a neck
>doesnt talk
>pelvic thrusts
>end: none
>sex: yes
>canon 6'10" by police reports
>orange as fuck
Alexander Butler
me too, 3 days, same exact image even
Brayden Howard
Cope
Parker Morris
>canon 6'10" by police reports
If Crash is canon 6'10, how tall is Tawna?
Easton Rodriguez
I'll have to cope with that shitty art
Ryder Sanders
No trophy girls, no buy
Benjamin Wilson
Guess she's be about 9 foot.
Brody Martinez
Do we have any side by side character line up concept arts?
Jackson Harris
Whats the CTR equivalent of this?
Evan Sullivan
>people are alreadting platting CTR
reeeee
Levi Ortiz
user, what's important is that Coco is about the same height as her brother.
Mason Jackson
The ship in Crash Cove.
Jackson Davis
>tfw prefer tall girls and never realized these
Aiden Cooper
so....is there any more?
Eli Jones
tawna want snoo snoo
Sebastian Parker
>Today's tweet is just the advert
Wednesday seems so far away
Henry Phillips
Henry Nguyen
>9 foot Tawna.
Oh God yes...
Tall girls are a gift from Heaven.
Leo Bennett
>tfw work
I'm glad that I finally have a salary job but I'll miss being able to participate in the stream of conciousness and hope I can catch up after I get home.
Cameron Butler
James Wood
Josiah Sullivan
Which ones?
Sebastian Gonzalez
Crash is a manlet. The 6ft thing is the guy in the costume.
Gabriel Jenkins
He cute
Cameron Green
[Spoiler]We know. Let us have our fun[/spoiler]
Jonathan Evans
>absolute silence on Trophy Girls
F
Kevin Rogers
Samuel King
I think you meant SHE CUTE
Jaxson Gray
>>absolute silence on Trophy Girls
as always
John Hill
>canon 6'10"
Isaiah Allen
I'd trust a police report from yesterday to be more current than an ID card from 20 years ago
Brayden Carter
leakers please save us from this hell
Mason Morris
Here's your new female racer bro
Levi Ramirez
whi is everyone now saying that penta is female just because some rando try to guess that it was a female just by looking?
he even has a gf in the manga
Michael Watson
Girls can date other girls though
Oliver Barnes
>just because some rando try to guess that it was a female just by looking?
That's all.
Christopher Hill
I love him
Evan Barnes
he's very clearly male in the manga tho.
Jordan Robinson
Aiden Russell
This, he's a jackhammer
James Stewart
Joseph Kelly
I'm just shitposting a bit. Still in shock that they gave him top speed stats instead of handling stats
Easton Gray
This is a real advertisement, Crash is a chad
Asher Torres
Daniel Robinson
I WANT TAWNA GIVE ME TAWNA
Josiah Collins
>Not putting the trophy girls instead
Gabriel Peterson
Is this real?
Don't get your hopes up. At most she's getting a background cameo like Nina and Brio.
Noah Campbell
...
Jonathan Cooper
>Crash predicted Console Tans
>And also fucked them
Woah
Andrew Jones
Not nearly enough.
Blake Morris
That's just blue Kao
Camden Rodriguez
Julian Anderson
haha I love the subject matter
cause it really is all about her baps
Xavier Richardson
With longer hair this would be my favorite look for Jak.
Samuel Scott
that's Isabella
Nathan Diaz
Which is why Beenox won't include her.
Brandon Sullivan
Aaron Harris
I wonder what he could do with a tongue that long...
Ian Perry
Ryder Rogers
David Carter
tawna...
Gavin Flores
CUTE!!
Charles Moore
easy on the wumpas..
Daniel Reed
Andrew Foster
snacc
Jonathan Gomez
love how he drives with his feet because of the straightjacket
Brayden Peterson
How early was N-Sane triligy get leaked? I'm sure there were copies leaked a good week before the release. Its when the copies get shipped out to retailers when the copies start leaking.
Charles Ortiz
exactly
Adam Thompson
I would be okay with these.
Noah Scott
ffs I almost bought your stuff
Owen Evans
oh shit...
Jace Ward
Andrew Ortiz
>Playing MK yesterday
>Realize I was playing against Mario, Tanooki Mario, Baby Mario and Silver Mario
he took the name of the game really serious
Aaron Lewis
Disgusting
Jaxon Cook
Isaiah Bell
Seriously, who at Nintendo thought that was okay? Don’t forget Peach, Pink Gold Peach, Baby Peach, and Cat Peach. I just want my man Petey back.
Brayden Foster
post kart you want
Ian Robinson
This and Velos golden one is all they need to add kart wise.
Camden King
that's the one
Colton Sanchez
Give me hog as a kart
Parker Parker
This and legacy are the only good ones
Jeremiah Myers
Warped motorcycle would be cool but probably exclusive to Crash for simplicity's sake.
Brody Wilson
then go and enjoy Sonic Racing
oh wait
Wyatt Reed
>no pc no pirate
Ftfy
Isaac Davis
>Ever doubting the original roster will not be featured
Cameron Walker
why are they so shit to play the fucking game
Jayden Scott
Alexander Gomez
Nathan Hill
The kart Cortex and Tiny drive in the intro.
Matthew Cruz
A very cute and fitting coco outfit
Samuel Lewis
It's crazy how every gameplay stream has had people playing who don't really know how to play. In yesterdays stream chat people were complaining how the game looked slow, which it really isn't considering all the videos filmed in the stores by people who played the demos. It really is a marketing fail by not at least teaching the basics of the game beforehand so that the viewers get a better picture of what the game actually is.
Kayden White
Thats what you get for hiring e-celebs. Willyrex is a spaniard Minecraft youtuber, what the fuck was he doing there yesterday?
Brody Long
I think those are alt colors now
Robert Anderson
no 60 fps don't at me
Jason Cooper
it seems ridiculous that they didn't give them a quick rundown of the boost mechanics beforehand, what possible reason would they have not to.
it was especially and painfully obvious in the stream with nolan north and troy baker, both of them kept finishing in 7th and 8th place and were very visibly becoming frustrated and unhappy with the game, could have been easily avoided and made the game look a lot better if they'd taken a few minutes before the stream went live to say "hey, here's how to drift boost"
Jaxson Rivera
what the fuck I did not know they were different
Isaiah Hernandez
yes
Jack Wright
I'd have beenox focus all skins exclusively on coco, unless they're going to add more girls to the game.
Jaxson Young
Yeah that stream was especially bad, they just started cracking dumb jokes because the game wasn't entertaining to them. Terrible job from the hosts really.
Jack Richardson
I can't believe it's a possibility that Coco is it.
Ethan Young
youtube.com
where is nina?
Alexander Powell
Jayden Davis
4P split screen has less visual details most likely.
Xavier Jackson
tawna fucking died
Jace Lopez
wtf man
why are they so shit at playing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Bentley Gutierrez
Kayden Ortiz
God tier
Elijah King
might as well have
Owen Cooper
I'll hope for as much as an easter egg, like her standing at the edge of the map or in a shortcut or whatever, but no way they're adding her as such
Jacob Myers
Ayden Gonzalez
well it is better than nothing, and still more then 99% of every other game since 1.
Jayden Myers
>1st gen camaro
boomershit, second and turd gens are where it's at
crash should drive a '79-81-styled kart instead
Justin Torres
Beenox let e-celebs who aren't major crash fans play their game so they don't hassle with them question regarding characters.
Benjamin Reed
This isn't a bad theory.
Kevin Lewis
another 500 crash bread bout to be dead
Jeremiah Murphy
it's a good feel desu
Xavier Parker
let's go for another one
Sebastian Cook
How about they just have the director play since hes already a massive crash autist and obviously would know how to play the fucking game fuck I'm mad
Jace Brooks
Makes sense. Canadian Cuck Eh is a Crash fan and got Thomas Wilson to confirm Crunch like 2 weeks before the trailer with him. That kind of thing probably upsets the marketing team.
Owen Sanchez
I remember watching some gameplay lately with him where he smoked the othere 3 people
Kevin Ward
Before the thread hits limit I just want t say.
TAWNA NEVER EVER FUCK WHOEVER IS IN CHARGE OF THIS SHIT I'LL NEVER BUY IT
Sebastian Roberts
That was scripted surely, they likely told him that they will announce Crunch in that interview beforehand
Isaiah Thompson
...
Hunter Green
>nina and n. brio banners are gone in cortex castle
HOL UP
Tyler Ward
keep the faith user