Have we ever seen Keanu look this happy?

Keanu is a reverse Hideo Kojima, an actor that loves video games instead of a video game designer who loves actors

He probably knew he would be taking Ikumi home afterwards and smashing, they're probably cuddling right now.

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I love this man. It was really cool seeing him get so much response from the audience. He's just a cool dude.

not until the tranny sex tape is released

you know what, they probably fucking did

That's a CG. Keanu doesn't smile.

I'm glad this such a good year for him, and I hope he continues to do well. He works hard and seems like a very genuine dude, I'm happy for him.

I dunno why everyone keeps saying he's drunk, it looks more to me that he's just a little nervous, which would make sense given how so many people were in the seats watching the presentation.

damn i heard shes an old cunt but shes cute for being almost 40

All the time mate, only his characters don't smile.

>you can see the curve in her ass through her thigh gap

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will I have to wait till 2020 for the full song?

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I've always seen him that happy in behind the scenes interviews and shit.

Well if he works with polacks, then there is a high chance that he is drunk.
>t.polack

Oh shit, I had no noticed that. I WANT THAT CUSHION ON MY FACE

oh damn, I was too shocked by keanu arrival to notice, it's pretty good
probably yes, in 2020.

clips.twitch.tv/BashfulHelpfulSalamanderPrimeMe
so goddamn wholesome

she has obviously got her teeth fixed since before TEW1, good on her

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k-kawaii

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nervous and probably has no idea what a "videogame" is. They're like here go and present this for us please, also heres this cheque

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

He speaks awkwardly and it's endearing.
>tfw no 50 year old cool actor friend who is lonely and just wants regular friends

His speech is a bit slurred and he's uncoordinated.

Sounds like how he always sounds though.

You’ve never heard Keanu before, have you?

probably told cd red hes gonna wing it and had that cyberman 77 description as a backup for when he freezes

Probably because of these things:
1. He gets to be in a Bill and Ted movie and is probably so happy to be working with his bro Alex Winter
2.John Wick has been doing great
3. He gets to be in a videogame which is probably like the one thing he's probably wanted to do for years outside of acting but he's usually been too busy for it.

>Lonely Guy who just enjoys motorcycles and making fun movies for people to enjoy
>gave a good portion of his pay check from his breakthrough role to the special effects team of the movie
>has been through countless trials and tribulations but still finds the strength to be optimistic
What a fucking champ. Best man in Hollywood hands down.

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Not in interviews.

for as shit as this E3 probably will be and how disappointing Cyberpunk will probably be it was still worth it just for this moment

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>implying he doesn't know what a video game is
They've been fairly mainstream ever since he was a small kid, user.

>cyberman 77

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I'm a Nintendo fag and will probably never touch this game, but you don't have a soul if you didn't enjoy that moment.

Dude seemed to love the crowd's reaction. He should host more, or do plays.

was he a little overwhelmed by crowd reaction?
that one "lady" got some lungs on her, she screamed for whole minute

Can someone post the immortal reeves pic?

but hes an epic chad no time for that shit

>worked as one of main characters on a game for probably a year if not two
>doesn't know what it is
you really don't know how game dev works, do you?

>Keanu
>no idea what a "videogame" is
Considering he's a massive weeb I doubt that.

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I doubt that stopped him from playing Atari when he was about 13.

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youtube.com/watch?v=g5OACtKzmqI

good for keeanu, I hope she makes him happy

Japs dont get old until 55

wtf are you talking about, hr's always been somewhat lonely
sure got more pussy than this whole thread but his childhood was obviously more sheepish, you can tell by looking at him

Keanu reminds me of some user that got his shit together but is still a bit spergy in front of people.
It's basically what making it looks like for us.

what a based guy

You forgot
>tranny-chaser

That cancels out the others.

Imagine if a man did this they would escort him out of the premises stat

no they wouldn't, stop trying to be a victim you fucking beta

Seething

I definitely got the sense he was genuinely enjoying himself and wasn't doing it just because he had to.

I imagine he's pretty happy about being in a game his children are hyped for

the front row of the crowd was made up of actors paid to screaming at every video.

This is my favorite movie of all time and I recommend that everyone watch it.

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>his children
>>>???

It's acting.

well there was that thing with the puppies

they should make him the male lead for everything!

>his children
A-user...

no it's keanu reeves. he's the most wholesome down to earth actor ever. he's responses are all so genuine.

Okay, this is epic.

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Ever seen the matrix p2-3?
Keanu cant act for shit.

Literally kill yourself you incel cuck the bethesda press conference had an autistic dude screaming YEAAAAHHH and WOOOOOOOOO to everything that was said.

Ever seen The Matrix?
No fucking shit.

oh no!

This is what happens when everybody loves you

He's so based

RED PILL ME ON THIS
WHY IS 54 YEAR OLD MAN THIS SEXY???

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youtu.be/RgHUljLnlNc

so like half of this board?

Bane?

he is not actually 54

I can't believe they pay sheeps to cheer on the front row
youtu.be/SIaFtAKnqBU

it's the big ass crowd and they all like him. It's a lot to take in

When Bill and Ted movies were out and he was a goofy youngster

Jesus Microsoft is really going all in on videogames these days, I mean, really.
Based Keanu says it all

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How does he not age?

>child died
>wife divorced and died
>bill and Ted fucking died
>matrix when to shit
>has admitted that he’s extremely lonely
It’s hard being Keanu sometimes

hope he did

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Yes he was. He was fucking wobbling when he said "YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!" not to mention he's been slurring his words like crazy
I mean, anybody who drinks alcohol would notice it immediately
He was drunk. Maybe not too drunk, just drunk enough

>bill and Ted fucking died
What do you mean? It's coming out next year

he's just autistic

>has admitted that he’s extremely lonely
I would be his friend.

There was that time he stole a camera from a paparazzi

He seemed to be very happy about it.

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While that would usually be a deal breaker, Keanu is still based.Most rules need a few exceptions, and he's been in my top 5 actors for a decade and a half, even long before I found this shithole website and discovered I wasn't the only one who appreciates him outside of John Wick and the fucking reddit-tier memes. The man's had a hard life, if he's happy then I'm happy for him.

a real human bean

And? Show me journos, suits, devs etc. who speak on the E3 stage and aren't high or drunk?

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>keanu actually pulls off the graphic t-shirt under sports jacket look
this man can do no wrong. everytime I see this combo it looks like fucking trash but this mad lad did it

based, fuck those privacy invading jews

Yes, he sorta is, but that actually helps my argument.
Drinking alcohol loosens up 'autistic' people like Keanu. There's a reason why he would be drunk.
Not to mention his wobbling isn't done by his 'autism'.

Tbh I would be smiling too in his situation

What's the exact law that excludes "journalists" from being stalkers?

They're getting paid to do it.

You can hear the fat in her voice.

Keanu can end racism i think.

Icummy

>He doesn't know.

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This. He can purge all non Whites

How can one guy be so cool

So do hitmen, doesn't mean its legal. But I doubt anything would happen if I caught one of these fuckers and called the cops.

>Mom said it's my turn on the xbox

Drugs

Because he can cuck full Asian men.

youtube.com/watch?v=tM2_GYNrY04

They're not threatening or placing the victim in fear. They're just very annoying.

>2077

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>They're not threatening
Their job is literally to photograph you while you sit on the toilet. That's what makes them money.
Also, >annoying is an offense in pretty much every western country if it happens repeatedly and worth at least a fine.

youtube.com/watch?v=etlBZInTE-I

>Their job is literally to photograph you while you sit on the toilet. That's what makes them money.
It's more than that, but sure. That's also not threatening I believe, or if it is than that act will be considered stalking but not paparazzi in general.

>Also, >annoying is an offense in pretty much every western country if it happens repeatedly and worth at least a fine.
I disagree with that. There's no laws for that, that's way too vague.

They're not journalists, they're photographers. You fags need to cool it with your hate boner for journalists, historians and anyone else who could potentially debunk your ideology for what it is.

>WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

Did you not notice the quotes?

Well, we do have noise disturbance as an offense, even at daytime. And I'm sure there's something for other annoyances too, I mean, I doubt you can go after someone screaming at him all day long.

>debunk your ideology for what it is
What are you on about?

>I said it, but not really
Fuck off.

Using quotes is an accepted way to imply something is not really the thing you're calling it. You should learn English.

You're just pulling shit out of your ass, hoping some of it applies to these people. Clearly, they're not breaking laws in general, all the things you're bringing up won't apply.

I'm not surprised subtext is lost on you since Yea Forums is a board of simpletons.

Enjoy fantasizing about "adult" girls.

invasion of privacy doesn't have to be life threatening

>hoping some of it applies to these people
Yes, I do. I cannot imagine how constant annoyance wouldn't be an offense. Are you supposed to beat someone to stop it?
Just because I don't know the exact law, doesn't mean it doesn't exist. And I doubt you can prove to me that annoying someone all the time is totally legal and that no one can do anything about it.

Okay. Invasion of privacy =/= Stalking. Stop bringing up other random offences you can think of.

>And I doubt you can prove to me that annoying someone all the time is totally legal and that no one can do anything about it.
I'm not saying it's not illegal either. I'm saying if it was illegal, it doesn't apply to these people.

>people feeling sorry for this kike because some media portrayed him as homeless or some depressed shit
Uh oh. Didn't know v was a bunch of sorry miserable basedcucks

He truly is /ourguy/

What the fuck are you talking about? Stalking IS invasion of privacy by very definition, nothing more. My point is that that is a crime in a civilised world

>Stalking IS invasion of privacy by very definition
Not the definition I read.

>it doesn't apply to these people
It should, that's my whole point.

>take a picture of me
>I say I'm afraid
>the photographer is now a stalker

Then you'\re arguing to the wrong person, I was just answering what excludes them from stalking. Not if they should be excluded.

It's funny how an actor is being used as a marketing tool so successfully like this. Operation
"Use Relatable Meme Actor to Generate Hype" was a success.

>bitter as fuck
>jelly as fuck
>Y-YOU GUYS ARE FAGS B-BUT I'M NOT! STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE!
I don't give a flying fuck about you, that SJW game or anything related to it but Keanu is fucking based and you are a little bitter virgin that get mad for what people like or don't. Neck yourself.

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Because he was in fortnite and cyberpunk is trying to stay relatable in 2019/20 without being trashed on released
It's all a clown meme war world user

BASED KEANU
Pre-ordering the game just to drink a beer with him in the Cyberpunk world

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>if I namecall then I win, the post
Sorry little onions incel. But I'm married :^)
And you just called it a sjw game
Why would you support a guy who plays a role in sjw work?

what happens when a 1/4 hapa breeds with a full bred jap?

>It's funny how an actor is being used as a marketing tool so successfully like this. Operation
What kind of sentence is this?

She's like a 4/10
t. asian

well, she didn't scream at MS conference all the time
bethesda one screamed at every three phrases
also all the phones people pulled out

t. south korean who thinks women are supposed to look like those plastic surgery dolls with no unique features.

You're talking to a crowd full of incel virgins
The moment they see any 3d flesh being relatable they carry her to 10 and start breathing really heavily

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Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.

I would actually kill myself if it meant Keanu would live the rest of his days happy
I am 100% serious about this

get drunk

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Well wouldn't you? It's E3 Bethesda.

He's a lonely guy who fucks trannies, of course he plays video games.

based

What if I told you it actually would cause that to happen, right now?

Holy fuck, it's the small details that count the most.

Just got home and am catching up. How fucking LIT was keanu? I thought he was gonna fall over.

Put this Keanu wherever you'd like.

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>But I'm married
>:^)
Sure you are. A family "man", browsing Yea Forums, at 6 am and talking shit about people you know nothing about.

>Why would you support a guy who plays a role in sjw work?
Because he is not a fag like you, everyone knows he is a great guy and want to see him succeed in life.
Also, back to plebbit, you seem really autistic and I can smell the fatness over here.

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KEANAU SMILING GIVES ME LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!

AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

CDPR should sell johnny silverhand stickers

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we must protect his smile

>seeth amerilard doesnt know what a timezone is
Not suprised

>great guy
Hmmmm yeah
Just like how Jews are a poor and helpless race that got exterminated by Hitler right

Alpha stance

That is a fucking long life considering the man is literally immortal.

He wouldn't want that, user. He'd want you to continue living just like he is

It was actually E3 Microsoft, but I guess your point still stands.

>want to see him succeed in life
Let's be real, playing a character in Cyberpunk 2077 for him is not that much of a success, the guy's been in massive blockbusters for decades and is now in his second major long term franchise, some neat new game is chump change.
Given how many games he's been in now I'd imagine he just likes doing it.

>40
really? I would have guessed late twenties.

twitter.com/CyberpunkGame/status/1137939405509804033?s=19

YES TRANSEXUALS ARE BASED YOU KNOW ME

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damn son

It was one of the highlights of the entire e3, a Collections edition is nothing for it.

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pretty sure there's lots of people who'd be his friend but they'll be drowned out by the sycophants

>Tranny Chaser
T-Tell me it's not true Bros..He was suppose to be our guy! Also fuck 54 year old, His Asian genes are working overtime

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people of public interest literally have less privacy rights, at least in my country.
it's pretty disgusting.

absolutely based

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i drank you fuck

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That is setting the bar extremely low

>celibrity on stage of E3 somehow does'nt end up in a cringe compilation

How does he do it?

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>Tranny chaser
Makes him even more our guy

Somebody explain. I cant see shit, yes im an incel

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have you seen him talk about motorbikes?

Because he's already an established meme.

Her ass can be seen through her thigh gap. Weebs call it "ass fangs", I think.
It's stupid.

>Given how many games he's been in now I'd imagine he just likes doing it.
Which is probably closer to "succeeding" for him than just making more money.

Because people love him for being a little bit spergy. Can't make fun of it when that's what makes him popular.

>ass fangs
>vagina bones

what other retarded terms do weebs use when it comes to basic anatomy

>shitting on assfangs
unbased

Dude, watch him saying caiberpaaaaannnnkhhh. He was high as fuck

I still don't know if this guy has some serious issues or it's just his joke thing. I don't watch him and all footage I've seen are just him screaming and hitting the fucking camera

I feel like Keanu is that kinda guy who needs those special types of "encouragements" to pop up on stage

It's fake, retards.

He was clearly on drugs.

Did Keanu mocap that?

he managed to monetize the concept of acting retarded and hes probably a millionaire now

he isn't actually too retarded, he's somewhere in the top 0.05% percentile of an assfaggots game which is statistically nearly impossible unless you have an iq of like 120 or more

cringe and bluepilled Keanu denier

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>drunk
Not quite.
But IMO he sounded very nasal. As if he's a coke addict.
I hope he's not ;_;

This. Bad teeth and a bowl cut. yuck

Why must zoomers ruin everything.

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From a movie Generation Um…, he's in character acting

this post seems like a cope

She's cute! cute!

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Already the best one

Did his sister ever get cured?

Don't worry, in 2 years time, John Wick 4 will bomb and he'll be back to perma-sad Keanu.
;_;

Yes thats how the average jap girls are.

would you trade aspects of your privacy for millions of dollars? you're a genuine retard if you say you wouldnt

youtube.com/watch?v=7c2olMFEhK8

Death is a cure.
t. Sand Pest

she got a nice ass

Actors don't have to actually work and have a shit ton of money for health and look. Literally playing life on easy automatic.

I want to cum inside of her

I wouldn't. I make enough money to live a pretty decent life, more money would quickly run into diminishing returns at the cost of constantly having some disgusting vermin try to invade my private life.

You're all breathtaking!

He's the most humble man on Earth. Lives like a literal who, but acts like a god.

Bless this thread.

Only if she has a nice feminine penis.

>actors don't have to actually work
Based retard

lol wtf

for how unfun fortnite is that's still pretty based how much shit they do to garner mainstream attention
absolutely no shame for paying out celebrities and putting thanos in the game
I will never play it again until they release the campaign promised to be free in 2018

>oh, I have to memorize few lines and do some moves for 50m$ so hard!!

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>where the girl screams
I'll cut my scrotum off if what was screaming like that was a girl.

based retard

Would you let him fuck you?

It's like Vin Diesel. Massive action movie star, social chad but likes playing D&D and was one of the driving forces behind the Riddick games.

To some people, the lifestyle expected of an actor is just part of the job, they do their obligations and then go do the things they actually like doing after.

She literally just looks like an average or below-average jap/chink, I don't understand the love
I feel like white people have unrealistically low standards for asian women in general. Are asian americans that shit?

Why aren't you an actor then user?

Nah but I would probably invite him for some coffee and homemade applepie on a sunday morning

Yes, his expertise like many other actors who weren't forced in by nepotism took him out of hard labor or menial office work and into a specialized profession in which demand is some of the highest in the world, and?
If any of those men dedicated their lives to honing themselves in on a specialized craft or skill instead of punching durries all day, they could put themselves in the same position.

He quite literally said he had never heard about video games before being contacted by CDPR.

Unfortunately he is very lonely

I know we have confirmation of Vin Diesel playing D&D and video games, but I don't think we've ever had evidence that Keanu gives a fuck about vidya beyond the paycheck studios gives him

Well no wonder he was lonely for so long then

>The good times are coming Keanu, you have to be ready for them
>I will MAKE you ready.

Its all the body language. If she just stood there doing nothing you wouldn't see half as many posts about her. But since she did those little dances everyone's talking about it

hope not

Seething
The work it's not hard but trying to keep up looks and appearances takes a toll

>t.

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Wow literally no one cares about your lovers spat with some random user.

Where do you think you are?

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Yes and then after I tell him he is loved and appreciated by all

>I feel like white people
Opinion discarded.

Considering Bill and Ted 3 is on the way, do you guys think he was just in character? Every video he's been with Alex Winter he's doing all of his B&T hand gestures, so I feel like this is what we can expect from Bill and Ted: Face the Music

oh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

He was high on life because he saw what it looked like when gamers rise up.

ngl thats a nice ass

you're a great man, Keanu!

we need to ask the real questions here

can we fuck keanu in the game?

i'm asian which is why i am unaffected by her homely charms

>i'm asian
you sure are, sweaty

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>has never heard of a video game in his entire life

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This can`t be tranny, to cute

...

This keeps getting better and better.

WHY DID ANA FALL FOR THE WEIGHT LOSS MEME REEEEEEE

literally sounds like something you'd see on a chad/virgin meme

It's a fake smile, he's an actor.

seething tranny nigger retard

Give man a fucking break. He lost his daughter before she was born, and then his girlfriend died in a car crash. yet he didn`t end up a drug addict or some shit, he got through it, while not giving fuck about all this luxury shit and just doing what he likes. If there is a single based man on this planet, it is Keanu.

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>Show the paparazzi the finger at all times
>canåt publish the pics since the finger is not allowed in public US media, censored or otherwise

There. Fixed.

I'm saying chinks are more attractive than that and you're selling yourself short idiots

>watch streamers reaction
>even the guys are blushing at the sight of keanu
how in the fuck are people so gay for him

Could do what Marilyn Manson did and just Sharpie "fuck" on your face.

Have you seen white women? It's probably more that you have unrealistically high standards.

He also lost his sister, who was (supposedly) pretty much his best friend.

well he did get 3mil for 30 seconds screen time so I guess that's good for him

asian genes

fuck off dumb roastie

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>next week "he got 50m for 15sec screen time"
you ass pullers love to do this for some reason

>the only work that's hard is physical work
spoken like a brainlet who can't do anything but physical work

>Have you seen white women
not many admittedly
maybe we should switch places

>She literally just looks like an average or below-average jap/chink
I fucking wish the average woman looked like her.
It's her demeanor that makes her so endearing though, not her looks. Any girl that looks remotely cute and behaves like her would quickly gain attention.

>It's her demeanor that makes her so endearing though, not her looks. Any girl that looks remotely cute and behaves like her would quickly gain attention.
Based

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Didnt he lend his voice to those Matrix games?

Have you ever banged a trap? Their hormonal imbalance makes them literal sexual animals. Best sex I've ever had in my life.

Path of Neo was a soundalike. But Laurence Fishbourne did voices for both Matrix Online and PoN.

>Magazine easily blurs it out and tries to paint you as some angry guy
Not fixed.

you put your dick in an ass or had a dick put in your ass. that's disgusting no matter what.

Kys enabler

He is a based god

user you know that's gay right
He has a dick, Kind of wish i was a trap but my fucking manish features from my dad screwed me over.

KINO REEVES

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I put my dick in the ass of women too, does that make me gay?

Just because they have dicks doesn't mean they want you to fuck with it. Real trans chicks want to be fucked like women, except they're way more cock hungry.

He's been in plenty of games.

Looks like an angel or Jesus

>imagine being a guy telling another guy that he is breathtaking while being surrounded by women

Guess who is never going to get laid?
me

holy based

>Jesus_Second_Coming.jpg

Awesome pic

>wake the fuck up zoomerai, take a sip, we have a city to burn and a lawn to mow

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When did Keanu go from a joke to everyone's husbando?

He hated working on videogames ever since the matrix videogame flop, this is the first time he doesnt insantly rejects everything, games with john wick werent even allowed to use his image for the character.

his whole point is that he perfected being a plank of wood into being a plank of wood made out of solid gold

>mfw

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Wow I'm a Christian now

It exactly that average look of her makes people like about her.

Why is Yea Forums gay for keanu?

Ohhh user
Do whatever your heart desires but I still think your gay as fuck.

Remember when Robin Williams was all happy just before hanging himself? Yeah.

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Because ahhh look at him
This man is all I desire, I now know why so many fucking people break into his house. I want him to know he is loved and to be happy

needs a dab one

why aren't you is the real question

AHHHHHHHHHHH STOP
Why did he do it anyways?

Don't do this to me, man.

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when he did this scene

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Why arent YOU, faggot?

Yeah and he also was an alcoholic and heroin addict all of which Keanu isn't/wasn't.

It's an abstract sort of bromance

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I just like him because he's been in a disproportionately high number of my favorite kinos.

>feeding a bird while sad
>now wears a bird while happy
There's a connection here.

CDPR must have known about this meme, when you think about his role as johnny mnemonic and him having the meme as an immortal he's perfect for johnny silverhand

>show the finger two times in one pic

Patched.

I'm not arouse
Y-you are

> (You)
>I put my dick in the ass of women too, does that make me gay?
yes.

whats with his genes. Why does he not age much.

Ive avoided this movie because i got molested by a lesbian couple when i was 9, is this good?

Source on that?

oh it is, ive fapped to this one on pornhub

You need to process you pain and suffering instead of pushing it down user. Burn down there home user

I had sex with one of them years later its ok

>i got molested by a lesbian couple when i was 9
Story time nigga

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I think he really liked making the Matrix and enjoys the work.

Yea Forums doesn't make you happy though.

Not untrue

he's super famous and made a shitload of money, yet still comes across as likable person. why would anyone not like him?

RRRRRRBRBBRBRBRRBROASTIES GETTIN TOASTY

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He is actor. So he can be happy whenever he got paid enough

>Keanu will never call you breathtaking

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Male standards aren't as high. Also you see some hilarious outlying examples of this in popular media.

I think Keanu's wife died in a car crash, and his daughter died young. He had a hard life.

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>he's a massive weeb
Wait what?

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>My sister had lots of female friends
>one of her friends sister was a lesbo
>she thought i was cute and loved grabbing me and cuddling with me, and her gf too
>when they found me in the neighborhood they would forcefully / playfully take me to their home
>they toyed with my pp and had me feel them up but i kinda had no choice and i didn't really understand what was going on until like 2 years later
>they broke up, fucked one of them when i was 19

I am so happy for him. He has gotten so far and he seems to be a pretty nice person.

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Based, stay mad /pol/ zoom zoom

>guy is genuinely happy
>you're so miserable you have to yell HURR HE WAS DRUNK LOL FUCK THIS POPULAR THING I'm SO COOL

why are faggots so prone to abusing children?

But it does. All of you guys are my friends and I love you in a non homoerotic way

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He sounds like he could use a fren

Based Bond burgered his wife.

Sounds like you should go back then.

>34
>old cunt
>be 30
>read this
you don‘t even know how stupid you sound. you might be in your teens, but time will fly by faster than you know and you will not have changed. the only thing that changes is, that you can do pretty much anything you want and nobody thinks you‘re rushing stuff or not thinking it through.
you‘ll be the same idiot but everybody is cool with it

HE CAME OUTTA THE SHINING LIGHT

Seems quite happy here.

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This retard probably never engaged in a real conversation about her over eating.

Keanu in Yakuza confirmed!

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underrated comment of the day

Maybe he just likes the material and it reminds him of Johnny Mnemonic?

Not that any of you fucking zoomers would know that movie.

youtube.com/watch?v=Uwl5MBzTCRQ

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Well, he does have a story with cyberpunk. Guess he´s just into it

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He threatened to divorce his wife (of 25 years) if she went to get liposuction. He knows exactly what he is doing, "retard".

Name?

Damn, Pink Ranger is pretty hot.

he‘s a precious cinnanom roll

Guys immortal so he’ll take any happiness he can get.

he likes 'em big'n'bouncy

Based Pierce being a high test Chad

True visionary

He is an actor that’s literally his only job, to feign emotion

>SJW
Based retard.

Truly the architect.

forgot, on purpose to hide my shame but trust me its a tranny, look up some amateurs and you will find her, also on reddit

To be fair have you seen Moomookun? She's still fat as fuck and all the lipo did was make her even more fucking ugly.

she's probably some femcel false flagging, just ignore the bitch.

>MUH JEWS
>LOOK GUYS HOW COOL I AM DO I FIT IN?

We /jewllywood/ now?

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Maybe he’s just nervous?
It happens

based on one of Gibson's original short stories too so we'll get a few references probably. The cutscene before he went on stage was very akin to the movie with info being in V's head.

canceled my pre order

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He clearly has no idea why people so hyped about some stupid videogame.

Heh, noice

No, we just aren't /pol/

literally retarded

Rubbing shoulders with that cunt is pretty irredeemable unless it's state business and even then.

I dont like jews

I thought Keanu was based.
Now I know.

>t.Ahmed

He’s The One

Ok, I'm in love.

Oh gee it must be hard to lose someone you love while being handsome, popular and rich. If only that sort of thing happened everyday to everyone without the good parts.

>some amateurs
>on pornhub
>on reddit
You know how big those websites are right?

I didn’t know Keanu had a child.
I didn’t know they died.
Now i’m sad.
Poor Keanu.

Losing a loved one hurts the same regardless if you're a Chad or basement dweller user.

>>bill and Ted fucking died
youtu.be/2_x2C4L6quA

>expecting him to drop the redpills and get thrown out of Hollywood and cucked out of doing any more films

t. /r asianmasculinity

You should know how to lurk by now newfriend

He did not literally say that

No I'm pretty sure it hurts more when you can't even afford to not go to work the next day or pay for proper funerals or was depend on said person

not gonna lie lads, I went full basedboy when he was revealed

completely took me by surprise

what the fuck is this lmao

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he seems to be a pretty chill dude

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if you were given the chance to be in some shovelware, i guess you would be happy too

Bill and Ted are popping off
comicbook.com/movies/2019/06/09/bill-ted-3-first-look-scene-revealed-as-production-kicks-off/

Can't be arsed

Ah damn

maybe he just really likes video games

he also fucks trannies

Oh, so you’re gonna strawman anyone who hates jews as a muzzie now? You’re really scraping. Zoomers and younger millenials hate jews, boomer. Wake up.

Then you only cared about that person for your own sake, that's not love.

GANG GANG GANG GANG

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Must be sad being like you. Always thinking there's always a scheme behind everything.

No, he's going to call you a sand nigger, sand nigger.

>john wick
I thought hes more well known as Neo
Am I a boomer for thinking that

I'M BREATHTAKING?!

He actually looked more dead inside than usual
I hope he's doing okay

isnt he well known as purposefully inflating his wife?

And men (male (cute))

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all those years and hes still a mediocre actor

Real boomers remember him as Ted.

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she has a nice ass and seems fun, why can't you see the good in the world for a change user. Sure there's better, even much better, but they weren't at e3 because they work in games dev now were they user

>6head
>still sexy
how

Because he's Keanu Reeves. Yea Forums and Yea Forums are also gay for him and have been so for literally a decade.

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>when people realised he's cooler irl than in movies

When was he a joke?

>We're all gonna make it, me.

>Vidja? Never heard of her.

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why are you obsessed with trannies?

But he already did, user.

>he doesnt care about video games
literally /ourguy/

hey good for you user, hope you have a good day

I can be his fren...

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>/pol/tard gets rekt
based jannies

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yfw God exists

Fuck yeah.

Keanu needs some skub to fix him up.

>Real lolita shit.

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What's wrong with israel

>maga hat

FUCK HIM

>being this socially illiterate

Fortnite is a gift and a curse

Doesnt he play Dota 2?

>being this unhappy with your own life

Admit it, you hate trannies because they make your dick hard and you can't accept your own faggotry

ISOLATION

>all those years and hes still a mediocre actor
All those years and you're still not even a mediocre person.

He's half Asian.

I pointed out some time ago how the fixer looked just like Spider from Johnny Mnemonic and with Keanu in the game is well it must be more than a coincidence. Nice homage though.

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>release date
>2077
Yea I’m gonna have to say KINO

canceled m,y sub and you can suck my dick you faggot mods nigger

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John Wick and the training he did

There was also a laser like whip hand in the press conference before the date got revealed and there was like quick cuts of gameplay.

Theres a similar sort of weapon in Johnny Mnemonic as well.

What's wrong with israel

Keanu's pregnant girlfriend was in a car accident so he lost her and the unborn child

Being such a failure of a man that you resign all manhood and try to catch dicks in the ass instead of bearing responsibility is the lowest form of life on earth. A corrupted drain on society, that Plato recommended stripping of all rights and citizenship for

Then fuck off you miserable cunt

it's an etho-state that holds the worlds biggest outdoor prison, palestine

There's a bit more too.
>his father walked out on his family
>his best friend died of a drug overdose
Being Keanu is suffering and even after all of that, he's still such a nice guy.

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Made this for ya Yea Forums, enjoy you cyberfucks.

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Well there is being a pathetic permavirgin like you and there is fucking trannies. One of the two at least has fun

Robin hanged himself becouse he couldt pay his alimony anymore. Early stage altzhimers made him less desirable as an actor. Keanu is fine

You're such a simpleton

very nice

You should seriously consider becoming one of the 40%

I appreciate your comment, user

Lol whatever you say, you sad little parrot

Don't you have the one where his smile grows as his wife gains pounds? At some point she loose some weight and his smile fall only to get the biggest shit eating grin as she reach 230 lbs?

what's going on in this thread?

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just fyi this guy gets the collectors edition for free from the devs

but we know that Keenu doesn't give a shit about paychecks. he gave the money for Matrix 2 and 3 to special effects team. he is know to cut his paychecks so that studios could afford to pay actors he wants to play with. he rides subway. the only thing he flushes money on is his bike collection. if Keenu does a project, you can be sure he's personally intersted in it.

Someone make a cyberpunk edit of this.

its him

our lord and savior

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TaftAj, look up twitter TaftAj Yea Forums Ahegao

>smoking with his kimono pants on
i would fuck the shit out of him for that

You're already deluded enough don't flatter yourself thinking anyone hates you because they want to fuck you

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webmshare.com/play/qdAoO

oh shit

just like chester bennington

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youtube.com/watch?v=xqE4-g0btBk

why crying retard? did uncle raped you? did niggers stole your purse?

i.imgur.com/eE6ibz4.gifv
America

Id sacrifice myself for this man he deserves everything positive in this world

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Just follow your own advice and end your bitter existence :] One of the biggest arguments suicide is that you will hurt those that care about you but I think we both know that nobody will miss you

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

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youtube.com/watch?v=EMB1EOnUwX8

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

lol how would this even be possible. Oh, Keanu. His mind is too focused inward...he misses the simple things all around him.

It was a stillborn, this happens very often. So this shouldn't even be put in there. Losing my GF sucked though.

How is this not based?

Dude just hangs out alone and fixes up motorcycles and shit, lives a simple life. Probably been on autopilot for years.

thats because he is not acting

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING!

I see that a challenger appeared

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they barely have an hour free time in a day retard.

he should hang himself instead of hangout alone

for rightwingers because they control the whole world with puppet goverments from within that fake legitimised state, for leftwingers because it's inhuman

WIDER

HAHAHAHA WHAT A LOSER

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a man did this precicely this year at the Bethesda conference...

That would still be considered hanging out alone

you lost her because youre a beta cuck virgin dicksucker and she loves niggers who are obese, and honestly you were together for 20 minutes and she didnt even knew about your existence

Nice projection. I'm sorry about your childhood.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Please don't respond to underage ESL.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

williams was a psychotic pedo who couldnt stop cursing. KINO reeves is a down to earth guy who doesnt want the fame.

yes they have. do you think they do coke and suck dick on set?
you know nothing about being an actor

Feel good moment, even if the game becomes a fiasco.

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

Based, he deserved it

There was an extra class luxury holiday included in that visit, that's the real reason why he was there

just telling everyone about your life. you mad about a mediocre actor? kill yourself honey

>One of the biggest arguments suicide is that you will hurt those that care about you but I think we both know that nobody will miss you
This is absolutely true of tranny faggots. Why would a parent even care anymore after their child disappointed them like that?
This is why over 40% of identifying transexuals kill themselves

there is no other actor as in demand as keanu is. and he fits the world like a glove. even Woody Harrelson wouldn't fit.

>he actually takes a step back
so cute

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YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>cute posts
vs.
>some of the worst newfag shitposting I've seen in weeks
What a wild duality ITT

You are blindly trusting a jew that got the statistics you are quoting completely wrong

You're Breathtaking

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>that cunt

you mean that gloripus shitskin destroyer, the envy of the west, King BB ?

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>masaka... there are no openings in his stance...

zoomers and millinials dont really hate jews. they "hate jews" as a form of anti establishment. its a meme.
only shitskins really hate jews. shitskins and losers who cant get laid.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

I think you need to go dilate, sweaty.

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

YOU'RE BREATHTAKING

>palestine

what is its capital ? when was it founded ? what are the borders ? what was the currency ?

lol children. keep drinking pallywood koolaid.

No u : you can have all the cars,money,villas you want, you can't fill the void of the loss of a loved one like going to fix your lambo.