What did we do to deserve this

>muh forced diversity
kys

for porn duh

you never know until you try, hop to it!

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whats right with it?

Girl cute

You faggots never cared about Keen so stop pretend like you care now. The only place I could discuss Keen was /vr/

It's being released as a mobile game. That's what's wrong. Knowing Bethesda's recent endeavors regarding mobile platforms.

So here's the thing about art as passed on to me by my mentor, don't worry about your first good drawing, get through the thousand crappy ones first. In other words, practice.

Don't know if you should lewd these characters though... it would seem like a disservice to Commander Keen's legacy, even if this reboot/whatever it is does turn out to be crappy.

I only came here for E3 though
I don't think anyone would even make a thread if they didn't know Commander Keen

While im totally against this, i find the girl cute.

SOILED IT

A woman would never paint a man like this

I'm only here to see how Yea Forums reacted to it, I normally only post on /vr/, /diy/ and sometimes /tg/. Keen, Blake Stone and Hocus Pocus were the 3 things I wanted to stay dead, so they couldn't be fucked up by the current industry. Guess I still have 2 of them at least.

>doesn't play like Keen
>doesn't look like Keen
>mobile cash grab

I'll be honest, I don't mind the artstyle, but the gameplay looks completely fucking awful.

Stopped Hitler

why? who are they marketing this to?

Dont give them ideas

I actually like the artsyle a lot, reminds me of ren and stimpy a bit, but kinda more appealing.

So what I find very confusing is that this is supposed to be a kids game, right? But the song in the video said "fuck."

That's irrelevant, the point is it barely looks like the game it has been named after. Blatant cash grab

Is /vr/ more tolerable than Yea Forums? I emulate enough to really hang out there much

Fuck they're gonna ruin the rest of the Apogee sidescrollers and all the Wolfenstein clones now, aren't they?

WHY THE FUCK CAN'T THEY MAKE SHITTY MOBILE GAMES OF SHITTY CAPSTONE SOFTWARE IPS INSTEAD

I agree but it would have been a cashgrab anyways, i don't get the point of having it on phones with in game purchases. I like the artstyle A LOT

>I like the artstyle A LOT

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It was a few years ago, as time has gone on it has descended more into "console wars but with older gen consoles" and shitflinging between emulator/originalhardware and crt/oled crowds.

Still, I would say it has about the same thread quality as Yea Forums, but more quality threads. You just have to find them.

The art style here kind of looks like a flash show for Zoomer kids in late 00s-early 10s

It's supposed to be his kids not him.

Aw yeah Incest porn time

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Does anyone else think it looks like fucking Johnny Test?

Smut artists will be all over this. Mark my words.

You're more likely to find good threads there, but there's a lot of talking about the same games over and over

I know how commander keen looked like mate, i didn't like it tho. This one i like. I hate battletoads new artsyle.

some nigger asked for this in a monkey paw thread, i just know it

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Someone doesn’t know that women played a role in classical art. There wasn’t a ton of them, but they existed.

New Keen(s) are still shit though. Mostly because the gameplay looks uninspired and one of the original devs said he hated it.

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Congratulations on your terrible opinion, this game is still awful though

Do you hear it?
That sound on the winds, it's the cries of a sexually frustrated shadman, if you listen closely you can hear him audibly lusting over small girls and his own mother.
He comes soon, prepare to feel his great frustration, not all that are cute are girls.

Here I am, literally me.
I asked for the last MCU movies too some years ago.
I am fucking sorry.

We bought Skyrim: Ultra Mega Chicken Edition.

>Someone call Shadman
im sure he is already working on E3 stuff.

i played commander keen in the 90s and i don't discuss the games because why would i

Looks like Disney's The Replacements with a little bit of Johnny Test.

If I made a Commander Keen game in the modern day, I'd use a Ratchet and Clank style formula.

COMMANDER KEEN IS NOT COLOURED, COMMANDER KEEN ISS WHITE, FUCK COLOURED PEOPLE

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No-one talks about Keen on /vr/ either. You could join PCKF and chat to the modders but thats all thats left of the community.

why are you incels seething at this again?
not baiting, I literally can't tell anymore because everything triggers you

>take established, dead classic franchise
>make it a completely different game styule, with characters that never existed until now
>put it on ios
>art style is completely different from original, marketed to kids seemingly only keen is too old for kids to even know exists

What the fuck are you guys mad about

I thought Doomguy was his kid.

This is why Yea Forums. This is why you let the dead remain buried. Honor their memories but never revive them.

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So "Doomslayer: the early years" then.

so? who gives a shit? even "commander keen" is a holy cow that cannot be touched for you now? jfc

t. probably the only person in this zoomer shithole who actually DID play this game back in the day and remembers shareware

I wanna see them fuck

Commander Keen was my favourite game as a kid. Turning it into a predatory gatcha game for kids is the most disgusting thing you could do with it, especially with Tom Hall always talking about making another one and the modding community still active. Play Attroxian Realm. That's Keen done right.

if you actually played the game back in the day(which you didnt) why would you want a game that plays nothing like it made?

>Someone doesn’t know that women played a role in classical art.
Being the model or bitching at your husband for not dying in the war isn’t exactly playing a role

Be white.

because I'm not interested in this game at all and probably still wouldn't play it even if it was a proper sequel to the original?

>twin siblings

I can't believe I live in a world where Commander Keen porn is seriously being discussed.

>first battletoads
>now commander keen
Can't they just fucking learn from the frogs with Rayman?

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The porn is taking longer than I expected.

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Best timeline.

Welcome to Yea Forums.

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>Inb4 the porn artists find out about Princess Lindsey
>Or the tentacle aliens
>Or Keen's Babysitter

It hasn't even been a day yet, and it's of a series that at least 40% of lewd artists have never heard of until today.
Give it a week.

You know I don't even mind tha cartoony art style and all that.

I just hate the fact that it's mobile shit.

I've already seen 2 wincest pics

Are you guys actually going to request something or what

The image in my previous post was painted by a woman. I’m not saying there was a massive secret underground society of female painters or that evil men stole from them, just saying that they existed to a capacity. Societal standards were obviously heavily slanted towards men back then. In fact, countless male artists have been overlooked despite their talents.

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New pokesluts get porn within 5 minutes.

>because I'm not interested in this game at all and probably still wouldn't play it even if it was a proper sequel to the original?
>i'm fine with the corpse of a classic franchise being raped, so you should be too

What the fuck else were they gonna do with fucking Commander Keen?

Im holding out hope for a real game at quakecon

Let me see

>Let Sega get out of console manufacturing
>Paid online
>Cinematic experiences
>Allowing Digital distribution jewery
>Mobile market spawning
>Spawn of practices in said platform

They should have let the franchise rest in peace. If they were set on bringing back, they could have made a fucking platformer with a world map i.e a keen game

>New characters in a well established series with a massive artistic fanbase get lewds faster than new characters from a game that hasn't had any significant development or discussion in decades.
You're kinda making my point for me...

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NO EXCEPTIONS

I remember Yea Forums making their own porn of nichijou since japanese artists didn't pick up the show yet

Someone say it.

I'm only upset that they fucked up dopefish. His updated design is just sinful.

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We didn't buy the additional episodes of Commander Keen and only played the free shareware versions. Because of that, Commander Keen was never a runaway success, and the series died off. Looking back, they recognize that Commander Keen only works as a free game, and the current model for free games isn't shareware but instead F2P mobile crap, so here we are.

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Does Yea Forums actually like this art style?
Not that I'm complaining about it.

Let (((them))) live

I could have excused the look and excused it being on mobile if it wasn't for that fucking disgusting gameplay. Holy shit it looks bad.

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I don't care about Keen but I respect its place in history. Bethesda doesn't.

seriously what the fuck happened to the fish. He looks ""Normal""

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>"im so telling mom"

Even OG Dopefish agrees

mobile.twitter.com/Dopefish/status/1137922262831702017

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They died up the babysitter at the end of 6 too.

Commander Keen has always had terrible art.

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nah, have the chick fucking a dude while the dude fucks a chick and the two siblings high five each other

Now hang on, how can this be the same commander keen in good honest america when we have the alternate history BJ and his daughters in Paris

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So Keen's impromptu grabbing of his older brother's Packers helmet is now some kind of family tradition. Like there was no way to convey who Billy Blaze's father is without sticking a fucking football helmet on his head?

I really hate shit like this, even for a joke.

What are you incels even mad about? I don't even know anymore. Everything bothers you now.

Have sex. Please.

But that looks charming and funny?

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Whats wrong with this? Why do you care? Can /pol/ please fuck off?

Say what?

Why do you assume incels or pollacks from Poland like our hero Blazkowicz have anything to do with this disappointment? Nobody in this thread even mentioned that Keen now has a Rule 63 sister to play as, because that's the least of the least things to complain about here.

They took a Mario clone from 20 years ago and rebooted it as a crash-grab telephone game for grandmas and redesigned all of its recognizable characters to look retarded.

Why do you guys even care? Who cares? I played Keen as a kid and don't care.

looks more like a job for incog imo

does anyone even care about Commander Keen except literal boomers?

is bethesda damage controlling on Yea Forums now?

Hi todd

Because we here at Yea Forums care a lot about politics and sticking it to the SJWs so it is our duty to pretend to be very upset about anything that those dirty SJWs might like.
No one can remember why we care so much anymore or what we're fighting for, but we still get mad because its our job to seethe at the fact that people with dumbass political views exist while parroting what we're told to believe from /pol/ because if you don't you need to head on over to reddit and dilate. Cope, cringe. yikes.
Based!

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>great art direction
>it's a phone shit
EVERY
TIME

No one here actually played Commander Keen at release. There is no reason to get mad. Go out and have sex

Pretty much every single thing at Bethesda was awful. I was waiting for them to fuck DOOM up somehow but it seemed alright.

They were always popular with trannies and asian bean insects.

who gives a shit about art direction when the game itself is garbage

I wonder if all the dumb niggers shitposting about people bashing this retarded decision for a once beloved franchise are so braindead they missed all the people doing the same of Diablo back during blizzcon.
It looks better than new battletoads at least, but I liked the older style more.

You never had sex in your life.

Can you believe there are actual adult men who thing this mobile game is an attack on their manhood or race? Imagine how small their dicks are? None of these people in this thread played Commander Keen. Why are they mad?

>w.w.who cares!

>race
>manhood

There's no need to lie and project.

>caring about games in a game board? GROW UP! CONSUME! OBEY! It's EMBARASSING that you are KNOWLEDGABE!
Imagine being suck a duckless faggot on a leash. Holy shit

It'll be forgotten by 4:00 pm EST or earlier.

yes, exactly

>tomboy
>gap tooth
fuckin god tier combo

So who's Dad Keen's wife?

What do they think of this news?

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the daughters are in that picture over on the left

shadtier combo.

>imgur.com/a/nX3dn4W

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would have been better off in QC

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Fucking hell, Yea Forums
I expected better of you.

Why does this look like it was drawn by a shitty porn artist?

Honestly the most expected thing I've ever seen. As soon as I saw the characters, I said "Padoga is gonna draw these two fucking"

noice

Neat but also incest is shit, somebody draw

Quake Champions was a missed opportunity to be the FPS equivalent of smash bros. Imagine Dook, Lo Wang, Freeman and others blasting each other apart.

I mean, that's what Quake Champions Doom edition does but that's unofficial.

>we allowed woman
FTFY

Yeah I'm gonna need some porn of that freckles shota.

>see comander keen
>get hyped
>HOLY SHIT COMMNADER KEEN ON DOOM?
>was thinking of chex quest

lmao

>giving your character anterior pelvic tilt on purpose

Not caring about Keen means people care for its corpse to be left alone

reminder than shota and loli twins MUST fuck constantly

Touch yourself at night.

>porn out of noodles attached to a tube
Yea Forums has the worst taste

>>great art direction
Have sex

thank you based porn merchant

>at night.
Ha! Jokes on you

we..didn't listen..

no

no

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based padoga

>wolfenstein: interesting reboot!

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go invade russia in the winter you stupid nazi

Uh.. W-wow.

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I like the art style, but not for commander keen. Would be fine with it used for some other shithead kids doing adventures.

New Order was an interesting reboot.