Indie Studio Ruins Battletoads reboot

Damn. With that kind of speed you could easily replace her model through modding within a week of release. Problem solved.

good stuff there pal

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AMAZING. M-MORE, PLEASE.

HIRE

>2,252 dislikes so far

youtu.be/xyJI_uFRZSY

Have you done your part anons?

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let me guess, another GAMERS RISE UP crusade where you fuckers shit your diapers and send death threats until they change the design?

MMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNBOOOOOOOBIIIIIIIEEEEESSSS

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>"hire me nintendo"
The fuck has Nintendo anything to do with this? Why was that rent-free quote lmao?

twitter.com/dlalastudios/status/1137821665759563777
Tell them your feelings

This is my current preferred fix so far

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>wasting your life spamming dislikes on a fucking Youtube video
Gotta feel like you're doing something huh?

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how sad that they turned something into whatever cartoon network dishes these days. i was gonna shrug it off but i won't stand for that MAN taking over the role of queen. the subtle reveal like people thought it would be overlooked.

m...mommy

NINTENDO!!!!!!!!

It worked for Sonic

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remove the latex shine and keep everything else and I am on board

>2d texture artist
muh yellow fever intensifies

>wasting your life on an imageboard instead of having sex
Gotta feel like you're doing something huh?

You mean what SJWs do whenever a developer dares to create sexy women in fiction? They butchered an existing character's design with this, stop acting like that's not okay to be upset at.

youtube is one guy right. and 2016 Ghostbusters was under-rated too i bet.

>wasting your life
>literally click video, click dislike, close page
Whatever, drone.

I should be angry but I just don't care anymore. Maybe I'll get lucky and bite it before callie-fornia touches something that I really liked.

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No it didn't, retard. The design from the trailer was always just intentionally shitty to drum up press attention, it's not what was ever actually in the film.

funniest art is that I can think of about 3 Indie stodies rigth of the bat that would bo waaaay better for the game arstyle and gameplay

or people could just loose interest and dont care about the game just as much the character dessigner did.

LITERALLY A DISNEY XD,CARTOON NETWORK,OR NICK TEEN COMMERCIAL

Think you could touch up the toads and make them more detailed?

this is fucking amazing, really good art

Ignore Keep shine. Overall its based.

I want this to blow up and get out of hand because i see only two outcomes

Game gets delayed to alter the design to accomodate actual demand
Game Company Dilate Studio goes on the offensive calling gamers whiny and entitled

either way we win, we just need to be pissed right now.

That's why they decided to delay the film 5 months instead of having another model on hand right?

As long as the Grant Allen guy sits his ass down and plays the game alongside Rory, Roberto, and Eric and they get an understanding of what made it fun and hard everything will be alright.

Victoria, India, and Yeonjae can just take orders and not put an input in and do a good job.

yeah this segn is way better but also look at the rainbow in the x box logo, Do you really think their SJW overlords would allow something like this?

>intentionally shitty to drum up press attention
No it wasn't jackass, read the wiki, it was a tax write off from Sony, the same people who did the Ghostbusters reboot. Sony made the picture and started the production then sold it to Paramount, who kept the production the same exact crew and everything.

I don't really care what the game looks like, the gameplay seemed to be way too slow.

A reverse Betilla

Dilate

Do you have a cropped version of that drawing? I want to put it in one of my folders for later...

Please PLEASE tweet this to the other artist just to make him grind his teeth.
Your take on her is legit good.

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yes the iconic character design of the battletoads villain lady, lots of people certainly hold that design in high regard

Now draw her naked
haha

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I like this better and all, but here is a harder challenge.
Try to make it a little more "E". the game will probably be rated that, or try to get that rating.
So your dessign cant achive that.

I know you can get closer to an E with out buchering it like the developers did giving her a Masectomy

The thing you trannies patented? You sound so butthurt I feel like you work for Dlala and you're mad no one likes your shitty tmnt reboot art style

This isn't new Battletoads, this is utter shit.

cringe

why?
do you think he was incapable of drawing something like that?
he easily could, he just didnt want to because he grew up under different dogma

Kind of. I knew it would be complete shit because that's just the state of western gaming, but this is somehow worse than I thought.

I guess Fallout 76 was intentionally shitty to gather as much publicity as possible huh

>Check youtube video
>see xbox channel avatar
>ah yes i understand now

>Bara faggot drawing shit like this twitter.com/Hamu_Bear/status/1111154248488767489 thinks that design isn't okay
The ironing

oh SHIT you gave her BOOBS! and EXPOSED SKIN! WOW! NOW I'LL BUY THE GAME!

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Where the fuck are Rash's medieval weapons and Zitz' saw blades and drills. The only one that doesn't seem to have been hit hard is Pimple.

not bad, not bad at all

>some random user did better within a day
these hires are incompetent as fuck aren't they

I already tweeted at them, you can do your part by also tweeting fixes it at them

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gotta drum up that excitement for NPCs. FUCK IT I'M WALKING!

NINTENDO

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Who cares about the female?
I want a super hard 3D platformer as the succesor to a super hard 2D platformer, not a 2D shovelware sidescroller.
Fuck sidescrollers.
I do not want this Xbox Arcade shovelware.

Not like this

>take something good
>make it shit
>"LOL WHY ARE YOU MAD ITS JUST BATTLETOADS"
?

>Try to make it a little more "E". the game will probably be rated that, or try to get that rating.
Shantae pirates curse is rated e10 and is way more sexual.

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You mean these? They've been replaced by autistic eye lasers and fish arms

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Why are you all concerned about the art style? It's the gameplay that's the most worrying part. It looks generic as fuck.

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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but that dog is pretty cute

you like new star wars lmao

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I would definitely say bad, it looks like some amateur flash animation. The worst part was the backgrounds though

Yep. It's trash.

I would unironically play that gay furry houseboat game over this bastardized reboot.

>who never grew up with the original game
that covers a huge chunk of people in Yea Forums

With no context you'd just assume that Nu Dark Queen was from some generic CalArts garbage show. It looks nothing like the character it's based on and just in general looks like absolute trash.

Apparently Battletoads was big in Russia.

What the fuck.

They retained the original design you dumb shitposter.

I do, unironically. It's the best Disney movie and I like mudtroopers

Based Dendy bros leading the charge.

Don't give me this E rating shit as an excuse when this E rated game did sexy outfits

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>Two random fucks on the internet made a design 20x better and true to the original in a single day

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india crooke can get it

remember when games were made by actual grown up men?

>change art style to be more kid-friendly
>things change as a result
wow who could have seen that coming

>Aromatic demisexual
Does that mean it smells?

This image is getting pretty old, what do you think the odds are the artist who made it has grown out of their tranny phase?

People who actually played the original games care about the design of the Dark Queen you stupid fucking zoomer

The problem with the redesign isn't that it's not sexy enough, it's that it just doesn't look evil or menacing enough. When I look at it, all I see is a magic woman. When I see I immediately think villain.

>t.gaylord

Of Lilac and Elderberries.

>trannies
Not even once.

What is that tablet ??

The original Battletoads was kid friendly too, it just actually looked good and not like complete generic shit.

Very nice user, think you can fix the toads? Make them more 90s

It looks like a fucking indie game, and not even a good one, on top of taking a giant gay shit on the originals.

Shantae Half hero genie that have higuer quality Srites is rated T.
If Battle toads went sprites, I think they could get away with the old Black queen dessign.... well they didnt want to get away with anything because they hate her.

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i agree with this but i dont like anons design because i think horny designs are bad unless theyre in an anime game. /aco/ sucks dick.

you better not be done

are there any artists these days that don't use that bullshit calarts onions garbage?

dude Shantae can make that becouse things like the sand temple and the zombie kiss forest where pass the 10 minute mark! the ESRB cant be bothered to play more than 10 minutes from a game.
>Reverse Betilla
yeah but she was redesigned by frogs and they are giving the Japs a run for their money in sexy edsigns these days, good analogy tho

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think of all the bland beach party games that would have to be bumped to M if bikinis were enforced. i'm sure it is elsewhere on earth, fucking ocean cucks.

Higher quality sprites but ingame art during dialogue is even riskier Don't give me that fucking bullshit user

I'd texture Yeonjae if you get my drift.

N-no, it's too problematic! (some wh*te dude will pop a boner and then later assault some poor girl)

t. Assbalsted Battlefield V trannie youtube.com/watch?v=a7ZpQadiyqs

it was better before. fuck short capes they just look autistic

It's easier to animate and allows for more movement than just character moving mouths and that's it.
You may not like CalArts but for shit like TV shows where you spread your budget between a lot of episodes, it's perfect.

Case on point, the Thundercats reboot. You can't deny there's A LOT OF MOVEMENT in its animation.

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>intentionally shitty
Mongoloid

I mean the original design was already horny/sexualized, just look at

Why is France one of the only remaining western countries that isnt going full blown puritan on the female form?

this is why i don't understand why anyone wanted a banjo remake. microsoft would have just outsourced it to a literal-who studio who would have changed everything for their political agenda.

Well, even if true. still E10, not E normal.
Also maybe at that time people was not sensible like today.
was 2014?

They should have given this to wayforward.
Look how fun double dragon neon was

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the sonic was a PR stunt + goodwill gain from "we listen to our fans and will fix everything"

The ugly design was only used for a trailer.

looks like a pony

Recent releases of SatPC were rated T, actually.

esrb.org/ratings/search.aspx?from=home&titleOrPublisher=Shantae and the Pirate's Curse

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why are Anons so fucking based?

You wouldn't find this shit on Leddit.

This is a penis design , legit trash and that shit is not going to stick

this is a real representation of the character and you need to send your work to the studio , legit looks great

>lots of people certainly hold that design in high regard
Yeah, people who played the game, for example. Zoomers are so fucking stupid.

>what is Shantae?

if a piece of crap is wobbling and being animated, it's still a piece of crap.

Looks fine to me

>live in a postgender hellscape
>people are still prudes
How did this happen

user, you're right.

Why are american so afraid of big tiddies?

Trix are for kids

this
apples and oranges

Is the OP pic edited? I mean the pic. Only asking because it says nintendo

Roar had less animation than the original, you basedlicking asshole.

$1.02

A kids game whose playerbase consists of people who played it back in 1991
Also
>Kids game
Has he not seen what kids have been playing the past 4 years?
What's their point here?

As was every other Battletoads game. But they weren't made by uber fags.

>"less....ugh"
fuck off, just say "more to my liking" because that's what it is.

Because American women are obese and insecure

>hating on short capes

Short capes are extra slutty, and it's why they're better.

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this bullshit needs to stop i'm fucking sick and tired of this shit

very nice

makes me notice how much I like the older artstyle too though

becouse, and I know this is a crazy idea but try to
follow me on this, the bast mayority of men like to waching sexy girl doing nearly anything

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everytime i see all these calls to ban sex think of all the people who get arrested with child porn and just laugh at them, tell them to have sex.

Rory Jobson and Victoria Webb looks normal enough. The others are cringy though.

Then fucking splatoon 2 then you faggots. Marina is sexual as fuck. Half her fucking ass is sticking out

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what if that it implies he hates it and he wants to just ruin the original design for the fucking nature of his character?

yeah it is
this is the original

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Tell him all of the games were for kids, but they still included these elements.
Then call him a pedo.

Certainly not because of you, faggot.

This is a penis design

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Reaction formation is a hell of a thing, user.
>inb4 spider

>almost 2 decade year old meme
>fucking no one of any publicity value makes any mention of battletoads for the past year or so
>"LETS MAKE A BATTLETOADS GAME"

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>battletoads dlala studio
More like dilate studio, amirite?

France is a weaboo country.

And that's a good thing

What compels you shitposters to always side with those who seek to censor and change everything?

Fuck the E rating, this game should be rated M with lots of gore and with the Dark Queen having even bigger tits that look like they're about to burst out of her bodice, and of course, jiggle physics.

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Shes so fucking rude, shes just letting her ass hang out infront of pearl and a bunch of 14 year olds.

>he liked Solo

You have good taste, it was a fun adventure that wasn't too serious, captured the spirit of Star Wars, and felt like people had fun making it while still being more grown up than the older trilogy.

NINTENDO

>cape isnt a cape
>dramatic evil flair
>better
your taste is just garbage

kek

>a game for kids
>the arcade game was gory as fuck
>its target audience back in the time was totally fine

I fucking hate basedboys so fucking much. They die with characters showing just a little skin.

For real. They have probably the biggest manga market here in Europe, IIRC. Germany is a close second.

No?

Based

That whole trailer was so damn sexual. It focused way too much on that octo girl shaking her hips, giving fair glimpses of her huge ass while to a slow, slightly sexy beat.

I am absolutely sure as fuck they do this underhanded sexy on splatoon on purpose.

CURSED TIMELINE

Based Rory

Never played the old games, don't have any experience with them beyond liking Rash in KI

This looks like Castle Crashers if it was a late cartoon network website flash game, after they started phoning everything in hard

>blatently in our faces
>underhanded

none of you grew up with the original game desu

>hire me nintendo
Even nintendo knows better

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An M rated Battletoads would probably have been the best way to go since the only people who care about Battletoads are adults.

Play the arcade game. Is literally how Rare envisioned Battletoads since the idea was conceived.

>This is a penis design
And just WHAT do you think the original Dark Queen is?

He made it look faithful to the original, you stupid cunt. Why are you on this website?

Not that that's even the biggest problem here. This stupid faggot's art is objectively shit, and he thinks it's better than something made by a skilled artist who actually understands human anatomy, and knows how to draw.

wasn't the original intended audience for battle toads teenagers?

>cartoony automatically means bad

Im not going to argu with that. specially for how violent was the arcade version.
But Im not in control of that

Villain from a 90s E-for-Everyone video game for little girls.

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india claimed, sorry bros

oh god, its the powerpuff girl rebooutALL OVER AGAIN!

Yeah, sometimes obscure mangas that you can't find them in english, you can find them in french.

I wouldn't say it's in your face, though.

>Cant even pull up her pants
Lacking so much manners. Just like a real nigger I suppose.

You say that, and yet Japan still has some insane animation productions with detailed characters and far more movement than CalArts shit. I think westerners are just lazy.

Without gore, that would probably only be a T rating. Look at Dragon's Crown, the Sorceress is pretty much what you described. Pretty amazing!

Fucking hell I just put the text in Twitter and there were a bunch of parody posts making fun of the guy. Good shit.

>values in 90s entertainment still applies to present day because it still exists

I lol'd

Turning your hands into fish is a pretty god damn stupid attack.

she's loaded with enough yeast to start a bakery. enjoy.

>tranny era not fitting in as usual

It seems weird to make such a large stylisation shift in something so clearly pandering to nostalgia.
I'm really not sure what they expected.

90's was more puritan than today

WOLF IN SHEEP's CLOTHES!

WOLF IN SHEEP's CLOTHES!

my brother said shantae wasn't hot but the mermaid was
then i said she was cute and smashed my controller on his head

As opposed to:

oh SHIT you removed her BOOBS! and EXPOSED SKIN! WOW! NOW I'LL BUY THE GAME!

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Enough yeast to make a souffle big enough to bring this City to its knees!

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OLD MAID
OLD MAID
OLD MAID
All together now!
OLD MAAAAAID~!

>disgaea
>game with almost naked loli sidekick
>video game for little girls

ok user

Battletoads wasn't good to begin with. It's a meme and it's all because of the level which shall not be named.

That said, I have no idea why it's being revived. Are they so incapable of a new idea that we're down to reviving shit that barely lived to begin with from 25 years ago? Jesus Christ.

because they know the ways of the curve.

this is removing Ms's Keens boobs levels of prude
worse even, i mean what kind of outfit is that supposed to be fore a "dark queen"

Typical incel lashing out at sexually confident women.

that's not even a 90's game you idort

isnt that japanese?
a Dark queen now a days would be normal if was a japanese game.

No it fucking wasn't. Explain your opinion please

>Battletoads wasn't good to begin with
t. james rolfe who could never get good

That's Rhapsody a musical Adventure you underage fuck

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what software is this

I'd be more willing to accept a spiritual successor with new fucking animals. It's not that hard. You can even just name them BATTLE SLUGS or some gay shit and dickride the whole reboot/spiritual successor jazz while also creating something new.

zoomer opinion detected and discarded

This 100%. They’re crucifying everything but I just hope some of my favorites go unscathed. Not likely but I can dream I guess; funny that I no longer dream for good remakes, just for them to be left alone.

I think someone actually really did use the monkey paw.

More like “now i still wont buy the game! But i will defend it on twitter for a few days”

>Understanding that general public would not respond to scantily clad women the same way they did in the 90s today
>Suddenly makes me not like scantily clad women

The game itself was really hard to look at. I literally could not see what was going on half the time when there was more than a few characters on screen. You need clear anticipation for animations in this type of game as well otherwise it'll just be a clusterfuck of unavoidable damage and it didn't really seem to have that from the trailer. Or maybe they did and I just couldn't actually see what was going on because of the style, who knows.

>OG Battletoads rips off 80s TMNT
>New Battletoads rips off current TMNT

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Nah, I'm 29 and had an older brother. I'm hip to NES onward. I played it on SAYGUH so I dunno if SNES version was better because I didn't bother purchasing it on SNES because it wasn't very fun on the Genesis.

The general public isn't comprised of Twitter trannies.

The general public loves attractive women. You're the abnormal faggot here trying to demonize it.

Is this a phone game from 2010 that they forgot about

I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE

>disgaea
You total retard.

Oh yes, we gotta get that E rating. After all, it is very important to keep boys from being exposed to attractive women in video games, or else they may grow up to be on the side of /wrongthink/ or even worse, be cis males. And we can't have that, no siree. #respectwomyns

I'm not though. Chill your tits.

no this is a headliner Xbone title.

but dude they have an arcade cabinet and some pixel art on the walls, of course theyre hardcore retro gamers!!!

>fat and/or ugly feminists and trannies are the general public
Source?

You know, it's not even the desexualization that REALLY drives me up the wall when it comes to stuff like this. It's the self-righteous twats behind it all. How can a society that practically idolizes sex and things relating to it, be simultaneously so puritan? You'd expect that with the fundamentalist right, not the left. I just find it funny how two totally separate sides can despise the same thing for COMPLETELY different reasons.

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Lets take a stroll down memory lane with Battletoads

>In the arcade game, which you can currently play, the Dark Queen had giant tits with erect nipples

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Ahaha get absolutely fucked you secondary faggot. I bet you think every single guest character in video games originiated in the game they're serving as a guest character for. Rhapsody was as for little girls as it fucking gets, you fucking had to rescue and compete for prince charming against other girls and an evil witch using your magical puppets, because you're good at sewing. It just so happened to be a good game in general, while also being for girls, that's why it's a cult classic.

Hey. You.
Shut. Up!

You could also punch dudes in the cock

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The real redpill is that progressivism is just a Christian heresy that has mutated into secularism. Thats why Christfags and Sjws are so similar

It's mario-tier in Russia.
We had no Zelda, Earthbound and all other games with saves because piracy and language.
So contra, disney games, battletoads, ninja turtles, batman, robocop and fucking battle city.

In addition you could also decapitate your enemies

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Times change, old man. Look at what’s on TV now. This is what the kids want. Not all video games are made for you.

Fascism would have prevented this.

what rainbow hair twink wouldn't love that?

That OST tho

youtube.com/watch?v=_pFYWGo7BWc

The game came out to long ago to expect people who grew up with it

I'd rather have nothing.

And decapitate enemies with showers of blood.

God Battletoads Arcade was glorious

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That's really a problem. You shouldn't be able to hit each other. THAT'S FUCKIN' BULLSHIT!

But now lets talk about violence in the rest of the series, where you could do things like grab women by their hair and lift them off the ground and then punch them in the uterus over and over again.

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Guys when are we gonna mass call one gamestop?

The SJW twats that are so prominent right now can't do shit against real women, as those real women would tell them to fuck off, so they went to target those who can't fight back. And with Sony moving to Cali, the video game industry was the most vulnerable, which is why they are all over it like a plague.

>last frame the half body turns into a whole skele

spoop

I hate the fact that you stupid fucking faggots care more about the queen than the fucking toads themselves.
Where the fuck is the outrage on how fucking changed the toads are? Fuck all you fucking fake ass retard fans. Who gives a shit about the queen. The TOADS look like ass and are literally missing every single one of their iconic attacks/looks.

Can I pay you for a nude version?

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ive never been one for dark queen but fuck

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Rash's look in Killer Instinct could definitely be applied to an M rated Battletoads.

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Death "threats"?

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That shit is rad, which console version it was.
Post main theme too

my god that sounds more girly than sailor moon if this game did not made little girls play videogames nothing could! name please?

You mean the devs send themselves death threats

Now it actually looks like the character. Great job, my friend.

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>mortal kuckbat got gorier and gorier

It's probably in the genes, i'm convinced, trying to understand it from a logical point of view on how just the culture ultimatley leads you more confused then when you started trying to understand how we got here, from WW2 to the 60s counterculture to the modern SJW world, yet we still somehow returned to a purtian point? White people just have it in their genes, the culture is irrelevant, they are trying to outrun something that's beyond them, only DNA splicing can fix it, here's hoping our Chinese overlords conquer us sooner rather than later.

The old Yea Forums is gone

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Fascism caused it

>th-this guy on twitter said a dumb thing!
>validate me, Yea Forums!
You faggots are so obnoxious

oh yeah epic lols pre-ordering a game that now exists on their computer. too bad it's not fun.

Not him, but what's the point of making it then? It's just alienating the old fans and it's not something new fans care about. Why not just make an entire new franchise with this art style they wanted? Who is this for and for what purpose? Nobody wins here.

>I hate the fact that you stupid fucking faggots care more about the queen than the fucking toads themselves.
We care about the Toads, but the Dark Queen is just the straw that broke the camel's back. It's the one thing we can all latch on and agree with that it's shit.

To be fair, that was the Lee Bros and they stopped doing that.
...while punching hot leg warming Dominatrices in the ass. WayForward should have gotten Battletoads.

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Gamestop is pretty much gone too

I had forgotten completely this happened. what a retard.

It'll still be a good joke

Bitch everyone has been complaining about the Toads too. It's been the art style in general. The Queen is just the most prominent due to being the most extreme change.

>twitter.com/dlalastudios
>there website
yikes

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>Oh my god legs, i have to look away!
>Y-You know this is a kids show right?

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No EB games and them are still everywhere

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he knew full well what he did. retards rise up

Because those people who are called fundamentalist right have the same worldview and personality, the only difference is their dogma.

The fundamentalist Left just wants to destroy, because they want everyone to feel regret for their life choices like they do. Fundamentalist Right wanted to build and protect, at least.

NINTENDO!
HIRE THIS MAN!

It’s a tried and true formula adapted to modern sensibilities. How is that not a success right there? This will sell so well you’ll change your views.

It's always crazy to see how much more attractive asian women are when placed next to whites

betting the devs played 5 minutes of the NES game and watched youtube let's plays and speedruns of everything else at most

looks like absolute shit, calarts bs

Because the Queen got it the worst. She doesn't resemble her old appearance at all. Rash still has his shades, knee pads, and arm bands. The Queen looks like the Administrator from Team Fortress 2.

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>The kids want an outdated IP minus the violence and nipples that made it notable
Guess the kids are retarded

The one 8mage posted with the changed toads got like 3 replies. Meanwhile the circlejerk shit on the queen got a fuck ton.
You fuckers don't even care about the toads. Fuck off.
There should be more outrage that Rash doesn't have his spike boot than literally anything else.

There was already a thread for that.
This one is just lasting longer since that one didn't have someone arting up their own version for people to react to.

Side note, what did people think of the bike section near the end of the trailer?

>people pre-order battletoads en masse
>it's digital. they just sell a code so fuck that
>put 5 bucks down
>game releases
>everybody takes their 5 dollars away
>watch the pre-order drop get reported on

excellent joke indeed.

Reminder that in the 3DS version, the boobs popped out

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Yeah but dont they make most of their revenue from selling funco pop and shit nowadays

Lady Legasus was just weird. They made how sexy her legs are weird. Why would you do that?

Nobody on Yea Forums would buy the game even if they did change the design to be more erotic, they'd just pirate it like always, or just fap to the porn instead

Don't even kid yourself. Battletoad was always souless, it was TMNT ripoff for pete's sake. The only reason you fags know about it is because of the Gamestop meme and AVGN's review of it.

Why not both?

kek'd
not wrong but still

I hate your kind even if it's ironic
retardposting goes so far I assume you are really a dumb fuck leftist retard and lose faith in this website
yes I am mad

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There's no functional difference between them besides which cause they believe in.

Manipulating social systems for your own benefit is a hallmark trait of a leftist outlook.

microsoft literally had one of the toads in killer instinct and they come out later with this shit?
this looks like castle crashers and that was like one guy

>Side note, what did people think of the bike section near the end of the trailer?
it looked like shit, just like the rest of the game. im some mobile tier infinite runner garbage dev put it in

Thing is that in his manifesto he swore this was gonna change things and bring about change. All he did is kill a few, bring sympathy to the very group he attack, and get himself virtually killed while this whole debacle becomes little more than a foot note in history that reads little different from "an edgy school shooter".

>You fuckers don't even care about the toads.
In all fairness, noone is jacking off to the toads

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Zoomers will never understand the joy of seeing curves and muscle in our entertainment for children.

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nah it's too far along for it to matter
just flush and forget

arcade was never released on consoles but i think they put it on the rare collection on xbone

Fightan frogs was never a kids game

I guess I can't complain because I never read the original comic (So I don;t know if April was even in it) but I hate how April O'Neil gets younger with every iteration.

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How is Battletoads a tried and true formula? It was a goofy, niche game at the time with a difficulty that drove most gamers away. The only real reason it exists is to pander to nostalgia of those who liked the series. And they're not even doing that well judging by the negative comments they're receiving. People who didn't give a shit about Battletoads then aren't suddenly care now based on this. Art style aside, it's obviously pretty low budget and nothing that's going to bring in a new audience.

>ugh

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Nigga, are you serious? The name was mentioned twice.Also, it's more girly than I described, enjoy competing in the beauty pageant. It's a Cinderella story after all.

You would be surprised how many buyfag zoomers are on this board nowadays

I was more optimistic on the bikes section. There was less to complain about there.

Fuck man, she looks great.

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Just take the Clownpill, user:

These people promote 'sexual freedom' while simultaneously covering up every single character like it's Saudi Arabia.

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>Faggot literally has a Pixiv with nothing but bara porn
OK???

how many developers to date have been killed by gaymers

As far as you know, anyway.

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tell him kids play fucking fortnite and boy that stuff has some stuff

this

Oldfag stepping in to cut this shit. Yes it was a TMNT cash in. Everything was back then. Out of them all this was the best and not just a cash grab. The game was loved before fucktards memed it. It had the most soul, maybe even better than the TMNT games.

At least post the gif

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>normal looking women
>people still have a hate boner
There might actually be some misogynists on Yea Forums. Weird.

mah nigga

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is there a version where chara gets pissed and kills all these genetic abominations?

that anyone looked at that and thought it was good still blows my mind

your country have nukes, use them

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Reminds me of Shantae. While there was a lot of sexiness in Shantae, it felt so constrained by it's rating. I want M rated battletoads and Shantae.

I literally played the game with my little brother you retarded faggot, drink everything under your sink.

>465558169
Shoo shoo reddit nazi frog

Wrong. I loved the game as a kid because it had varied and fun gameplay. And as cheesy as it sounds, its difficulty taught me a lesson on not giving up on something just because it's hard and to git gud, which luckily carried over to more important things.

Yeah, and bush did 9/11

Right, Pedro.

Best part is that this is more likely what she'd look like if Battletoads was just on the Switch.

THEY ARE TRYING TO TURN THE KIDS GAY

Lots of things tried to play off the TMNT craze. Battle toads happened to stick and became a classic of its own.
Just because you're a sixteen year old high school retard, doesn't mean everyone else on this board is. Battlemaniacs, battletoads and double dragon, battletoads arcade are all beloved games among some of the others as well.

>every female fortnite skin has wide hips and a juicy ass
>think of the children!
Kek

only??? who vote positive to THAT?

Goddamn, I really do love that game and lament that it will remain unfinished every time I play through it.

neat

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Why'd they do it bros, why'd they think this was a good art style? They didn't want to make a game about rare pepes and big tiddy women?

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Think of what they could come up with if they had new battletoads with these graphics
2d brawler? sure that will work
3d action game? fuck it even better

Proof?

>Battletoads was a 1991 game developed to a specific audience at the time
>28 fucking years later, Nu-Battletoads is a 2019-2020 game is developed to a new audience in mind because most have outgrown it.
Why would they market this game to 30+ boomers? Of course the game will be in a new direction, this isn't anything new. I bet 90% of the people here only heard it from AVGN

I still prefer the original but...

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Wide hips aren't considered particularly 'offensive'. Big tits are the number 1 thing that SJWs hate, followed by exposed skin. Female characters are still able to get away with big hips and ass so long as much attention isn't drawn to them and there's no skin showing.

I wish they were locked in the office building with a black man

edit her all you want, the art style is still shit

I added MORE MEAT to your version.

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>kids turn gay without straight propaganda
The plus side is no more lesbians, right? More straight women and less male competition sounds like a win win.

Based

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this is so fucking nonsensical honestly. you dont continue a series from years ago and try to rebrand it for kids these days.
its fucking fans and nostalgic adults growing up and being excited for a series to be continued.
they deserve backlash, and double for the shitty animations that even a newgrounds animator could come up with something better.

THICKER

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what was the story on why the game was unfinished?

I think the rating can help, look at Ren and Stimpy. When it was under Nick's thumb, it was actually funny in many of it's episodes, when Adult Party Cartoon came around, it tried too hard to live up to it's new rating it fell flat.

t. Little sixteen year old Timmy tries to sound more self-important than he is.
Hey you stupid faggot, believe it or not, some of us here actually played video games in the 80s and 90s.

post link I want to see the assblast

It was a cartoony game before, making it cartoony now is appropriate.

If you are going to make the “muh new market” then why not turn battletoads into a battle royale? Surely that would be logically consistent

>Solo 2

So ANH?

i mean they are already forcing kids genders at age 4, or having a child dance on stage like a stripper for money or attending gay pride parads.

but oh no cant have kids looking at grown ass women wearing sexy attire. keep eating those titty skittles though lil timmy.

I just want to see Risky Boots topless man, please.

was it unfinished? i always found weird how the dark queen was never a beatable boss in that game despite being the main villain

unironically THIS

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twitter.com/Arbcoemployee88/status/1137932702466957312

I think I've found something uglier than calarts.

>JOY IS BAD JUST POST MEMES TO DEMONIZE ENJOYMENT
How sad.

unironically this

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Why make a new Battletoads game at all if they want a new direction? It's not like new fans care at all about it. And they're not going to draw them in with such a low budget game like this.

I can feel Yea Forums presence.

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wasn't good for the limitations. you grew up with it and you rented that shit, you better fucking play it or you get the belt.

now we have shit like Rash in Killer Instinct and just better technology in general.
we could have evolved from a brawler into a 3d action game of sort.

shoo-shoo discord tranny

dilate, honey.

>no push-up bra
ehhh

SJW is not a "phase" it's terminal cancer

The devs behind this game don't look like LGBT freaks and you're still pulling that card. Why?

It was never officially stated as unfinished, however tons of shit points to it.
Karnath being the second boss instead of the fourth boss like in literally every other game.
In the final stage you can see paintings of every boss in the game, and two of them are missing, including the dark queen. THE FUCKING ENDING CREDITS

Ah the mythical unicorn and the mythical series of genders.

Xbox only hires "people" that are dying like they are

hmmm my noggin is joggin

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>horseshoe theory

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>granny tits
dropped

well they clearly cant fucking make a good looking battle toads game.

Only the fucking freaks here actually use s. o. y. as an insult or whatever the fuck is happening in that first comment.

I
REQUIRE
PORN
OF
THIS
CHARACTER

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>Jason Stathan, The Nigger Hunter
I fucking love 14 year old Yea Forums tourists

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then it's even worse? make a new IP don't ruin a classic one

This

But replace death with "im not giving you any money"

And threat with reality

The 0.2% of the population that are lesbians with mario star tattoos are not what made this industry a cash cow.

Companies in all industries are going to figure that out

Normal people are repulsed by your perpetual gripe against, lets face it, humanity in general

in order
>ONIONS
>ONIONS
>ONIONS
>has literally never played a game that wasn't on a phone in her life
>THE CAKE IS A LIE
>obviously gay
>has never even seen a controller
This is the industry standard. For both AAA and indie.

This explains everything. I loved battletoads, it had everything, loads of variety on top of being very well made.

this. a game with a fucking bird flying a ship with toads. the one thing we can even latch on was that beautiful dark queen with tits.

We were all 14 year old Yea Forums tourists at one point

What's funny is how you get self-righteous about this shit while ignoring the nuance of sex being a personal thing and marketing is a general thing.

I remember hearing about that from someone who was speedrunning the game a few years back. I don't recall if it was officially stated, but it just seems likely given that the final stage is a gunner sequence and there's no DQ fight at all.

noice

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is this real? Wtf is this?

In all honesty, this should just shoot for an E10/Hard T Rating. You get your Blood/Violence, Mature Themes and Crude Humor to 'try' to accommodate to this style of the BTs; if your not trying for the '93 Arcade Version.

So what, Battletoads doesn't cater to you anymore. Look at this shitty thread, most people here just want to jerk off to the queen and doesn't even care about any of the games, they just want an excuse to shitpost or get outraged about anything.

But it is cartoony.

MS would've probably done it if they could, but they know no one cares about it when they have fortnite.

>make the same game over and over, do not try anything new
It still looks like a new battletoads game, what is the problem? Only change is the artstyle and character designs.

THIS mi negro, fucking THIS

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Well done microsoft, for years I thought I actually wanted a new battletoads but this has shown me how wrong I was about that.

Pic probably not related.

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MICROSOFT

So they must be gay?

You can just imagine her jiggling.

>WE'RE DOING IT BROS

youtube.com/watch?v=xyJI_uFRZSY

We just gotta keep it up and see how many kotaku articles we can get!

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That presumes these people have the capacity to create something new. These small-souled types never do

THICKER

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>nips almost fully popping out
>she knows it
>doesn't give a fuck
God this one is hot. Any similar booru tags for this nipple effect?

>game series stagnant for decades, so it doesn't cater to you

oh i'm fucking livid with the level of stupidity out of your shit ass lips.

If they wanted kids to play it they could have just made both designs with mature design being unlockable when you beat the game on hard mode.
You attract kids who will probably not beat the game on hard or change the settings in option when unlocked, and it would give us older players more of a challenge to not watch the new design.

thanks to people like you moralist deepshit

No sagging please.

Muh silhouttes and geometry

Fucking love that animation.

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MAN I LOVE DRAWINGS AND DRAWING SOOOOOOOOOO MUUUUCCCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah, I can agree there are a ton of annoying fake ass fans in this thread; but the point remains that they should have made a new series in general if they wanted to pull a new audience.
If battletoads isn't catering to me, it doesn't cater to anybody, because the only people it could cater to are those who are already are fan of the series.
You're going for a double whammy by telling the original fans to fuck off, while failing to get new fans as well.
Take one peek at the like/dislike ratio and it's not hard to see how big of a failure the presentation was.

Im gonna downvote just for that avatar, holy shit

OP here, I approve of those thigh. I want them to crack my skull like a walnut

Bluray soon.

I'm sure your wife's boyfriend likes them to.

Around 41%

literally took me more effort to respond to this than it did to dislike the video

>Only change is the artstyle and character designs
That's one of the things that shouldn't change. Graphical upgrades, sure. What should change is the gameplay, which doesn't seem to have from what we have seen. They're even reusing the one level everyone who didn't actually play the original knows it for. How does radically changing the artstyle while basically keeping the gameplay the same equate to trying something new? The sequels kept the same art style and designs, and did a lot new. Which is how you really do a sequel.

>So what, Battletoads doesn't cater to you anymore
It doesn't cater to zoomers, fat dykes or soibois either you fucking mook. Now that they've alienated the only niche fanbase left for this series its going to flop, and you can find me to choke on my dick when it happens.

the women animating it along with the dudebro from the pic might have been drinking the fucking koolaid.
one animator was behind skullgirls.
bayonetta was designed by a woman
this team has women in it and they come up with a really terrible fucking design.

they have to either just be lazy, shitty no talent animators, or progressive fucking retards. maybe all of the above

i sure hope this is actively being archived, deleting dislikes is common practice now.

I'm pretty sure it has something to do with valuing personal choices as individuals and public perceptions of companies. The result is sexual liberty and more cautiously mass marketed products. It's not that hard to understand.

Isn't that the typical suicide rate?

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It's a political horseshoe. Gotta admit, it's funny that the people advocating to censor sex and sexy women in games are also the people pushing for representation of homosexuals and transgenders in games, the two of which are fundamentally sexual in nature. You literally cannot say, for instance, that a male character in a game is homosexual without at some point implying they either want to rail another man's ass or get their ass railed by another man. At the very least the catholic authoritarian puritans were consistent.

>gaybox logo

I always figured that kids would always be into gross and weird shit like I'm sure most of us wanted to play M rated games and watch horror movies because we weren't suppose to.

Jesus fuck you fake-ass fans are annoying as fuck. Go to the draw thread and circlejerk over there. I'm trying to fucking discuss battletoads. Your shitty edits are annoying.

This is correct. Look up the original nine colleges set up during the 13th colonies. All of them were founded by Congregationalists.

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>lumpy lard thighs
fuck off fat chaser

Too bad faggot, suck my balls.

thanks

i hope you older battletoad fans that grew up with it are pleased. they wasted a good opportunity on this. wont be seeing battletoads again.

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if you say you believe in sexual liberty and then turn around and try to stop it at every turn because "it's not a good idea for the mass market", you either have a greater interest in making money, an interest in controlling what other people consume despite your own preferences, or your simply pretending to celebrate sexual liberty and in fact abhor it, it's not the hard to see the contradiction doesn't work

>discussing Battletoads

you are new here. So unbearably new you upest Nu-Users.

What the fuck did you expected? Did you think that any wester company want to be in a Kotaku and Polygon controversy due to being “sexist”? Of course no, they will avoid this shit. It isn’t their fault, I bet they wanted to do her sexy. By doing that right now would bomb them in the face

he means a 3d effect was added to make the titties 'pop' out, not that they actually fall out of the outfit, just making sure we're clear
which is still incredibly bold regardless

like ducking clockwork, no one wants to fix the toads because they're making porn of the midget queen

>wester company
This is a British company. Euros did this to us, they fucked us, and I'm not even sure if they bought their license to do so

NINTENDO
HIRE
THIS
MAN

Not true, we might get some good ROM hacks of the OG games out of this if the old fans become disgruntled enough

if they can't (or won't) fix the queen for whatever reason, the game flops. i see no problem.

Yeah man, I missing playing Battletoads on the Wii, when I was 8. Good times.

I think the word it's looking for is "detailed"
Left is well designed artistic depiction of a human being
Right is a shitty cartoon network reject
I really hope they're not one of the "I dropped everything in life to become an artist" types

I played the shit out of and beat the NES and SNES battletoads and I dont mind the edits and there's nothing to discuss about the trainwreck casualized calarts ''''''gameplay'''''''. wanna talk about fakefans then the low difficulty is the second biggest redflag besides the art

WE CAN GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

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>shitty no talent animators
The animations aren't that bad, I just wouldn't pay $30 for this.

>bayonetta was designed by a woman
This point is always funny when it comes up. She wasn't given free reign to design a video game character, she was given guidelines and told what to do. In the documentary about the making of Bayonetta, you see she has many concepts, half of which were less sexy and more covered up than what we got.

>ducking
quit whining, phoneposter

I would pay for games like this

Good fuck why?

D-Don't summon him! Them!

The article is just going to say "Nerds Backlash Over New Battletoads' Lack of Boob"
>"Because that's why the game was remembered. The boobs."
You're actively hurting yourselves at this point

What the fuck are we supposed to fix? The series is toast, after this flop another game will never be made unless by a dedicated fan. Might as well take what we can. Besides, the toads already had a good looking remake. The Queen hasnt been seen in years.

look faggot if you're going to lewd your own art then just make a new drawing.

Kek, based /d/ poster

we live in the no trophy girls decade, all the remakes will be ruined and sanitized

Tweeting art fixes to a big studio is obnoxious no matter who does it, imo. Although you can argue the art team behind this game are just a ragtag group of mediocre Internet artists...

B-BIGGER

they dont look bad because they are easily made. most frames i'm even looking at are maybe up to 5 frames of animations, and even less for attacks.

this looks like something a c-team tier came up with and it got wasted on battletoads of all games.

thanks for ignoring the skullgirls part though.

>WE CAN GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
WE'RE GONNA BREAK THE CONDITIONING!!!

Her chonk is just all the fuck out there huh

Fuck it, drawing porn of her when I get the chance.

I played this on the Genesis and SNES stop generalizing.

The breasts, they still aren't big enough!

I doubt you can compare the media that was present in the 80s/90s with media in the 00s/10s. We grew up with games and media that everything was supposed to be slimy, toxic, green and oozy, pumped with testosterone and rock music. I have a younger sibling and the cartoons and shows were much more child friendly then anything I watched in the 90s (batman, biker mice from mars, street sharks and such). Could be wrong tho but I can't remember a game or any new kids show that was pumped with testosterone, had dark themes or melting/toxic members.
It's enough to look at newer and newer TMNT art style and I can see why the people call this art "nickelodeon" like. Newer kids will probably never pick up older dos games or nes/sega/older platforms unless their parents provide such.

Australian citizen assisting with annual Kiwi street cleaning.
They may sound like jerks some times but they really mean well.

muh 90s edge

>You're actively hurting yourselves at this point
How'd that work out for ghostbusters 2016 when fags shit on James Rolfe?

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>white

the game was not remembered by political activism and puritanical content neither

>Implying 90s edge is somehow not an ideal to strive for in vidya

BIGGER

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Just make porn of her already, god damn I need it user.

Not really fair to compare the new TMNT to this.
Girls on that show are allowed to have breasts.

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dilate

That's a great way of putting it, considering that modern SJWs are likely descendants of fire and brimstone Puritans (its no coincidence Harvard, the capital of SJW thought, was founded by Puritans, you can trace the evolution from ultra-Christian to ultra-Leftist if you follow the history of their denominations like the Congregationalists). It must be something in her ideological DNA hearkening back to those 10 hour church sermons with the sole purpose of making the congregation feel guilty and miserable.

>pepe
Battletoads would kick the shit out of nazi frogs. And you're a giant faggot too.

Has anyone ever made a Battletoads fangame? That's looking more and more attractive at this point

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MEATIER THIGHS
NOW

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Wasn't that movie so bad even the feminists hated it?

>i can feel r/TheDonald aka /pol/ presence.
fixed

It's not a contradiction. It's like being black and liking rap but not liking black people being only depicted as ignorant thugs on tv. One could enjoy sexual liberty while disliking mass marketed products reducing female roles to eye candy.

Please note that I'm against the design change, I just think it's funny when people think they see a contradiction.

Christ, if you're gonna make porn, this is what you do.

You have the "fixed" sexy thick version pressuring the Nu-toads design of the Queen. Like grasping from behind her going "Showing a little skin wouldn't hurt you, hon..." with a smug grin. And the nu-Queen is sweating and blushing a bit peering over her shoulder at this sexy vixen.

Scary hands though.

wow ... is this... the power... of liberal... BANTZ?

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No, and I was hoping for a dating sim or some shit where you have to corrupt the Dark Queen slowly as punishment for her crimes, sort of like Witch Trainer.

Here is a little drawing, see ya guys.

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NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN

Rory and Roberto look normal.