Fuck this bitch

True Chad's disregard one-sided relationships and fuck brothel sluts. Geralt ain't got time to woo and impress all those magic bitches.

Geralt is also a rude, stupid asshole. They belong together because they're not rude and stupid when they're together.

She and Geralt are canon meant for eachother. She's a bossy bitch, but when it comes down to it he has just as much leverage in their relationship because she loves him so much. He just likes getting told what to do; that's why he accepts quests from every random person who mentions they have a problem. He both loves and hates her prissy tsundere attitude

tfw you will never grow old with yen in the Toussaint countyside, laying under trees and drinking wine

Shes rude and bossy but at least shes genuine and cares for geralt and ciri. Triss is a whore and a traitor.

Hey Geralt's not stupid

Reminder Yen is a literal Quasinodo. A ugly hunchback who deceives people with magic

>m-muh books
>m-muh canon
In the actual game itself, Yen is an insufferable cunt who treats Geralt like shit

Triss is for pussies who think the ideal girlfriend is some bubbly bitch who depends on you, even though here "dependence" is merely you doing the heavy lifting in every endeavor. She lavishes you with praise, butters you up and acts all cute to get what she wants you to do.

Yen is real with Geralt. She makes tons of moves with and without Geralt. She does just as much of the dirty work as he does and they have a much stronger rapport with one another.

While both are capable of using Geralt to their own ends Yen is generally more straight up with him on details she is permitted to share. She's a strong personality that works with and off of Geralt much better than Triss who generally just manipulates him.

All that useless text to just say "I'm a cuck".

Geralt x Yen is canon, deal with it
youtube.com/watch?v=823yuWz0lto

>I know not if fate would have us live as one
>Or if by love's blind chance we've been bound
>The wish I whispered when it all began
>Did it forge a love you might never have found?

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>Ciri asks Yen if it's true you can't be a virgin if you want to practice magic
>Yen tells her virginity rocks and asks where she heard otherwise
>Triss told her
>later in the book Ciri joins a gang and gets her cherry popped by a filthy dyke
Thanks, Triss, you roastie whore.

yen = actual woman with personality
triss = basedboy fantasy sex doll

>geralt is relaxing in a bathrub
>yen summons a scorpion to ruin his bath
tells you everything you need to know.

based

>gets her cherry popped by a filthy dyke
How does that even work in universe?

Reminder that this is what triss looks like

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Triss is a piece of shit who has a high school tier crush on geralt so manipulates him into 'loving her' when he comes back from the 'dead'. Yen is supposedly Triss' best friend and like a sister to Ciri. But she tries to steal her man, and get with ciri's father figure. And she's far too ambitious for geralt who just wants to settle down and stay the fuck out of it. Yen on the other hand genuinely loves and cares about Geralt even if she gives him shit and bosses him about (because Geralt likes it) and doesnt put up with his bullshit, because she's too old for that shit.

Yen is for men.
Triss is for boys.

Triss is the real Cuck choice you scared fucking child. Enjoy being stuck in the bottom rung your whole life.

yen is a frigid cunt who is a fugly troll and also cucks geralt multiple times

Doesn't the fact that Geralt fucks Triss when he loses his memory, signifies that he feels true love for Triss when he's not bound by obligation or the past? It always felt to me like when he was truly left to his own emotion, he would be with Triss.

see

In the actual games triss betrays her best friend, tries to steal her guy, lies to and manipulates him

"Hey, Geralt get out of the tub you've been in there like an hour, you have shit to do today."
Geralt: "No, im chillin"
Triss: -Pouts and holds it agaisnt him later-
Yen- Conjures a scorpion "Stop being a lazy cunt and make sure our daughter doesnt hurt herself, you ass"

>An illiterate pleb like Triss
Go figure.

I was on my second playthrough and was about to break up with Yen during the genie mission so I could see the Triss romance, and I just couldn't do it. My save game is still right there and I haven't played in like a year

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Geralt just fucks everyone who's hot. Triss was hot, he cares about her, but he doesnt really love her, that's why the flower he gives her in Witcher 2 Wilts. That love wasnt real.

clearly the fact that a witcher like Geralt who has tons of casual sex all the time had sex with yet another woman after losing his memory is evidence of TRUE love

Compare this to how Triss reacts to Geralt breaking it off. She takes it fine, because Triss never really loved Geralt, she just wanted him the way a spoiled kid wants something, Yen's affection for Geralt was real, and deep.

>tfw went with triss
>tfw this thread is making me feel like i made the wrong choice
fuck. i dont have a save before this. i have to play the entire game all over again to make the right choice

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Just wait a few years, and you'll be right where you need to be in terms of maturity to make the correct choice this time around!

That might be the case if it weren't for the fact that it's not based on his honest feelings. His feelings are cultivated by lies spun by Triss who makes herself to be important to him and leaves Yen out of the picture. It's not a true love in any sense. It is the least honest kind of love.

It would be like if you were drafted in a war. In your absence your best friend stays behind, your wife gets into a serious accident and loses her memory. Your best friend instead of trying to help her understand her life up to that point and how she ended up with her spouse uses the chance to develop a relationship with her by leaving out all information about you and using his knowledge of her interests to be a better partner immediately. Of course she now loves him because he just "gets" her and understands her like nobody else. Especially not her unbeknownst to her husband across the world.

And Triss is actually a horrific burn victim from the battle of Sodden hill. They both use magic to physically rebuild and reshape their bodies, it's not just an illusion that you could dispel to see their true form

shit taste

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>best girl is also your daughterfu

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Read the books user especially the last wish and sword of destiny. You’ll know why yen is the right choice

Wasn’t that a dream?

>tfw imagining a pregnant Yen

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everyone says geralt likes yen challenging him. but in the game it seems like he hardly ever has a happy moment with her, its always combative. when hes talking with triss it is much more relaxed and he seems happier.

God I want Ciri to sit on my face on particularly hot summers day!

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>yen is the canon love interest cause of the books
>Yen cucking geralt in the books doesn't count because it only happens in the books
>Also Triss is a bitch in the books
>Yen being a bitch in the game doesn't matter, its the books that matter

yenfags are pathetic

>hardly ever has a happy moment
They start doing dog puns in a graveyard user

Just like a real marriage. He wouldn't stay relaxed and happy like that with Triss for long

Where in my post do I mention the books?

It's not something you'd understand since you're a simp

i chose triss because she reveals some cleavage

>crazy whore A or crazy whore B
>not opting to raise Ciri as a single father while fucking bitches across the land

Fucking cucks

Yo i dont care about the canon
Yens just hotter
End of story

T. Someone who hasn't read a book

>Not fucking bitches across the land anyway

Cant argues with that

Only played witcher 3
Tried installing 2 on my shitty laptop but couldn't get it working
One of my mates read the books and told me so

>she's a rude, stupid bitch
She's stressing because her daughter has been kidnapped, her slut of a husband has been sleeping with her best friend for two games, and her love probably isn't real because it was forced by a genie wish.

Honestly, Geralt and Ciri probably make for the best couple.

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The books suck ass.

>Honestly, Geralt and Ciri probably make for the best couple.
Is this a late april fools joke?

Books are great, worth reading and will give you're more insight than the shitposting going on here

Why would yen be obsessed with having a baby if it's going to turn out to be a disgusting mutt halfbreed like she canonically is

The books are great your brainlet

>Just like a real marriage.
You mean a shitty marriage? Why would anyone want one of those?

No they make for a good father daughter bond

They are complete fucking garbage. It's young adult drivel. The writing in them is only good compared to videogames, and not even THAT good.

The Witcher games are good, The Witcher books are trash and Andrew Sapkowski is a faggot.

Didnt that dude turn down royalties coz he though the games would go nowhere, and then when they met the success they did he demanded royalties?

I always find it funny people try to apply real life logic to fictional characters when it certainly needs not apply, in this case Geralt being a witcher who will probably live to be hundreds of years old and for whom the idea of a "normal" marriage with some young hot piece might not all be that appealing

Yes. He's also deluded enough to think the writing in his books is worth anything and got personally offended when they had the merpeople in Witcher 1 have a rudimentary civilization so he went out of his way to make them especially mindless beasts in his books. The guy's a swollen, alcoholic waste of life and his main character is an outright and obvious Elric rip off. Fuck him.

>friend
hahah.. Yenfags are delusional.

Yennefer is based and canonpilled

Fuckin kek, might stick to the games afterall

>Yen is for cucks
>Yea Forums is full of cucks
>Yea Forums likes yen
Yikes