Pre Pre Show the Second: Nude Beaches edition

shorelines without clothing

how long has this bit been going? i lost track of time

THE PAGES ARE FUCKING BLANK

>getting back to nude beaches

a nude beach, just for me and my dead wife

This is art

UPLIFTING CHRISTIAN PROGRAMMING

>pause
>...but getting back to nude beaches,

JON IS ABOUT TO BREAK

>ywn go to a nude beach with your dead wife and dead kids and dead grandparents watching christian programming and have NO sex

MKfags is this actually canon?

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Yea Forums are you gonna go to the nude beach

YOU MEAN REPTILE THE GUY FROM MORTAL KOMBAT 1 WHO TURNED OUT TO BE AN ACTUAL REPTILE IN MORTAL KOMBAT 2

A NUDE BEACH FOR ME AND MY DEAD WIFE AND OUR DEAD KIDS

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oh shit I didn't notice that the title changed to part 2

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CHRISTIAN
PROGRAMMING

JON CAN'T HOLD THE LAUGHTER IN HE'S DYING

(EN TRE PRE NURIALLLL)

I’m gonna fall asleep soon, will this be uploaded somewhere later?

What do you mean bit? This is a Broadway hit.

Jon has officially lost it, lads.

Look to La Luna

You know who is weird?

RAIDEN

>hat is flashing NUDE BEACHES

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>Jon trying to smother himself in a pair of underwear to stifle his laughter
Did someone record that clip where the camera was on Jon just now?

>i have carpal tunnel syndrome

>Catherine was while I was in the bath so I lost my excuse to post my fabulous fleecy boy
Oh well, at least I got to listen to this while I shaved. Fucking wild.

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>I just want to reiterate that the nude beach had nothing to do with sex
>...
>Carpal Tunnel
>I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome

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>just want to reiterate that the nude beach had nothing to do with sex
Holy shit my sides are in orbit

>Carpal tunnel

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CARPEL TUNNEL SYNDROME

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WHERE THE FUCK DID CARPAL TUNNEL COME FROM??

31K IT KEEPS DROPPING

SHE HAS CARPAL TUNNEL?
>get the surgery

I just want everyone to know that I want to go to a nude beach. Not for a weird sex thing though

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>Carpal tunnel

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>I HAVE CARPAL TUNNEL

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CARPAL TUNNEL

NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX!

>Sonya is opening up about her carpal tunnel syndrome

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Watching Carnage is half the fun of this, holy shit
That last line, too

>i'm just reiterating that the nude beaches have nothing to do with sex

oh my fucking god this is killing me

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>they actually memorized these lines

Sonya has carpal tunnel syndrome. this is now canon.

Yes, especially the fact that theres no psychic characters

Is this actual dialogue from the games?

It began as actual canon and and descended into nonsense

>carpal tunnel

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>I have carpal tunnel syndrome

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This adds so much good lore to the characters. Ed Boon better recognize this as canon.

OK THAT'S IT
I'M PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER OR CALLING IN SICK TOMORROW

Absolutely

>carpal tunnel syndrome

RIP

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PAPERWORK

Were you in the anthro thread a few hours ago?

i would too if it was this funny

who was that green suit guy from earlier?
with the skull?

Never noticed that the MK lore was this in-depth.

>right after mortal kombat 2

>clearly just found out about pina
sorry, I claimed him back when he was revealed in raws ;^)
can have sloppy seconds though

100%

>best physical therapist

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I'm anywhere Beastars is mentioned. I'm obsessed. I think I have a problem.

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WHAT EVEN IS THIS ANY MORE

MR MEATLESS

This is one of the best things I've seen from any E3. This is almost on the level of Konami's 2010 conference.

I DON'T GET IT, WHY I DON'T SEE LETTERS IN THEIR PAPERS

DID THEY MEMORIZE THIS SHIT WTF

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I suspect that it's largely improv.
if ONLY we had some psychic characters who could figure out if this is improvised or rehearsed

Lads I think I'm going to have to bow out of this. Convince me otherwise

OH SHIT THE PT DIED

>tfw i suffer from carpal tunnel syndrome

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SHAO KHAN YOU FUCKING BRUTE

>this is still going on
are they literally reading an entire screen play?

deep emotional scars

IS THIS AD-LIBBED?

>the week that followed Mortal Kombat 2

SHAO KHAN HOW COULD YOU?
THE ONLY DOCTOR THAT COULD FIX HER CARPAL TUNNEL

>under some contrived pretext

>he doesn't know

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LET'S NAIL SONYA TO THE FLOOR
YEAH!!!

>another thread made for le wacky randumb crazy show xD
Kill yourself

wtf 12 tails with 7 on one foot

NOOOOO NOT SONYAS CARPEL TUNNEL THERAPIST

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>I HAVE 12 TOES

>i have 12 toes
>ok

>12 TOES

I HAVE TWELVE TOES

THATS ALL WE HAVE WROTTEN

>"I have twelve toes."
FUCKING CHRIST I'M LOSING IT

>I have 12 toes
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>the end
AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ITS OVER

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>TWELVE TOES
>SEVEN ON ONE FOOT

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Obviously he invaded Earthrealm so that he could exclaim how
IT
IS
GLORIOUS

SASUGA

SUB-ZERO CONFIRMED FOR 12 TOES

CONFIRMED LORE

>I have 12 toes
>Okay
>I have 7 toes on one foot

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I have twelve toes

>i have 12 toes
>ok

TOO SAD

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>12 toes
>7 toes on one foot
>THE END
BRAVO

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MAG-FUCKING-NIFICENT

>7 toes on one foot

>reading

PAGES ARE BLANK, THIS IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF IMPROV COMEDY

>IT'S OVER
POST YFW SCENE TWO

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Theres alot to unpack there.

>I have 12 toes
>Okay.

THAT WAS FUCKING INCREDIBLE

>I have twelve toes
>Okay

>That's all we had written

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there we have it, one of the best E3 skits ever to be made

audience in tears and hugging

KINO
I
N
O

>I HAVE TWELVE TOES
>MORE ACCURATELY I HAVE SEVEN TOES ON ONE FOOT

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IMAGINE BEING ONE OF THE DUMBASSES WHO LEFT IN THE FIRST HOUR
IMAGINE MISSING THIS FUCKING KINO

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NO THAT CANT BE THE END I NEED TO HEAR ABOUT HIS FUCKING TOES

OHHH, WHAT A SWEET MEMORIALLLL

KINO

>I have seven toes on one foot.
>[END]
Better ending than Game of Thrones.

I HAVE TWELVE TOES

thats how it ended, very well done

KINO

>I have 12 toes
[Fin]

MASTERPIECE
A FUCKING MASTERPIECE

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FUCKING AMAZING

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>live murder coming up
wow

>it's over
TOO SOON
I NEED MORE
THE FUCKING TOE CLIFFHANGER

Live Fatality

LIVE FATALITY CONFIRMED

bravo

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOO ITS OVER

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What a fucking cliffhanger.

What was your favorite species and fetish?

Pic unrelated

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I love how you can hear Carnage laughing in the background all the time.

>LIVE FATALITY

I HAVE 12 TOES
>the end

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I'm digging the Mortal Kombat arrangement theme here.

I CANT BELIEVE ITS OVER

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L I V E F A T A L I T Y

LIVE FUCKING FATALITY WHAT

Its a natural state you can be in

>live fatality

IS IT SEXUAL TO TAKE A SHOWER?

THEY BETTER HAVE MORE SCENES NEXT YEAR

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>is it sexual to change your clothes when they're dirty?
>sometimes
oh my god

>going back to the fucking nude beaches

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>Sometimes it's not

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there are multiple points during this were Carnage was on the brink of just fucking losing it

>Scorpion is still fucking explaing nude beaches

DROPPING TRUTH BOMBS IN THIS BITCH

>SOMETIMES

BUT WHERE ARE THE PSYCHIC CHARACTERS

SOMETIMES NOT

>>>>>>>>>REMINDER TO CALL
1 (650) 516 7336
>>>>>>>>>REMINDER TO CALL

OMG THIS IS EVEN MORE EPIC THAN RICK AND MORTY HAHAHAA

TAXPOSTING

>blank scripts
Did they memorize the entire performance, or was the entire thing 100% improv? Or was it a mixture?
Fucking incredible either way.

AMAZON HAS DRONES

>tfw nude right now watching this
He's right, you know

>this Q&A segment
These guys are gods.

But what is Shao Kahn's tax policy, guys?

...

>Tax forms

I'm dying

TELL'EM BLACK GUY
TRUTH BOMBS
HEALTHCARE
CARPAL TUNNEL

this is insanely well thought out

INCISIVE SOCIAL COMMENTARY ON HEALTH CARE

BRAVO

>people fuck in showers
>masturbating in showers saves on clean up
showers are always sexualtbh

AMAZON DRONES

>random rant about taxes

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I haven't gotten past the first chapter

pitch the series to me so i can dump it on /trash/ one day

>we need to work on the tax code

BIG THINK

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>scorpion's taxes
>definitely unsexy nude beaches
>expressing yourself with taxes
>wrappers
lmao

>i'd like to talk about tax codes

Wait, so it was about taxes?

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>PEOPLE ARE HAVING FUN IN A THREAD I DISLIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I guess they had some structure with the rest being improv.

So, which countries have the least amount of tax paperwork? My carpal tunnel syndrome is acting up bros

DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THOSE SANDWHICHES

>ywn have desk coffee

Wham City saved this shit show.

whose the actor that plays mr. meatless?

>you will never know on which foot sub-zero has 7 toes

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I have no idea what this even is

Guess im getting too old

highlight of my fucking day

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I JUST WANT TO REITERATE
THE NUDE BEACH HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX

Tony award when?

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So today I found out about scorpion's non sexual fetishes and tax problems

Neat

im gonna fucking cry oh my god my fucking sides

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Probably a mixture. Some of it definitely was improv.

>thats already happened

>IN THE PAST

Do you think he had this coffee there since 2017?

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>i'm still doing mine

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I WANT A FUCKING WEEKLY THREAD FOR THOSE DATES SO WE CAN DO THIS AGAIN

>scorpion actually has tax policy

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it's pure art

>THAT'S IN THE PAST
W H A T

>Even though that's in the past
>This show's live

girl on the left has a cute butt

why black text

Whats the girl who's playing Sonya Blade name?
She's cute.

>HE IS DELUSIONAL

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How can they possibly top this in the next 10 hours?

On the actual channel or stream

>Bow out of it a minute before it ended

GEORGE JRR MARTIN BTFO

T Pose Sonya

>You don't have to be sensitive, it's just polite

Oh my fucking GOD

>have to leave for work now
What a great place to leave on, made my day.
You fucks better have some great fun and really enjoy yourself!

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I got on and donated to skinless kids

HOLY SHI

FUCK OFF EYEBALLS

this has a real adult swim vibe to it

transition scared the fuck out of me

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11/10
currently elder god tier performance and unbeaten in E3

That noise scared the shit outta me

Now we're aesthetic
Grab screenshots

>the stream lost several thousand viewers during that segment

a e s t h e t i c

She sure is.

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WHAT IS THIS CHILL

A E S T H E T I C

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WHAT DOES IT MEAN TIMELINEFAGS?

Lads, imagine rubbing your dick on that Sonya's pit hair.

Words to be lived by

Tame impala knock off

oh, we ve done it now

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It was the best one so far too.

sauce on song?

HOW DO YOU SPELL PEARL HARBOR?

Someone locate the sauce on this shit

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30k now and it was like 40k at the start of the bit

SO FAR

IS THIS BETTER OR WORSE THAN PRE PRE SHOW THE FIRST?

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it's getting to be 7 AM where I'm at maybe people just gave in to sleep

He's on the bridge thats over the pit. but not the pit, the pit 2

GOddamn it i can't stay up this long, i'm too sad and lonely, i start thinking of how sad I am

I gotta call an old highschool friend goddamn it

plebfiltered

How long was the UMK3 skit? I was so engrossed that I legitimately lost track of time

F U N

True pleb filter.

fuck that was amazing

P L E B F I L T E R

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>the fucking nude beaches
I've got the dumbest smile right now.

F U N
U
N

F
U
N

>this transition

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how fucking long was that

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>they will never know scorpion's tax policy

It means they knew when the recording would air

like about 45 minutes

The first one had a "what the fuck" factor. We already know this is going to be some bonkers shit going in the second time.

Did anyone get a screenshot of Sonya Blade cosplayer's butt?

What song tho

this banger is by Das Kope, for anyone who doesn't know.

>DAS KOPE
>KOPE

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Anyone else playing vidya while watching? I am, and it's best to play something that doesn't require much critical thinking so I'm playing Persona 2.

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Like 45 minutes, really didn't seem that long

filtermind

I GOT YOU SENPAIS AND SENGALS

youtube.com/watch?v=q6weKbfy6LE

Unironically plebs.
holy shit that entire segment was so fucking quotable
It's such a shame we have no psychic characters so we'll never know what they were thinking when they left

WHAT BAND IS THIS

WHAT BAND IS THIS

WHAT BAND IS THIS

WHAT BAND IS THIS

WHAT BAND IS THIS

WHAT BAND IS THIS

40 minutes give or take

fuck this music is good

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Yeah but what's her name though.

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12 hours

Tiger - das kope

I think I have to give it to second one after Mortal Kombat stage play. They outdid themselves, I'll even forgive if Cop Wolf won't make an appearance

this a good song

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>Implying that doesn't make it better

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Kino stream but work on the fucking sound mixing, every five minutes I have to crank up the volume or nearly mute the stream

Tiger - Das Kope

youtube.com/watch?v=q6weKbfy6LE

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thx, this is actually a fucking jam

Tiger by Das Kope

It's too early to say if it's better, but that segment alone puts it at least at the same level.
My fucking gut hurts from laughing.

youtube.com/watch?v=q6weKbfy6LE here you go

what song is this?

I need the script to this play. It was so great

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It's professor Brothers.

Song is Tiger by Das Kope
youtube.com/watch?v=q6weKbfy6LE

daskope.com/ song

zoomer "humor"

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Cricket something
she's 100% pure lesbian

Cricket Arrison

yfw you remember the last pre show ended with a wavves video

CUTE. CUTE!!

youtube.com/watch?v=q6weKbfy6LE

perfect gif demonstration

This is even better that the first one so far

DID WE TIMELINE SHIFT?

TRAPPED IN A BASEMENT FORCED TO WRITE SUBTITLES

I mean it is late at night

the fuck
was that greg sestero from the room?

>Help, I am trapped writing subtitles
Uhhhh guys?

its her moment

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>this random Asian dude with a headband
Holy fuck

OH FUCK IT'S SUSHI
THIS GUY IS TOP TIER.

>That call of help on the subtitles

G-Guys?

Based

I'm grinding Chocobo races in FFXIV.

CUTE

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I didn't mean that post as sarcasm, user.

How hard is Persona 2? I just want the story tbqh

W-which timeline is this?

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this is fucking gold but i cant hold it anymore
good night Yea Forums

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The MK play was a masterpiece but the rest hasn't been on the level of the original.
I'm waiting for another random anime episode.

ITS THAT GUY FROM TWITCH

WHERE'S JON

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literally who is this loser

WHO IS SHE!?

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>HELP
>I'M TRAPPED IN A BASEMENT AND FORCED TO WRITE SUBTITLES

Bears on desk, prequel timeline

How many timelines are we on?

youtube.com/watch?v=q6weKbfy6LE

LITERALLY WHO

is he?

When's the live murder?

here's your (you) since you didnt get any last thread

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I'm ev training in pokemon then gonna do the battle tree

Oh fugg, here we go

MOTHER FUCKER IS THAT SUSHI??????

>still farming (you)s

>sushidragon
this shit is gonna be good

>THE sushi dragon
title card comes up again

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literally who?

sure was

it looked like him

>no im not putting this in my ass

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THE Sushi Dragon, guys!

Joan Carnage.

FEET

hirez kelly

She got some nice thicc hair.
Makes my tricophilliac peepee hard.

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He probably had to excuse himself so he could finally lose it and laugh uncontrollably at the Mortal Kombat skit

F U N

>T H E

HITTING YOUR OWM HOTKEYS IN FORTNIGHT

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I already miss Jon

So far only new timeline was Jon (after the) Carnage shilling charity for motherfucking children.

get it, cause blood

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>thought it was a random asian dude and it was pretty funny
>look him up and he's actually a big streamer
Huh

>FIRST GAME IS PUBG

EXPERIMENTAL STREAMING

memes asides
literally who is this chink

Just in case any anons didn't know those guys were part of Wham City Comedy and they do weird shit like that all the time, although if you're watching this you probably already know

The PSP port of Innocent Sin is stupidly easy. Like you could coast just on the free Persona you get from Philemon.
Eternal Punishment is a bit harder and you're gonna have to do a bit of Velvet room feng shui.

>First game: PUBG

A true Asian

SOLO BRONZE SEGMENT WHEN
FUCKING W H E N

turned pretty shit after JC disappeared

some shitty streamer

I want 12 hours of the mortal kombat play

I just tuned in. What is this?

If you're remotely interested just read it, you won't be disappointed
Here are some pitches though
One line plot pitch:
>A young wolf emerges from the shadows of an unexceptional life in mixed species society, and deals with the dangerous scenarios he's forced into as a result.
One sentence elevator pitch:
>Grounded-feeling animal society exploration which is also repeatedly running off the rails as hard as it can.
And a couple spoiler highlights:
>fingergate
>main heroine forced naked and molested by an evil grandpa lion
>kissing a man to solve a murder
>and racemixing

Oh shit I just got back, is this my boy sushi dragon?

Playing crash bandicoot

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didnt you see the card?

hellokellylink

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THE Sushi Dragon

You missed the best part and now we're at the worst part.

you missed it

He's THE Sushi Dragon.

they said the name like three times dude

no, this is THE sushi dragon

twitch.tv/thesushidragon/clip/IntelligentRelentlessClintOpieOP
He himself isn't that special but the way he handles live editing is absolutely amazing. He's worked on major national live stream content in the US, he assisted in running the 2018-2019 new years rockin eve live show (as well as ninja's live show, lel)
guy named kitboga who crank calls scammers gave him a boost inpopularity and he turned into a meme.

>I just tuned in.

I'm sorry you missed the Mortal Kombat stage play reading

The sushi dragon
/TheSushiDragon

Glad you're enjoying Persona 2
I don't want to take my eyes off the stream though, might play some Etterna in a bit though

Only certain bosses are remotely difficult, if you played other persona games just throw out anything you know about the combat. You don't even have to focus on collecting personas just stick with your base ones and you'll be fine. The story and characters are extremely worth it.

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Boy you missed on some great shit

Some twitch streamers who does fortnight
Guess ninja couldn't deal with the pre preshow

>VR headset has giant googlie eyes on it

EP psp translation finishing never ever

you dont know THE sushi dragon?

You just missed a half hour live stage theater performance of Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3. It was transcendental.

>hellokellylink
mmm what a qt

It's so funny how chinks are soulless and unfunny

Literally the only based fucker on the platform

youtu.be/QFvv6J_UPgc?t=35

wew this is awful after MK

Is there a clippy of the Mortal Kombat stage play?

twitch.tv/thesushidragon/clip/IntelligentRelentlessClintOpieOP

Sushi is kino

bring back bronze!

the calm down after the half hour long reading of the Mortal Kombat 3 Ultimate (!) play. Followed by kino vaporwave
Remember not to drink the dust

Twitch/Devolver/Adult Swim's fill-in for the night between Day 1 and Day 2 of E3.
It's the show before the pre-show (the pre-pre-show)
it's basically 12 hours of shitposting

You just missed a play adapting Mortal Kombat 3 and honestly it was a masterpiece

THE MUSIC

only watching because Rocco from mega64 said he'd be on and I want to see it

Can't believe they actually got THE sushi dragon

I think it's Lauren Moore?

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What is that music?

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(muffled music intensifying)

anything would be

lmao this is some good shit

>>the music in the background

Just wait until 2017 rolls around again

i thought it was the akira ost

KINO

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Alright, enough of this shit, where is JC?

Thoughts on nude beaches?
Sexual? Y/N?

>"goddamn that MK skit was good. Glad I'm staying up for this"
>then the chink comes
>now my eyes are heavy
Should I book it?

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Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 you pleb.

IS THAT THE AKIRA SOUNDTRACK

thank fuck we got an awful skit right after MK.
use this time as a snack and piss break anons, we'll be going back to kino soon since this is a pattern

this is my jam right here

Absolutely fucking incredible. A streamer I don't want to gouge my eyes out watching.

>Mortal Kombat 3
ULTIMATE Mortal Kombat 3, come on dude

Not a good follow up to mortal kombat

I think he's finally having flashbacks to 2017

>keeps getting louder

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>music intensifies

[MUSIC GETS LOUDER]

yeah, MK is probably the best thing tonight

HEEHEE

MUSIC COMING

looks similar, but pretty sure it's not her
I remember her pretty well from her skits with Projared

> music is getting louder

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something's coming

I already pissed in the bath and Greggs isn't open yet

How do you make webms from live footage?

S....Sonya girl?

I'M SORRY ALRIGHT I'M SLEEPY

>the music starting to get progressively louder during the interview

This show has so many little things to it.

what about Bronze's @

>Theres something going on that i cant explain

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Same my man. Endure, it's just another filter. I hope

Sushi is a goddamned genius. stay.

There's 10 or so hours left of this, nothing might top MK but there still could be some crazy skits ahead

>keeps asking him if he's alright
top kek

You're telling me that clip was live editing?

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wew lad

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all that editing during livestream?

hot jamz

this is getting good

Thank you for this, user.

Thats actually pretty cool - self-aware cringe dancing

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It's 12 hours, not all of it's going to be gold

Frumpy Dancy!

based green screen guys

> HEE HEE

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wanna see you all dancing

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>BRINGS ON GREENSCREEN

>he didn't go shopping for e3 snacks before it began
rookie mistake user

DON'T RELEASE

that chick is so hot

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OH GOD PLEASE LET THE GIRL TWIRK

>destiny

GREEN SCREEN

Greenscreen coming out bois

All live edited. All solo. The keypads on his arms control everything

THIS IS WHERE WE GO NUTS

NAKED SUSHI MAN

HERE WE FUCKING GO

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This is amazing

>>Dem hips

Now it looks like some devolver thing

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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ZEKE

She thiccccccccccccccccccccccc.
Loving the hip sway

POST YOUR DANCE

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HE'S BEEN FREED
THE GUEST WAS RELEASED

Yes, he did everything in that clip with the numpad on his arm. He's about to do it on this stream too, and has probably been assisting the editing team. He's a fucking wild man.

Twirking is for niggers.

THE BULGE OH LORD.

>Bronze is THICC

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I wish Bronze was my wife

BRONZE'S BUTT

SHOW ME YOUR DANCE Yea Forums!

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>BRONZE TWERKING

>A CHALLENGER APPEARS

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DANCE WITH HIM CHAT

DANCE

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Damn that girl's got a nice dumper

DANCE NIGGAS DANCE

BRONZE TWERKED SEGMENT SAVED

YOOOOO

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>Bronze twerking
oh god lads

GREEN SCREEN

PLEASE LET SUSHI DO HIS THING

>THAT BRONZE
OH GOD

DOES BRONZE HAVE A TWITCH

WHY ISN'T HE WEARING SHOOOEEEES

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SLOW IT DOWN?
SLOW IT DOWN?
SLOW IT DOWN?
SLOW IT DOWN?
SLOW IT DOWN?
SLOW IT DOWN?

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BRONZE IS BACK!

MERCY

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WE NEED WEBM OF THAT BITCH TWERKING

HOLY FUCK BRONZE'S BOOTY
GIV BRONZE GF RIGHT NOW

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>Bronze dancing
My fucking dick is so hard right now

Now this E3 I can get into

took a long time to start paying off

BRONZE NO

BASED JON PIGEON

are other people losing their streaks randomly? I'm not missing anything it just randomly wipes it. Pretty pissed cause I was at 25.

You have to let it build up.

Slooow > Slooooooooooooow > STOP IT

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Yooo I thought DJ Wheat killed the Pre Pre Show last year. How much have I missed?

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Did you two screenshot at the same time?

WE NEED A WEBM OF THIS SHIT

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>Its turning into Hotline Miami

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> bronze dancing

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>shitty bit becomes kino through sheer commitment

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>nigger is the worst dancer

PIDGEON JON IS A REAL PERSON

THIS

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i luv this

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Someone please make a webm of Bronze dancing, bai god.

holy SHIT

How can Ubisoft compete?

Pigeon is John.

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Please tell me someone got a gif of Bronze dancing

Sure looks like it.

That's Sushi's entire MO

SLOW IT DOWN

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WELL YOU SLOWED IT DOWN, ARE YOU HAPPY

WEBM OF BRONZE TWERKING RIGHT NOW

SLOWER!

ITS HAPPENING

>THE SLOWDOWN
FUCK MY SIDES OH GOD

PARTY TIME

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Like two hours.
Including a dramatic improv reading of the Mortal Kombat storyline lasting like 45 minutes or more.
It was incredible.

>What the fuck is with this boring asian where the hell is this go-

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WHAT THE FUCK?

WTF

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holy fucking shit

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>SLOWMODE

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this bit is pretty good

aye

Kino

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REEEEEEEE WHY CANT I CLICK THEM ANYMORE

>slow-mo boob jiggle zoom
how based can one show be

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Am I misremembering but did he manage to hang with Johnny that other PPS? Bout the closest he'll get to Ziggler sadly

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very based

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dat jiggle

not even memeing it got increasingly funnier the more they commited to dancing through the interview
can't even explain it I'm just laughing

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Bronze's proportions are like, perfect.
Her ass is so fat you'd expect her to have fat legs, but she doesn't.

>"this is the worst bit"
Eat crow, anons.

>WHAT DO THE PEOPLE WANT?

>CONTENT!

Fucking madlad

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Turn off the poll

IRL

STREAMS

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Sticking to the bit is really the most important skill for comedy

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The brown chick on the left was godlike when twirking. Give me a webm of that.

the fucking constant camera zooms

dabbing in real time

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2slow

I forgot to save some pics of sonya (with glasses)
help an user out pls

refresh your stream every half hour or so, so it doesnt desync and fuck up

Imagine the smell of Bronze's sweaty pussy after the dancing

IT'S TIME TO STOP

I want to cum on her glasses holy shit

it started bad but got better

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TIME SHIFT AGAIN

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WE'RE BACK

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This stream really has it all

TIMELINE SHIFT

new timeline?

>Dances every day until his body gives out
I admire the sheer dedication

it was all a dream

THANK YOU, BASED SLUTILDA

Continue the madness

recording the desktop with OBS then using webm for retards

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>CONTENT

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GOD DAMN SHE HAS THE PERFECT AMONT OF FAT.

>the way he screamed it
We've lived long enough to see a based dance segment at E3

that shits finally over, now back to the slightly better but still awful stuff

YO OPEN MIKE EAGLE

TIme just skipped. Is this the power of King Crimson?

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>that small hint of pale underneath the shirt
godanon you have blessed us

YES YES YES

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I'm still getting the drops I think, it's just like "ahaha nope you lost c ombo" but I know I didn't miss any drops, I've got a bot set up.

Now we just need some editfag to key out that guys dick jiggling around

ARE WE LIV?

I'm 532nd in the clicker game.
Fml I'm not winning this.

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>anime

>EVERY DAY, BECAUSE CONTENT DOESN'T HAVE A VACATION

BASED

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So who is Jon? like he's gotta being doing other shit he's 2 good

IT'S LIV

schlomo!

nO ANIME

>SCHLOMO

ScHLOMO

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>shlomo

>Shlomo

Post ranks

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SCHLOMO

>schlomo

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she's built like a chubby teenage boy

SO WHY IS MY PEE PEE SO HARD

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Whats her name. She cute

GODDAMN, TWO THICC HOSTESSES

Destructoid guy

This is literally the perfect female body
peak performance right here

god damn it I already fapped before the pre pre show

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I'm pissed cause it keeps desyncing

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Former head of content at Twitch. He got fired when Amazon ordered Twitch to stop original programming efforts since it overlaps with Amazon Prime Video. He's back now, I guess.