Who else excited for Gears of Cute Dykes?
More excited for the xcom ripoff tbf.
Who else excited for Gears of Cute Dykes?
More excited for the xcom ripoff tbf.
Also loved the irony of them censoring the the line "we tote big guns" from the song in the trailer of them shooting big guns.
>here have our artsy vagina trailer then some funko pop spinoff instead of gameplay of a game that comes out in 3 months
What kind of advertising was that?
>Cute
uhhh
no
Queers of War 5: Angry Latina Billie Eilish
I don't buy games with ugly women
I can't remember a single new character's name from 4.
That trailer was fifteen times more interesting than any part of the game is going to be
If they added some fat to her face to soften her features she'd be pretty.
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
SCREW YOUR ORDERS
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU, IT'S ABOUT ME
>tumblr dyke protagonist
Those people don't even play these games.
Kait was cute with long hair but they just had to make her go full dyke when she gets her own game.
>Trying to make this artsy trailer.
>Funko pop trailer soon after.
Yall see that she has a ponytail, right?
Her hair is just tied back
>gears team has real life best girl voicing main character
>doesn’t get a single line in trailer
>mobile game trailer gives her like 3 words
>not voiced by real life’s best girl
Wtf microsoft?
gd
I salute you and your toptier taste my fellow patrician.
The fuck are they smoking? Did they forget about why people liked the original gears of war? Gears of War is about huge dudes in a huge war shooting huge guns at underground aliens, who are also huge. It's icon is an assault rifle with a fucking chainsaw on it.
People do not play gears for fucking melodrama story. This is as dumb as when 343 shit all over Halo 4 with 5 and their steel donut support characters.
F
look at these homos
I *never* would have guessed the direction this series would've taken back then.
>both Gears and cliffyb are trash now
things were so different 10 years ago
what the hell happened
I love her so much. The things I’d due to become Travis Willingham are immeasurable.
this was actually the worst part of the whole conference. what the hell happened to gears?
>playing GOW multiplayer online after school with bros
Can't believe it was 10+ years ago
> no EPIC
> no Cliffy B
> Studio behind it created during Mattrick era. Chicks put in charge at 343 and Coalition
> SJWs... piggybacking diversity and suppressing "Toxic Masculinity."
>tfw lived to see everything Delta Squad fought for mean nothing
Why must this happen to every franchise I love?
What's Cliff Bazinga up to these days anyway?
It was a different time
Without Cliffyb's homosexual direction of the series, the SJWs took over.
lmao
>New games trying to be more progressive.
>Delta itself was more diverse and more likable.
Will beta males ever learn?
>In gears 4 they subtly pair her up with Marcus's son, ending the game with character development for her as well seeing as she is possibly the granddaughter of the locust queen
>Ruin it by making her the Protagonist of the next game out of literally no where, Marcus's son is now an old aged cuck with no hair all of a sudden, and the girl is not caring about orders anymore.
What the fuck is going on?
>Cute
SJW "creators" like piggybacking diversity on top of established franchises.
> Spiderman with Miles Morales
> Wolfenstein
> Gears
> Halo
Someone creates a huge franchise that dudes love that concludes or gets very old reaching iconic status. Execs decide that it's a good time to push diversity because the financial risk is less great.
Kait is so fucking based holy shit.
Kait used to be cute, happy, and she even had a bf. But then she watch some dumbaass feminist videos on COGtube, and she realized that she was bein oppresses. She realiazed that it should all be about her. She realized that her dead grandma Myrah or whatever was actually put down by Marcu's patriarchy. So now, Kait has become a pissed off dyke, and with that came the metamorphosis that has left her looking all manish. RIP, cute Kait.
Because old Delta had chemistry, everyone remembers Baird, Dom and Cole, with Marcus acting as perpetually pissed off babysitter
I wasn't fully paying attention, what was with her making all those psycho faces like it was implying she had some crazy dissociation or multipe personality disorder going on... I was like what the fuck is this wannabe kojima shit going on oh wait it's Gears of War... Does she have mental illness because she is an sjw or what.
His game flopped. Forming new studio, consulting, or teaching. One of those 3 don't remember.
Made that game for Koreans with the ugly character models. The Zero G Overwatch-ish hero shooter.
that's ben shapiro fag
>THIS IS ABOUT ME
vs
>DELTA SQUAD IN YOUR HOUSE, BITCH
>tfw used to play the shit out of gears 1-3
it all started going to shit when Judgment came out, but adding female characters in the main squad (sam/anya) was the thin edge of the wedge
Making himself a laughing stock while his new games keep failing miserably, he left Epic at the worst time and could have been a billionaire.
It was like playing a vidya version of Predator, especially with Cole Train.
just like WW2, shit sucks man
Did the fucker quit the industry? Sounds like it.
Runs 2 restaurants, wrote a book, and a producer of some musical.
Sounds like Lawbreakers broke him emotionally.
Cliffy is a fucking retard, the dude was the patron saint of testosterone shooters.
But I masculinity is bad now so we have to pander to the biggest fucking faggots in the universe instead. If the dude kept on track with games like Unreal tournament and Gears of War, he would have went down as a gaming god instead of a joke.
The kind that Funko pays a lot for.