Pre Pre Show the Second: Mortal Kino Edition

This can't be real
This has to be some sleep deprivation fever dream I'm having

THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO AND I HAVE WORK TOMORROW

IS IT WORTH STAYING UP FOR THIS? ITS 9 PM HERE

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I MISS BRONZE

>back on a normal sleep schedule for the first time in fucking forever
>want to ruin it for this absolute kino

Tell me
Why does he wear the mask?

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You don't.

>IS IT WORTH STAYING UP FOR THIS?
YES

i am ENGAGED

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This is actual mortal kombat lore.

I hope nobody in this stageplay actually fights.

yes

Alan not acting at all and this chick overacting is amazing

then the scorpion guy with the glasses

this is way too good

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Why is it that every cute girl I'm halfway into is gay

why does this keep happening to me

She's on the couch.

>To burn you alive with fire which is like my burning need for revenge
I'm fucking dying

>my burning desire

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because he looks cooler with it

>it's also possible that I won't do this and will let you live

KEK

>They are going through the entire thing
>No one is going to cut them off
Oh lordy

HOW DO I GET MYSELF A GF WHO LOOKS AT ME LIKE THIS BROS

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The memories of this night will stay with you for years, user.
You can sleep any day. You can only experience this right here, right now.

I wish I knew earlier that kino was on the menu tonight.

Fuck me this is almost as fun as the first year

>if only I hadn't been tied up in the background during Mortal Kombat 2
lmao

Because he feels that it helps him stand out from other fighters, because when he tried to go without it he looked to much like other fighters.

>people are losing it in the background

Do we know if there's gonna be a recording of this somewhere? I could never find one of the last preshow but I just don't think I can stay up this time.

The two guys are really good, holy kek

>if only I hadn't been burnt alive in the background of Mortal Kombat 2!

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Go to gay bar

Why would they get cut off?

They are going through all the lore. This is fucking kino.

>Night hawk?
>NIGHT. WOLF.

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>Hold on are you saying the Reptile the hidden character from the first Mortal Kombat who turned out to be a real Reptile

Needs a disclaimer at the bottom
*THIS IS ACTUAL MORTAL KOMBAT LORE*

>SOULNADO

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This is absolutely sublime and beautiful. I fucking love it.

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>I WASN'T AND IT SEEMED LIKE AN OVERSIGHT

1) Be a lesbian
2) Be a HOT lesbian

>It's unclear if she is also a real reptile, like reptile

oh my fucking god

>SHE PUTS ON FUCKING READING GLASSES TO READ THE FUCKING SCRIPT

OH MY GOD

LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT

YES

Host is covering his face trying not to laugh

>she suddenly puts on glasses

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So is this just crazy Twitch stuff?
I've seen some anons say Adult Swim is involved and some say they aren't.

sauce?

>It's unclear if she is a real reptile like Reptile

Oh my god, I'm gonna fucking die.

is she really a lesbian? who is she?

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>LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT
>YES

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OH FUCK, THEY BROUGHT IT BACK?

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motivation is renewed to work out again
prepreshow has touched me with its divine finger

[LONG PAUSE]

>It's unclear if she is also a real reptile like Reptile

>Let me think about that
>Yes!

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dang this is better than MK11

>they actually fucking adapted UMK3 into a stage play
Alan does it again

>girl trying real hard to not lose it

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>stage direction sonya blade is thinking hard

WIGGLING LIKE THIS

STRAP IT BOYO

>armpit hair
uh oh

>those pits

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EWW HAIRY PITS

>unshaven
OH BABY

>pit hair
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>She's thinking hard
>her fucking face
LADS

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ARMPIT HAIR

>ARMPIT HAIR
MY FUCKING DICK

pits

AAAAA THE FUCKING ARMPIT HAAAAIR

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Damn it I failed at step one

>Carnage fucking losing it in the background

HAIRY PITS WHAT IS HAPPENING?

AM I DEAD?

Oh my god it just keeps going

>interrupts Sonya to give stage directions that she is thinking about something we don't know and then she just starts speaking again

This is amazing.

What is she thinking about?

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ARMPIT HAIR

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Real Talk
why didn't the Church have a stage fatality

sorry you're not having fun, user
maybe someday you will

>we don't know what she's thinking about, but it could be about what she just said. If we had one or two psychic characters, we could know this

>cyrax is also inexplicably stuck in the sand

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This is literally if X-Play survived G4

I missed this line and I'm sad about it. Fucking browsing Yea Forums instead of devoting my full attention to this shit.

IS WHAT YOU'RE SEEING NOT PROOF ENOUGH GODAMNIT I AM TRYING TO TYPE WITH A FACE FULL OF TEARS AND A PAIN IN MY GUT FROM LAUGHING SO GODAMN HARD

That armpit hair

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ARMPIT HAIR

>those hairy pits
MY DICK

I'm getting Dudes of Hazmat vibes from this.

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armpit hair

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>Sonya's hairy pits

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Oh boy

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PLEASE SOMEONE SCREENSHOT HER PITS RIGHT?

She has nice tattoos

"I love people" (c) sub-zero, 2019

Why do you think animefags love tomboys so much? Because all the real life ones are lesbians..

POST HER ARMPITS

POST PITS

>pit hair

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This fucking AMAZING. Is this a NORMAL thing for this group?

>Bronze with popcorn now

>Jon's face just buried in a towel

i want to know about smoke

I wanted to go to sleep but this is beautiful

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>the other sub zero?

>he has a chest grenade
>that goes like this
>FWOOOMP

what is this? devolver when?

THE OTHER SUB ZERO

>I love people!
Every time

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AND YOUR OTHER SUB ZERO

BASED

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This is Devolver, nerd

How long has this been going on?
Can it never end please?

DAMN IT
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

>reading the actions
hfgalkhhahaaha

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>Jon trying his best not to corpse

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

10 more hours.

>Jon hiding trying not to laugh

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> AAAAAAAAAARGGGGHH

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*Sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*

when are they gonna give sub-zero a moustache in the games

Sonya has a pretty strong chin

WE'VE GOT 11 MORE HOURS, BOY

21st place boys

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>laughing but also jerking off
what's this feeling called

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KINO

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IF ONLY WE HAD A PSYCHIC CHARACTER

That shit was two hours ago go watch the replay

Or don't, this is important too

Im sure this would be a lot more funny if I knew any mortal Kombat lore

WITH A K

>companionship with a k

Holy shit you're not wrong

like 2 hours

POST ARMPIT HAIR

>HELP sign

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>Mortal Kompanionship (with a K)

>mortal kompanionship with a k
lel

It's Twitch, Devolver was before this

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>MORTAL KOMPANIONSHIP

screenshot or you're lying

>MORTAL KOMPANIONSHIP

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>mortal companionship with a k

yes, the pre-pre show is basically filler for the night before e3 starts proper. they record large portions of it like 2 or 3 days before it happens, but some stuff is done live, usually closer to the end.

yeah she is fucking hot

MORTAL KOMPANIONSHIP

Laugh off

>Mortal Kompanionship

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>Scorpion used to take naps

This is the lore I didn't know I needed

>it's been so long since I've had mortal kompanionship with a k

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MORTAL KOMPANIONSHIP

MORTAL KOMPANIONSHIP WITH A K

they are reading it verbatim

>mortal companionship with a k

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>mortal companionship with a k
>audience all chuckles

POST MORE HAIRY PIT SCREENSHOTS

>KOMPANIONSHIP

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>Mortal Companionship
>With a K
I'm fucking losing it

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You missed Devolvers "conference" already.

MORTAL KOMPANIONSHIP (With a K.)

I am disgusted bu I also have a chub, what's going on?

>IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE HAD SOME MORTAL KOMPANIONSHIP, WITH A K

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>You must miss your family, Scorpion
>Scorpion proceeds to talk about how much he misses naps

Fucking beautiful.

shoot me

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dont laugh dont laugh dont laugh dont laugh

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>I KNEW IT
fucking KEK

>mortal kompanionship with a k

holy fuck this is incredible, i'm so glad i stayed with this

MrAdder

>no carnage icon ever

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>I KNEW IT

I thought you guys said Twitch is SJW so how could they put out show like this?

>I knew it!

Pre Pre show is Devolver too, just hosted by twitch. They team up for this shit.

>they're referencing fucking Blaze
This shit goes in too deep man

Smirking off.

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20th now

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I am slowly beginning to lose my sense of time

What do you mean?

anything cool? quick rundown please

I HOPE WE ALL FIT TOGETHER LIKE PUZZLE PIECES

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SEND FOR THE MAN!

NAKO

WITH A K

>MORTAL KOMPANIONSHIP WITH A K
K I N O

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>I knew it!

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>keeps putting on the mask and then has to pull it down to speak
God, this is fucking great

Look at the script.
They're about at the halfway mark of the script

Shes almost certainly a lesbian, dude. Barking up the wrong tree here.

I've never even played Mortal Kombat and this is still incredible.

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR OVER 20 MINUTES
THEY STILL HAVE LIKE 4 PAGES LEFT

What the fuck is this shit?

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What's her name, Yea Forums?

THEY'VE GOT OREO MINIS

Genuine engagement

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OREO MINIS MAKE SURE YOU GOT YOUR OWN

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uncanny

it's devolver

Hopefully this continues next year when I'm not a wageslave, this shit is comedy gold. Night anons.
>that long pause where they had to confirm there are 2 sub-zeros

It's a lot more accurate than you'd think

HOW LONG IS THIS

brehs

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Nice popcorn zoom in.

I will lick those harry pits, god mark my words.

deepest lore

>oreos

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excellent set design
great acting
why wasn't this up for a tony award?

Pass the popcorn

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>random zoom on Bronze
THEY KNOW

>getting eyeballs
lmao enjoy your sink to 25th, fag, thanks for the spot though.

can she at least be one of those chill lesbos that makes for a great drinking buddy

>that random zoom shot

I missed the 3rd or 4rth carnage and knew I was out of the game

>too many doors
>not enough windows

DEEP

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>the "band" was playing the whole time

Here you go

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THIS IS NOT THE WHOLE PLAY

this is just scene 2 of the play btw

This is art

don't

When does Bronze makeout with Sonya?

>occasional shots to band looking bored as fuck

Masterful directing

I really wish this got a PC or console announcement, it's the thing that prob got me excited the most all E3 since I have a huge lightgun boner.

WHAT

> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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ughhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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DOCE HORAS

A bird beat another bird in a wrestling ring
A sega rep John beat the shit out of another John in Catherine
Some seemingly normie lady said some based things about Yakuza
"Edible bookmarkers" (uncooked lasagna) was handed out

>Yeah

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>bored
The look positively captivated.

STOP INTERRUPTING HIM

I WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE TREES

This is amazing, fuck, I regret not watching the first PPS'.
FUCK.
I FEEL LIKE A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT NOW.

I always thought that this shit was serious and trying too hard but it's doing the exact oppossite, I unironically love this kind of humor.

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>not pulling an all-nighter and then going into work
YOU'RE WEAK, user
I'M GOING TO FINISH THIS PRE SHOW EVEN IF I DROP DEAD AT WORK TOMORROW

TREE LANGUAGE

>tfw ywn speak tree language
;_;

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James Wan take notes

POST THE FULL THING

What was said about Yakuza?

>I couldn't understand what they were saying because it was in a different kind of tree language

>Jon struggling not to laugh at the stupid fucking tree part

urrrrrghhhhhhh

I don't know if Jon is enjoying it, genuinely in fear, trying not to laugh or contemplating suicide

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twitter.com/cricketarrison

>YEEEAH
>Yeah.

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I'M NOT EVEN INTO ARMPITS, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY PEE PEE?

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>discussing every background element

who's playing sonya blade?

They’re only like halfway through holy kek

Enter the Gungeon arcade light gun spinoff.
Devolver Bootleg bundle on Steam. 5$ for an 8 in 1 bundle of knockoff games like hotline milwaukee and catslevania.
Carrion which is some game where you play as a big blob/tentacle monster thing and consume people in a lab I guess and get bigger? 2D pixel indie stuff.
And something called Fall Guys,dunno what that's all about.

>23 streak
>ALL FUCKING EYEBALLS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHI NEED THOSE BITS.

god this is hot

Someone just upload the entire MK Stage Play on youtube please

wasn't ready for the philosophical take on kombat

Pls help v. Which Mortal Kombat game is the one with trees with facees again?

The problem is I want to watch all this and then E3 so I need to make a decision.
Jon is trying hard not to laugh.

they brought up how since garbage cans arent prevalent in japan they should be a super weapon

this. I'm not risking missing out on prepreshow kino

>voyeur

Who in this skit is on what drugs? The dude with the napkin seems to be tripping and the dude with the beard seems to be on a high dose of prescription amphetamines.

>It's very different. It's very unique.

Now Sonya has glasses too. This is great

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>he doesnt know the strat

yfw you don't know tree language

>another thread wasted for le lolsorandumband ironic crazy stream xDD
Just kill yourselves retards
>y-you hate my fun?? Ugghh
COPE

Lads I am so drunk

>That doesn't happen to me anymore.

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>They're taunting us with sleep

This is high concept.

>About to figth Maraca

She puts them on when she doesn't have to give 200% of her acting.

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that's just smoke getting a blowjob behind a tree

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>"That doesnt happen to me anymore"

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No, you try to kiss her when you are drunk and she would kick you in the dick (deservedly so)

user look at her. Not only is she a lesbian, she is hot butch who gets the hot lesbian girl. Shes like a lesbian Chad.

This is the purest love letter to vidya in all of E3

Go back to your shitty Smash thread.

everytime it cuts to her and she randomly has glasses makes me lose it, jesus

>everyone talking about sonya's armpits
>i can't stop staring at her navel

Isn't that girl on the left from that thing Allen Resnick did?

TELL.
ME.

>he's not 25 years old

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Lmao stay mad

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>they're talking about sleep
they know what they're doing fuck

hes got underwear on his face

>That doesn't happen to me anymore.

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHH

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JON NO

>"maybe I should learn really complicated mathematics"
>Scorpion

>Jon losing his shit

465545019
(you)
Oh wait.

>coming into threads you don't enjoy to spout buzzwords
>reee no fun allowed
sounds like you're the one coping lad
have a pity (You)

>The audience shaking too

its the feedwater

>that guy in the background shaking the sofa

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mortalkombat.fandom.com/wiki/Living_Forest

>i could just figure out how to die again

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twitter.com/cricketarrison/status/1126864448176570368?s=20
>they may have just written this in only a month

>John losing it
HOLD IT
YOU CAN DO IT

[nothing happens]

>you can't drink this water, it won't quench your thirst. Don't drink dust

Absolute kino.

have sex cringe cope and yikes

THANKFULLY NO ONE PUTS DUST IN THEIR MOUTHS

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STAGE
DIRECTION

DO NOT DRINK DUST

QUITE THE OPPOSITE
DRINKING DUST WILL JUST MAKE YOU MORE THIRSTY

WHERE ARE THE PSYCHIC CHARACTERS

DON'T DRINK THE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRT.

This is it. The absolute final form of humor as an art.

>STONEYA

he won't make it

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You guys stayin', yes?

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IM DEAD INSIDE

IM DEAD INSIDE

IM DEAD INSIDE

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DRINK THE DIRT

IF ONLY WE HAD PSYCHIC CHARACTERS

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>unfortunately there are no psychic characters to tell us what she is thinking

>Stage direction
>Shaking
>Camera starts shaking
>Technical staff is shaking couch of the gang watching the play
So subtle, but so rich in details

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>DON'T DRINK THE DIRT

Name one thing wrong with this without using buzzwords or subjective arguments ;)

>[nothing happens]
>UNFORTUNATELY THERE ARE NO PSYCHIC CHARACTERS
fucking hell

>I want to watch all this and then E3
Haha, I'm going to watch all this and then the PC Gaming show and then the Ubisoft and Squenix conferences while I'm at work.
It's just 24 hours.

WHAT IS SONYA THINKING?!

>the 4th or 5th time the stage directions have stated that no one knows what Sonya is thinking because no characters are psychic
This is brilliant.

>BUT YOU CANT DRINK THIS WATER IT WONT QUENCH YOUR THIRST
my fucking sides

>the fucking lack of psychic characters again and again
I'm dying

Allen is right there too...

LITERALLY GOING THROUGH THE WHOLE SERIES, THIS IS GREAT

a rep from sega came in, and she asked some actual pertinent questions about the game e.g. are bikini fights back in, asking if style switching is in, karaoke, and talking about the history of dubs
also spoke japanese like 'chotto matte' like the thugs
tldr she actually knew things about the game instead of pretending to be interested in a game she never saw before

THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

>STAGE DIRECTION

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You are right. I didn't notice cuz I'm shitposting here, twitch and looking at the tv so, yeah.

AUDIENCE IS GETTING MURDERED ON LIVE STREAM HOLY FUCK

I CANT BELIVE BRONZE DIED

this is the most quotable work in earth

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I will be up for 24 hours before even PC starts.

OH GOD THEY'RE DYiNG

holy shit Sonya calm down

>ALL RED

AUDIENCE ENGAGEMENT

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>the audience is involved in the play
Holy shit, experimental theater.

Sonya's actress genuinely catches me off guard when she randomly starts screaming

>when he pulls out the harpoon there is a lot of blood
>all red
I love this shit

YES

>she's dead

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33K now

>mortal kombat theme

I hope they don't go into the 3D era shit is gonna go on forever

>Brutal.jpg

I like that very quiet, gentle Mortal Kombat theme in the background.

O P E N L E G S B R O N Z E

EVERYONE IS KILLED

That's it bros. I'm calling out of work in the morning so I can watch this

A LOT OF BLOOD, ALL RED

>soft mortal kombat theme in the background
I'm dying

IM IN LOVE WITH BRONZE

it was different from jon btw

Hey what city are we in?