WOWIE ZOWIE! JOHN WICK IN VIDEO GAME??? ME MUST BUY NOW!!!

>John Wick is the only movie he's been in
YOURE BREATHTAKING user ENJOY THIS MONSTER ASSAULT

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>JOHN WICK
Literally who?

>wowie
Papyrus?

This

Well... I was probably gonna succumb and preorder it anyway, im gonna be more inclined to preorder it now coz id turn gay for Keanu Reeves

What other movie has been in, boomer? Please enlighten us with your worthless knowledge of an era that didn't fucking matter.

Hes literally the nicest man alive

Yea Forums because this board is garbage

>john wick
Zoomers cant stop embarassing themselves a single minute. Go back and watch your shitty randumb stream autist

a man made of straw held up by an gay man called OP

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You don't have to be a boomer to know about the Matrix you based retard.

>Matrix
>Bill and Ted
>Speed
>didn't matter

a Chad
this basically

>A movie that came out the year I was born
>Mattering
Who is the real old fag retard?

jonh wick crowd obviously. the plebs who watched 2 and 3 and ones who know kino who only watched 1 without the desire to go further

The average shitposting Yea Forums user. a 30 something guy wearing only his underpants, fat, greasy, smells like shit and the only human interaction he gets is making retarded threads on this board. That's the kind of person I imagine when reading your garbage ass thread.

Celeb who doesnt act like a spoiled better than everyone.
Willingly lives his life like a normal person that doesnt need a mansion and 20 different cars.
Gives most of his money to charities, i think he had a family member die and was giving money to whatever research.

fpbp

You might have a point. You came out that year and you don't matter to anyone.

>only movies that came after I existed matter

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Definition of a damn good dude

1 was absolute garbage. 2 was the only good one

cute

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>The average shitposting Yea Forums user.
>posting on Yea Forums
Is this projecting?

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/thread

yikes...

Worst post ITT.

You haven't seen a lot of the best films.

You are already a lost cause if you believe every poster on Yea Forums is a shitposter.

ITS NOT JOHN WICK ITS JOHNNY SILVERHAND!!! YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CYBERPUNK LORE

Did everyone memory hold that he used to date a tranny?

dude his hand is SILVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imagine being factually wrong to this degree

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damn he must have a good PR team

I'm not quite sure what type of person I imagine saying a phrase like the one you just described OP. It could be because it's a completely fabricated, imaginary thing that you invented in your own head. However, I'm fairly sure that somebody so flustered that people are enjoying things is probably the type of guy that most people would avoid talking to.

and nothing really came out of it. He's going to die childless. His only child was stillborn and that was decades ago.

/thread
Keanu has been Yea Forums's dude for a decade now.

He's basically Jesus

don't forget he's kind of dorky and awkward in interviews. He's like the opposite of Harrison Ford, but still one of those actors that come off kind of weird outside of their roles.

AH AH DUDE! KEANU HE IS LIKE...IMMORTAL! I HAVE A FUNNY MEME PICTURE ABOUT HIM NOT AGING! ALSO HE SUFFERED UNLIKE ALL HUMANS SO HE IS BASED!!! AND HE GIVES MONEY TO CHARITIES IN PRIVATE BUT SOMEHOW WE ALL KNOW THAT!

>Popular = bad!
They're all equally kino

>"Movie"

You mean casual

damn

I really like his voice

Someone who actually enjoys his life and isn’t a failure

non zoomer reaction
youtube.com/watch?v=zR6OkB_pO-Y&t=2387s

Literally bots and paid shills are posting here to push him He's ((Hollywood)) latest celebrity project to push and promote to the masses, which is why you see him pushed so much in media, video-games and social media sites like Reddit and 9gag.

Normalfags love and adore him because the media told them he's a good guy.

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>I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW MY FAVORITE MULTI MILLIONAIRE CELEBRITY APPEAR

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Everyone except Nintendo fans who get nogames.

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FPBP

fpbp

>born in Beirut
>willingly supporting israel in any fashion
yikes

based

He's the guy who took the first redpill.

He's a celeb who has had a very hard life.
Mother (or father) left when he was 3
He couldn't make friends since his family always moved places
His other parent died
His stillborn son gave him so much stress between him and his girlfriend that they broke up, girlfriend gets into a car crash 2 years later
His sister, his only known friend, gets leukemia and dies.
He hasn't got a new love interest since but he still donates thousands to millions to charities and is one of the most wholesome people on earth.

>video game company, thats already working with the author of p&p their game is based on, got actor who played Johnny Mnemonic on board
vs
>it's a conspiracy by joos
gonna need help with this one hmm

Posting from the other thread

Pro tip, if you are affiliated with Hollywood in anyway and even pushed this much by them there's a 0% chance you're a "good person".
I believe you also think Hillary clinton is one of the most down to earth and good person there is?

No but seriously, Reddit and the media says that Hillary is genuinely a good person just liek Reeves, but how come it is true when they say it about Reeves but not Hillary?

Some immortal frenchie who's been around since the 1500.

ill take three(3)

I was also born that year and the Matrix is my favorite movie of all time. Please, take it back.

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its a person by person basis probably? i probably wouldn't like everything about keanu cuz he's a very private guy, i just know i hate hilary.

First
Post
Best
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>can't play as him
>can play as generic bald space marine or thot tranny instead
th-thanks!

life is suffering

Someone that isn't a miserable cunt like you.

ah, the old reddit Wickaroo

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based. fuck mudslimes.

>expecting to be able to control Keanu
lmfaooooo

So for some reason you trust when the very same media that told you that Hillary is one of the most based and wholesome people that exist tells you that Reeves is also that.
But you don't believe them when they say it about Hillary but does so with Reeves?

>No but seriously, Reddit and the media says that Hillary is genuinely a good person just liek Reeves
literally no one says this at all

>John Wick
You mean Johnny fucking Mnemonic

jesus christ, why am I still here
this movie came out in my early teens

Source on that picture?

Reeves is a very attractive man. That can sway a lot of people's opinions.

Johnny fucking Mnemonic you ignorant cunt

>swag
>2019
???

>dude he is in there because of that old movie no one remembers! surely not because of his new movies that made him very popular between younger people who buy games

And these are supposed to be the "redpilled" people.

fucking OBLITERATED
now he has to neck himself haha

Kill yourself redditor

Oof.

Fucking baste mummer.

He was the first user to take the redpill and awaken the masses to the prison planet™ we inhabit.

i don't know where you got that, but i just said, the man is very private so i don't know jack shit about him, i can't like or hate him personally but i enjoy his work. I know hillary's position on things, and how she behaves as she's not as private and was pretty open and shit about it, so it was difficult to like her, in fact i dislike her quite alot, its more so a person by person thing, not what someone tells me, just what i'm exposed to when i see and look for things.

ah, the old reddit killaroo

you

kys newfag keanu is /ourguy/

I don't think some dude appearing in the game is gonna change anybody's mind about buying the game. It was just nice to see him in it. I'm still not gonna buy it.

fpbp

>that old movie no one remembers
bitch please johnny memeonit was pure cyberpunk and Reeves is based af. begone nu-Yea Forums

You will have to prove he cares for cyberpunk or sci-fi at all, and even if you manage to do that, it will probably be just a passing interest for him, and certainly nothing like what some of the autists here exhibit.

dude is a movie actor who isn't a douche.

and because he doens't have any glaring flaws, causing him to be immensely likeable, Yea Forums hates him for it.

out of envy or jealousy or suspicion or whatever.

I fucking wish mods raised the minimum age to post on Yea Forums and nel to fucking 25 years old

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Well you're wrong kiddo, the game is already #1 on steam lel.

>Yea Forums hates him
nah

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>zoomzoom exposing himself

I'll pirate it for him :3

>dude is a movie actor who isn't a douche.
literally no proof of this, he is probably just acting as a "nice" person

>Yea Forums hates him for it
Damn kid, you're brand new.

Absence of proof is not proof of absence friend :)

>a cyberpunk game created by people old enough to remember Johnny Mnemonic, one of the first cyberpunk adaptations
>lolnaahdude its because of john wick

see

t. suspicion

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Who is John Wick?

A half decent movie he recently starred in.

I didn't even like 1. I think the average Liam Neeson action film is better.

>just turn your brain off!

hilarious how many soilets this pissed off. stay reddit Yea Forums

very violent movie involving a puppy, a hitman, and a lot of guns

Absolutely based. I can literally smell the mix of tears and semen in OPs mouth right now.

He's definitely the most well equipped character to handle the bright sunny days in Nighttown or whatever the fuck its called.

OP ETERNALLY BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he might as well kill himself after this one

100% tires of the millennium. The Redas have already shown that they can make games for gamers, and not for the biodebris of 2000 years of birth, with lootboxes and game reskines, that would sell it again, year after year.
Wretched Yubisoft with their conveyor otsosin.
Blizzard with szhv brain. And other kalych.
This is such stuffy garbage. I do not even understand how to be down to play their games. Although I know, you need to be Untermensch of the Zumer generation. Their own path.
Definitely, I’ll throw rubles to these people, who at least somehow keep PC gaming. Then only on Dev Strending.

Not an argument.

hey faggot, john wick is awesome and keanu's a good actor

get better taste moefaggot

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>I believe you also think Hillary clinton is one of the most down to earth and good person there is?
No?

cringe
based

lmfao contrarians get mad, this is the truth
t. guy with a huge dick and tons of swag

go back to /pol/ and stay there

HOW CAN HE RECOVER FROM THIS???

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It's aptly named Nightville.

whoa...
took my breath away, user

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absolutely seething

Gotta get that Johnny Mnemonic celebrity cast synergy.

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Goddamn.
I knew there was reason I still lurk this board

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An obnoxious tourist shitposter who needs to go back.

OP utterly BTFO

Okay this is pretty cold

I haven't seen any of the John Wick movies and I didn't care much about The Matrix but I'm a big fan of Bill and Ted and looking forward to the new movie that was just announced.

it's over for zoomers

apologize to your friend right now

youtube.com/watch?v=O0ikW7pVa_I

Fuck off retard.

literal mental illness

>Bring the Dolf back
I'd buy in a heartbeat

imagine thinking this is a hard life, kek. kill yourself.

It's absolutely insane selling a game at full price 10+ months before it is released.
No current gameplay. Not even a preorder sale like most games get to justify buying a game you don't even know will be good.

Just 60€ for the privilege to hope you won't get shafted.
What the fuck is this.

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>Yea Forums hates him for it.
shrieking /pol/ zoomers aren't Yea Forums

Keanu... had a hard life

how will he ever recover?

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>WOWIE ZOWIE!
>What type of person do you imagine?
noone
literally nobody says that

>What's up with shit qualities regarding this image?
It's because it got downresed when they shopped the monster can out.

/pol/ loves Keanu because /pol/ loves the matrix and /pol/ loves guns.

SAVAGE.

>swag
boomer gtfo

Redditman. It was pure cringe. Only zoomers eat that shit up.

Based and truthpilled

Snip snap!

He's literally the first man we ever see taking the red pill

>GitS
They fucked the major up obviously but nearly everyone else cast in that movie was right on point.
Arasaka was excellent.

He shoots 3gun matches and does not condemn 2 ammendment like95% of holywood buddies. So he's ok in my book.

so hyped for this game. always have been.

>You will have to prove he cares for cyberpunk or sci-fi at all
A Scanner Darkly

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he took the redpill before you were born

/Pol/ hates Keanu because he's Hollywood and Hollywood hates Republicans

>

based and dickpilled

My fucking user.

Why is keanu so pure?

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APRIL 2020
AAAAAAAAA

Exactly this

/pol/ hates republicans as well, so I don't see your logic.

I like this movie I don't give a fuck

Because his life has been so awful for 90% of it, that when there's something that can make people happy, he pours his all into it.

When's the cyberpunk fortnite crossover?

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He's been getting a huge amount of hype these past few years. I'm happy for him

Given all the tragedy thats happened in his life, I honestly have no fucking idea.

why do zoomers and losers love to worship celebrities? is it because they have nothing else of value in their life?

ding dong diddly based

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isn't there already stuff that goes pretty cyberpunk already in that game?

>not a single thing getting sticky
Gotta love nintendildo mods. Can't wait for the nintendo related stickies.

The Matrix and Keanu Reeves is deep Yea Forums culture.

>bringing Hillary out of nowhere in a desperate attempt to prove you're "part of the tribe"

Just to let you know, the guy you voted for in the 2016 elections also supports Israel.

>inb4 "I-I didn't vote Trump!"
lol

fpbp indeed

Is this the ironic hype thread because I am about the confirmed Mono-filament wire

As if Boomers didn't start this generally shit "culture."

There it is!
Thank you!
I was afraid for Yea Forums if i had to be the one to post it.

Literally just watched this for the first time yesterday.

>I WANT ROOM SERVICE!!!

Based

god i love keanu

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please go back to /pol/ you mouth-breathing retard

based

>CDPR makes real games for real gamers such as myself!

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It's fucking Neo in a cyberpunk game how can you not like that shit you fucking zoomer.

Yeah why can't he support sandnigger terrorists instead, like a normal person? Don't you know the muslims are ALWAYS the victim, kafir?

Because having hardlife is relative.

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yep yup

A-rabs stink like camel dick.

Fpbp

Hyped as fuck.

He's just so happy and free

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user has left the web

>Anti gun Liam Neeson
>Legit 3 gun training with live ammo Keanu Reeves
>better action star
Pick 1 and only 1.

The first man to be redpilled

Everyone fucking one that has spent longer times with Keanu says that he is the most nicest and down to earth person there is. I have never heard or read otherwise. And at this point everyone who claims otherwise is probably a liar or an asshole.

god bless CP2077fags, who somehow managed to stay hyped up for a game announced in 2013 that they're going to beat in a single weekend.

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Show me da money!

FINISHING MOVE:
SICK BANTS

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imagine not having any self-awareness

>Johnny in 1995 - 320 GB of data
>average user in 2019 - 2 TB of dolphin porn

Keanu doesn't even do his own stunts like Tom Cruise does. He's overrated as fuck.

You fags all missing the point, most people that call him John Wick these days don't do it because they are not familiar with Matrix, Bill & Ted, Speed, Johny Mnemonic, Devil's Advocate, etc. It's just his latest franchise after a long unfruitful period on bad movies and when you see Keanu with long hair and facial hair you don't really think of Neo or any of his baby faced smooth shaved roles.

holy fucking shit

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keanu is based tho

>that they're going to beat in a single weekend
I haven't even finished TW3 yet

Yea Forums will never tear me down.

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>there have been completely serious posts wondering why Keanu would be chosen for this or complaining about him
zoomers trying to fit in so hard lmaooooo

>A movie that came out the year I was born
I came here to shitpost about you getting b& for underage posting, then I remembered that makes you 20, I'm getting too old for this shit

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shaking hands with the prime minister of israel doesn't mean you support israel itself, afaik there are no real quotes of him vocally supporting israel(or I haven't found any), all the charities he's rumoured to have donated towards apparently aren't primarely jewish

so pipe down faggots, it's called PR and he certainly doesn't want to Mel Gibson his career by telling Neytanyahu to fuck off

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this, but I love being creampied by hung hotties.

OP FUCKING REKT

You're the reason this place is so shit

You're the reason I can't leave

He is literally the guy without whom the words "redpill" would have been meaningless

If he's looking down at the player in this shot his hair should be hanging down but it's hanging like he's standing up straight

Fpbp 2 hours later

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What the fuck dude, stop being savage you literally tore that poor little zoomie a new one,

fuck off Reeves is a bro

Also the fucking devil's advocate with him and al pacino, literally kino

I'm actually pretty okay with Keanu appearing in Cyberpunk 2077, in fact it shows how well CDPR knows Cyberpunk considering Keanu is the poster child for Cyberpunk from the Matrix, Johnny Mnemonic, and A Scanner Darkly. Making him appear in this game made it even more great in my book.

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Go to bed todd

Lay off the yayo buddy

>implying every single person on this board wasn’t already going to buy this game anyway

Based

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Fucking absolute state of nu/v/

Bram Stokers Dracula.
Chain Reaction
Devil's Advocate
The Gift
Constantine
Gus Van Sant's My Own Private Idaho

>strawman OP
for what?

Constantine is my favorite Keanu movie. Hearing him speak in that retarded Alabama drawl has me laughing so hard I can't breath.

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>born the same year as the release of The Matrix
The absolute state of Yea Forums

The Matrix Trilogy
Bill and Ted
Point Break
Speed
Johnny Mnemonic
Bram Stoker's Dracula.
The Devil's Advocate
Constantine
Scanner Darkly
Man of Tai Chi
Knock Knock
47 Ronin
Day the Earth Stood Still
The Replacements
Little Buddah

All of you kys

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Did they really spoil the opening of the game?

Nigga I was fucking 3 when the Matrix came out and I still thought Matrix it was cool as shit as a kid, and kino when I was older. Maybe don't have shit taste.

>pic
post the source

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myself

my fav

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V has a Virus in him and this character is not real.

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God I fucking hope it was just a display issue on the player's end because broing it up with keanu in the game would be too amazing to pass up.

fucking based. onions btfo

fucking killed his ass

Somebody speculated you get a holographic AI buddy depending on which "hero" you choose on character creation.

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You bro with him up but he's a hologram. You can see him in other part of the trailer too.

this, he's your holohusbando

mentally ill

The severely mixed race bastard child of some hippies who got his big break in a SJW trilogy about "fighting the machine" made by some incestous tranny siblings. Following in the footsteps of Charlie Mason, current year racial patriots have identified hidden teachings of the coming race wars in his movies, so for those reasons he enjoys a cross-ideological appeal with both jew puppet NPCs and the unwoke alike.

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vampire guy that has been around for a while

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Fpbp

nooooooooooooooooo another fucking spoiler

As opposed to wowie zowie a jap studio is making a game with shit character design and terrible edgy dialogue, Must buy! Or wowie zowie a game has waifus who look prepubescent designed by some crusty old jap, must buy!

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When did it become unacceptable to enjoy things or like actors?
Not everyone wants to just sit in the dark and shitpost all day, you bitter cunt.
Keanu Reeves has also done other big-name cyberpunk shit before so this wasn't entirely unexpected.

user have you forgot that you're on Yea Forums? We hate everything that is popular and mainstream.

that whole trailer was referencing Johnny Mnemonic with the MC carrying the neural implant in his head and almost dying for it.

How will OP recover?

>B-but w-what a-about
Pathetic.

He's a motorcycle guy. He has lots of expensive bikes and even has a company dedicated to making custom ones.

Phwoar I'd ride him

This, but unironically.

The constant obliteration in this thread. Holy shit.

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thread should've ended here

yeah that's probably correct honestly.

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Dilate

An immortal denied a normal life.

dude had/has a hard life.

If there is no mission where you ride with Johnny Silverhand this whole game is a waste.

Kojima must be so fucking mad his movie game got outhyped by the same company that btfo MGSV

he's the guy you send to kill the fuckin' boogeyman

I’m sorry, but we don’t want to emulate your existence.

In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

Yeah, obviously he changed throughout the years since
>turns down big roles if he believes the character's too violent
does not apply anymore.

KEANU REEVES IS TRULY A REAL HUMAN BEAN AND A REAL HERO

I met Keanu Reeves yesterday.
I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Harsh but fair

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WOW DUDE

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>JOHNNY MNEMONIC IN OUR CYBERPUNK VIDEO GAME??? ME MUST BUY NOW!!!
FTFY

I unironically like him more now. Finally a celeb that doesn't suck up the "poor innocent dindu nuffin" sandniggers narrative. Fuck ""Palestine"" they are literal cancer. Hope israel fucking holocaust them already so we can redirect all that UN money to something useful, like helping real (non muslim) refugees.

literally a tranny fucker

why does he literally look like that boomer *sip* ahhh now ____ THAT was a game meme

Everyone was saying he was drunk

Zoomers here haven't even watched Bill and Ted.

His pregnant fiancée died in a car crash in like 99 or so

Fuck off Yea Forums

Based CDPR exposing the absolute state of nu/v/ zoomers unironically shitting on the matrix

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Why are you upset op?

>look that up
>movie from 1989
How fucking old are you gramps?

Keanu is fucking based. It's also not surprising, he was born in Beirut as a non Muslim, he felt first hand how muslims treat Christians all his childhood, was most likely bullied and his parents probably had to pay bribes to not get murdered.

If that's the case who the fuck is going to pick the other two, Arusaka and Morgan Blackhand? Ones a Corp owner, the others a based Solo but neither are a cool as fuck Rockerboy played by Keanu Reeves.

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The Xbox and Bethesda conferences had stickies dedicated to them.

>he doesn’t watch reruns

was gonna buy it before they showed Kino Reeves

so what, its just ok to steal ideas from fortnite now?

all of them are keanu with different haircuts from different movies

>Keanu doing yellowface to play a old as fuck nip corp owner
Based

Based

yeah and your era of "muh feelings" is so much better lol

>posting in an epic thread

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based

OH NO NO NO

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this thread is pure Yea Forums

And here I was thinking about buying this game. A fucking celebrity cameo like this is an obvious sign the game is going to be casual-pandering garbage for the typical AAA audience. What a shame.

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NINTENDO

I saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>itt boomers pretending to be zoomers to troll other boomers

(YOU)
Also John Wick is a shit movie (series?) It is literally Taken but for zoomers. If you want quality go watch the Matrix series and Constantine. Especially Constantine.

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Nigga, we don't allow gore in this board, go to /gif/.

this pasta never gets old

>imagine not knowing who Keanu Reeves fucking is
jesus fucking christ

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so he's literally DMC5 Dante in real life kek

These armblades looking pretty fucking cool desu. Like them a lot more then the type you see Adam Jensen with.

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OP BTFO. fpbp.

here is your (you)

B A S E D

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>casual-pandering garbage for the typical AAA audience
Yeah, unlike the Witcher 3 which was for hardcore games.

Look user, we all are furfags deep down, so give us the fucking sauce so I can sauce out my dick snot all over.

please leave this board

What did you just say about me?

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I didn't buy it, so I wouldn't know.

Fucking destroyed. No mercy.

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Based and redpilled.

here! LEAKED FOOTAGE from cyberpunk!!!

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