Pre Pre Show the Second: Crab Dab Edition
Pre Pre Show the Second: Crab Dab Edition
Dab your toes!
KINO
I
N
O
based
I'M DEAD INSIDE
i can only hope they find a way for couch girl to show some skin or some nice butt shots
FIFTH FOR GOD BLESS AMERICA
based Dr. Cube is here
wtf is going on? wasn't jon carnage fired by twitch?
Is that a GameCube controller? Based
FIRST FOR AMERICA
youtube.com
I'm so happy to be with you all again.
I won't tap out this year.
First for America
Who /AmericanBeetle/ here?
>DOCTOR CUBE
WTF I GOT UNIRONICALLY HYPE
brb getting beer and cookies. Save my seat
ITS KAIJU BATTLE
>tfw DR CUBE is back
>tfw KAIJU BATTLE
LETS GO WAFFLE
boomer humor is based
HERE COMES THE BATTLE
GO WAFFLE
PRE PRE SHOW JERMA RUMBLE?!?
RIP WAFFLE
>Battle Royal with Cheese
FUCK EM UP TOUCAN
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
WAFFLEFAGS BTFO
WRASTLIN
FUCK YES KAIJU IS BACK
>to be with you all again
We'll see about that.
How do you spell Pearl Harbor?
WAFFLE BTFO
>8 years ago you were excited to watch e3 to see all those new games and shit
>it's 2019 and the only E3 thing that you can truly enjoy it's what can only be called a ticket for a 12-hour ride to insanity town
What happened
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S HAPPENING
>the current state of wafflefags
WAFFLEBROS WHERE YOU AT?!?!
>Tu-Con
CHICKEN NOODLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm glad this is back
BASED KINO
KAIJU KAIJU KAIJU
>WAFFLEFAGS
Fuck Yes
Is any of this shit supposed to make sense?
DOMINION BTFO
Mentioned in the last thread, but I'm teaching a college class from 8-12 tomorrow. Should I cancel class and because of this shit? Yall are gonna stick it out for the next 11.5 hours, year?
F
U
N
he was fired. but he never left
>suffering for several nights in a row because I can't sleep
I AM PREPARED FOR THIS MY FRIENDS
This is honestly more entertaining than videogames I don't blame you.
E DRONES ON SUICIDE WATCH
AEWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
BUSHIROAD LADYBOY DANCERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
KAIJU BIG BATTEL IS GOING OVER TONIGHT BROTHER
jesus christ devolver is fucking cringe, can't believe you retards are unironically enjoying this.
It's not even boomer humor, it's american """humor"""
what a steaming trash heap, this thread's average IQ currently is like 70 and that's with me and my PhD carrying it
tell your students to watch too
yea cancel
How important is the class? I've already decided to call off work for this
>summer classes
yeah go ahead and cancel it
if you enjoy kaiju big battle you should look up japanese robot wrestling sometime
>tfw witnessing kino like this for the 2nd time.
No. But yes
TOUCAN IS A TOUCUNT
TOUCAN APE IS SUCH A DICK
I'm giggling like an idiot here holy fuck
Satan bless
Already called out of work. Ran out of sleep meds. And have enough beer and doritos to make it all night.
>played an entire episode of Ninja Slayer last time
prepare to watch pop team epic this year
is this actually big kaiju battel?
I saw Kaiju Big Battel live last year at Metrocon. It was great
EL POYO LOCO
PhD in cock sucking maybe lmao
Go to work and stream it for your class. Provide pizzas.
>the dusty african shantytown of plantainfags
more like toucunt
GO TO SLEEP, LITTLE WAGIES
ONLY COMFY NEETS ALLOWED TO WATCH THE PRE PRE SHOW
HE'S NOT A WAFFLE
HE'S FRENCH TOAST YOU FUCKING NOOBS LEARN YOUR KAIJU LORE
What the fuck am I watching?
DIMES
VINCE
GET THE FUCKING STRAP
I KNOW HOW TO SAVE THE BUSINESS
THIS IS WRESTLING
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
THIS IS WRESTLING
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
THIS IS WRESTLING
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>birdlets
Kaiju Ring-Battle is back!
COCKFIGHT
have sex
Yes he was, but I guess he just didn't leave?
I need them to go back to playing videogames so I can grab some vodka and get fucking smashed
Someone paid money to produce all of this
>tfw i have to "wake up" at 430 to go to the hospital for hyperbaric therapy
>wont be back home until 10am
help me bros, help./
HES A WAFFLE FAGGOT
PLEASE RESPOND
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
PLEASE RESPOND
>not making watching the VOD homework
>not enjoying this
just leave then
>fucking ai wo torimodose in the background
Your PhD is from wherever you live thats not America so you probably added 1IQ to this 69IQ thread.
Tender moments.
anons I'm 20 hours without sleep I hope I survive
Nigga I got tomorrow off. Thats the fun of wage, I get to ask for days off.
FIRST CLICK
> take the ultimate pecker
So what the fuck is this exactly?
I watched some of it the past year or two but never the entire thing.
Is the entire pre pre show a Devolver thing or what?
>mfw don't have work tomorrow
I have no choice but to watch this now
THE BIGGER THEY ARE THE HARDER THEY FALL
/ourguy/
KAIJUU WAFFLE BEST BOY
based
BITCH I'VE BEEN WATCHING KAIJU BIG BATTEL FOR LONGER THAN YOUR UNDERAGE ASS HAS BEEN ALIVE HE'S FRENCH TOAST
based
HIT HIM WITH A SUPLEX
Where the fuck is your motivation
It's a Twitch thing
Rooster couldn't draw a dime with a pencil
The only thing he's good for is a dancing gimmick
CLICK THE FUCKING EYEBALLS
DO NOT TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THE STREAM
This is my first PPS and not gonna lie it's pretty comfy so far.
>missed the first clickables because I was reading the thread
FUCK
whats the music that was just playing
>there are actual virgins itt pretending they have jobs
Lamo
how many points do you have?
Devolver kino
TOUCAN APE GOING OVER BROTHER
nigger just put off your hyperbolic time chamber shit for a day
enjoy the hallucinations
Kaiju Big Battel isn't related to Digital Devolver actually, it's a stage show kind of deal that has their own events and even go to conventions and have shows.
WHO THE FUCK WEARS A BULLET CLUB SHIRT TO A KAIJU BATTLE
I have to wake up at 5:30 to work at the hospital
RIP my patients in the OR
has anyone played this? i've wanted to try it for a while now
That chicken is fucking DONE
Adult swim and Twitch ft. Devolver
WHAT EYEbAlls
While you give me hope for my PhD track to go successfully, I still feel sorry for you Dr. user
Joke's on you, I'm a wagecuck but I don't have to work tomorrow
TIME TO LAY THE TARPS
This stuff reminds me of pre 2010 internet
Kaiju Big Battel run shows anyway. This probably just footage from their Mania Weekend show.
Did he died?
Is there a copy of the 2017 show anywhere? I think I want to rewatch it this weekend.
I'm dead inside.
525
currently fifth lole
nothing happens when i do
This is purely Twitch kino
BUCKLE IN NERDS
510
10
Been watching since the start and only had a single Eye pop up so far
Is this Devolver or Jerma?
The End of Kaiju Wrestling
What uses does a sideways monitor have outside of shit posting?
It's not Devolver. It's Twitch and some guys from Adult Swim. It's barely videogame related except for the neat indies they show off.
It's just a great time.
who /comfy/ here
Don't work tomorrow but would definitely use time to get off work.
>adult swim
explains a lot
>tfw they took your idea and showed it ON STREAM
a simpler time
Watch with your class
CAN"T FIRE YOU IF YOU QUIT MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
He slept in the studio for a year. It's on the wiki dude ffs
Was it officially produced by Adult Swim? Jon Carnage did a pilot for a live call-in show called Midnight Trash for Adult Swim, but it wasn't picked up.
I'll have you know I'm neither a virgin not am I employed
Don't feel sorry. I love teaching and continuing my ongoing shitposting lifestyle on Yea Forums
>all these zoomers not knowing Kaiju Big Battel.
Alright bros, do I smoke for this or just ride out the inevitable sleep deprivation?
But I need it
Fuck them
I literally don't get it but it might be because I'm European
NO
FUCKING TOUCAN
explain?
2401ST PLACE
Too hot for /comfy/
Makes me wish I lived in other countries and had a Christmas in summer.
>I took vacation for it
E3 might be shit, but this THIS is worth it
shoot em ups I'd assume
did he died
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ROOSTERFAGS BTFO
WHO CAN STOP HIM?
arise chicken
There have been 2 drops so far.
FUCKING TOUCAN APE
Adult Swim inside job
Basically anything where you intend to be reading things that are organized like physical pages, ie text or comics.
I've been behind on wrestling for a while now, but I'm glad to see Ibushi is still fucking insane and wants to die.
No he got back up took 5 as equally bad neck bumps and laughed about it on twitter that he couldn't open his eye
>Dr. Cube Let's Play
Now THIS is kino
This is some time and eric/eric andre shit. That's comedy that I find very uncomedic. I get why people like it, but i just cant.
WHATTTT THHHHEEE FUUUCKCKKK
APOLOGISE TO TOUCAN
why didn't you guys tell me this kind of shit could happen?
i could've called a day off at work
Smoke faggot.
Fucking jerma rumble dude
NO
UMP-45 best girl!!!
CHICKEN WAS RAPED IN THE BREEZY SPRING OF 2019
Queen's birthday. Wagies don't have work.
Lest of course you are a filthy American.
i use it to review reports. im a project manager and seeing the documents as they would be laid out on hardcopy is easier this way
IMMATERIAL
Do you rike
Depending on your choice it is determined if you posses soul or you are soulless. No one has a right to tell you anything except that, which is burning within in.
We didn't even know the Pre Pre Show was back until yesterday
Get on my level
POST SCORES Yea Forums
>leaderboard people have 500+ points
>i have 70
>implying we ever know with devolver
>Pre Pre Show is back
There is a god.
I missed it terribly last year. 2017 was incredible.
I'm so glad i decided to light this blunt lmao
ride it out
I wish I had known so I could have called off too.
>Suda posting about Devolver
Please let him be in here at some point with no translator.
I meant sorry for your body clock
both
>wiki
link?
I want to lick it
SIXTY SECOND WITH 535
There wasn't one last year.
BAH GAWD HE SNAPPED THAT COCK IN HALF
This isn't Devolver, it's Twitch
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO JON
What happened there?
>have just enough vodka to shut out the misery and make this enjoyable
YOU KNOW WHAT
FUUUUCK
This is why sony doesn't attend E3 anymore...
unf
>covered in blood
IT'S STARTING
Bronze is fucking hot, lads.
PAINTING FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING KIDS
NEED TO BREED THIS BROWN GODDESS
i just came back
what happened
what was that game with the owl? looked cute
155TH NOW
dabbing on pointlets
got another ten while writing this
Thanks, user.
I need to pass out now, hopefully I can catch the tail end of this one and then fill the middle out before I rewatch.
save the motherfucking children
That's why he missed it you derp. Emotionally, not that he didn't get to see it.
>it's random drops
so there's no way to actually win, got it. Some dude already has fucking 2000 points, meaning he got a chain of 500s.
I know, hence "I missed it terribly last year."
MOTHERFUCKING CHILDREN
FOR
THE
KIDS
someone call
SOMEONE CALL IT
Good trade off
IM GONNA CALL IT
CALL BRONZE YOU FUCKS
PLEASE
NOT THE TIMELINES AGAIN
someone got the number?
God I didn't expect this. I have to sleep tonight.
Someone actually call that number and tell us what happens
>eyeballs keep popping up
how do people have over 1000
What does the number go to this year?
I was gonna and missed the last few digits
TOUCAN BOIS
RECORD YUOR CALL RETARD
I have work in the morning FUCK
Call off for Nintendo Direct
Someone call it
good to see the segments are all spliced together out of order
I called the number and left a message
that canadian catmoney
based cat
>fucking leaf money
> room mates started talkign to me and i lost my clickable streak
He has the fucking 30+ tree on his desk
>canadian money
dropped
>TFW OUR BOY WON
B A S E D
>no longer covered in blood
TIME LOOPS
Call 6-50-516-73-36 to save the children
(650)-516-7336
FAKE NUMBER
what was the number
WE CHANGED TIME LINE AGAIN
IT;S LIVED
IT'S LIV
Good, Sony is always the biggest joke at the conference anyway
>CHARITY
>LE PRECIOUS CAT
>he missed 2 carnages
oof
We've left chronological ordering behind haven't we
Whats that manga on the table?
LIIIIIIIIIIIIV
BEAR
It goes straight to voicemail
I forget what it's called but basically your cells forget what they are supposed to grow into and grow into something else. There's a picture floating around where a partial eye grew in someone.
>No blood again
OH NO, JON CARNAGE IS BREAKING TIME AGAIN, FUCK MY CONTINUITY UP
IT'S STARTING AGAIN
>Envirobear
Oh there's someone with great taste out there
>CALL NUMBER
>LINE BUSY
BASED
Are they about t announce an Evirobear sequel?
BEAR
What was it and what did you say?
Bronze is for _____
who is this angle
teratoma
>you can not call this number from this service please use a land line phone
what
your moms house
>have gotten like 2 hours of sleep the past couple of nights in a row
>Pre Pre Show is back
>12 hours long
>then PC gaming show
>then work until tomorrow night
HERE WE GO
It's fucking amazing that 88k people still watch it
IS IT LIT OR LIVE
Bronze is top waifu.
im downloading picross in the mean time
oh ive seen this game before
>that hey~
Bronze is too much for my dick lads
WHO WAS THE CUTE GIRL IN PART 1 WITH MR MEATS
>Rumble
>Las vegas
JERMA CONFIRMED
Where can I watch Japanese Wrestling?
I'm not sure my sides can handle this
MONEY?
>DONATE ALL SHEKELS
shekels
mOTHERFUCKING CHILDREN
donate all the sheckels
OY VEY
>SHEKELS
> donate all the shekels
HAHAHAHAHA
donate all shekels
>SHEKELS
/ournig/
DONATE THE SHECKELS
>SHEKELS
>shekels
fuck, what was the name of the bear game? where you had to eat nuts and fish to get enough to fat to hibernate and then drive in a cave
OH VEY HE SAID IT
>do we have money? AHHHAHAHAHAHAH
>donate all shekels...
DONATE THE SHECKLES
>donate all shekels
he knows
she's my slutilda
stay away
DONATE YOUR SHEKELS
She got some wide hips. What a beauty
DONATE ALL THE SHEKELS
>shekels
>Donate all the shekels
>donate shekels
>donate all shekels
woke
>shekels
>donate all the shekels
fucking hell
>shekels
>shekels
he said shekels, devolver confirmed /ourguys/
The negro is onto something
>shekels
NAMED THE JEW
envirobear
>Brown
>Thick
>Short Hair
brehs
Bronze is like Rosario Dawson but hot.
envirobear 2020 pls
A woke black man is the most dangerous weapon
this is skate 4
WHAT'S ON THE TABLE WHAT IS THIS ANIME
is there a glitch with click simulator? how do people have over 2000 points
>tfw Jon Carnage did this shit for Adult Swim streams for six months late last year to early this year and Yea Forumseddit completely missed out
HOLY SHIT I CALLED
THEY ANSWERED
Uploading audio now
a-are those teeth
A BLACK FATHER
Twitch
They're not from Devolver
WHAT IS THAT MANGA ON THE TABLE
Damn this Painting For The Motherfucking Kids girl is qt as hell.
Envirobear 2000 or something like that.
These my kids now
>tfw not american so i cant call to hear the funny shekels thing
I never realized people were made from corn until now.
FATLUS
Wow, Seth Rogen is here.
Wtf is going on in this kek
WHO IS ME?
They got a guy from ATLUS????
mulatto girl is hot
>500 points
Is that Catherine?
STEVE SEGA
>was
>Steve SEGA
Catherine? I assume with the plush.
>TALK ABOUT SHEKELS
>GET A JEW IN
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Looks like the trap from catherine maybe
f-f-f-fatlus
holy christ...
are theyreally going to keep this funky ass shit for another 11 hours?
THat's a kike!
A FUCKING KIKE!!
They got a fucking Sega Atlus rep?
FATLUS
What the fuck, Seth Rogan works for Sega?
Where were the threads ffs.
MORE MUSICAL IMPROV
>they are two brothers
>catherine fullbody
lmao
>ps4
luhhhhh mow
JOHN FROM ATLUS
>Ooh, that's not this game
Fucking Kek
Looks like the new girl from catherine full body on the cover
>the phone call
Persona 5 live music kino
Does he not fucking look like he is?
That's how I picture you guys
>you'll never see it coming
>anime
it's a very cute human(alien) girl(male)
>you're being bombarded by insanity
Bronze is so qt
SHIT IT IS THEY'RE PLAYING CATHERINE
>you'll never make her heart flutter
real quick someone recommend me a latina pornstar
Aaron was so fucking uncomfortable during this.
cringe my dude
WHO IS THE QT
So what was that phone number?
LOL
I wanna get BROWNED by the mexican girl
This stream is where it's at-lus.
HOLY SHIT
QATHERINE IS BEST
post yfw soon we enter the no americans timezone
Jesus fuck
This thing is going places
BASED
>CATHERINE
HOLY FUCK TRANNIES ARE GOING TO GO BALLISTIC ON TWITTER
game looks hot
based
Oh fuck.
It's back.
continuity broken again
>if we confuse them with this whacky stream maybe they'll fall for buying what we have done to this game
every time zone is the america time zone you fucking commie
nice full cast
FUCKING BASED
Sex appeal
I thought troy fagker was done with anime games
TROY AND LAURA B BAYBEE
>Troy Baker is back
my biggest fear was this not happening
>implying we didn't take work off for this shit
it's only 10 pm where i'm at right now
link?
The absolute madman.
Good
What hashtag do I look through for this
>It's fucking real
Bless you
>no americans timezone
when its 12 am hawaiian time its 6 am eastern time
im a hawaiifag too thats awake till 4 am every fucking night
was it actually a trap
You say that like most people posting at 2am freedom time aren't NEET americans
>fake phone on screen
what the fuck
>LAURA NOT BEING A JEWESS
GOD BLESS
>Atlus rep playing completely straight
>they start bullshit talking over the trailer
Its so perfect.
Beautiful
TROY & LAURA ARE BACK
BASED
zeke's gonna get naked again at some point isn't he
HOLY SHIT WHAT
>implying they even know what PPS is to get mad
You motherfucker
yeah fuck atlus
holy shit
>say traps are gay
>you hav been timed out for 190 seconds
seething tranny mods
user if you think you're ever not posting with Americans I have some bad news for you
We're literally always with you
Sorry you hate us, we're not going anywhere
>Competitive Catherine is back
EVO SOON BOYS
I hope there's another competitive Catherine stream at EVO this year
THE ABSOLUTE
MADMAN
>seeing newfags going through the same emotions
It's going to be a wild ride.
>NO FUN ALLOWED
BASED user DELIVERS
>vocaroo.com
You were so cool dude lol, good for you for saying you would donate to the children instead of freaking out.
This is beautiful
Wtf when i called it said number unavailable
depends what you want. every promotion is very different. that's njpw and they all have streaming servicesfor $10 or watch wrestling uploads all their shows
these fighting game-esque announcers are sick
The only no americans timezone is fucking noon est because who the fuck is awake in the morning
>competitive Catherine on PPS
kino
they literally show in the trailer that it has a dick
Very nice