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THQ NORDIC IS NOT THQ AND THEY HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY PUBLISHED A GOOD GAME

they're using the same voice clips from the original game, plus they're adding back around 10-20 hrs of unused content, so i'd assume they'd need to record more lines with the same actors

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I'm a zoomer, what's this game like? What did you guys like about it?

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>Will they work with it to try and make it sound better or is it just one of those Copy and pasted jobs?
dont get me wrong loved his voice but the quality could have been better

>10-20 hrs
no way. Source?

Red Eyes > Black Eyes

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You are an alien who can shoot a probe up people’s asses and make their head explode

I forget, when did this game come out?

...

It's a fun little game full of old movie refferences and some crude humor from the get go
it was fun to fly around in Coop too messing around in the Saucer and surviving on full alert
in short: it was fun

How long after the pc release do you think it will take for them to extract and port the assets to things like gmond and SFM?

>THQ Nordic wins E3 by not being at E3 and dropping a trailer for a Gen 6 game remake

That's how far the industry has fallen.

2003 I think

I doubt Horvitz is too busy to do some lines but I think I heard the guy that did Crypto died
Not sure though

That doesn't make any sense, the old clips would be lower quality and the VAs would sound noticeably younger. If they're willing to book the old guys again and record new lines then they'd surely rerecord everything. I need proofs.

2005.

His eyes were like a dark orange/black two-tone in the first game, They might as well have been black

>the old clips would be lower quality
>they are cleaning up the clips.

twitter.com/BlackForestTeam/status/1137049416827842561

You underestimate how talented professional voice actors are. Invader Zi- I mean Pox's voice actor has been doing the exact same voice for like 20 years

Had to look it up, the other guy is Grant albert and he's still kicking

You play as Alien Jack Nicholson and get to probe people and abduct cows while Invader Zim talks shit and 50s era COMMIE HATE.

Damn that's an old game. Then again it is one of the two of my first console games.

The old clips wouldn't necessarily be lower quality. They just sound bad in the originals because they were compressed for the games, it's not like they were using crummy equipment.

Honestly? It was a good trailer

FUCK ALIEN NAZIS

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Based thq nordic.

>battlefront classic and battlefront 2 being re-released on steam
>new destroy all humans
It's like they just now found out how awesome Pandemic was.
Now all we need is a new Mercenaries

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ICH WILL

what the fuck that's so lazy
hype destroyed

CRRRRRRRRRYPTO!
POST THE LAST ALIEN BASED Yea ForumsIDYA, I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE LOYAL.

>Now all we need is a new Mercenaries
Too bad that EA owns the IP.

I'm a zoomer and i played this game all the time as a kid you fucking pleb

Ich will eine freundin

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in free roam, the Majestic agents were/are more easy to deal then the army because the army brings tanks.

Rammstein are fags and that trailer was gay
Nice to see more Destroy all Humans though

The only Majestic had was in certain missions they brought those FUCKING EMP DEVICES THAT DISABLED YOUR WEAPONS

youtube.com/watch?v=Lzqc2pA1K_4

What? They're restoring one mission.

Crypto said my name!

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We had Mercenaries 2 but it turned out to be fucking awful. Game bombed hard because the company promised a bunch of shit and then followed through on none of it.

They better put in defensive upgrades and new weapons for the damn tanks.

The mutants are hard to deal with as well, do to them being able to disable your abilities, plus I am pretty sure that Majestic are behind those annoying tesla coils, imagine if those things could move around like the missiles in the second game?

>mercenaries
Just Cause is probably the only thing that we’ll ever get that is close to those

Imagine if Majestic actually had their own version type of tank? I imagine it would be much harder to deal with.

>martians invented metal
I can dig it.

>get original voice clips from before compression
>use for new game
Wow difficult

user... furons aren't martians. These crab fucks are.

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You mean furons, the martians are the blisk, who invented communism.

>The odd job where you have to kill like 80 of them
the zap o matic is acutally really useful against them, but it took me like an hour to beat that mission.

Based

It was years since I last played 2 and just now I realized this joke
>mars is called the red planet
>the martians/blisk invented communism
>the main color of communism is red

Just recently replayed 2 on the PS4 for the first time in like a decade.

It holds up.

2 100% does still hold. Maybe not graphically but gameplay and content wise it is still the best DAH game out there.

yeah.

I think if Path of Furon had another like 6 months in development it could have been a masterpiece.

It's also the only DAH! to have airborne enemies like helicopters.

Path of the furon I mean

If the remake adds fucking dogfighting in the Saucer it will be the best game ever

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Imagine if that excremental saucer thing the military was working on in area 42 became a regular enemy in later parts of the game.

Neither did THQ

*experimental

That was one thing I didn't like about the first two games was that the diversity in mind reads and npc dialog was shallow at best.

>I hear Hoffa is buried under these docks somewhere. Oh wait.

Oh thanks god

I am still wondering what happened to those robots the army was using in 1.

Horvitz is doing Psychonauts 2 and the Zim TV movie but I don’t think anything else, maybe the Skylanders show

is that really you or are you just baiting

>While Invader Zim talks shit
They didn’t even try to have Richard change his voice, I loved it.

HAST

THQ nordic won E3

youtube.com/watch?v=iAbKYKhMMlk

AYY
LMAO

I already came when i saw that it was destroy all humans remake
I then came again when i heard Rammstein

gematsu.com/2019/06/destroy-all-humans-remake-first-gameplay
Gameplay

>Can now change altitude like in 2
Thank you god!

How about a new Saboteur game?

Those character models look rough, especially the two agents at the end.

Predictions?
There will be microtransactions that can be bought with cryptocurrency

it's not multiplayer why would it have that

they look subhuman

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This was the greatest trailer for anything ever.

Because it's a pun that they couldn't pass up on.

I can't be the only one who thinks Nu-Crypto is adorable

Every single weapon is better than the probe gun but you will almost exclusively be using the probe gun for the entire game because it's a fucking probe gun

It's a budget title that's still 9ish months away, I'm assuming they're a place holder for now.

AW I'M SCATMAN JOHN WOULDA LIKE TO SING A SONG, MAN?

should totally be what you use to upgrade weapons although I think they go with DNA for lore/gameplay reasons so probably not

I wish to witness Crypto 138 fuck Forehead Waifu

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>I make de rules now!

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I only ever played this at a friends house on occasion with the coop stuff, i vividly remember the mind control shit and the cows. think i'll enjoy the remake?

Merc 1 was great but give me a new SOCOM: US Navy Seals and now we're talkin

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Mel Blanc could still do the high-pitched Tweety voice no problem well into his 60s-70s despite smoking like a chimney daily.

Kinda makes you wonder why remakes feel the need to re-record voice lines when they can just do this. I guess if the files are gone that would make sense but if you have access to them, why not use them?

I didnt want to think they'd do it but THQnordic has already messed up. Cryptos eyes ARE NOT RED! They are RED in the later games but in Destroy All Humans! 1 they are BLACK. The original is pure soul while the new one looks TERRIBLE. Wtf THQ? Fix your shit or quit.

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There's this thing called "Google" you retarded fucking nigger

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>10-20 hrs of unused content
That one mission is 10-20 hours?

They are restoring one mission. I highly doubt it will be 10-20 hours. That user is spreading misinfo for some reason.

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Are you parodying the Tifa eyes guy?

>Sonic's arms are NOT BLUE

your name is Ich?

>Complaining about eye colour
Its a remake not a remaster calm down

Any footage of Crypto on the ground?

Not that user but how would google help?
>What did you guys like about the game
How is google gonna answer that?
"What did the anons on Yea Forums think about DaH?"

Chill thine tits

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>is named Crypto
>is a crypto-faschist.

Damn...

crypto already posed as a president why not become hitler and get the humans to kill each other for him? the death camps would be easy source of dna

honestly i dont mind the new design but i feel crypto would be a lot scarier if they kept him gray and black eyes

HOW CRUTP SHOULD LOOK

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Das ist nicht so toll wie man es sich vorstellt.

I see Crypto visited Sarif Industries

He never asked for that

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FUCK YES
You can what?

>I showed you my holobob now answer me

Literally because then they'd have to pay royalties etc to the old actors to reuse their recordings. They'd rather hire cheap new people. It's that simple.

cringe

>no cute feminine GF

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Oh. Makes sense. Too bad though. Money is the fruit of evil, money is the root of sin.

Im only 21 and I played this back when I was like 13 how young are you?

Well they were compressed to fit on the disc, but I'm sure they have the original raw WAV's from the recordings. Making it so they're crystal clear for today's standards. If they don't have the original audio, then that'll kinda suck and be jarring.

this gives me hope

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Same, I'm 21 and played the fuck outta this game as a kid.

I'M NOT THROUGH WITH YOU YET... GLITCH

pandemic was coming up with new ways to have fun in sand box instead of r* same old routine such as unrealistic situations like alien probes, spacecraft, abducting people, reading people's minds, and all sorts of fucking wacky shit. the saboteur was another game I wish we could have seen continued down the line. I guess what I'm trying to say it was just fun. if you have a Ps4 you can still play DAH2 hell you could even still find them online

Sorry user it's been
>Snoyed

his eyes reflect his surroundings on the remaster.

Classic PS2 open world game where you can
>pick things up with your mind and throw them ala half life gravity gun
>mind control people or disguise as a human
>blow people's heads off and collect their brains
>burn pske into charred skeletons
>fly around in a UFO shooting a death ray and level the entire map
And its got a great sense of humor with tons of old pop culture references and crude jokes.

>Zim talks shit

I forgot about Orthopox

>oh cool they are remaking this old game that I am now super hyped about
>oh wait they are going to reuse the original audio?!?!?
>HYPE KILL!!!! :’(
You’re the biggest faggot in the world

dah2>dah1

God I hope this does well enough that they do DAH!2.
1 was great but I feel like 2 was where it really came into its own.

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If you expect me to buy your remake I want brand new hot graphics and brand new hot sound. I don't buy remakes to play the exact same thing with the same assets. If I wanted that I'd just play the original. Is this a full blown HD 4k whatever remake, or a dinky remaster? The original voice acting has room for improvement. Especially the side characters.

CLASSY GENTLEMEN IN THIS THREAD

yeah dah2 was my preferred game of the series as well. the first game was good, but DAH2 was my first game I ever bothered to 100%

Nope, because Activision-Blizzard jews are still sitting on the IP doing nothing with it.

We'll always have the memories though.

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I recall a cell or two being impossible due to glitches.

i think it was the first game I played with a serious physics mechanic, so I'd spend time piling up bodies using telekinesis, until shit started despawning because it was a ps2 game. man, those were the times.

Must have been unlucky, I got the whole thing

I got to 99.8% because of those fucking radio towers.

This is a man fyi.

I get it but temper your expectations a little, this isn't exactly a AAA property. They're changing the gameplay enough, which is enough for me.

WHY DOES THE MISSION STILL KEEP GOING EVEN AFTER THE RADIO PHONE CALL ENDED?! POX IS JUST TALKING TO CRYPTO, WE DON'T NEED THE TOWER ANYMORE

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Why do they want to fuck humans?

what games should they remake next

DAH2

split second I thought you implied it's a nintöddler exclusive

Just to see what happens.

God I hated that fucking gay ass trailer.