WOOMY
WOOMY
Connor Baker
Eli Wright
Luis Morales
NGYES
Wyatt Hall
*has passionate sex with an inkling girl and boy at the same time*
Landon Diaz
>seething
Adrian Hill
For me, it's Callie
Ayden Nelson
God, I want to power fuck that squid
Isaac Torres
i want to flood her woomy with my coomies
Jose Morris
veemo
Thomas Davis
I'm not watching E3.
Colton Young
>Splatocolypse is the hypest reveal at E3 so far
Jaxson Brooks
>didn't play in like forever
>suck major dick again
man that sucks
Brandon Smith
post the webm
Michael Fisher
Levi James
Cute octo!
Jordan Johnson
finally, a splatoon thread
Hunter Walker
thank you
Kayden Campbell
post woomy feet
Charles Green
it wasn't perfect but it was pretty nice in those three threads yesterday
Mason Roberts
licking the spaces between woomy toes!!
Eli Brown
Chomping off woomy toes, one by one!!!
Carson Morris
Octoboys always look sad. They make me want to hug them and tell them that everything will be fine.
Austin Ross
Callie-gun rise up!
Henry Gutierrez
Jordan Lewis
Flirting with woomy!
Camden Phillips
when's splatoon 3
Daniel Sullivan
Switch U
Christian Bell
I fucking hate Splatoon threads
Connor Sanders
I fucking hate you
Anthony Sanchez
makes sense to wait on this thread until the e3 rush of today is basically over. chaoschads WW@? what implications will the last splatfest have bros?
Michael Parker
>Splatoon is dead soon
I'd rather have Splatoon 3 than Animal Crossing.
Ethan Price
Tyler Thompson
Veemo
Hunter Rodriguez
Use a filter.
Alexander Ortiz
We discussed in the last thread. Chaos winning gives us probably some mad max type of setting
Michael Flores
WOOMY!
Elijah Powell
i worded it wrong and meant to say it as more of a wants vs expectations. what do you want to have happen and what do you expect to happen?
Christopher Ramirez
Can be veemo ones?
Zachary Gutierrez
Brayden Williams
they'll make a story for both outcomes of the splatfest, use the winning one as the base game's story, then sell the one that didn't win as DLC after the game's a year old
Noah Harris
>final splatfest is just SMT
how based can you get
Jonathan Clark
I hope woomy/veemo has soft feet
Brayden Jackson
i honestly wouldnt be super mad at that, since ill be dying to know what the game wouldve been like if the other team won
Alexander Stewart
Liam Torres
Best of both worlds. I kinda wished we had seen a Callie victory similarly just to see what it would have been like
Camden Rivera
Ok I don't have any more woomy/veemo feet in good quality.
Charles Adams
yeah i wish we coulda seen that, instead of maries snarky remarks it's callie cheering you on throughout hero mode, wouldve been nice to see
Brandon Scott
I'd imagine the ending would be different since Marie uses a charger to knock out the glasses, and Callie's favourite weapon was the Roller. They probably would have designed the boss differently
Cameron Johnson
thats a good point, i wonder what it wouldve been like
Tyler Clark
I can see Callie actually throwing the damn thing to be honest
Cameron Bennett
Cute
Anthony Powell
>final splatoon 1 splatfest: july 22 2016
>splatoon 2 release: july 21 2017
;)
Nolan Cooper
I don't own or a Switch and I've never played Splatoon but I want to fuck a squid.
Matthew Russell
Do you think the squeezer will always just be shit?
Yeah, because they needed games on the Switch. Don't need that anymore.
Parker Sanchez
That goes for a lot people in this thread
Lincoln Ramirez
>if Chaos wins they'll dress Pearl in her metalhead outfit for Splatoon 3
Blake Butler
futamarie
Logan Gonzalez
Y'all tuckered out after yesterday I guess?
Carter Green
A bit.
Mason Stewart
The state of Yea Forums as of today would drive most people away.
Leo Fisher
are you anons ready to make Marie win again?
William Diaz
>realize there will be a whole new wave of Chaos Pearls and Order Marinas for me to save
Landon Parker
I am trying to find as many as I can
Tyler Edwards
Of course
Liam Collins
Do not be swayed by the lies of Marina and Pearl. They do not seek the best interest for inklings and octos; what they seek is control.
Jace Cooper
>tfw everyone forgot about the /mlp/ vs. reddit splatfest
Jace Jones
Marie still cheers you on in singleplayer.
Parker Collins
Seriously, they completely shat on the current splatfest with this announcement, they probably should have bumped it up to this week or something in order to avoid that situation.
Not that it matters all that much it's a pretty weak Splatfest even without literally the best one of all time coming to steal its thunder.
Eli Edwards
i wish i completely forgot about it, that splatfest is god awful
yesterday plus today's e3 hype has me a bit tired yeah
i mean the tone would be different from marie's general personality
Camden Morgan
I miss Splatoon 1 ;_;
Dylan Butler
anyone else here not able to stop listening to the music from the announcement? it's just so damn good i want more of it
Isaiah Morales
Does this artist still post on /ink/? Or did he ever make a Twitter or Tumblr art account or something? His style is really nice.
Joseph Martinez
He still posts on /ink/, infact he just posted a complete drawing on /ink/ today
Thomas Fisher
Oh, nice. I haven't frequented /ink/ since the b**t incident. Thank you.
William Hernandez
Since the what
Leo Jackson
Honestly though we're probably overhyping the consequences of the final Splatfest just a tad. Even if they alter the setting I doubt it'll go FULL Mad Max or Bladerunner, and even if it did it'd probably be mostly undone by the end of the single player campaign anyway.
Noah Clark
Order isn't Bladerunner, it's 1984
Jonathan Harris
at the very least i hope it has some lasting effect on the look of inkopolis on a side note i might be a calliefag but i want chaos pearl to step on me
Lincoln Gutierrez
>Those arms
could that be a Human?
Jaxon Perry
No, that's Iso Padre
Robert Johnson
>That orchestral Ebb and Flow at the end
Angel Gutierrez
if that music is nowhere to be found in the new update or splatfest im gonna be mad
Joseph King
Me too.
The songs I heard in order were:
Calamary inkantation, Muck warfare, Shark bytes, Ebb & flow
Chase Hernandez
Unpopular opinion time: the orchestral remixes of the Splatoon tracks suck and they should stop doing it
Samuel Barnes
Ransacking villages with Chaos Pearl!
Burning crops with Chaos Pearl!
Executing orderfags with Chaos Pearl!
Evan Peterson
god the chaos vs order fanart is so good
the one in smash is quite garbage, but i liked this one
Mason Campbell
I get the first and the last one but I don't hear the middle ones.
Jack James
>tfw everything at E3 has been garbage but this
At least I still have woomy game
I just want to hear Pearl and Marina's solo songs.
Carson Fisher
It had better fucking be an extended version of Pearl's metal song. I fucking NEED it.
Robert Hughes
>splatoon and doom fan
these past couple days have been pure bliss
we NEED metal pearl
Lincoln Cox
I know right?
Nolan Jackson
Damn str8
Jackson Sanders
while marina is cool and all, pearl just takes it to another level in that outfit
idk how ive never seen that before
Parker Sanchez
She's such a dum squid. I love her to pieces.
Jackson Martinez
I wonder if they're aware of how much people seem to like the design
Joseph Cruz
Levi Barnes
shes an adorable muffin. now that we have this last splatfest announced and we know it will affect splatoon 3, what are we thinking the date for splatoon is pushed back to? i know these threads have been guessing '21-'22, but has that changed now?
Cooper Cooper
Do we know if the Splatoon team is still the Animal Crossing team?
I expect a spinoff in between 2 and 3
Anthony Bailey
I just keep watching the trailer
Charles James
I thought 2021 before, but I'm not so sure now. I wonder if they'd want to let the hype cool off for quite that long.
Michael James
Just because there won't be any more content updates doesn't really mean the game is dead, does it?
Jace Reed
I'm giving Animal crossing another year, so if AC releases in 2020, we'll probably get your estimates. They're not diving their talent too much, but I'm sure they're at least getting things on the drawing board for S3 at this rate, so actual development time may overlap with AC more than we thought.
Angel Hernandez
Spinoff first, absolutely. It may even be announced at E3 itself.
If we somehow don't get a spinoff by year's end I'll expect Splatoon 3 to be announced next E3, otherwise it'll be further out.
Hunter Hughes
Can't be more than 3 years. Right?
Colton Martinez
People still play 1. I think there will still be a healthy playerbase for a while.
David Bell
>tfw they Pokemon the spinoff and make a Chaos version and Order version
Grayson Cook
Super cute boy!
Got a full source on that?
Blake Reed
Angel Robinson
>Chaos literally gets to wear the skulls of their slain enemies
How can Orderfags even compete?
Chase Ross
im just glad chaos has every character i like and care about, except for agent 8 and marie which im sad about. murch and tartar on order? no thank you.
Nicholas Kelly
Easton Gray
"And so I ask you all, what sort of a world would you wish for the Inklings and their friends?" t. Hisashi Nogami
youtube.com
This will for sure affect Splatoon 3 in a mjor way just as the first game's final Splatfest affected the second game.
>if chaos wins Splatoon 3 will have you be a good boy lawfag trying to overthrow a mad max shithole
>if law wins Splatoon 3 will have you be a chaoschad overthrowing a kino blade runner utopia AKA Octo Expansion 2.0
With the Order side having the best girls and best setting potential for the next game, I think it's pretty clear that Order is the only correct choice.
Nolan Thompson
Alexander Phillips
>kino bladerunner utopia
thats bs user and you know it. it would be a 1984 dystopia
Christian Perez
Adorable
Badass
Colton Mitchell
Order's definitely the cyberpunk option here.
Mason Gray
Using the Bamboozler for the first time, and damn it's one of the most based weapons in the game and requires the most skill to use. I love racking up splat after splat with this puppy.
Also playing Splatoon late at night is top tier comfy, mostly japanese players that are good at the game so matches are fun and close.
Wyatt Jackson
but its certainly not gonna be a kino utopia, we can assume both will be dystopias seeing how theres good and bad characters on both sides, like octavio on chaos and tartar on order.
Jack Kelly
>Using the Bamboozler for the first time, and damn it's one of the most based weapons in the game
my squigger, i love the bamboozler
Gabriel Carter
If you haven't yet realized, as shown by their hedonistic society Inklings naturally crave chaos. To chain them down with order is to go against their very being. There is only one correct answer for the future they desire and I hope you will all choose it.
Jeremiah Walker
I'm certain bladerunner can't be called a Utopia either so I was running on the assumption that the first user made a typo.
Wyatt Bailey
seething vertebrate
David Thompson
People really don't see it coming, especially if your aim is on point.
Literally used it one round and the opposing team had two dudes switch to splatter scopes and e-liters to attempt to out snipe me but got fucked lol.
Liam Gutierrez
or he was biased towards order. Granted i can't talk since im kinda biased towards chaos but i see them both having issues and one not being objectively better than the other. thats a lotta 5's though yugi
its honestly such an underrated weapon
Nathan Hall
Too bas the footstep sound isn’t changed with these.
Jack Thomas
Grayson Cook
Why are their feet so cute?
It's like they're made for tickling and rubbing
I just think most people are used to the SSP/Dualie Squelchers/ballpoint meta that they don't imagine anyone using anything else.
Sebastian Gray
Oh shit, wasn't expecting a thread after today's shitstorm. At least Doom Eternal looks fun as hell. Octo daughter is best daughter. Order is going to win.
Ryan King
There's only one objectively correct choice, so Nintendo couldn't let us have it.
Easton Morgan
Funny considering it looks like Doomguy might be neutral, if the lines about "heaven's wrath" mean anything.
Chaotic good will prevail.
Isaiah Martin
I thought you wouldn't be here today due to what you mentioned. I know we will.
Samuel Martinez
ill bamboozle your team back to the stone age hope you're doing well daughterposter, doom eternal looks amazing. first time preordering a game since splatoon 2
Liam White
> see “trans” rights doodle
> report it
I’m doing my part
Wyatt Rivera
big smiles
Noah Lewis
I'm just happy this pair of lovely cephalopods won't be driven apart. I was legitimately scared.
William Lopez
great job user, keeping the streets of inkopolis safe
yeah im very glad that didnt happen, and instead we got one of if not the best splatfest so far
Andrew Davis
They had to shake it up a bit. They probably didn't want Callie vs Marie 2.0
Aiden Harris
You fool, this Splatfest is more likely to drive them apart than anything
John Garcia
they couldve gotten complacent and went with pearl vs marina and nobody would really bat an eye since they expected it but im really glad they didnt and actually did something new
Connor Smith
Having feet is overrated
Brody Young
i really dont get whats with the copious amount of splatoon amputee art
Nolan Wright
My faith in the Splatoon team grew three sizes that day. The main thing that worried me is that I know that Nintendo absolutely loves to recycle plotlines between games in a series. But this team of young blood seems to know better.
Anything is preferable to having them pitted directly against one another like happened previously.
Liam Flores
I love the idea of Doomguy being so fucking sick of this s hit that even heaven is gonna get their shit pushed in.
What did I mention?
I don't think I'll go as far as preordering, but it looks like it's going to be more balls to the wall than the first one so it's definitely an early purchase.
Anthony Jenkins
>today's shitstorm
Jordan Martinez
Squids can regrow severed tentacles so it's not like this would even be a permanent state
Liam Baker
im a sucker for special skins so getting the DOOT revenant was an insta preorder from me. i dont normally do that but ID is one of the only companies i trust enough to put my money forward without waiting a few months to see how it is
Lincoln Morgan
I'm so fucking glad. Secondaries and shitposters came in like cultures, and it only got worse when splatoon 2 came out. I wouldn't want it happening again.
Oh it just keeps getting better and better.
Look at this fucking shit.
Ian Watson
Because they are :B: oneless children
Luis Murphy
holy shit i never saw that before, god doomguy is so cool, november cant come soon enough
James Foster
Is the thread running like shit for anyone else? At first I thought something was wrong with Yea Forums but I opened 5 other threads to doublecheck. It's only squid thread. I even closed this specific tab and opened it in a new one.
You can't miss E3, user. The shitposting fun only happens once a year, even I like to get in on the festivities. I could do without the endless rosterfaggotry threads, though.
I can get that. If I had the opportunity to pre-purchase Splatoon 2 before release I would've done it.
THE ABSOLUTE MADLAD
Levi Rivera
Everything's a-ok on my end.
John Diaz
Will these be exclusive to teams or will I be able to get all 4 no matter who I pick?
Parker Cook
it's fine for me, though im using 4chanX so that might affect it.
>endless rosterfaggotry threads
that i agree with, though some of them are nice, like the ones where genuinely good drawfucks come out of the woodworks to make good OC
Cooper Mitchell
I could almost have a separate metal Pearl folder at this point
Ethan Thomas
I wouldn't be surprised if most of them are pictures I have posted
Kevin Clark
its kinda funny, not too long ago i started up my callie folder but in the end i use the same 100 images every thread, i have way more than that but i always default to the same ones.
Nicholas Thompson
ONE MORE OCTO REJECTED
Noah Carter
Pearl would never reject Marina
Justin Jenkins
OP here
I made the thread BECAUSE of the shitstorm. Bethesda pissed me off so much I closed all my tabs and yelled WOOMY
Whenever this board gets too shit, yell WOOMY so we can all take shelter
Levi Thompson
After haircuts all but confirmed that they cut themselves up for fashion, all hell broke loose.
Colton Flores
Why so little metal pearl fanart?
Ryder Richardson
did you at least enjoy doom eternal?
either way thats all from me frens, im hella buzzed from the drinking stream, choosing the hardest difficulty for xbox was a bad idea.
Asher Baker
before i leave i gotta give my threadly nogami dance, goodnight frens.
Elijah Cook
Oh yeah I loved it, I even started playing Sigil tonight.
Luke Harris
uh, all the chaos worshippers or heretics as I like to call them
please die
Robert Jenkins
'night
William Hughes
FEAR
FEAR SQUIDS AND GIVE GLORY TO THEM
Brandon Sanchez
SCREAM TO BE HEARD
WE ARE AMPLIFIED
Kevin Robinson
Has the time come?
Easton Powell
>tfw lawfag, but two of my favorite squids are on the chaos team
Why must you do this to me, Nogami.
Connor Smith
Join the chaoschads user, pearl and Callie are waiting for you with open arms
Nicholas Rogers
A quick restarted fixed it. Not sure what was going on. I wouldn't know about drawfags, I've steered clear of rosterthreads for almost a year now. I miss the template threads at this point because they were actually kind of fun instead of just shitposting with stupid memes and the same 3 characters over and over and over and over.
You made a good choice, OP.
Ayden Wright
I wouldn't want to let my muffinsquid down
Charles James
Chaos in this case is more lawful than order. Fucking Tartar is in order and that should tell you enough
Kevin Phillips
>I miss the template threads at this point because they were actually kind of fun
I’ll always be proud of my only contribution to any template/save the princess thread
Anthony Young
there's a girl people post in this thread with huge flobs and a really big smile who is she??
Cameron Miller
Tartar's a pretty fucking heavy lawfag though
>Decides to create a perfect world and perfect species because he deemed squidkind unworthy of his creators
>Strips Agent 3 of her free will with his Sanitization to fight for what he deemed a greater good
>His cannon is literally modeled after his creators
He'd only be more of a lawfag if his first solution wasn't genocide.
Mason Peterson
Callie has big flobs and a bigger smile
Asher Wood
that's her!
Dominic Bell
I stopped playing Splatoon 2 since Nintendo Online came up but I'm willing to give it a final shot for this splatfest. Were there any interesting new weapon drops or just reskins with a different specials? I want to brush up to whatever is current
Ayden Stewart
template threads are the best, with people getting a little creative
Juan Price
Y'know I just realized is Tartar pulling the string behind the order side. Has he corrupted the others
Kayden Hughes
Who's willing to bet money that Tartar has a backup of himself somewhere.
Noah Ward
Hmmmmmm
Nicholas Wright
It means you were destined to be on Chaos.
Isaac Morgan
always a blessing
Cameron Cruz
You chaosfags need Jesus.
Christopher Ward
Son of a bitch Grizz is a part of tartar set up to make money and get the power eggs how far down can we go
Leo Roberts
I don't think Grizz is related to Tartar in any way, but he's definitely using the inklings to harness enough eggs to power something that's bad news. Maybe not even as a threat to them but full on hardcore genocide to Salmonids who are technically just trying to fend off invaders.
Jackson Cooper
I'd put something in her woomy if you know what I mean.
Jordan Moore
What did he mean by this?
Kayden Bennett
The whole Salmon Run situation is just another reminder that the Inklings really aren't good people. They're just cute and radical so we give them a pass.
Eli Stewart
It’s time for fucking Choas
Dylan Mitchell
Alexander Martinez
>who are technically just trying to fend off invaders.
They're completely in their right to defend themselves on their own turf, but they're also a species infamous for devouring entire fucking cities of inklings. They're even foreshadowed to bring about the apocalypse. Just because they're getting their shit pushed in doesn't mean they're innocent.
Adrian Cruz
Jonathan Baker
Based Commander Tim
Christian Cooper
>SMT X Splatoon
Blessed thread
Landon Lee
>Ass vs No ass
Chaos all the way
Easton Carter
Are there clean full versions of the songs?
Nicholas Foster
>fire up game for some salmon genocide
>tri-slosher, sloshing machine, and goo tuber
Someone stop me from doing this to myself.
Jack Anderson
That’ll probably be the plot twist
Neither Choas or order wins
Little Judd fixed everything so the score is 1-1-Tie
Asher Carter
* geez, what's got your bones rattled?
Elijah Lewis
Fuck off Merkabah
Josiah Myers
We’ll make our own salvation Squido
Mason Young
I told you lads. I told you they'd deliver us something at E3 this year. And see how our faith is rewarded.
Matthew Butler
I think your bar was set quite low
Anthony Phillips
Considering the prevailing opinion was "literally nothing" I'd say we did pretty well getting a full numbered update.
Daniel Bell
I'm glad it's getting all the fanfare it is, but there was always going to be a final splatfest. We'll have to wait till tomorrow to see if they actually deliver something.
Anthony Powell
I suppose
I'm glad they're not discarding all those shifty stations
Charles Martin
Oh shit, good point. It sucks they won't be put into the regular rotation, though. That's all I wanted, just permanently have a third shifty station.
Blake Lewis
Order niggas: clean up your room
Chaos niggas:
Logan Ross
Easton Ortiz
Damn you user, now I have to steal this loadout.
Carter King
Andrew Perez
Aiden Williams
I'd honestly forgotten the life vest was in the game. I haven't used it in a really long time.
Dominic Butler
shits pure lmao
Jack Ortiz
Until the near future then
Jayden Anderson
I'll most likely switch to goggles or something similar after about a week or two.
Sebastian Flores
Isaiah Perez
Well apparently it's 3am, I had no idea
Lucas Baker
It's rare to see art of the Agent 3 fight. Everyone just draws Inner Agent 3 because of the anal rape.
Parker Thomas
it's about 1 AM where I am at
Caleb King
Whole weekend went by quick, especially yesterday with the E3 conferences beginning. This entire week is going to melt away between Nintendo's direct and all the gameplay afterwards.
Eli Scott
time flies when you are having fun
Joshua Cox
Well I've got the next three days off work (didn't even ask off it just happened to land that way) so I'm strapped in for all the shitposting madness
Henry Sanchez
I can't wait for the conferences this afternoon. It's going to be a shitstorm of shitposting and FUCKING NOTHING.
Connor Hernandez
think i must go Order if it'll help my main man wipe the slate clean. we won't fail him again.
Nolan Morris
I will enjoy decorating the walls with your entrails.
Joseph Morgan
Get off my team, you punk.
Hudson Bailey
Shitposting galore here we come
LEAVE
Ian Campbell
You chose to support him the moment you decided to go order. As well as that cucumber that's blown up your daughter without so much as a blink countless times.
Jack Edwards
Nite cephs
Jackson Long
goodnight
Oliver Thompson
I love shota and loli so much
Chase Ortiz
His presence on the order side is symbolic of how adhering too much to the concept of order can have horrible consequences, much like how Octavio is on the chaos side despite good people like Callie and Pearl being there. Tartar is dead as shit and he ain't coming back.
C.Q. is unfortunate but sometimes we must ally with those we wouldn't want to, for the greater good.
Juan Lee
>Ally with a SOULESS genocider for the “greater good”
Never
Samuel Rogers
super stinky inkling feets
Jeremiah Walker
So I was thinking, did we ever get a lore explanation for how the fuck the Kraken worked?
Adam Ramirez
they smells like vinegar
Gabriel Anderson
The genocider is dead, how are you not understanding this?
Oliver Brown
Is there a way i could convince the Splatoon team to put, Fly octo fly, as a Splat Fest battle song for this last fest? (Not as the only song but part of the song list)
Elijah Gray
Justin Campbell
*snifffffffff*
Alexander Cruz
>you will never pay callie and marie to worship and clean their feet after a long day
Thomas Baker
"you sure user? okay then i guess, but you're pretty weird!"
Austin Williams
oh my godddd
Ayden Russell
How would you transcribe this noise?
vocaroo.com
Xavier Price
CHAOS IN THE STREETS
Jaxson Davis
Jack Garcia
Won't be trying too hard tonight, a fellow needs sleep. I'll still do what I can.
Cooper Watson
You know, i always heard it as "My name is".
Adrian Hall
manmenmi
Dylan Roberts
That's what the japanese like to say, isn't it? It's their woomy.
Jose Rogers
yeah and I think they say beebo for the octolings
Austin James
Positively adorable.
Nathan Wright
I'm ready to destroy orderfags with my chaosbros next month
Nicholas Allen
Squid Megami Tensei
Jose Green
One final push.
James Scott
imagine the smell
Brayden White
MFW you have a sister that is both a splatoon fangirl and a huge Khore Fangirl whit this splatfest was annoonced
Jason James
Tyler Roberts
Ear nibbles are incredibly lewd.
Jonathan Ramirez
Justin Sanders
yeah I wish it was an established genre/fetish but for now you can expect only a few artists to draw it as a one-off
Jonathan Robinson
But, they're related.
Jonathan Howard
yep, isn't it fantastic?
Jace Rivera
Time to make a woman out of the woomy.
Tyler Thomas
It's double lewd, maybe triple.
Ian Baker
Levi Baker
CUTE
Noah Ross
I just fapped to woomy cunny
Charles Martin
thanks for trying to keep the thread alive
Jace Barnes
Eli Price
What're you gonna do once the last Splatfest is done?
Jaxson Nelson
The only thing you guys like are 8 year old girls you tranny pedophiles
Jonathan Brown
continue playing salmon run
Tyler Wood
don't hit the veemo
Joshua Clark
whatever dude
Aaron Brooks
Charles Gonzalez
Why is shartoon's character design so bad?
Luis Harris
>the man with no taste
Kevin Martinez
woomy != manmenmi
Wyatt James
Benjamin Clark
I want to be friends with them it hurts so bad bros
David Foster
>Agent 8 next to Marie in the 1st anniversary art
>Agent 8 is still next to Marie in the splatocalypse art
>Marie's mem cake says "The tides go out and take the light. How will I greet you when we meet? It keeps me up on inkstained nights"
so agent 8 is either just marie's biggest fangirl or she has a crush on her
Zachary Wright
I really love Marie's casual yukata style.
Henry Reyes
Or both
Oliver Jenkins
I want to commit a crime.
Nathan Sullivan
probably
Brayden Wright
agent 8 is quite the poet
Leo Hall
woomy toejam
Sebastian Adams
Noah Perez
Angel Reyes
What are you reeeeally in this thread for?
Jace Richardson
sealife
Connor Sullivan
the cutest poet
Asher Jones
Order bros rise UP
Dylan Sullivan
post fanart while occasionally talk about it with others
Elijah Edwards
woomy footsweat
Adam Brooks
octopi
Dylan Clark
William Sanders
Determined to win!
Grayson Flores
Ethan Lopez
Nothing sexual.
Brayden Gonzalez
No bully
Colton Jackson
ONE MORE GOD REJECTED!
I HAVE YOUR BACK TO THE WALL
Logan Williams
appreciated
James Fisher
How can I improve my combat? Inking the ground I'm pretty good on but skirmishes could go better.
Nathaniel Roberts
approach from the side or behind
Luis Miller
what weapon do you typically use?
Charles Sullivan
You can move up and down walls and hide in your own ink use it to gank.
Also, know your weapon. As a brella player I have to recognize what weapons can absolutely destroy me like a CQC Dualies. How I react to that is backing up and arching my shots
Nolan Foster
Can you tell us what weapon do you use?
Cameron Turner
Sadly I think they're mostly jailbait.
Henry Thomas
Right now I have the Tentatek Splattershot. Good weapon, I think, but I'm not fond of the Ultimate it gets paired with (the Inkjet is really hard to use without wasting it or exposing yourself too much).
Parker Hernandez
Xavier Jackson
Blake Cook
Brayden Johnson
manmenmi > woomy
Jace Martin
Splatoon threads are fucking cancer. I don't understand why shit that is clearly pedophilic furry nsfw waifufaggotry is allowed on a videogame board.
Cooper Butler
It’s not really breaking any rules
Jeremiah Reyes
Samuel Ross
user, you know better than this.
Thomas Myers
Report for what?
Nathaniel Lewis
Find your weapons for each mode/map. It's good to practice with all of them, then find at least three you are going to be really good at. Measure your range (know how close you have to be to hit), learn how to shoot behind cover, if your weapon allows it.
Use the ink in the ground to predict their movements and always remember to cover your ground before engaging, specially if you are going to have to retreat. Always engage with a plan.
Attacking on the sides is always preferable, because motion controls can only allow them to turn so much without looking like autists irl
Brandon Sanders
Agreed, splatoon is clearly loli and shota and nintendo knows it, but /aco/ mods seem to not mind the splatoon threads even if loli is them. And it pleases my dick
Logan Flores
...
Elijah Miller
I think whatever this Splatfest "leads into" isn't going to affect a straight up Splatoon 3, but a big budget spinoff title that may be single player only or PvE. I don't think we'll get a regular "Splatoon 3" until the next console.
Grayson Morales
I wish she could have written normally instead of poems.They got kind of annoying to read so I never finished reading all of the memcakes.
Alexander Clark
Excuse me, but I love her poems.
Mason Brown
Why do so many people dislike this squid?
Christian Cox
Who won?
Sebastian Stewart
Try not too rush out in front, you have mid range so you can always back up and keep firing.
Henry Cook
Hasn’t happened yet
Grayson Nguyen
That's the one about too go down, next month is the big one.
Cooper Young
>not being an orderbro
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
Carter Hall
People love her
Hunter Nguyen
Gavin Baker
because she won't give me a flop-job with her huge, juicy floppers
Jayden Rodriguez
floppa floppa
Mason Jackson
Jace Roberts
NICE DISCUSSION OF SMUT PEDOFUCKS
Isaiah Phillips
UUUUUUUUNNNNGHHGGHH CALLIE STOPPITTTTT
Elijah Morris
CHAOS WILL PREVAIL
Jordan Richardson
what do inkling feet smells like?
Christian Davis
>Check that website that has weapon usage in ranked
>Aeospray PG at the very bottom, moved down a whole 64 places
Shit, was it a flavor of the month or did it get some beefy ass nerfs?
Colton Sanchez
ever smelled when the tide is low and the kelp starts to stink in the sun?
Ryan Moore
Julian Edwards
Leaning more towards the first point
William Jackson
>go to sleep
>wake up
>this thread is still up
Yebbie!
Nathaniel Garcia
Aerosprays are trash
William Ross
They're good for splat zones now that the turfing nerf is undone, but that's about it
Blake Diaz
I didn't expect octoling expansion to be this hard
Dylan Hughes
Not if I have anything to say about it
Logan Ward
>final splatfest is 3 days
why not a week or something
Camden Hernandez
3 days is good enough
Colton Allen
BEEP
Connor Powell
>one whole week of only being able to do turf war
But then again,
>one whole week of getting to hear Acid Hues and Muck Warfare
I'll take it actually.
Zachary Phillips
>Splatfest being added to Private Battles
I hope they'll go even further and let you set up private splatfests similar to tournies in Mario Kart 8. Pick a theme, set a time, and share a code so others can join.
Levi Gutierrez
>Shooting targets on railings levels
>That car jumping level
>The level with the roll up carpets and the sniper
Chase Powell
Lincoln Collins
marina wants to have your babies~
Evan King
>have toothpick
>still suck shit at most game modes
Kevin Howard
>That car jumping level
That was really fun though. Helped that it had the best music.
Luis Torres
>this fight made me mess up the left joycon of my switch and i don't have a warranty
Sebastian Sullivan
not really
Cooper Butler
DELET THIS
Aiden Lopez
>Girl Power Station
Jace Rogers
I want to start a family with Marina and grow old and happy with one another.
Easton Garcia
I mean yeah you can learn the patterns but holy shit that was the only one I avoided doing till I learned that there was a pattern
Adrian Jones
The hardest part was the start to be honest
Josiah Howard
So what team do join if you believe in minimal law?
Juan Rodriguez
Did you break it in rage or wear it out?
Ian Stewart
kind of both because i tried like going around in circles to avoid those FUCKING STUPID ASS BOMBS
Gabriel Taylor
Chaos
Chaotic good is still a thing
Jonathan James
Chaos
Ryan Cruz
Law is always the correct option.
Jacob Nguyen
Well, most people
Owen Gonzalez
Why are Splatoon fans all pedos and trannies?
Hudson Butler
only when unbased artists draw them
Gabriel Bailey
Cute image
David Reed
Bracelet was a mistake.
Lincoln Bell
Oliver Long
nothing but feet posts in goddamn inkopolis
Nolan Robinson
I'll take that over LGBTQRSTUCOMGWTFBBQ posts any day
Angel Sanders
BRING BACK SPLATLING HUG
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Brandon Campbell
footfag detected
Isaac Miller
What about foot fetish pride posts
Noah Garcia
Carter Morales
Nolan Hughes
Damn right.
nah
Jackson Smith
I don't get you guys. I don't see feet as appealing nor do I get the need to be so vocal about it
Easton Rogers
Vocality in this particular instance is only really tied to the particular circumstances. I'm usually pretty quiet about it.
As for appeal, it varies from person to person. I just think they're cute and I like how sensitive they are.
Isaac Reyes
>tired of my look
>but it has a good loadout
What do?
Noah Jenkins
>not picking unicorn because of robot unicorn attack
couldnt be me
William Rivera
what is your loadout?
Aiden Wright
Mostly focused on special charge.
My hat and shoes both have Special Charge Up.
Noah Lee
bad woomies get the heat lamp
Wyatt Rogers
Fashion > Function
Jason Wood
Dylan Ramirez
what a cutie
Isaac Howard
Owen Collins
To be fair that's a big reason of why we lost the Splatoon 1 tourney immediately. I was facing people whose entire clothing setup was strictly speed boosts while I was trying to look cute with my school uniform and beret.
Elijah Green
Wait till you fight the TRUE final boss.
Aiden Hughes
CHAOSH IS A LADDUH
Luis Fisher
Owen Clark
>wake up
>thread still alive
You guys are great
The on rails bamboozler level is what got me into the bamboozler, since I saw potential in it and damn is it fun
William Ortiz
Footfags have to let everyone know about their fetish. They're like the Jehovah's witnesses of fetishfags. Pretty apt too considering they treat their fetish like a religion.
Adam Wright
Logan Evans
>Very last Splatfest
Now what? Splatoon 3 soon?
Brandon Ortiz
Now, animal crossing
Nathan Campbell
Not until like a year or a bit more at the very least after the final splatfest
Gavin Peterson
ANIMAL CROSSING DOESN'T HAVE SQUID WAIFUS
Camden Gonzalez
I know.
But we'll survive, brother.
Tyler Brown
yet
Connor King
There's a few Cephalopod villagers but they're not as good as squidkids
Charles Cook
ready for shin woomy tensei
Jaxon White
a nice surprise for sure.
Asher Rodriguez
...
Ryan Reed
nice, saving that.
Ethan Brown
The cutest
Julian Russell
god i lover her and her big flobs. Do you think we'll at least be able to talk to her next game like we can now? i hope shell be at least a slightly important npc to get some screen time
Joseph Jones
they have big callie and marie fans / cosplayers
Christian Brooks
/mlp/ v reddit
Reddit sided with unicorn so ti's the ultra cancer group.
Pick whale if you have any dignity.
Tyler Thompson
They seem to like Team narwhal though
Elijah Perry
Luke King
>WOOMY SNAX
Oliver Collins
They're clearly for Team Unicorn.
Hope you didn't side with them.
Landon Thomas
nah, a quick glance shows a thread saying narwhal is better because they saw horse show post in the hub. Either way, it's a pretty shitty splatfest
Isaiah Diaz
Ryan Johnson
Joshua Perry
the teams will probably play a big part in the next game
Grayson Martinez
I really want a Splatoon cartoon now
Sebastian Perry
woomy survives in an E3 world
Ryder Diaz
This has no right to be as cute as it is
Ethan Richardson
it's impressive how long the thread has lasted
on a side note, I hope everyone picks order; otherwise chaos will win without a doubt
John Wilson
Marina needs an infinity gauntlet to bring order into the universe.
Benjamin Powell
Elijah Robinson
Who's ready for Turf War 2
Henry Morris
>He goes to reddit
You must go back
Ryder Thomas
>chaos will win without a doubt
Assured either way
Julian Foster
But user, we got a Splatoon anime already.
:D
Ayden Hernandez
sorry friend but i gotta rep my two favorite idols and not the team that has tartar on it
Hunter Murphy
we dont speak of that garbage
Jack Bell
I only went for a quick check, I don't regularly go that website
Ayden Brown
No we fucking didn't. There's no fucking animation
delete this
James Cook
where is the art of pearl hanging out with noise marines
Carter Anderson
There's no such thing!
Brayden Brooks
A Spla Toon if you will
:^)
Kevin Gomez
huh?? there really was one?
Brody Rodriguez
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, NO SUCH THING EXISTS
Andrew Murphy
oh is that actually your character
I've seen you ingame
I dont think you're cute but I recognize you
Jonathan Lewis
Connor Lee
Elijah Reyes
D E L E T E
Jeremiah Hernandez
Austin Brown
Reminder that Order would have given us a proper anime.
This is the world Chaos would give you.
Ian Wilson
do not fail your final test
Chase Allen
oh what the fuck
Jeremiah Martinez
jesus that manga adaption was bad enough and it is even worse like this. it is such a popular ip why give it such barebones treatment
Brody Ortiz
Yes, CQ
Zachary Young
i said we dont talk about it user
Kayden Watson
John Watson
holy mother of based
Thomas Russell
YOU. WENT. THERE.
You're already contaminated, refresh, the cancer is growing within you.
Landon Anderson
Sorry, but I am on Team Chaos!
Jeremiah Flores
>thread still here
Our love for cephs shall overcome all, even E3
Bentley Ramirez
sadly, it is on its way out.
Logan Jones
>this is splatoon """"""animation""""""
Caleb Ward
Love those funky squids and octos
Mason Perry
I miss these posts
Carter Wright
A thread dying to bump limit is the thread equivalent of making it to heaven, it will be in a better place.
Jaxson Howard
And its in place, a better thread will emerge
Jonathan Taylor
Why do you guys act so retarded over motion comics like they betrayed you or something?
Lucas Sullivan
final splatfest announcement still better than most other e3 stuff
Nathaniel Robinson
Because most if not everyone was expecting something more animated
Colton Brown
Grayson Collins
Remove this, please
Nolan Myers
Why is merch so rare here? Surely Nintendo realize the game is popular across the pond to.
Thomas Turner
Then you're double retarded because it was announced as a motion comic from the very beginning.
Adrian Lee
He's obviously talking about before it was announced. We anticipated better and were let down.
Ryder Bennett
im still kinda shocked we kept this thread alive even with the nightmare of e3 threads being spammed out the whazoo
seriously, nintendo could make bank on splatoon merch over here
Benjamin Bennett
nice
Josiah Torres
Octo daughter poster kept it alive over night then so did I once I woke up
Zachary Turner
The power of cute cephs overcomes all
I just wish we didn't have so many contrarian faggots trying to bring down the doom threads, but that's post 2011 Yea Forums for you.
Gabriel Fisher
Fuck
Off
Orderfag
Dylan Cruz
>went to the nintendo world store a few years ago
>saw a splatoon shirt but for some reason I didn't buy it
Justin Lee
i'd let her do it
Logan Williams
all just japan. just sucks
we did not even get the last two artbooks translated
Nicholas Carter
less distribution costs to worry about?
Cameron Bennett
yeah its whatever, i stay outta doom threads and just enjoy it on my own, ill always be in these threads though
you guys are the real MVP's, keeping these alive for us amerifats while we're asleep
Christopher Ward
Please tell me there's a version without the strap-on.
Josiah Morris
Die you deceiver
Owen Price
one last one for callie
Luke Brown
But sir, I am an amerifat. I just stay up late
Ethan Howard
It's been a good thread, y'all.
Liam Nelson
well then thank you from an amerifat who has to sleep