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Probably their worst one yet

theyfellforit/10

had a great time
9/10

it showed gameplay/10

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jokegotoldfast/10

Did they announce anything?

No serious sam, no metal wolf chaos. 3/10

YOU CAN'T RATE DEVOLVER DIGITAL CONFERENCE (DIRECT) WITHOUT 3RD AND 4TH PRE PRE SHOW

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Cringed and chuckled a little bit. Which is more I can say about any other E3 show.

There are some good parts but overall not as good as the first one. Second was the same way.

So full of themselves

5k for an arcade cabinet

Very redpilled about the state of modern gaming, but they only showed like 6 games.

Reddit humor/10

Pedro still looks awesome.

3 waifus/no games

who the fuck is a devolver

trash/10
Hot garbage and cringe every fucking year, and this was the worst of all because they didn't even have anything worth half a shit. No MWC either, the fucking corporate hacks.

>No hotline miami 3
-100/10

Where is my... Metal Wolf Chaos XD?

i'm gonna say it's a 8/10. it was just like watching another episode of a good anime that you've been waiting a while for.

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>"hilarious" skit implies paid DLC is a bad thing

I don't get it. Why is more game content bad? If you don't want DLC, just don't buy it.

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I still don't know if that gungeon arcade thing is real or not, I mean, the arcade boot most likely is fake but the actual game looked legit.

All I wanted was Messenger DLC date... everything else can fuck off.

autism/10

we get the joke, modern corporate video games bad indie good by the way please buy our games because we are really no different than soulless corporate suits
indieshit/10
t. redditor

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might be more your speed hun

I rate it 3 Pickle Ricks/Morty

XD

no metal wolf chaos/10

LMAO FUCKING HILLARIOUS LEL! EBIN PARODIES AND INDIESHIT FOR THE WIN XDDD
10/10 SAVED E3

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This. They announced It, postponed it and now it's vaporware.

Less cr*nge than normal honestly.

we don't want that weebshit you fag

10/10

based for BTFOing all the nintendies

Devolver doesn't actually exist. Bethesda's people are so lost from reality that their chaotic energy creates a tear in the universe, and devolver leaks out. The universe then attempts to repair causality and the game suddenly appear as if the studio actually exists.

Same unfunny shit as last year
>LE FUCK CORPORATIONS XDDDD US GAMERS RIGHT

>lol lore and grey markets are bad!
Suck my cock. Microsoft>>Devolver>>>Fraud Coward

Yea Forums hates fun things and has to shout that fact loud to the heavens.

I feel like they are really dragging out a joke they started years ago with their presentations and are hoping people still think the le whacky hijinks are still funny again

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Pretty cool.

That game where you play as the horror creature looked pretty cool

HAHAHA WE HAVE NO GAMES BUT WE ARE SO ORIGINAL I'M GONNA SAY FUCK OOPSIE

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As a nintendy, that parody was painfully accurate and Nina truly understands my feelings regarding the Nintedo Direct announcer.

tendies absolutely seething ITT

You'd prefer them being lying corporate shills just because you're not laughing?

3 years since last Flying Wild Hog game.
Announce new one already

they announced next to no games. where's metal wolf chaos? where's serious sam 4? where's anything big? everything they announced was either something we already knew existed and was just getting a release date, or looked just ok. this was like all the smaller, filler announcements you'd make around your heavy hitters, but they didn't have any heavy hitters

I'd rather them not have a conference at all because they didn't announce anything worth a shit and just made me cringe

I'm unironically buying that arcade cabinet/10

>mocking nintendo shit online service
Good
>"WAAH SO RANDUM, WOMIN SO FUNNY! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE CRINGE"
Jesus, fuck. 1/10.

I finally got the release date for that Messenger dlc so decent enough I guess.

CONSUMER: WE'RE RELATABLE AND FUNNY PLEASE BUY OUR GAMES

ITT: people (likely autistic) who don't understand absurdist humor

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I rate it 5 astofolos out of 6 felixes.

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PLAYING hotline miami botleg right now.
this shit is perfect
jacket is literally named cock

>who don't understand
TO BE FAIR...

People are still getting triggered by satire in 2019.

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>tfw i called people hating it this year because demo d said he doesn't like it
it has always been really bad though

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Yeah, Devolverfags are feeling attacked we mock their cringey company.

>no metal wolf chaos

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I want Nina to stomp on my balls/10.

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Better than Bethesda considering the clout behind the names.

soul/10

>Hotline Miami 3 When? achievement
You cheeky fucks.

6/10 only because they didn't have all that much to announce that I could see myself playing. It was a good change of pace from seeing people cheer for mobile TES or some shit. Carrion looks fun.

Sorry we hurt your feelings DD shill.

1/10

Point for originality, actual games were trash

Those smug assholes, they better deliver since they obviously know what we want.

Astroturfing on Yea Forums should be punishable by a death sentence

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If Bethesda had done this, you would have said the exact same thing he did. You're just a Devolver drone.

>XD
fuck off reddit

>anything that's even vaguely tongue-in-cheek is le reddit cringe
Fucking contrarian faggots.

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What games did they show?

it's not good tongue-in-cheek. when you outright say "these practices are bad" it's obviously trying to appeal to retards that use "/s"

No Metal Wolf Chaos/10

Feel like they could've did more with the Nintendo Direct parody too, Fresh Wilson was pretty good though.

this

11/10
The sequel of the bible

I finally gave devolver digital a chance this year after Yea Forums sucked its dick so many years in a row. The show was below mediocre. Is this what you guys were so excited about?

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AMERICA AMERICAAA

>I'm dead inside
Yea Forums National Anthem.

>t. redditor
t. bethesda drone

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because it isn't really tounge in cheek. Devolver is just like all the other publishers except they hide behind a small veil of quirkiness.

Yea Forums has terrible taste in humor, like most things

>They barely announced anything.
So like the rest of E3 then.

who is still watching the pre pre preshow?

>demo d said he doesn't like it
Man, it's bad I know who you are talking about. When's he gonna come back to reviewing shit

0/10

Horrible, unfunny, and way too long.

this is a hard pill to swallow for me as I considered myself a Yea Forumsirgin

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> When's he gonna come back to reviewing shit
never

well fuck him and his shitty opinions

best this e3 so far
normal e3 score is probably 7/10
this e3 (((shit))) score is probably 9/10

>its actually good covered
user...

Because companies openly release ON DISC dlc now and everybody called it forever ago when Bethesda started selling horse armor

didn't watch/10

Bethesda's conference kinda tired me out

amazing/10.

NO METAL WOLF/CANCELLED.

seriously, what the hell Devolver?

Shitting on E3 and the game industry is nice
no new games so its solid 7/10. Beats the fuck out of Bethesda, but nowhere near Microsoft's

5/10

it was cute but here's the kicker...devolver has nothing worth showing. Their surprise last year was a fuckin port of a 15 year old game (which still hasn't been released).

Watching his stream helped me realize that just because a guy makes decent YouTube videos doesn't mean you'll like his tastes if you talk to him

The fact that demo D shills FF14 tells me all I need to know about that retard

they are a cult run out of texas trying to devolve the human species into a state of lower intelligence for the sake of protecting an endangered lizard only found near san antonio

you don't get a free pass when you don't deliver on your promises and aren't really showing any new shit, a couple of indies won't cut it

fortunately for you the disc is a dying medium so when they provide you with the option to buy additional content you won't even have to complain about them not making you download it