Boomers

i mean, they're choosing to play the most simplified, mass marketed games on the market

>Zoomers actually like mobile shit.

>he thinks gachashit are "games"
hahahaha lmfao east shit kys

D OMEGALUL C

he is correct

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Based 2x

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>doctor disrespect my wife

>tfw playing Snake on my old late 90's Nokia
>was a mobile gamer and didnt even know it
Mind fucking blown.

guess I'm a boomer now

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So if I'm playing TWEWY, Dragon Quest VIII, and Chrono Trigger on my phone, that means I'm actually not playing a game, thanks bro.

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He’s right, I don’t have a single mobile game on my phone for good reason, they’re all garbage.

but people who watch other people play games are gamers?
fuck this nigger and fuck streamers

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>guy who plays whatever game is popular on twitch thinks he is the authority on gamers
Lol

But he has a good opinion

Name a great mobile game.

I'll wait.

And his wife still stayed with him. Sounds pretty based to me.

Neither are mobafaggots or battle royal faggots. Especially faggots that follow e-celebs on twitter. Kill yourself OP.

>being buttblasted by emotes

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true

>real gamers

every time

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CRA IDDO

why do faggots feel the need to "fix" things that aren't broken?

>boomer
>plays battle royale cancer
He is not a boomer at all.

quite based
even more based

He'd better watch out; that's hate speech

Unironically the only legit thing he's ever said.

Also if you shill that Harry Potter mobage on Yea Forums you should be banned for it.

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yes, don't forget to sub and donate

Mobile gaming is to console/pc gaming as bumber cars are to nascar/F1

youtube.com/watch?v=bEG_NkoA848

>cried on stream because he cheated on his wife
KEK, WHAT A BITCH.

OP is an insecure gacha fag

didn't this 2 ton faggot win an award for streaming pubg
talkin bout those glass houses

Said the morons who are wrong and smell bad

quick rundown?

based

But if people didn't talk about it I wouldn't be able to get updates on Merula because I'm sure as fuck not playing it.

He's not wrong

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fuck you faggot play TWEWY on the DS as it was intended

mobile games are generally terrible but thinking you're the arbiter of who is and isn't considered a gamer is even worse

OP is a gachabrainlet

He thought the CD means cheating doc or something.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/cd-emotes

calling yourself a gamer when you only play mobile games is like calling yourself a film buff because you watch the ad breaks during the superbowl

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Players gonna play. I bet you dont even have a girlfriend NERD. Get away from me.

Well, it's not like his marketed persona is Dr. Respect, is it?

Said the guy who does roleplay and being transparent

Eat a dick homo

BRtards aren't true gamers too, so as MOBAtards.

>streaming is not working

>twitter for iphone
loooooooooool

Thank you the Two Time

What the fuck am I reading

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this
only cucks play DOTO 2 and League of Losers

imagine being as pathetic as this user

Yup. Quake was a good game.

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play whatever the fuck you want/like

Flappy Bird, Candy Crush, Temple Run.

And dont forget your classics ya senile boomer... Tetris and Snake.

BOYISH GIGGLES

>real gamers go for the harem route
ftfy faggot

fpbp

dilate

isn't his fanbase full of kids too?

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someone with histrionic personality disorder getting caught up in their own hustle

>but people who watch other people play games are gamers?
No? Who the fuck said they are?

Women enjoy it. His marriage is stronger than ever now

Mirin that posture

>Marry a gross landwhale because you can't do any better.
>Get E-fame
>Better women start paying attention to you because you have status
I mean, you can't blame him.

That's correct, though.

I say so.

If he wasn't affected by it, Why did he cry to twitch?

This guy is incredibly obnoxious.

>I did the emote yeah

It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

He got notoriety and attention from the cheating fiasco.

His wife chose to stay as his career was going from strength to strength and the subsequent money.

As his wife chose to stay more people accept and forgive him.

Cycle continues

>weak communities
Every community he's "totally not effected by" is thriving. His chat is one of the most boring, dead, circlejerky shit on twitch.

Hey guys, uhhh. Kinda having a- Lill bit o- Little bit of an announcement Ummmmm I just wanna beeeeee....completely transparent with you guys Uhh As you guys know I have a- a beautiful family. A wife and a kid And uhm I just wanna be transparent that I've been unfaithful And... Uh... Huff And I'm probably gonna be.. takin some time away Te- Time off To focus on. Ummmmm Stupid fuckin' mistakes man. Gonna take time off to focus on my family Annnnd. And so. I just wanted to let you guys know that And I apologise to you guys And slick daddy you guys ar- I apologise to you guys, my sponsors on twitch This is not who I am this is not who represent annnd. That's it.

Literally who?

So does e-fame make people go insane? like does this disrespect guy think he's some kind of celebrity?

Go pooplate your pants, retard

Who gave Jeff Goldblum a Yea Forums pass?

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You're not a zoomer faggot, stop pretending to be us, go play cs 1.6 or Doom.

Nice projection

Nah women in general enjoy it. One of the secrets to a health relationship is to not forget you love females and look at other women. At some points when they stop being attentive or become numb to you looking at other women then that is pretty much the end as they are now aware you are leashed. As such the cheat is the only way to save the relationship in modern day, previously you'd just slap her and send her to the kitchen, but modern day modern solutions

Have you seen what streamer fans will do for their favourite streamer?

I read this story of this Russian 13 year old that cut out his own eye and mailed it to his favourite streamer.

Isn't he the guy that only plays the latest battle royal games and nothing else?

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I wonder whom the woman he cheated on his wife with looks like.

is it possible to stop "streamer culture"? we need a hero...

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Pretty hardcore.

>latest battle royal games
>pubg

That game is basically boomer at this point.

love that guy

I DID THE EMOTE YEAH DID THE EMOTE

Yeah mostly BR. IIRC he played sea of thieves for a bit after seeing Summit1g move from fortnite to that game.

I thought only chinks and Russians still played that game.

Chinks, Russians and Crab People.

I DID THE EMOTE

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what is the shirt he is wearing?

youtube.com/watch?v=FpG8xExCtf0

>Crab People
ah yes, truly suiting to those assholes

Mobile games dipshit, not real games ported to mobile.

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I approve

are correct

>12 minutes
quick rundown?

Who the fuck is that guy LUL literally no one asked for his input

if you disagree you're agreeing that moms who play candy crush are gamers

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I did

>cutting the best part where she seethes uncontrollably in front of her audience and tries to cope by mocking his dick so you can put your faggoty graphic over it
I would gladly shit down your eyehole m8. Do not ever use a pc to manipulate media again you contemptible dipshit

I think that was around the time twitch removed as a sub emote because doc got asshurt.

>cheat on wife
>make it public that he dun fukt up and is going to work on his marriage
>actually does this

People won't ever let the infidelity thing go, rightly so, he might be a piece of shit but at least he took responsibility for his actions.

WELCOME TO THE CHAMPION'S CLUB forsenCD

Yea Forums has upload limits so that's why it got cut I think

can you be anymore stupid? like is it possible to have an IQ below 20?

his wife is actually a mixed Hawaiian smoker with a sense of humor. She was more of a loss than he was.

He’s absolutely right, though.

oh shit, son. some random faggot said a thing. what you going to do about it? he sure showed you.

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What the fuck even is this?

Twitch is run by double standards brown nosing sjw's who let non white males get away with things they wouldn't let white males get away with unless that white male is super big and rich.

Wrong. You can absolutely fit that whole clip minus audio for boards apart from /wsg/. Whoever cut it is just a vain little tard

Here he is. Kill yourself, sincerely

some thot getting BTFO

/pol/ BTFO

Wtf is a forsencd? Go back to plaguing a twitch chatbox

do it yourself autismo

He's right, anybody who unironically considers mobile games actual video games should also unironically kill themselves.

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She gets BTFO because some old guy goes near her?

"real" gamers are a bunch of cringey twats and I'm happy to not be included in that group.

The better version does exist so obviously I have to go find it to stop faggot lil zooms from trashing an otherwise sublime moment

Cringe

>Zoe Quinn sluts around to tip reviews
>"GG is just woman-hating slut-shaming!"

>Dr.Disrespect sluts around because it feels good to have sex
>rEaL gAmErS cHeAt On ThEiR WiVeS!!1!

Equality, everyone.

That's dumb and gay, and the mother of all no-true-scotsman fallacies.

Mobile games are video games.
You don't have to like them, you don't have to play them, you don't even have to acknowledge they exist 99.9% of the time, but to say that they don't count as video games just means you're a fragile little man who can't bear the thought of people liking things you don't.
Grow the fuck up.

Get some help

But he is right. Mobile games spawned from the idea of ripping people off by making them pay real world money to keep playing a game. They are the modern day equivalent of arcade machines. But even those were not as bad, you had to pay extra when you died, when you failed. It was a punishment. Here, you could play a "mobile game" perfectly and flawlessly and still have to pay money to keep going. Name a good mobile game that:
1. Only needs to be purchased once.
2. Has no microtransations of any kind at all.
3. And does not require a internet connection to play.

Try speaking to a woman. They will be honest if you ask them about it

No more webms lil zoom. Don't make me come over there

So do people use the terms boomer and zoomer unironically?

Why do so many gamers cheat on their wife

fpwp

He's right and the fact anyone on Yea Forums is arguing shows how many fucking zoomyzoom 14 year olds are in this shithole.

he's unironically right

seething

Nice joke.

Oh, is he spa- is he spamming one of those little baby precious attention... Ah- G- Hahahahaha! I writed the emote! Hahahhahaha- Twitter! Hihihi- Twitch chat! Hahahahahaehahaha- hey! Try to get some likes on my tweet! Hahahaa! Hahaha! Forsen, Forsen! I'm your number one fan, I get the- I spammed your little- hehaha CD! Hahahahahaha Hihihi Hahaahaha Hihihi Hahahaha! Tweet him! Hahaaaa Hahahahahaha!

a lot of people cheat

Imagine being assblasted by a swedish cuck

yeah but he cheated on his wife

HE IS ABSOLUTELY, UNEQUIVOCALLY, 100% RIGHT

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unfaithful giggles

Because they have already thought short term their entire lives, might as well think short term in terms of relationships as well. When you think majority long term, you become the normalfag.

People who grew up with Halo 3 are old enough to post here.

>unable to give answers that are not memes
I think you need some help friendo

youtube.com/watch?v=NziGBgU6ZXg
DR DISRESPECT ONLY CHEATED ON HIS WIFE ONE TIME
DR DISRESPECT ONLY CHEATED ON HIS WIFE ONE TIME
YAHOOOOOOOO
YAHOOOOOO

I HOPE IT WAS WORTH IT DRDISRESPECT

What did you expect? Did you expect "majority phoneposters" Yea Forums to actually agree that mobile games aren't games, but are scams?

cope

youtube.com/watch?v=D3ilxu2pDDA

how is this guy doing anyways

I DID THE EMOTE YEAH

youtube.com/watch?v=gq3JxkARYRk
ngl doc is pretty based though

>Achievements disabled

that was a
>The fuck you say to me, nigga?
look

Like, who is you you walking garden fertilizer?

I wish I could autoban anyone using the word boomer without any regard for context

>caring this much about people playing phone games
glad I'm not a rent free cuck

As awful as the term gamer is, calling someone who simply plays games a gamer is like calling someone who drives a car a gearhead

You need an actual interest in the subject

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Holy shit based

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Maybe try reading the captions, retard.

his wife's a literal goblin you fat samoan fuck.

C H A M P I O N S
L
U
B

Based. Fuck mobile gaming.

You said the word so ban yourself

>lowering your pants for a photo
why

He's correct, gatchashitter.

The Room (1,2,3) , Wayward Souls, Monument Valley 1&2, Alto's Adventure&Odyssey, Superbrothers, Mario Run, Reigns, Flappy Bird, Jetpack Joyride etc etc
There's actually a lot of really good mobile games, but the market today has been saturated with the free2play model and no one will make the classics like I listed. Most of those games were revolutionary by mobile standards and were better (mroe fun) than 70% of the triple a console games.

Yeah you tell them. There's no such thing as quality. Everything is equal and nothing is bad. People just dislike things for no reason.

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Battle Royale players aren't real gamers.

No one except for
but who gives a shit

>we're in the timeline where people on Yea Forums are unironically saying mobile games are good
That's it man. I'm out.

Nobody gives a shit either way about Dr Disrespect

He's right though, there aren't any mobile games that would be considered legitimate games even by 80s standards.
Find me a single mobile game with the same depth that (S)NES-era RPGs had.

Protip: You fucking can't.

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t.

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This is gachafag seething

replace "gamers" with "people" and we're talking

how is that remotely the same thing. if he fucked a high up female twitch employee to get some advantage, something of the same nature as LW pulled, I don't think anyone would be making excuses for that. what he did was in his personal life and really has nothing to do with his job, except that we can assume the bitch was into him because of his e-fame. actually, if anything the woman is a parallel to LW, not him. probably thought on some level fucking him could pay off for her in a twitch / gaming way. but since he didn't do anything for her all that remains on his side is cheating on his wife. which is nowhere near as bad as prostituting yourself to get positive reviews and exposure for a commercial product you made.

>Flappy Bird
You zoomers do realise that Flappy Bird is just a knockoff of a thousand games that play exactly the same that came before it, right?

this guy is kinda right, when I started with my ex, she was super jealous of me talking with her best friend, so I completely cut ties with the friend, after that she started getting more and more bored of me.
Women love drama, you have to keep in mind that most women have no real goals in life so they get super bored and annoyed when things get safe and stable.

I know a small few of you will give a fuck and even fewer will believe me but my first kiss was with this girl

quick rundown?

How come Jap VNs aren't ever on mobile? It's usually some shitty western VNs.

If you haven’t shit your pants because you couldn’t leave during a match then you’re not a real gamer. I say this 100% unironically

Wait, so was ProJared actually based?

you mean exclusives? I played many great ports on phones.
also shit like pubg and crossfire are really impressive for phone games.
The problem with phones is that people realized really early that you can make tons of money by putting microtransactions on the games. If you remove all the pay-to-play shit on phone games you will have a dozen of really cool games the plataform

Nice fanfic

get off the horse retardo, that's every twtich chat

have children

He's right. If you're upset you're a drone zoomer.

>People won't ever let the infidelity thing go, rightly so, he might be a piece of shit
Literally why does anyone else care about someone else's infidelity if they're not related to either person?
If the dipshit woman married the guy who cheated on her, it's her fault. Same the other way around.

>slutty cheating dad
Opinion discarded

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Summer camp down here in Florida, I was 14 so this was 9 years ago.

MOBILE GAMERS RISE UP

One day I will own Twitch dot TV

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he is correct
you can play a mobile 'game' and still be a gamer - it doesn't disqualify you - but your primary game interaction needs to be non mobile

The reason is quite simple, mobile 'games' are not games, and thus you are not playing a game, and cant be a gamer.

does anyone else do the green screen stream deck room switch skit shit he does?
or is he the first to take his stream to this level?
It's maybe a neat idea but the singing has got to go.

It doesn't have to do it first, it just has to be the first one to be popular.

That's not what I fucking said. Read it again.

I always found it weird if I completed the mobile port of a game it doesnt count in my gamer card or whatever but apparently emulating it does?

What if I emulated ON mobile where does that fit in?

This whole "debate" is autistic.

No u

you can't

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I think it's a shit game personally but GTA San Andreas.

The Chaos Ring Series
Data Wing

>port
That's like using SNES games as an example of good mobile games.

>tfw can't even save up more than 100 dollars a month paying my bills

god i wish i was born with tits and a vagina

Jesus fucking christ

B A S E D

doc is redpilled but can't show his true power level without losing his sponsors and normie fans

>monument valley
>the shittiest puzzle game in existence
>but it has indieshit artstyle guise!
take toaster bath

Life of Easy Mode.

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Are you one of those "Only exclusives count" guys?

That world doesn't exist anymore.

mobile "games" are a snack
video games are a meal
you wouldn't call a snack a meal
>inb4 food analogy

>food analogy

>food analogy
AMERIFAT

Without having a controller the input for console games, especially real-time ones like a third person shooters/FPS, is trash.Using old console games that have been ported over as an example of mobile gaming being non-shit is dishonest.

I bet you’re pretty deep on those snacks and meals huh

based cheating boomer

>google this guy's name
>first result

washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/04/12/trolls-hijacked-scientists-image-attack-katie-bouman-they-picked-wrong-astrophysicist/?utm_term=.89cffe427aa1

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>turn off adblocker

this ain't it chief

undeniably undisputably BASED

>mass reply
>american
>food analogy
Could you be any worse? 12 year old Facebook nigger summerfag

Yeah, that is pretty based of gamers

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its actually a very GAMER thing to do. Its a power move by a CHAD GAMER over his dumb bitch wife.

BASED.
cringe.

Mobile games will always be trash designed to milk money out of the dumb retards that play them.

There are an extremely small number of mobile games that are of the classic model of what a video game is supposed to be.

99.9% of the other mobile games are microtransaction-based, with in-game currency, loot boxes, or some other variety of grindy bullshit to keep players playing their pointless game.

Also, in terms of writing, while video games have never really be renown for writing quality, I cannot think of a single mobile game that is worth playing for the story, characters or setting / lore. Not a single one. It's a dark abyss of nothing, because the entire purpose of mobile gaming is not to be what a traditional video game is supposed to be, rather a vector to make money off of whales and normal phone users willing to pay for in game items / currency. They're designed to milk as much money as possible off the users, they're not designed to actually be video games.

It was embarrassing seeing Bethesda's shill audience clap and rave over the trash mobile garbage that is TES Blades. It's just downright embarrassing that anyone would ever choose to spend time playing that trash when there's much better options available. This is my biggest pet peeve; there's so many video games, great ones from the past and present, and people CHOOSE to play mostly mobile games that are nothing but watered down, shitty versions of other existing games with awful controls and built in microtransactions / game stores. It's a fucking disaster.

>Jewington Post
>nothing loads

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>vote with your wallet user

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He's right though. Mobile games lack any meaningful depth and substance - very much like the average American snack.

He's right.

>Be one of many men who throw money at a woman on the internet because she's attractive
>She makes one offhand comment about you being cute
>You interpret that as romance
>You continue to give her heaps of cash
>She has a husband
>You feel betrayed
>Call her a bitch and a skank because she's married and won't bang you, not because she acts like a whore for money

Oof

based but cringe

No but they're real n

What do you mean, zoomzoom? He's pretty based.

That's why I use the Gamesir G4.

MY MAN

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most mobile games are shit. its the inability to have decent controls that limits everything. the only reason they're remotely popular is because 99% of people have phones and they're a convenient dopamine rush. anyone who says mobile games are the future hasn't actually played them properly

Also Streamers aren't real celebs.

t. bluepilled

youtube.com/watch?v=mLhgH6tleeU

I don't disagree, but:
-streamers' opinions belong in the gutter
-calling yourself a gamer is, may Allah forgive me for uttering this word, cringe

a match made in heaven. A true happy ending would be this guy killing this thot and ending himself after.

He's right, paying 2.99+tip for a chance to get a .jpg of your waifu is not a game, it's gambling addiction

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anyone who hates on doc is a massive cuck.
he handled all this clusterfuck about cheating really well.

He defended her and said how important are wymyn in science. He's a fucking cuck, he doesn't deserve anything.

It's not limited to mobile games, user
you already see it affecting all AAA games for equal
in the end all boomers will fucking die along with traditional, complete and good games
there's nothing you can do about it

If you need an underage nigger mass replying summer fag to tell you that gacha sucks, you don’t belong either.
Do you go around all day stating the obvious? Kill yourself and him in any case

More like they hate him because he was assmad at an emote and managed to get twitch to remove all of them

this is something i can word

>he isnt an accelerationist crashing the market

didn't know about that. but was he right or wrong?

Its true and he should say it

He's right.
Play a real game that doesn't require inserting $2.99 every hour.

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based

Does that mean VN-Like games such as Ghost Trick, 999, Hôtel Dusk, The Last Window, Ace Attorney or RPGs like Etrian Odyssey, Super Robot Taisen OG saga, Naruto Path of Ninja and even atypical ones like Trauma Center, Cooking Mama... enjoyed on a DS emulator cannot be registered as actual games because of the platform I happen to enjoy them on? This retard can happily go and suck my dick. I can play fucking Mario Sunshine, Wario World, Dissidia and MHP3rd on this thing with a controller and it wouldn't be that different from the original experience, in fact it could even be considered as an improvement due to the added comfort factor of being able to play anywhere, especially in your bed.

At what point I'm not enjoying actual videogames? Imagine being actually old and having a narrowed vision because you're a tech illiterate or too afraid to pirate. Fucking Twitter screencap is making me so much angry, in fact I'll make use of this post to openly declare that retards who keep using literally who's opinions to shitpost should be BANNED ON SIGHT, especially if these come from Reddit, Twitter, or NeoGAF/Resetera or whatever. Bringing that cancer here will lead to some anons ironically shitposting by imitating their behavior, but due to the anonymity some pea-sized brains will actually BELIEVE THEY'RE IN GOOD COMPANY here. FUCKING STOP NIGGERS

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kys incel

POST MORE NAMI RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm guessing subscription based MMOs aren't games either, by your logic.

emulation isn't the same thing you stupid fuck

>ffxiv
>pay $13 for a month of service
>stable, high speed servers
>large amounts of quality content periodically
>an engaging story

>mobile shit
>$5 for a jpeg of a random waifu of shitty rarity, keep trying goy!

Yeah, real comparable.

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FGO. It's one of the few games I still play and I'm a 33 year old boomer.

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>how can you say mobile games aren't real games when I'm playing non mobile games??

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You imbeciles. Nowhere in the vomit inducing post he wrote he implied he was only talking about mobile games specifically.
Even if, in retrospect, that would make perfect sense and I would have been getting angry over nothing. Kek what an idiot

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Dear lord

When typing D OMEGALUL C repeatedly into text to speech it ends up saying CD OMEGALUL or something. Hence the CD emotes.

Doc thought the CD means cheating doc and got mad. Now Forsenbajs and the like just meme on him.