WAKE THE FUCK UP, INCELS.
WE GOT A GAME TO BUY.
WAKE THE FUCK UP, INCELS
Connor Bennett
Brody Martinez
already bought it
what am i in for?
Camden Foster
no thanks mr shill
Joseph Foster
what does a man as humble as keanu keep taking weird bit parts for? it's not like he's nic cage and owes the IRS a quarter billion
Adrian Torres
Keanu Reeves
>girlfriend is 8 months pregnant and gives birth while he films matrix
>its a still born girl
>both fall into a depression but he presses forward with matrix
>she and Keanu break up months later from the strain of the still born daughter
>she is on tons of anti depression meds, gets into a car accident, dies instantly in a horrific crash
>Keanu hasnt been with anyone since
>his best friend also dies of an over dose, they were very close
>His sister who he loved very much gets and battles leukemia for 10 years
>dies as Keanu raises money for leukimia and cancer awareness and research
He has had a hard life. His only hobby is motorcycles. He lives like a wage cuck. Has no friends. Takes the bus and subway.
Andrew Jenkins
keanu would never call someone an incel
Daniel Peterson
based Keanu poster
Jackson Ramirez
he looks fantastic for someone who's 54. i think if i can look that healthy and young at 54 then life will be worth living
Ethan Morris
>He's doesn't know
Joseph Bell
xD haha
Jordan Williams
Probably loves video games.
Aiden Anderson
He also does professional shootong competitions and practices martial arts.
Thomas Gonzalez
>a man as humble as keanu
You answered your own question. He's not concerned with sticking to huge important roles. He just wants to do things, presumably things either he or others will enjoy.
Nothing un-humble about saying yes when someone asks if you want to come do a thing.
Sebastian Nelson
the guy is one of those types of actors like tom hanks who is a national treasure.
Parker Anderson
He gives away his money to all his friends, family, charity, those that help work on things, etc.
He's like the nicest person on the planet, and he is dating someone now, some actually hot ass trans model. Dude is just trying to get by and be happy best he can while helping everyone along the way. Keanu Reeves is what a man is.
Justin Roberts
>trans model
Not trans, just an ugly woman. And they are not dating.
Jayden Morales
He's probably still living off the Matrix money. Everything else has just been something to do.
Cameron Morales
Jaime Clayton is trans user. Used to be a dude.
Asher Smith
i would kiss the ground he walks on
Leo Baker
Gosling will make a surprise appearance.
Asher Perez
Bruh Kino Reeves isn't dating anyone.
Justin Peterson
This was born a man.
Nicholas Powell
If it sounds interesting to him he'll do it. By his own admission he has more than enough money to live on for the rest of his life.
What he does today is just out of personal interest.
Grayson Morris
Redditman. It was pure cringe. Only zoomers eat that shit up.
Ryan Brooks
not dating
Benjamin Flores
>probably
he could live a few more lifes on matrix money alone.
Brandon Lewis
Spouting Zoomers, Normies and reddit constantly is probably the most reddit thing you can do faggot
John Lee
cope
Elijah Hughes
What a tough life. No one else ever deals with death or not being a millionaire or anything.
Blake Lopez
>the guy that made Yea Forums spawn the redpill meme
>the guy that made Yea Forums spawn the sad Keanu meme
>he's literally on one of the site's official flags
>but because reddit also likes him and stole Yea Forums memes alongside 9gag he's reddit
Kiddo please, you've yet to grow hair on your balls.
Wyatt Harris
he gave away tens of millions of dollars from matrix to the movie staff that went unpaid for whatever reason.
Sebastian Price
They were at one point, user is right, at the very least they're fucking.
Christopher Mitchell
He also bought the entire crew motorcycles, fully paid for.
Cooper Hernandez
This conference just confirmed for me how based Keanu can be.
Jesus Christ, I might have just creamed my pants when he came out. No homo tho.
Jayden Wright
that just made him go from bleeding heart commie to 100% american
James Wright
Noah Brown
He really loves motorcycles and wants other people to love them too. He's really just a nice dude who wants people to have nice things and friends to bike with. I know almost the entire rest of his Matrix money went to his sister and leukemia research.
Pretty wholesome really.
Gavin Sanders
based
Leo Martin
You do know actors act because they want to right. Otherwise they would be in another profession.
Hunter White
possibly the most underage faggot ever to be on the internet
Ian Young
Daniel Evans
Say that to my face you double nigger
Austin Murphy
Asher Ross
(((rumors)))
Brayden Nelson
Redditman. It was pure cringe. Only zoomers eat that shit up.
Brandon Ward
He makes the game worse.
Jacob Scott
>Keanu likes all comers.
>tfw you're an okay looking twink.
>tfw you might actually have a chance.
Adam Phillips
>rumors
Literally tabloid tier link, kill yourself.
Oliver Kelly
unironically this and people who don't accept that as a fact are living zoomer garbage themselves
Brandon White
shut the FUCK up