Devolver Digital E3 Thread

twitch.tv/twitch

maybe these incompetent fucks will finally show the metal wolf chaos xDDDD release date

is /twitch the "official" stream of it?

Why did Metal Wolf Chaos never come out?
>RIIIICHAAAARRRDDDD!!!!

You mean industry satire, right? You're not so brainless you actually thought it was all just lolrandumb, right?

Please devolver, wash the taste of bitterness out of my mouth

>fucking streamers

pre pre show

>Lets get this over with

Fuck off, Devolver is the highlight of E3.

Enter the Gungeon 2 is an instant win for Devolver Digital this year. Of course all the retards will always say Bethesda wins.

I rabu Piku.

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I WANT TO SEE ROBONINA!

>twitch chat
lmao

to all redditors, welcome to the devolver countdown thread! we hope you enjoy the epic and self aware humour!

According to their twitter, yes.

announce Sub Rosa already fanbase dying

This is now the Comfy thread, Mods

...

Literally who?

I don't think anybody can say bethesda won this year
it was that bad

The girl is cute in a boyish way

>loud noises + surface level critique of the game industry that reddit has been saying for months
just fucking reveal the indie games without trying to be unique

As always based Devolver saving this shitty E3

KINO

Is there really no YouTube stream? FUCK

>tfw pc froze when the glitch gag

ALL MOST SWEARING xd

>they made fun of last e3's embarrassing performances while swearing!!! again!!! haha!!!

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HOOLY BAAAAASEEEEDDD

KINO!

Haha

Battle royal

DD knows we just want to see some videogames and avoid the corp dicksuck factory (while being a parody of one whilst being one)

Devolver
Motherfucking
Direct

GOD I WANT HER SO BAD

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I love her, bros

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RAIN WORLD 2: PAIN WORLD

Who is this vision of loveliness? Not since the banned trailer for Juiced have I witness such a breathtaking ginger haired saint in gaming. Let me kneel before you my queen - let me kiss your smooth smelly toes!!!

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Devolver wins again this year, lel.

TELL ME THIS CABINET IS REAL

Yo is that a real arcade game

Linda from marketing.

The Messenger expansion?
Might be cool

>doing this shit again
Okay it was funny the year you first did it..

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is the messenger worth me going back to finish? i never got to the metroidvania part

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the most underrated conference

>that single tear
kek

This was a hundred times better than every other presentation.

I thought it would have been better as a pure Ninja Gaiden-ish game, but some people dig the backtracking and 16 bit remixes.

Why do I find her so hot?

I'm only into Devolver for the lore.

That was short

>no Metal Wolf Chaos

Unironic kino, prove me wrong

It's meh. It lacks the depth of a proper metroidvania and the swap mechanic gets kind of old

Ok, that got a good laugh from me, so that's minimum an 8/10.

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so no new announcements? what the fuck is going on? this is the fourth company to make zero announcements

WHERE IS THE MTAL WOFL?

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based devolver

So that was like 4-5 games?

That was could but would have expected some more actual announcements. Of course the production and all is great but eeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

where the fuck was metal wolf chaos

I don't know, she looks romanian, she probably stinks like goat shit soup

The industry is trending away from using E3 for it's original purpose. It's basically becoming PAX but with more flash.

PRE PRE SHOW

That squid game looked nice.

The XD was that they were pulling your leg.

Is this another all night meme stream?

I'd bet the point is to keep people fully engaged for games nobody would ever give a fuck about and it works every year

nina femdom mommy joi when?

Swearing is so funny guys!

>Didn't know what Devolver was before tonight
>Didn't even see the first two E3 events
I feel like I missed out on a bunch of important lore.

Is twitch doing the all night Eric Andre rip off again

I was really entertained even if I didn't care about all their games.

that takeshi castle game would be cool

Is that it?

3 YEARS IN A ROW
THERE IS NO E3
THERE IS ONLY DEVOLVER
DEVOLVER IS E3
E3 IS DEVOLVER

This shit isn't funny

DUDE THEY ARE SO WOKE! JUST LIKE ME!
JUST TAKE MY MONEY YOU BASED DEVS! YOU ARE JUST LIKE LITERALLY ME!! I AM SO SMART AND CLEVER!

Are you above 25 and own a computer?

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not really
the level design and mechanics never really go anywhere other than blatantly needing a certain ability to do a thing to progress or find some side item, and the difficulty never really ramps up to a point where the challenge is enough of a reason to push forward. It was the sheer definition of "just ok"

lol you're a funny guy, user

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Now this was epic

Wait, is it over? I went to microwave a burger and now it's over?

Go back and watch, user. It's pure kino all the way.

yeah but then why spend millions of dollars on your own conference?

i genuinely dont know why Yea Forums always hypes devolver. the games looked okay, better than most of the trash, but it's never about the games with Yea Forums.

just a bunch of surreal, self-aware remarks. it's lame.

I don't even know who Devolver Digital is.

GUYS I FORGOT, HOW DO YOU SPELL PEARL HARBOR?

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What was this pre pre pre pre-show thing again? Wasn't it super crazy last year?

This entire shit is just a cringe as those fake applause and shit

>Ends in twelve hours.
It's happening again boys.

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i wish this would come back sometimes

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Basically 12 hours of shitposting.

>literally no new games announced

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>tfw turned 25 a few months ago

Fucking FINALLY get to play this masterpiece

Are Dennaton dead?

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12 HOURS AGAIN HOLY SHIT

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>someone unironically said yikes

You said that last year though

That Pedro game looked boring and floaty af.

Friendly reminder that the Devolver Digital lady is a lesbian who is happily married with her wife and will never give any of you the time of day.

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Blues confirmed basedboy team

what is going on

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>finally turn 25
>the meme dies

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Man that was short. No Serious Sam, no Metal Wolf, /ourmommy/ still on a coma... this year was weak.
I'm interested in that alien game tho, looks like a reversed version of Rain World.

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Cool Im still can rape her

what did devolver mean by this

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Is this Yea Forumscore?

Aw yay.

Edutainment

They had the beard guy earlier and he was bald, proving this shit show is pre recorded and not live improv

Well.
I guess I'm glad I haven't cracked open my energy drink yet.

it was funny the first few time
but now its just cringe

I still love devolvers presentation style. Like I won't shill for their games, but holy fuck are their E3 shows fun as fuck. They know the industry is bullshit, and they don't mind lampshading it, even lampshading how they're part of it.

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GET EXCITED ABOUT LEARNING ABOUT HISTORY

What is the point of gay marriage?

AS ALWAYS
>She wore pants to her own wedding
THE LEVEL OF DOMINANCE ON THIS WOMAN

>He missed the part Devolver announced an actual arcade cabinet

I dont give a fuck about the jewish Dyke that fucked with the shadow Warrior Ip for bonus SJW points

super lit my guy

She's also unattractive, her lolrandom cringe humor isn't funny, and her company publishes mostly indie garbage with very, very few good games in between.

IT'S STILL GOING.

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My internet crapped out and I missed a few games. What was announced?

>can we play some video games

>prerendered teaser with no gameplay
>cheap 8 bit cashgrab
>DLC for a game no one played
>trailer that said absolutely nothing new about a game we've already seen
>shitting on Nintendo Directs but in a way that isn't funny or clever at all
>12 hours of aping Eric Andre in a way that isn't funny or clever at all
>NO METAL WOLF
That flesh monster game looked like it could be kind of fun for a few minutes, but this was an absolute letdown of a presentation.

disgusting jew freak monsterface and fat amerimutt wife
friends are all dykes, basedboys, old women and niggers

its 12 hours long faggot

so?

This isnt Devolver anymore

>short

nigga it's still going

who’s the girl in the middle?

post face

griffinaerotech.com/house-of-the-gundead/
holy fuck it's real

Reminder that if you don't find this kino humor hilarious then you have no friends and need to have sexual intercourse.

Constant lampshading is the lowest form of self-awareness. Every now and then it is clever, but when it's all you do it comes off as desperate and pathetically fake.

to become a tranny?

Who is she?

>Ezekiel has a shaved head
Pre-pre-show spoilers, he shaves his hair in 7 hours

Cringekino.

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aww is that the girl in the labcoat who licked her face? that's actually very cute and makes me happy. I like devolver conference. Its not ha-ha funny but its endearing. Carrion looked really fuckin good but sad they didn't really show any games. Arcade cabinet is cool but im a fucking NEET

OH FUCK I tought that was the preshow again

Kek green screen guy on cam

I really don't get why they felt the need to portray Nintendo Directs like some stain on the industry even if it's satire. It feels almost vindictive especially given the whole Nindies Directs had given their games a lot of publicity.

Yeah? Well, you know what faggot? You're welcome to your opinion. Have a good E3 and I hope you see something you do like :)

Nah, I'm unattractive, too. Doesn't stop her from being an uggo. Congrats to her for marriage and being part of a horrible company that still makes money off exploited indie devs. That's a good posh living.

lol ur a little bitch

Only if it's not spot on satire. Thankfully for Devolver the vidya industry is ripe for this kind of humor. The gray market bootleg actually being on steam is very funny

Redpill me on the Pre Pre Show, never watched it before,

welp, that was embarassing

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Holy fuck, the dick sucking is real

Peak reddit post.

nintendo is stain

Is the Pre pre show cancelled after this year?

Thanks. DOOM Eternal looks nice, which along with JP girl was the only decent part of Bethesda's joke of a showing. Cute Kajit in that ESO trailer, too.

gib Linda from marketing gf

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Post your face first

>why were they being mean to Mr Miyamoto :(

this is super cute and I'm happy for her

Upvoted ;P

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LABO

Even I'll admit it, that is pretty solid humor. I'm surprised it came from them with how it is actually clever and fun.

Just bantz bro

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twitch.tv/shroud

Shroud being into some autistic hypnotism is kinda awesome actually.

That's your impression of what they did? You're way past the fanboy point of no return.

>DOOM Eternal looks nice
DOOM Eternal looks baller as fuck, not that a lot of people here may agree with you. It's one of the games I'm most looking forward to this year.

This is awful. Wake me up when its over.

>saved e3 with reddit humor
Man, E3 did suck this year.

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>married a dork
Maybe there's still a chance for people like us...

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Assistant girl is way hotter

>there are people that find this shit funny

Were you really expecting genuine replies? Everyone is just going to call you a shill for not buying into DD's cringe """""humor""""".

This is what I watch E3 for. I miss this cringe.

Wife material

What the fuck is happening omg

It was funny throughout the skit but that last segment where the red head starts saying that with Directs they can spontaneously announce delays to their games whenever they want kinda went overboard. Like, isn't that a good idea? Why the need to portray that as if it's something bad for the industry?

>dude like isnt the industry bad!!! We think just like you!!! But we dont do anything to be the change here some more wacky silly skits XDD
>this is funny for nu-v
Even more of those retarded leak threads would be better than this shit

Not the dude you quoted but you’re obviously insecure, which is doubly depressing that you can’t even be comfortable within your humor. It must suck to be retarded

They weren't portraying them as bad, they are just saying that having and E3 conference is completely irrelevant when things like Directs are more popular, easier and better to do.

Well fuck he had to quit because he lost 10K viewers

Post her

They did not think this through.

It hurts bro. They were so mean to Reggie-san and Miyamoto-tan. This shit has ruined my E3, fuck Devolver.

>6am
>tired as fuck
>well at least Devolver has games
>this happens

12 hours of shitposting, basically.

I have it on good authority from the inside that Metal Wolf Chaos XD is releasing on July 4th

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FALLOUT 76 IS ALREADY BROKEN AS FUCK GET IN HERE BOYS!

what the fuck is going on and why do I like this?

>no metal wolf
this year sucked dick

If you approach it from this mindset it actually gets entertaining if you're drunk

>mfw i'm a lesbian and no girl wants to date me

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Dude, it was a joke, LMAO! Wanna play Rocket League? ;)

>no metal wolf at all
Fuck this gay earth
Literally zero news since it was """delayed""" in the Fall. I'm so fucking mad right now

They already won with Fall Guys and Devolver Bootleg

I'm just watching to see how they lose viewers. That's more funny than whatever they are doing on screen.

>well at least Devolver has games
If they did, they forgot to show them in their memefest of a video.

Waiting for someone to collage together all the "Nina splattered in blood with a thousand-yard stare" images so far.

Didn't watch, what games did they show?

what did they say about Nintendo?

you were born a man tho

I'm in Europe and it's like 4am, so I'm already drunk

>actually being underage

Mods do your fucking job you faggots

DEUS VULT

Being a tranny and still liking women doesn't make you lesbian

Nintendo will be the only good presentation this year simply because they'll actually show gameplay footage.

>hating Zook
Unironically kill yourself.

You obviously didn't watch one second of it

The whole show was a piss take of Nintendo Directs

I don't know what is happening anymore but I want to stick around to see how this ends...

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>tfw bi and no guy or girl wants to date me

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Have sex incel

Nothing, they just copied the direct format and claimed it was some evil corporate mumbo jumbo. DD doesn't really have the brains for making any real commentary, kind of like Yea Forums.

Viewers already dropping by the thousands

>that thumbnail

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your face is probably not that cute if no girl wants to date you

That's actually cute, I unironically like her now.

I know. I enjoyed most of their presentation. It was that weird ending where the red head was trying to present Directs as a bad thing is what made the whole thing feel 'off'. It's like they just completely forgotten what they were trying to parody in the first place.

>repeating your same humor every year
This was only funny the first time

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have they shown any new games yet? I had to clean the biscuit bowl because my cat decided to take a shit in it

what the fuck is this garbage?

>faggots
Woah buddy! No need to be so homophobic in this inclusive age! #pride

Must be all that acid you poured into your eyes.

pls be my transbian lover

this explains what I'm watching
A Nintendo direct with extra soja.
Nice

Saw it go down from 111k to 71k

>It keeps going on and on

Holy shit this is horrible

This has to be the most bizarrely stupid thing I've read on Yea Forums today.

Honestly I just want fucking Carrion to come out already so I can be The Blob.

>no games being posted

So Devolver only comes to E3 to do "funny" skits now?

yeah this was complete trash. somehow worse than the dumpster fire that was bethesda.

but I'm really cute actually!

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Haha I sure trolled him. Mods seriously, please

They are satirizing all E3 press conferences, dummy, not a specific one

whos the cute girl in the pre pre show

All of these anons that don't remember the old days of E3

Kind of a pisstake at Sony too for following suit

guarantee you look horrific

fuck off faggot, they actually make good games.

I just wanted another serious sam.....

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I'm buying that shit just because the trailer gave me MXC vibes.

It's more about shitting on E3 conferences, honestly
And come on, how is someone who introduces a more direct, less-bullshit way to do E3 not gonna be portrayed as a villain in Devolver's universe?

>you will never play video games with a live band playing the soundtrack

HOTLINE MILWAUKEE IS FUCKING AMAZING

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Are you being sarcastic dude?

For all of whatever they do at E3 every year, they did show some interesting games.
>Moonbounce Deathrun
>Carrion
>Gungeon light gun game
>The Messenger update
Cool shit

all women are bi, I'll win her yet.

Would you smoke with her?

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Everyone is following suit. Hell, the EA show the last day was basically a direct, and it was unsurprisingly shit

I wouldn't worry about it, inside sources say mr meatless is gonna rape and kill her for the finale

>Gorillaz
Based Devolver

No

>YFW HOTLINE HARAMBE

>tfw guy and have no problem getting men but women don't seem all that into me no matter how i try to get them
what do?

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They showed off like 6 games and this other Pre Pre Show thing they're doing is showing off others like Ape Out.

Devolver seems like the only company that would make an arcade machine just for the hell of it

Oh, so do I show my online age ID to you sir? *reaches paws into pockets*

Here you go officer!!

wow this is embarassing

It's probably also mocking the fact that Sony and Square have recently UNIRONICALLY aped the Direct format, Sony likely using it as an excuse to cancel the PS Experience and E3 shows.

Hell no.
Smoking is for degenerates.

based

It bothered me that she never actually blew out smoke when she exhaled. Like, it's obviously a prop cigarette.

keep sucking dick?

are you fucking retarded? 8 games so far

griffinaerotech.com/product/enter-the-gungeon-house-of-the-gundead-dedicated-cabinet/

It's fucking real

Unironically go back to readdit

Get a trap.

HOT LINE HARAMBE!!!

And I'd play it, I love light gun cabinets. They're my favorite games to play at arcades.

i need to know who the girl in the pre pre show is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>He thinks the only reason to get married is so you can fuck and pop out crotch goblins without angering sky-daddy

This took a bit to get going but has settled into kino

So I missed the Devolver part while Twitch auto-paused itself for the tenth time for some reason?

These game drums are cool

Mods another underage, please do your job

The pre-preshow is Devolver? Because them doing a "Direct" means it was pretty short, dude.

How is what he said stupid?

True, but given how laser-focused their target for the presentation was, it just felt kinda they went overboard.

No this is purely Twitch

Already have, they're crazy usually.
Never sucked a dick just fuck holes.

Not everyone is an easily amused monkey like you

it's devolver's you fucking retarded piece of shit

how do I get a trap?

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Hey! THis is pretty good! Not cringe at all!

starting to make sense now

Yeah this, they make a good point that E3's not really necessary in the current age of boutique video streaming.

>tfw DEAD INSIDE

mods yet another underage, please do your job

>discord

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I mean if you want an attractive one you i guess gotta get slightly lucky since they're not common but once you find them they're usually pretty fucking horny and lonely unless they're not obsessed online or something.
They're usually really crazy though

Yet another fucking underage, seriously mods come the fuck on

Anyone still playing this shit boys?

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FUCK
I FORGOT DEVOLVER EXISTED AND IT WASN'T ON THE E3 COUNTDOWN PAGE
What have I missed so far?
Also the title is "The 1st Ever 3rd or 4th Pre Pre Show."
Are we really getting another Pre Pre show? Just like we had years ago? That shit was incredible.

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>THE VOID

>tfw no RUINER for Switch
never ever

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I'm already there...

Yea Forums are you dead inside?

I for sure know I am

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This stream reminds of late night Adult Swim.

>They brought back the wrestling

close

The world is your oyster, user.
Leave everything behind and start anew.

You didn't miss anything big.

What the fuck

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>jordan peterson
spotted the zoomer

Cringe

These silly food items are pretty jacked.

Who paid for this? They got scammed.

I want a crazy trap bf!

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Metal Wolf Chaos XD teaser?

Welcome to the Pre Pre Show.
Enjoy your stay.

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BEAN IS BEST BOY

can anybody explain to me what the fuck is happening

>people here make constand fun of lozrandom humor
>but this is somehow based

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You really don't they're fun to fuck but not worth dealing with, I had one that could cum from being fucked and that was the hottest shit.

>wearing a Young Cucks shirt for a Devolver comedy skit
Those incels just can't help themselves.

reddit is here for e3.

people who are fans of rick and morty tier shit try making something funny

that cg set was so hot

Yea Forums full of underaged contrarians. devolver has never been funny or based.

shitposters leave

Why is this still going on?

Then I definitely want to fuck a trap!!
Being able to play vidya with them would just be a bonus

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>brainlet too dumb to understand the point
>Doesn't even know what lolsorandum humor is

12
HOURS
TO GO

>there are "people" here who unironically find this shit funny

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Is Devolver done? what the fuck is happening

I've played vidya with all kinds of traps

it's devolver, that's happening you retarded swine

quite ironic how this is the highest orm of self awarenes sthat they can reach.
betraying how much of imbeciles they are.

Is this something Devolver do to let their workers go wild and feel free for a day?

youtube.com/watch?v=KsZLCETBAKE

>you just dont gwt it ugghhh like thwy make fun of the games just like meee!!! Its too deep and thoughtfull is le maddness travel xD. Its wacky
Yeah kill yourself retard. The conferencw and show have allways been fucking shit

>He doesn't like Tim and Eric
>He doesn't like Strong bad
>he doesn't like pre-rick and morty Adult swim
kys my man.

Their jokes are getting old the same way scary movie got old.

It's something to fill Twitch's midnight timeslot in-between E3 days
it's not done by Devolver but by twitch staff.
Apparently it's a collab with Adult Swim.

Yes, it is 12 hours long

Seething

>admitting to being underage

>$5,000 modern arcade cabinet

>Yes, it is 12 hours long
What? Seriously?

reread my post, especially the bottom bit.

>watching this
>live in Illinois
>it's not January yet

What the fuck? is the devolver conference over already? where are the games

Yes. Pre-recorded skits + other random contet.
It's pretty much 12 hours of shitposting

Someone post that number

Damn 12 hours, shieeet. I'm already invested.

I read your post, it doesn't change that what you listed appeals to children

Is it live? Or is it live?

I wanna get paid to do drugs and play video games live.

This is the cringiest "press conference" I've ever seen. Even konami 2010 wasn't this bad. Ironic cringe is just as bad as unironic cringe btw.

good stream, good thread

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IT'S LIV

Oh I didn't know that. I hate that I have to go to sleep so I can go to work tomorrow, this could be a silly and fun way to waste time.

Do they record the whole thing so I can see it later?

>arcade cabinet House of the Dead style lightgun game with indie topdown pixelshit aesthetic

I can't really be mad because it's so off the wall, and I'd pop a few quarters in if I saw this at a laundromat, but seriously, who the fuck is this even for?

>he doesn't watch E3 just for the real cringe

Then why haven't you slit your wrist yet faggot?

>donate all your shekels

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>cringe
I don't think you know what that means. This is like bootleg Tim and Eric if anything

The press conferences are over dumbass, this is the pre pre show.

>berenstain bears
its the berenstein bears in the correct timeline

Yeh, the first one is still up on youtube.

But it's honestly about watching it for 12 hours straight all the way from night to morning

>SHEKELS
RIP

there's soon to be a landfill full of these

Tim and Eric is actually well written and funny though.

>Then why haven't you slit your wrist yet faggot?
Just revealed yourself as underage yet again

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SEGA Atlus ???

>Ironic cringe is just as bad as unironic cringe
Have sexual relations with another member of the human race

Is the black guy Ify Nwadiwe or is it just that all black people look the same?

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>posting memefrog
lol

>It'll hit 1000 easy
HAHAHAHAHA
Delusional Devolver Digital Degenerates DESTROYED

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It's too bad Tim is a massive faggot responsible for World Peace being cancelled early.

nothing on metal wolf chaos?

Cute and wholsomepilled

chicks got a nice ass

>frogposter
>calling anyone underaged

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>Metal Wolf Chaos is dead

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>lesbian
But she's clearly marrying a man in this photo.

This isn't really that funny and it's weird that people are shocked that not everyone find it hilarious but whatever, ultimately it's insignificant

she almost looks somewhat attractive here

metal wolf chaos was dead on arrival when devolver violated their contract

What kind of a sick fuck jerks off to a picture of someone thinking about getting married?

I just got here. What did I miss and why is catherine on screen?

What contract violation?

thanks man. best thing to come out of this conference.

They got another SEGA rep, this year one from Atlus

WHO THIS?

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they were required by from software not to make MAGA jokes and made one in the announcement

Fucking hell

>saying this in the place where people post Pepe and Wojak edits, "cope", "seethe", and "have sex" ad infinitum, as if they get funnier each time

Prove it

Source?
Can't find anything

Devolver Bootleg is actually pretty fun desu

Yeah no it's cringey here too.

wait, is that it?

>he finally figured it out

wtf is real

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I'm an achievement slut. Does anyone know how to get these?

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He's lying, dumbasses. They added new merch to their store just 2 days ago.

devolverdigital.limitedrun.com/products/644820-metal-wolf-chaos-figure

Why call me a dumbass for calling him out on showing no evidence? Retard

To get your attention, moron.

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Uh oh, this girl's pits are super hairy.

It was at BitSummit 2 days ago. It's fine.
s.gamespark.jp/article/2019/06/07/90314.amp.html

WHERE WAS IT???

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I want a full version of this play

Are they reading fanfiction?

The absolute state of Wham City

no it's a stage adaptation of umk3

So whats the deal with Devolver conferences do people think it's funny because it's wacky and zany and bad on purpose therefore you aren't allowed to criticize it only praise it?

that's a shadow.

Based piku raber.

No it's not

It was fun the first time because it was unexpected, why are they doing the same sketch again?

it's funny

I FUCKING TOLD YOU, HAIRY PITS

It might just not be your cup of tea m8

those armpits ...

What's the reason then
I can't find a reason for normal marriage even

ohononono pit bros

PLEASE GIVE US A PSYCHIC CHARACTER

I can still deal with it.

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ya it is you nigger.

someone tell him

For those unaware, this is Alan Resnick and Wham City.

prove it

Oh thank GOD

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"lesbian marriage
>happy

Lesbian domestic abuse is higher than average.

MORE

Steam Achievement Manager

enhance

I want Jordan Petersen to off himself. Fucking faggot.

Its okay if she likes it

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Someone farted I heard it

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F for Sonya's wrists

This image sure has gotten big

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I think they're on the last page

karpal tunnel syndrome

THAT ENTIRE THING WAS FUCKING IMPROV

AAAAA I NEED MORE OF HER PITS

How rare is carnage?

I can recommend the adult swim stream they're mentioning, its pretty funny during E3

>bruh baporwave broh xD
fuck this hipster zoomer shit

What even just happened

pbs.twimg.com/media/D0gVDN3UcAA2NGe.jpg:orig

Sounds like you just need to make your bed and wash your dick, retard. I'm Jordan Peterson—give me your money.

The fever dream is starting.

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she is a very dirty girl
Vaperwave is nearly 40 years old fag

I loved her in that Adult Swim improv thing, she is awesome.

twitter account?

I mean I liked it but for fucks sake where is metal wolf chaos xd
and wasnt my friend pedro supposed to come out last year

.....keep going

>40 years old
lol no

Who the hell is this?

twitter.com/cricketarrison

He dances on Twitch
twitch.tv/thesushidragon/clip/IntelligentRelentlessClintOpieOP

thanks

dumb social norm mostly. also tax reasons.

Sorry who is Devolver again?

She wants the rice

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my mom

I am.

hello 12 year old

Best conference so far

What is even happening

What did they say about Todd?

Dilate more

wew

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Todd?

I assume Todd Howard

That's a boy

WEW

then I am gay

if that's a male then i've a flaming faggot

Because she's an attractive women?

>Making Videodrome jokes within Robocop jokes
I feel like I'm one of maybe a few dozen people who this is supposed to even before and I didn't find it funny because it sucked. Good job.

So when is PC Gaming Show starting?

Wheres the nudes of Nina?