The Devolver Digital Big Fancy Press Conference 2019

Anyone got a link that doesnt have streamer faggots talking?

Will they show video games or is it another cringe performance art crap

first

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STICKY

save us

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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I do it for Paul Crick

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THE REAL E3 STARTS NOW

yes

>sticky

is that link right? what's this shit?

This

Just fuck my sleep schedule up

POSTAN IN A STICKY

I'M READY FOR ROBO MOMMY

posting in a sticky
I hope my lesbian wife makes it out ok this year

what games do they even do again?

KILL ME PETE

What the fuck?
Delver digital is tomorrow.

That is the official link they posted

WHERE'S THE FUCKING LINK

pre show

SOMEONE GIVE ME THE LORE SO I'M UP TO SPEED WITH THE CONFERENCE

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Based mods not flooding the board with more threads by making the sticky

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KINO TIME
I
N
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I
M
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STICKIED

This please, I will take IGN over this shit

STICKY ALREADY?

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I was here

This will be a fine addition to my compilation.

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Learning she's a married dyke really ruined it for me kek

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LITERALLY WHO

Just gimme a Metal Wolf Chaos release date.
Literally the only thing I and I want to assume hundreds of thousands of others want

I hope they have good vidya

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Why did you post the worst fucking stream you retarded faggot

I AM HERE
TO
TALK ABOUT

METAL WOLF

(UHH)

CHAOS

nigort

WHO

how do you spell pearl harbor?

It's too meta for it's own good. I'm not going to be a complete nigger and say it's not a good time but they just need to dial it down a notch.

Fuck pornfags
Fuck ERPtrannies
and FUCK discord tourists

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NINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this annemunition thot is really annoying.

FUTURE'S FUTURE'S FUTURE.

>all that time for literally nothing

clips.twitch.tv/AgileFantasticPangolinMrDestructoid

TODD CAUGHT ON HOT MIC

CONFIRMED REAL

"get this fucking guy"

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Are they doing another of that adult swim talk show?

all boards report for duty.
/r9k/ checking in

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POST YOUR HYPE FACE

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KINO incoming.

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AHAHAHAHA

A STICKY WITH ONLY 30 REPLIES?

THIS BOARD REALLY IS DEAD AMIRITE

Fucking this.

lazy faggots
twitch.tv/devolverdigital

It's the only RIGHT link you stupid fucking asshole.

RIP music

reply to this post if you masturbate to NTR

SUMMON

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Based

??

>DEVOLVER.
Literally whom?

F U N

killin it

that just makes it better

how long until it goes live?

THEY ARE GOING TO STEALTH LAUNCH METAL WOLF CHAOS TONIGHT
>THEY ARE GOING TO STEALTH LAUNCH METAL WOLF CHAOS TONIGHT
THEY ARE GOING TO STEALTH LAUNCH METAL WOLF CHAOS TONIGHT
>THEY ARE GOING TO STEALTH LAUNCH METAL WOLF CHAOS TONIGHT
THEY ARE GOING TO STEALTH LAUNCH METAL WOLF CHAOS TONIGHT
>THEY ARE GOING TO STEALTH LAUNCH METAL WOLF CHAOS TONIGHT

GET FUCKING READY

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why is it only on the gay as fuck "twitch" channel instead of devolver's own channel? the devolver channel is just hosting twitch.

Hotline Miami 3?

>tfw we'll never get another pre-pre show.
Only real niggas who stayed up and watched the entire thing are allowed to reply to my post.

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>no YouTube link
Yikes

ah-bloo-bloo

WEEEEEEEEELLLLL HE AINT MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY

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reply to this post and you will get cute crazy devolver gf

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THE FUTURE

Check a look

Again literally who is Devolver?

Stream is ded

WHERE IS IT

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OP is an idiot and so are you.

CYBER NINA REVEGEANCE GET FUCKING HYPE

Posting in a sticky!!!!!!!!!

PRE PRE SHOW IS ON THE MENU

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op is retarted

There's a pre pre show tonight though

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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GET IN HERE
comfy.zone/

CHECK A LOOK NIGGERS

Based Devolver is going to save this shitshow.

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Check a look.

CLOTHES OFF

Wait, what the fuck is this? There's another conference tonight?

Well, shit, what are they presenting?

retard

Big boys who publish Indies.

Let's go

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HERE WE GO LADS
STRAP YOURSELVES IN

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its literally right now

what the fuck is this link degenerate

fdgszzs

Already kino

What the fuck did I just tune into?

ITS ON RIGHT NOW YOU RETARD

isn't this tomorrow?

F
U
N

FUCK WOMEN

Will he be back this year?

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Are they still reusing stock footage from the first one?

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>confirmed real
Only Lirik's stream has the clipped sound. You'd think more streams or especially the official one would be clipped if it was real right?

MOMMY NINA

FUCK I MISSED THE FIRST MINUTE

>wacky randumb fake conference with wacky so random stream again
>no sam
On par with bethesda shit conference jesus christ

...

it's right now

I hope it's something good

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best lesbian in the business is back

SHE DED

cancelled

Devolver went bankrupt 10 minutes ago

god i want her to peg me

i know it's stupid
but it's true

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>Robocop

Based dumbass

lmao a robocop ripoff

I can't believe Nina is fucking dead.

RIP mommy

How did you know

The best one.

Isn't there a youtube ?

ye

based chubby elf poster

wake up mommy

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ME AND THE BOYS

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It's back though

All women are whores

MAGS IS BACK

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CLAPCLAP

here we go boys

...

>YEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH

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SHUT THE FUCK UP MARGARET

what in the flying fuck am I watching

do these people make games

TWITCH . T V YOU DUMB NIGGERS

THEN WHAT AM I WATCHING YOU DAFT CUNT

BEST CONFERENCE

twitch.tv/alexelcapo

TALOS PRINCIPLE 2

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It's happening right now you twat

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Who?

It's on right now tard

DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME

nice try, todd.

DUDE. CURSING.

how stupid do you feel right now dweeb lmao

As always based Devolver saving this shitty E3 once again.

you will never be a real woman, disgusting tranny freak.
day of the rope is coming for your degenerated kind.

embarrassing reddit publisher that thinks robot chicken is funny

Who /3am/ here?

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Then what is playing on that stream link?

no live musical performances

lets go

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>that Sony dig
LUL

will they ever release hotline Miami 3?

SONY BTFO

It's what I'm watching

Kino is back on the menu boys.

GIVE ME ROBONINA!

4am here

I don't understand, are they pretending this woman is famous or something?

Don't get me excited you fuck

Fuck I missed the start of it

RIP DEVOLVER MOMMY

twitch.tv/devolverdigital
twitch.tv/devolverdigital
twitch.tv/devolverdigital
twitch.tv/devolverdigital
twitch.tv/devolverdigital

Fuck Devolver
Fuck niggers
Fuck trannies
Fuck videogames

FRICKHOLES

FRICKHOLES

GIVE US SAM AND MWC

FRICKHOLES

This is actually quite well directed

kino

EMMA STONE?

FRICKHOLES

why THE FUCK IS THIS PLAYING RIGHT NOW???
THE SCHEDULE LITERALLY SAID IT WAS FUCKING TOMORROW.
WHAT THE FUCK?????????????

Then how am I watching it right now?

OY VEY

Go to bed fag.

FRICKIN FRICKS

>only 1000 posts
Is E3 dead?

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SHE'S CRYING

Poor Nina

Oh boy I can't wait for edgy adult swim tier humor!

WAKE UP MAMMA

Time for the rick and morty of conferences guys

Let so randumb

4AM AND STILL GOING

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OH NO NO NO
SONY BOYS LOWERD INTO THEIR FUCKING GRAVES

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Right here, lad.

yep and definitely regretting it after the bethesda shitshow

>XKEKS FUMING

go to bed bong

based raped cuck poster

I FUCKING
NEED
TO
BREED

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NO LIVE MUSIC

cringe

Wtf is this?

Did she just say Frickhole?

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FICKHOLES
MOTHERLOVING
A VIDEO

its 5 here u bitch

What is this even?

I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING FUCK

Yo someone drop a link for a YouTube English stream I can’t find one.

FRICKHOLES

reporting, cant believe i stayed up for this shit

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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thread moving so fast nobody will ever notice I am 100% straight but I want to feel a penis cum inside me at least once in my lifetime,

this is kinda cringe

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>these Sony jabs
off to a great start

try 4am breh

I wanna fuck this marketer

wow so funny

Me.
Don't give a fuck. Feels good being a neet.

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NINTENDO BTFO

This meme is so overplayed

DEVOLVER DIRECT

5 am chad here, I woke up four hours ago though

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NINTENDO WON AGAIN

FRICK
R
I
C
K

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KILL HER NINA MUTHERFUCKING STRUTHERS

I WANT THAT REDHEAD GIRL TO TOUNGE MY ASSHOLE

5AM here, don't care, woke up 6 hours ago.

I remember that time devolver was on all night and got cut off tv was going too far into randyness.

Me, fuck e3

>sticky thread is comfy
How

This is so fucking unfunny. Everyone who likes this should die.

That woman is a phenomenal actress. I'm shocked she isnt in more shit or at least commercials

>Devolver Direct
lmao

Please take a look

Omg, this is so great! Devolver is fricking epic! Slamacow!

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IS SHE BACK

I noticed

Ok

>Devolver Direct

This is fucking weird.

Yellow ass teeth fucking gross

HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS
>HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS
HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS
>HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS
HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS
>HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS
HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS
>HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS
HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS
>HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS
HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS
>HEROIN UP THE BUTT LEVELS

She's right, you know

>4 AM
Sleep is for the fucking weak.

It's 10pm here. I've got work tomorrow so I have to go to bed soon. Have fun you lucky fucking neets

DIRECT

Check other sites; it says now.

it's satire

No one gives a fuck about Devolver Digital

DEVOLVER MOTHERFUCKING DIRECT

Phil Spencer getting BTFO hard right now

>Twitch chatroom is completely unmoderated
kino

whose conference is this even? what games do they do

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>Devolver Direct
Based

DEVOLVER WON

>tfw neet and on bennies so fuck the society we live in

KINO

>That fucking callout on Todd

You didn't need to do that

cringe

>this fucking Direct format
MY SIDES

FRICK

>no one noticed the chad in the video

Aw sick time for the cringiest most try hard how do you fellow kids conference of the year

NINTENDO BTFO

SO FRESH

SO CLEAN

>Parodying Nintendo

I like it

(You)

Devolver. Even the publisher is taking the piss out of E3.

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BASED

>DEVOLVER DIRECT

Will they show it?

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WE NINTENDO NOW BOYS

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MOMMY
>MOMMY
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>MOMMY

Cursing epic style Devolver Digital please do the next Nintendo Direct!!!

its only the intro, give it a minute

DIRECT TIME BABY

hello brother

>DEVOLVER DIRECT
THEY'RE ACTUALLY FUCKING DOING, THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

honestly.

wtf am i doing here lads?

WHAAAAAAAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

twitch.tv/twitch
twitch.tv/twitch
twitch.tv/twitch
twitch.tv/twitch
twitch.tv/twitch

heck yeah

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BASED
SHIT ON NINTENDO AND SONY

Sooooooooooo where's the games

>Fresh Wilson

video games

LOL, LOOK HOW CLEVER WE ARE, WE ARE TELLING YOU HOW AWFUL ALL COMPANIES ARE WHILE BEING EXACTLY THE SAME! AND WE CUSS A LOT XD EKS DEE

HE'S IN
E
'
S

I
N

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DEVOLVER DIRECT

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HOLY FUCK DEVOLVER DIRECT. BASED.

IT'S DEAD

Hotline Miami

this is cring

WOW SO LE WHACKY AND CUHRAYZEEE LOLOLOLOL

>Devolver Direct

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It's a fantastic video game year for video games this year

Nintendo btfo

>video game developers for video games

STREAM IS DOWN
STREAM IS DOWN

>random swearing is funny

Is this like an E3 parody conference or something

haha she killed the guy hilarious

CRINGE

HOLY KEK EVERYBODY ALWAYS COPIES NINTENDO IN THE END

Quick question:

is there anything worth talking about this devolver conference?

i mean, outside maybe Serious sam BP, or Metal wolf chaos XD that probably got cancelled?

how much must i pay for her to angrily stomp my balls lads

what the fuck lol

Lmao I fucking devolver.

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I love this

is that jacinda ardern?

F stream is kill

haha swears are funny

Are you new?

DEVOLVER WON LMAO VIOLENCE!!!!

It has begun.

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>XD
Fuck off

god this is cringe

wait, get her panties what?

ATTENTION EVERYONE.

HOW DO YOU SPELL PEARL HARBOR?

No youtube link?

lmao

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F

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HAHAHA IT STOPPED. WHAT THE FUCK

Devolver is always cringe, spam threads with whatever game they show so i can know what they showed, i aint watching this one

dude cussing lmao

Too many cursing I can't watch this with my kids

Video games

THE VIRGIN SONY DIRECT THE CHAD DEVOLVER DIRECT

this is hella f*cking epic

Nintendo wins again

>Those Nintendo arrow transitions

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t. christian

I want Nina to rape me.

>dabbing on nintendo

Hotline Miami 3

MOMMY

>Nintendo Direct parody
actually based

wasn’t here for the first 6 minutes, fill me in

DUDE SWEAR WORDS LMAO
>DUDE SWEAR WORDS LMAO
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giv

>devolver's twitch cut out
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK what'd I miss in the past two minutes

Wolfcop is the best documentary I've ever seen

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now thats shithot

yeah this is boring

twitch is lagging for me

IF ONLY DEVOLVER PUBLISHED GOOD GAMES

lmao

THEY STOLE NINTENDO GRAPHICS
>THEY STOLE NINTENDO GRAPHICS
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JESUS CHRIST ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY THIS FUCKING DUMB!?!?!

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...

Thats a personal problem, working for me

based boomer music

THEY SAVED E3 ONCE AGAIN HOLY SHIT LADS

>tfw nina gets my panties str8 bumpin

BASED RETARD

>staying up late for this shit
What are you niggers doing?

F

>It's a fucking direct
This is great

Devlover has literally no games, we're just here for the skit

THIS ISN'T DOOM BRING BACK DOOM

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4u

F U N

Honestly this kind of censoring is really poignant with Todd Howard saying "fuck" on accident in stream.

this looks kind of fun if it isn't mobileshit

strange little jelly bean men

quite like the look of this
been playing tetris 99 a lot recently

i want to eat these bean guys

peak reddit humor

BANANA SONG
BANANA SONG
BANANA SONG
BANANA SONG
BANANA SONG

Oh shit I love fucking deathrun

What is this a skittles ad?

>inb4 someone says this is a BR and not a deathrun style game

JUMP IN THE LINE

Some people genuinely don't understand satire

>While being exactly the same

In what way you fucking sourpuss

What the fuck do you even want

looks cute

>Carribean family
>this song plays incessantly every time theres a family get together

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Pure kino

this is fucking horrible my dudes

Takashi Castle the game

LMAO SO RANDUM AND LE FUNNI SWEAR WORDS

>ANOTHER BATTLE ROYALE
FOR FUCK'S SAKE DEVOLVER

Don't you mean your wife's kids?

DON'T GET ELIMINATED!

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>first sony
>now nintendo
Who can stop these madmen?

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dab on then

that's literally Takeshi's Castle

>zyzz pose

based

Takeshi Castle

it's MXC

God damn it, are you EVERYWHERE?

>mxc game

so it's like a colorful battle royale based on MXC?

They’re just showing some cats right now right or what

TAKESHI'S CASTLE

I CAN'T BELIEVE DEVOLVER SAVED E3

IT'S TAKESHIS CASTLE LMAO

Finnaly, a fucking good game

talos principle 2 pls

Do they not get the rick and morty tier humor at play here? Philistines.

NO XBOX ROFL

>Takeshi's Castle the game

anime profile pic btw

>anime tranny is retarded
who knew?

>no fun allowed

ITS STILL UP FOR ME IDIOTS

Fall Guys Ultimate Knockout has been revealed

IT'S DEATHRUN

DAY ONE BUY

>MXC with jellybean men
Nice

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MXC BATTLE ROYALE

WHAT A GOOD FUCKING IDEA

Here is everything that has been shown off at this current conference for those who missed it:
>Fall Guys Ultimate Knockout (Early 2020)

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>in the style of Nintendo Directs
NINTENDO BTFO!

4am here
why am I doing this?

NINTENO'S GONNA SUE

They even stole the transitions from nintendo directs lmao

The graphics are spot on this is ridiculous

PLEASE RUINER ON SWITCH
PLEASE GRRR

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>continue the conversation on discord

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I mean after Bethseda, that was unusually poignant.

LOL SWEAR WORDS, SO CLEVER, HOW RELATABLE, NOT ANOTHER SOULLESS CORPORATION!!!!

This is fucking incredible.

NINTENDO IS GOING TO FUCKING SUE THEM

Nintendo parody?

HE TOUCHED HER BOOB

what did they mean by this

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I wanted to see Nina again

XBOX GETTING KEKED FOR GAMES AGAIN

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

HAHAHAHAHHA

PUZZLE GAME ROYALE

>mobile game announcements are now getting stickies
the absolute state of /nuvee/

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This is some plagarism going on right here

>no switch for fall guys
Why?

JEW

Right here
>not structuring your sleep schedule around E3
Do you even NEET?

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exactly what i was thinking

NICE

Who cares about this jewish lesbian dyke after the garbage that it was Shadow Warrior 2?

Did you see the fallout from Mech America Great Again last year? These people dont understand the concept of humor or parody

LET MOMMA TALK

Can't believe they topped last year

Add hilarious commentators and im sold

This audio is fucked, I can't hear this soi boy but when this lady raises her voice it's fucking loud.

trolled hard n*gger

ARE... ARE THEY ALLOWED TO JUST FUCKING JACK NINTENDO'S SCHTICK LIKE THAT?

THIS GUY IS VERY JEWISH

Why is everyone shilling this shitty generic slice of life shit all of the sudden? It was so fucking cringe
>this dumb bitch le headbutts everyone xD

I'm enjoying this

dare I say, extra based

>Devolver Chat was 100% porn ASCII art and Tinnaman Square copypasta spam
>They shut down their own channel and leave it on twitch channel only.
Impressive

Where's the Ruiner sequel

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What did he mean by this?

Nintendo cant sue a parody

An actual fun and interesting trailer, wow

hey you were in the bethesda stream, how you doing?

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>Söyny rips off Direct seriously and loses E3 so bad they don't even bother showing up
>Devolver rips off Direct for giggles and wins E3
This really is the best E3 of all time.

I shouldnt be enjoying this as much as i am

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Is it like Death Run but a battle royale?

STREAM THOSE GAMES DEVOLVER

G2A BTFO

holy shit they're dabbing on everyone

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devolver mommy is s-scary....

You guys wont be happy with anything short of no personnel at all and just back to back gameplay trailers

THANK YOU BASED CHIKORITA POSTER

Based Devolver

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BOOTLEG

Haha funny murder and blood xD
Look mom i said the bad word xD

>Game store
kek

>shitting on g2a
holy fucking based

HAHAHAHAHHA

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so where are the mommy nina deep fakes?

>acknowledging discord as a store

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Honesty. Just show the fucking games and shut the fuck up. They are just another publisher shilling games to get money and press coverage. This fake ass shit is unfunny and disingenuous every fucking year.

GET FUCKING DABBED ON
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>Devolver Bootleg

I'M IN

>UNIRONICALLY

>UNIRONICALLY
I'M ON BOARD.

based

>unironically

Are we fucking jabbing Epic Store?

>Perfectly replicated Nintendo graphics.
Holy shit

holy fuck i love how they're throwing so much shade.

UNIRONICALLY

UNIRONICALLY

>Shit all over Sony
>Then shit all over Nintendo
>Now shitting all over Epic Game Store

Holy fucking shit this is the fucking best

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t. Doug Bowser

UNIRONICALLY

>shitting on G2A
Better get your Devolver games now, before the Mafia destroys them

this is gay

DEVOLVER BOOTLEGGED NINTENDO

>hotline milwaukee
>apeout jr

t. low iq ledditor

also: fuck jannies.

everyone hates this but Yea Forums.

HOTLINE MILWALKEE

VIDEO GAMES?

This actually looks swell tee bee

sounds good

devolverbootleg.com/

This is Rick and Morty 3rd season tier
That means it's shit

i wish

WHERE THE FUCK IS MWC

>APE OUT JR

This better be real

this 8-bit song from miami

>hotline milwaukee

That's actually quite interesting

SHOOTY BOOTS

>hotline milwaukee

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>Hotline Milwaukee

LMAO

They won

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking lel

What a great idea

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>

>Catsylvania
FUCK
YES

>hotline milwaukee

based

wanna bet that this isnt going to have 1000 replies?

>Hotline Milwaukee

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>Hotline Milwauke

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>SHITTING ON SONY
>SHITTING ON NINTENDO
>SHITTING ON EPIC STORE
HOLY SHIT WHY ARE THEY SO BASED???

>complain about us on discord
YES

I don't find any of this funny but its still cute

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This is cringe as hell.

devolver wins every year

>they made their own fucking bootleg games

IM BUYING JUST BECAUSE HOW BASED THIS IS

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>Hotline Milwaukee
Can this be a real game please?

This.

holy fuck devolver is based

>ENTER THE GUN-DUNGEON

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DEVOLVER BOOTLEG

>UNIRONICALLY

>demo d said he doesn't find devolver funny
>i won't have to argue with sheep anymore

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>unironically
holy based

>complain about us on discord

SUPER LIT MY GUY

>just back to back gameplay trailers
The way it should be

Devolver Bootlet is an actual game?

>already better then Bethesda

rip grey market manager

>Devolverbootleg.com
>Takes you to Steam

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lol so rayndum funny

IT'S NOT REAL

devolverbootleg.com
>It just redirects to Steam

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LOL SO RANDUM

5 am, stayed up for NINA MUTHERFUCKING STRUTHERS

what the hell is this

this is pretty based actually

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Devolver wins E3 AGAIN

>Devolver Bootleg is not real
Why

Oh this is fun
I'm having fun

Reminder that she only has sex with women.

>animeposter is retarded
typical.

>intellectual property

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>reminder that she fucks girls

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>Hotline Milwaukee

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>me 2 pumps in

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at least they're trying

If only Devolver spent this much money on publishing good games.

This is fucking terrible. I guess they're going for the Rick and Morty crowd.

Is this humor?

CARRION OH FUCK FUUUUUCK YESSSSS

wat?

What am I watching right now

TENTACLE RAPE SCENE

tentacle porn soon?

I'm cool with how Nintendo usually does it. Someone talks a bit about the game in an earnest way without playing to some crowd, no loud woos or pauses, and just GAMES.

HECKIN

haha random gore

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Absolutely based

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SMT 5 CONFIRMED

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That's even better it means she is pure

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This appeals to my mindbreak fetish

hahaha so ironic are they dare i say it our guys lol lmao

This is a cool game actually

>save 1%

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>Hot

Fuck you they're literally making a nintendo direct and making fun of it.

is this your first rodeo?

its just redirects to the steam homepage

god i hate devolver's conferences

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she's married and is a pretty crazed leftist, so it checks out.

It is

Holy fuck this Carrion game looks awesome

Devolver Digital is pretty high quality.

Nigger

fucking BASED

SHE CAN'T SWEAR NOW

ARE YOU HAPPY FAGGOTS

Wow, these games look awful.

>WAAAAH THEY MADE FUN OF MY FAVOURITE COMPANY
This is objectively hilarious and you're a fanboy.

Holy shit this looks good

Wasn't this game made by an /agdg/ user?

I can be a girl for her

D-does anyone have her nudes?

The is hands down the best conference so far. They actually gave a shit.

remember seeing the development of this on tiwtter. pretty cool

Can I watch?

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>Enter the Gun Dungeon
>Hotline Milwaukee

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Based not aigis monster girl

>heckin' script

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>1% off Devolver Bootleg
kek

t. 9gag

based

you’re retarded

This looks neato

>The Thing The Game

BASED

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>its 1% off
ha

That meat monster is nasty

>in the heckin' script
THEY'RE EVEN SHITTING ON DOUBLE STANDARDS OF HAVING LOTS OF BLOOD AND GORE BUT CENSORING CURSE WORDS

nice
I hope to do that someday too

looks great!

Holy fucking based this awesome.

store.steampowered.com/app/1066260/Devolver_Bootleg/

>ITS REAL

if you are a zoomer probably

I think you might just be a jaded fuckwad, user.

I'm sorry you see every brand as this all consuming, heartless, souless entity that wants your money and will do anything to get it.

Get over yourself.

t. Devolver Shill

A REVERSE RAIN WORLD

That is basically what Nintendo does, and it works wonders.

>le vyolense
>company has literally 0 good games
>cringy acting
why are we watching this again Yea Forums?

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This game actually looks pretty cool

>Hotline Milwauke

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OH BOY TENTACLES

Just kill yourselves, you bring everybody else around you down

perfect, I want to be a cute girl

Carrion actually looked pretty good.

>The Good Place reference
Kek

WHAT A GAME

game looked good

OH NICE
pixelshit game but you get to play an SCP.

don't succ my balls out

store.steampowered.com/app/1066260/Devolver_Bootleg/

ITS REAL

>you actually play as the monster
Fucking godly

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hope so

Did they insult your favorite corporations you poor poor redditor?

at least we get prototype prequel

Oh shit this looks kinda cool

NITENTODDLERS SEETHING

Looks like Butcher

carrion looks good

cringiest one yet

that was cool

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