Comfy bethesda e3 2019 thread part 4

be together bros

I really hope that new Arkane game isn't some battle royale bullshit.

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to suck my dick lmao

Good things
>doom release date
>mommy nip and her ghost Tokyo game

Bad
>everything else

woo guy quieted down in the second half, i guess his voice got tired.

I preemptively declare bethesda the loser of e3. Any disagreements?

I got bad news friend.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO ES6 WHAT THE FUCK

Pretty meh, but I'm glad Arakane is making a new game.

>no hammerfall
>no starfield
what a waste

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TES6 looked fucking great

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Wii shop music and Megalovania was unironically the best part

Will Geof show Devolver?

They talked about it for exactly 2.3 seconds.

All I'll remember from this conference is the qt jap girl and Todd having a meltdown.

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no Elders Scrolls 6, bunch of mobile games. waste of time

NOOOOOOOO NO ELDER SCROLLS OR STARFIELD FUUUUUUUUUUCK I WAITED ALL YEAR

so are arkane and id the only ones who make actual games for bethesda now or what

It was utter dogshit, Todd

Ok, so current e3 rankings

Microsoft> Bethesda> Sony

Gonna take a shot in the dark and say EA and devolver will be in between bethesda and microsoft and nintendo will easily win this year just by not being fucking retarded and actually making more then 1 game

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>Cheers for a switch port of a mobile game.

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bros... sony was right

>when I tell you to jump, you say how high
Indicative of how Bethesda sees their fans. Pathetic slave children that should whoop and holler for every trope and gimmick they shove into your face.

user I. . ..

>that part where todd just didn't give a fuck anymore
>that part where the guy running the stream started playing megalovania over the rage 2 trailer
apart from those 2 moments this conference was total dogshit. imagine being a commander keen fan

>No new Tes6 teaser
Too bad

>card game
>mobile game
>fps game
egads, todd

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAWAEAAAA

THAT'S ALL FELLAS

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RIP whoo guy

Todd threw a Manlet fit and decided we can’t see it

I wasted my time watching this shit. Not playing any of it.

Bethesda are dead.

Lmao Todd getting mad at wooing guy

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MAD AS FUCK

I'll remember WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for a while.

I came in late was there any talk about starfield or VI at the beggining??

Did they show Starfield and TES6?

>e-celebs

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Post yfw this whole conference

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TODD CONFIRMED MAD

GHOSTWIRE DESERVED MORE TIME NOT GARBAGE WOLFENSHIT

No Todd coming out at the end with another TESVI tease?

Horrid conference

What an awful conference
the best part was the screaming guy going "YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" super loud when one of the presenters were mid sentence

They need to stop announcing mobile games at fucking E3.

The people who watch E3 will not be hype about a dumbed down cash grab game.

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time for
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Bros this is bad
Sony actually have a chance of winning E3 by simply not being there.
What do we do guys we cant let them win

>dont show either of the literally 2 games people care about
Bethesda is such a mess

2/10

fake and gay

The DOOM Eternal footage looked good at least

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nigga did you just put bethesda above sony you goddamn smoothbrain

No.

Literally nothing of value, tons of shit. Mobile games, DOOM (meh), KILL NAZIS STAB NAZIS YAAAAS, suddenly Beth cares about "the community" (fags and women) and some stupid streaming bullshit.

0/10

I hope is real

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It's all FUCKED.

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>>mommy nip and her ghost Tokyo game
They didn't even show gameplay. Why would anyone get hyped over shit like that Tokyo game and Death Loop when we literally didn't see an ounce of gameplay, just a cinematic trailer.

TOD WAS A NO SHOW

retard

Fuck you TODD

I thought this years E3 by Bethesda was absolutely fantastic!

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I feel genuinely sick bros.
LITERALLY the only game with unedited gameplay was Eternal.
they FUCKING KNOW how shit the rest of their lineup is. Such a damn shame bethesda has iD hostage with fucking idtech.

Except for that one autist in the audience

+ Doom
+ New Arkane game looks alright I guess

- No Evil Within 3 or Dishonored 3
- Wolfenstein looks like junk also FUCK NAZIS AM I RIGHT
- Too much mobile shit
- Commander Keen got dug up to be turned into mobile garbage like Command and Conquer
- WOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAHHHH

Truly terrible.

>no tes6
>no space skyrim
im done with bethesda

We got.
>shitty mmo expansive
>shitty mobile game
>shitty game about black-on-black violence (probably at least 30% of American crime)
>Mediocre Doom game with a new engine.

Was the music in the DOOM trailer a remix of something? It sounded familiar.

Nakamura's great. She's been Mikami's successor since Evil Within. She was also art designer for Okami and Bayonetta.

FUCK YOU TODD

Name a worse conference in recent history. Pro tip: you can't.

nope. Hes a mobile game for the switch

Sony won by a landslide

Hahahahahaha, no.

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TODD

lmao the guy on Twitch is having a breakdown

They didn't mention Skyrim once.
End of the era

YFW Microshit's conference was better
>no screaming guy
>no cringy "we are gamers" bullshit
>games people want
>technology that people want

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I don't understand how Bethesda could do an even worse conference than that 2/10 Microsoft conference.

Sony wins by default so far. Not showing was the best strategy after all.

They did it. They somehow managed to be worse than Microsoft. Nintendo is our only hope

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Its 2.51AM, I just finished watching the Bethesda conference. I am now in deep solace with macabre thoughts of killing myself. Why did I watch this instead of sleeping?

the way he says office and fucked, it 100% sounds like todd in the way it's pronounced

0 Starfield or TES6 wtf are they doing

lol

nah they are fags who just forgot to make any games this year

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can't wait till someone includes this whole conference into a cringe compilation, who the fuck thought it was a good idea to fake the audience reaction so much

Doom was the only decent thing they showed. Everything else was just forgettable.

"nazi" is the term the average intellectually bankrupt and brainwashed leftoid uses to label anyone who disagrees with them to justify censoring them, of course non-NPCs find it obnoxious pandering when some faggot swede mentions killing nazis in every single sentence.

0/10

lirik is a fag

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>mobile Commander Keep
>more streaming shit
>YOU'RE A NAZI KILLER WHO CAN KILL NAZIS YOU SURELY CAN'T WAIT TO KILL NAZIS
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Only the jap game with the super qt3.14 and Doom Eternal were interesting enough, the rest was abysmal.

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Because it’s a Japanese game

Commander Keen deserved better.
Other than that...eh, at least they are trying.
Nothing to be mad about.

Oh and I bet scalpers already purchased all Doom Eternal LE. I will repurchase it used from all the people who realize paying $500 for a plastic toy is actually really retarded.

2018 > poop > trannies > this year

I forgot about the Japanese remake of Left Behind in Vidya game form.

your mom

>diversity shoehorned into everything
>fallout 76
>worst of all, nothing on elder scrolls VI

come the fuck on bethesda

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WHIOOOOAAA
YEEEAAAHHHH

this looked cool as fuck
hope the gameplay isn't another souls clone

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Sony still in the lead by far.

Would you?

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EA's conference was yesterday.

I was expecting them to fuck up but not this bad. Jesus christ. RIP Bethesda

I was watching the twitch stream and didnt hear any wii shop music.

Were you watching the retarded IGN stream, if so it was probably IGN doing it.

That was fucking awful, fuck these shills on the IGN stream. Except blue dress, she can choke on my dick

Hard to imagine any being worse

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FALLOUT 76 DLC WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NPCs WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Fo76 is free to try this week? Yeah, I'll give it a shot.

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imagine going to e3 just so you can lose your voice screaming YEEEEEAHHHHHH WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO every time the presenter opens his mouth

Total shit.
2/10 and that's being generous.

MS was 6.5/10

That wasn't even a conference

This is why I don't watch it live and go for the highlights after. That was painful 0/10
Last year was bad for bethesda, but good lord I never expected this. I feel sick after watching that, I'm seriously gonna go take a shower.

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>literally no games
>w-we won guys....

COPE
O
P
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Todd so mad he threatened to leave LA and walk back to his office in Maryland

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Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I would anything and you know it.

Terrible teeth. Blue hair is a red flag.

Out of pity

>the Doom guys had to share the stage with all the other tripe

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what was that shit then?

>Yea Forums unironically getting triggered over the use of nazi
wow. and I thought furries and bronies were sensitive little niggers, but you guys take the cake.

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Holy shit is that Kenny Omega?

i would give her my 10 inch BBC

>Todd forgetting to turn off his mic
>this qt
What else was good about Bethesda's presentation this year?

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yeah, interesting idea but need to see more than a CGI trailer.

I think we can safely say that it was Ed's fault that Bethesda's conference was so bad. Blame Ed.

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I knew there wouldnt be shit on ES6 but I was secretly hoping there would be something about Prey 2. Seeing that girl in the M. Yu outfit really got my hopes up. Instead, I got commander fucking keen. Fuck Bethesda

how was it?

Cope. Microsoft and Bethesda just shilled our games and we won

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you are smart user

This actually.

calling it here and now, tes6 will be exclusive to the new bethesda streaming platform and modding outside of the creation club or something similar will be impossible

Stayed up till 4am for that shitshow...

only the dead know respite from this pain.

>30%
>not 50%

>Fallout 76 got even more NPCs and
>A fallout game unironically has a battle royale after failing as a rust clone
>Doom Eternal looks shit and instead of invasions like the demo last year implies it's a specific game mode
>nuWolf looks like ass
>Ghostwire and that game by the frenchies could be okay but no gameplay
>Mostly all mobile shit
3/10 waste of time watching this shit.

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Bethesda is as literally incapable of releasing something new, as Valve is of releasing anything with 3 in the title.

Their biggest fucking steps forward with Fallout, were to add back in shit they stripped out!

what's going on in this picture. i didnt watch any of the conference

Has my depression gotten worse or are these conferences just really boring so far? I had a lot more fun shitposting/watching others shitpost last few years during E3

You are kidding, right? It was zoomguy randomly killing demons in a rectangular shaped arena, no level design, no key hunting, no secrets, nothing.
They showed the worst possible footage and retards eat it up just because of the brand, what a joke.
Enjoy your platforming in an fps.

I give this conference a yeaaaahhh/woooooo

God I wish I was there.

Post more Todd edits

Wooooo guy was the best part.

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Doom

What time is devolver?

hot mic is fake. too bad though would be funny

real or fake Todd rage, this has been an excellent E3 so far

Sum up the conference in an image or video

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the fact that they gave more time for the mobile games than anything else just makes me lose hope for the company

no idea. I stopped watching it after they stopped talking about star wars. their schedule was full of sports games and battlefield 5

>be me
>install Doom 2016
>normie friends said it was great
>hardest difficulty is locked
>play it on the 2nd hardest difficulty
>game is easy as balls
>demons are neatly grouped
>some sort of encounter areas
>they die fast and leave me wanting more
>levels are linear af
>weapons are dull w/o upgrades
>armor upgrade lolwut

TBQH I really enjoyed the glory kills but they get old fast, since you need to do them every time for hp and shit.

Was hoping doom eternal fixed all that but seems it's more of the same, and I felt my heart broke when I saw the 1up bullshit like it's a fucking mario game.

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Blue hair means possibly crazy in bed, it also means crazy IRL though, it's a hit it and quit it affair

>"nazi" is this term i determinate and not the literal textbook definition therefore persecuting them nazis is bad because i say so :(
rolly /pol/lys everyone

They announced 2 new ips you retard

Did anyone hear what sounded like megalovania played on a keyboard during the gameslice stream?
During the Rage 2 footage. Didn't sound like it was meant to be there.

in a couple minutes

I only referred to the black-on-black crime. The other 20% is black-on-white crime.

I wanted to see gameplay mechanics and that's what I got

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please keep coping,
your tears sustain me

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I can´t fully make out what he is saying. Pls tell me it´s 4am

my experience exactly

that guy playing megalovania over the rage 2 trailer

>Keen mobile
>that entire F76 trailer, music and all
>80% of the conference was mobile shit
>those cringy intermissions with ''fans'' to pad out time
guys i dont feel like playing videogames anymore

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Not one of the conferences has sold me on even one game. Is it time to quit using Yea Forums? I don't even play games anymore.

Wolfenstein and Doom were always about raw violence.
Doom shifted focus on the nature of the violence, so why are all of you brainlets angry that Wolfenstein is?

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

It's fake, doesn't matter

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

that's...all? Are you fuckign serous?

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Sony wins this year hard

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Seriously, though. Between Nintendo Directs and Sony opting out, E3 has no real purpose to exist and is a pointless money sink for companies. We've seen nothing but pure garbage so far. I'm not even sure who these people are marketing their awful shit to, but it sure isn't the audience that made E3 as big as it is today.

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I bet you believe söygon is a nazi

SUCK DICK ITS FAKE

WOOOOOOOO YEAAAH LOVE YOU BABYYYYYYYYY

>Bethesda shitting their adopted child once again in front of everyone
What did fallout do to deserve this?

>blue hair
Of course not.

Haven't played nu-doom but I got those exact feelings with DMCV.
Seems like a bad modern trend.

Dragons YEAH

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So is fallout 76 finally decent at least?

>Doom eternal looks shit

Fuck, I took your bait didn't I

just no

for me it seemed to double down on the things I disliked about doom2016

more dragging platforming in between sections which add nothing to the classic doom experience. cinematic action kill button/ close off the area and kill xxx to open the door segments. would rather see a longer campaign, more enemy variety, and more sections in Hell/Heaven instead of the mars spacebase shit that took up 75% of Doom2016.

when flight simulator has the best reveal trailer of the whole event

Nah he's just some pretentious asshole who makes videos on the internet and takes himself way too seriously, a lot people do now a days

Because the people making it are competent.

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE YOU CANT HEAR IT ON ANY OTHER STREAM YOU FUCK FAKE FAKE FAKE

Literally had the cringest people talk about why ''gaming'' is good for their lives. Todd Bless Bethesda.

They're not locked. The text is just red because ID is stupid.

unironically the best part of the conferene was WOOOOOOOOOOOOOYEAHHHHHHHH guy

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>Fallout 76 has NPCs now
>More of the same for people who like ESO?Wolfenstein/Doom etc
>More mobile crap

It was pretty mundane, nothing to speak of. But it looks amazing compared to that dog shit embarrassment Microsoft made.

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Were those screaming people journo's or paid actors?

pretty fucking dreadful
>pay shills screeching for absolute trash
>WOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>MULTIPLE mobile games
>shitty MP mode for DOOM that no one will care about
>mirrors edge but in hell

gonna have to wait to see more of DOOM but im surprised on the focus on the platforming, not too excited about that. ghostwire could be cool and the jp girl was cute as fuck

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At least they're showcasing gameplay, am I rite xbros?

>now

Perfect

>no cringy "we are gamers" bullshit
Who honestly falls for this forced shit anyway? It's so patronizing and fake

She's the type I normally go for unfortunately.

Good:
>cute chink
>some streamer who sounds like Todd getting pissed over the plants in the audience going viral
Everything else was shit.
Six feet of shit > Microsoft > Bethesda
I'm going the fuck to bed. Hoping the next three tomorrow will be better than this.

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is there a clip for the woooooo guy? i tuned in right as it was finishing

whats the difference

fucking aweful

>jp girl was cute as fuck
It was incredibly forced and done to appeal to dumb faggots like you.

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yeah
snaggletooth is a plus, bluehair is a minus but she pulls it off reasonably well. works for me

F

My hype for Tokyo is purely due to Mikami being god tier.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>forced
the only forced thing was her engrish.

Whos the mommy?

Well it worked

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t. virgin incel

No, she was clearly told to act cute so retards like you would fall for it.

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GET IN HERE ITS LEAK TIME

Why does Bethesda abuse Fallout-kun so much?

Those audience members were paid, change my fucking mind.

man. microsoft and bethesda tanked so hard, i feel like i shouldn't even bother with the rest of e3.

As someone who plays ESO, no. The community is actually THAT fucking autistic.

>It was incredibly forced
The fact they put a girl on stage?
And she behaved like a female presenter should and WAS cute because she is?
>guys women are FORCED they wear makeup...
Have sex.

They revealed only one new game, and it’s an another Arkane flop.

>behaved like a female presenter
Like a retarded so kawaii~ chick just like your animes?

fake and gay

imagine making this

Best post.

dilate

>That blue haired girl

WHAT THE FUCK I WENT TO SCHOOL WITH HER

dilate

Can Ikumi announce the next elder scrolls

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Jealous tranny or jealous roastie.

dilate

i want her to announce her pussy is free to play

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That was fake

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Lirik please go

>TFW secret 76 fan whose been playing since launch

Haha what a shit game and shit updata haha, I'd never play something like that haha

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>screaming guy

the paid shill that Todd got pissed at. Guess paying off people to cheer and scream at every little thing backfired.

What do you reply when you make a good point and somebody simply tells you 'dilate'

it seems like from that point, no matter what I do I sound butthurt/btfo

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>haha F76 was such a disaster amirite?
>you know what would fix it? A BR MODE

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I liked how the theme of the entire conference was virtue signaling. Just straight up blatantly saying "it's all about love and community" instead of acknowledging how fuckign hated they are for F76.

Instead of taking responsibility for the shit-show, they're trying to put themselves in a position where criticizing them makes you a bad person.

Nice job HR, not bad.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Linda Carter aka 70s Wonder Woman

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lol? literally the first thing Godd Howard did when he came on stage was say they fucked up.
get the fuck out of here you stupid fuck.

I want to think Todd was against that whole paid shill act. Even when he went out to acknowledge the mistakes of 76, the dude kept screaming, he was clearly getting annoyed.

glorified resource sim and i bought the collectors edition

Holy shit, that means she is actually old, I hope my wife age this well.

see
And in the interview he did with IGN last week he straight said a lot of that hate was very justified and that he recognizes that even the comments that are just pure hate and vitriol come from a place of passion about their games.

I accidentally missed it because I was playing games. Is it even worth watching for the cringe or should I just skip it?

God no. It wasn't even that much cringe, it was just straight, boring disappointment. I almost fell asleep at some parts.

>Todd laughing off the shitshow that was Fallout 76
>Virtue Signaling and diversity
>Mobile shit
>Doom and Quake

You didn't miss out on anything.

All you really have to do to age well is not do too many drugs, not eat too poorly, and not be too sedentary.
Basically, everything the average woman does.

>BR mode for a game that barely has players
but why

That was quick

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if tes 6 comes exclusive to the orion streaming service and i cant install and mod it on my own computer im going to fly out to the states and publicly decapitate pete hines myself and put it on liveleak

Was there even any Quake?

depends on how much you like mobile games and feeling isolated from your own hobby

>3 minute cinematic and another expansion for TESO, game with no players
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

what was it

To bring players, duh.

t. projecting

No you won't. You'll just come right back here to cry about it.

Artificial Academy 2 version of qt jap girl, complete with blush and cum

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pal, I hope you've got some booze

No. Just mention of Quakecon which is basically Doomcon this year.

How many atoms did Todd pay you to suck his dick like this?

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The spooky japanese game might be interesting and the ground hog day game looked cool too. Nothing good besides those two. I went in expecting nothing since they already confirmed there would be no information on any mainline Bethesda games.

Also did Bethesda sort of low key claim to have made the original Wolfenstein?

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You mean l*terally doomcon

>Artificial Academy 2
its koikatsu you uncultured faggot

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WOOOOO WHAT A SHIT CONFERENCE FUCK YEAH

Why didn't Todd kill himself in the conference

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This was an amazing conference. Wall to wall awkwardness, annoying shills, terrible jokes, and silly accents. Classic e3.

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yeah whatever fagola

This man needed more cocaine, why didn't they give it to him?

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Iku Nakadashi is my wife, guys, don't lewd

>only entertaining thing outside of the nip girl is fake
Well shit, this sucked

Why didn't Todd shoot the ongoers

I can't tell these waifu sims apart, pls forgib

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They high-key claimed to have invented the FPS genre itself.

WOOOOOOOOO BASED BETHESDA LITERALLY INVENTING GAMES

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Why didn't Todd snort cocaine in the conference

I mean can you name an FPS that came out between Doom or Wolfenstein (both Bethesda games)?

WOOOOOO
CLAP CLAP CLAP

Somebody needs to make a clip with all the WOOOOOOOOOOOOS by why I assume was the same guy.

Why didn't Todd fuck that qt on stage?

Impossibru, she mai waifu

Quick googling says the First FPS was Maze War in 1973.

But Wolfenstein and Doom did invent the FPS genre

The really loud ones that kept interrupting people were all definitely the same guy

Why didn't Todd pee on the stage

polygon.com/e3/2019/6/9/18659141/ikumi-nakamura-bethesda-e3-2019-ghostwire-tokyo-presenter

Article Title: "The internet is ready to die for Ikumi Nakamura, the most genuine person at E3"

Well, are you ready to die for her Yea Forums?

There are no Commander Keen fans. There are only people who remember playing it.

Deathloop looked pretty bad. What the fuck was that art direction supposed to be? It looks like We Happy Few but an even bigger clusterfuck.

id Software was not part of Bethesda/Zenimax when those came out. Carmack doesn't even work for the company anymore. That's like saying Disney invented 3d movies with Toy Story. No, that was Pixar.

I didn't think it was real either until I saw other threads mentioning they heard something on the stream

Its fake my dude, some streamer played a clip from an HBO trailer I think and people thought it was real.

clips.twitch.tv/ColorfulTriumphantNightingaleCorgiDerp
Todd's fucking PISSED

All the clips are from the same stream and none of the other ones had it

This is probably the worst E3 I have ever seen. Even the trainwreck ones were better. Nothing entertaining or weird or exciting happened, and it's already almost over.

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Zoomer queers don't deserve a good game. The very concept of FO76 is shit and they all bought it anyways.

No, but I'll kill for her

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Microsoft>Sony>EA>Bethesda

>this looked cool as fuck
>hope the gameplay isn't another souls clone
I'm worried about this too. I'm all for action and strategy but I'm apprehensive

can someone give me a quick rundown? What exactly did Bethesda have to show besides DOOM?

Shits fake
twitch.tv/videos/436862976?t=02h19m48s

Is that Boogie?

Mobile Games.
Also Nintendo got Blades (A mobile game).

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NINTENDO WINS AGAIN
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

I heard it too. Went batty trying to find the hidden window I didn't know was still playing some gayass ad or something

Nah, he's excited about that paycheck.

I fucking love it. The memes, the cringe, sometimes games.

>protags are both niggers
its not gonna be good

Ripped off from onibaba

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>JUST LIKE YOU, WE LIKE MOBILE GAMES
They dared

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76 Battle Royale and human npcs, cinematic trailers for some games with no gameplay (deathloop, Ghostwire) some mobile games, Wolfenstein Youngblood again, TES Legends and ESO stuff and Doom.

He's not sitting in the center it can't be

Who ripped off old kabuki masks, what's your point?

Toddfag found

Take your meds user, there are people who worry about you.

this is bait i know it, but fuck you, she was just nervous but it ended up being really adorable, she just was showing off her game.
So shut up you insignificant piece of fecal matter. leave and don't come back until you've seen a vagina in real life because you're never gonna make it in real life with your shit attitude.

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obviously fake you retard

I left right before Arkane took the stage
What'd I miss?

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Deathloop, mobile bullshit, and DOOM Eternal.

any of em look good?

That was an audio clip from a television show called Succesion.

Because it did, just like Ultima Online laid foundation for the MMORPG Genre.

They probably didn't PLAN to be genre defining or even know what they were doing when they sat down with the project... but that's what happened.

I think the conference was a shitshow, the virtue signaling was disgusting.

But they did invent the FPS genre

Deathloop doesn't show gameplay, mobile bullshit is mobile bullshit, and DOOM looks like more DOOM 2016 so it depends what you thought of that.

1. FPS was invented before, it became popular with Wolfenstein. But making something popular or being THE FIRST to do it and really inventing it is something different.
2. Wasn even Bethesda at that time, its just now owned by Bethesda. Just because you buy someone that arguably invented something doesnt mean you invented it.

so the WOOO guy was paid by bethesda right?

He better be.
If he didnt even get money for his WOOO performance that would actually be kind of pitiable.

I missed it. Did we get Evil Within 3?

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They clearly had employees at the front
>shot of guy going WOO! for fo76 shit
>everyone behind him are just confused
>everyone in the front clapping enthusiastically while everyone else behind them are 50/50 slow pitty claps or nothing at all
>ESO is mentionned
>front 5 people literally stand up and go apeshit for a couple secs
People dont fucking act this way
Meanwhile during the Microsoft confrence the most you saw were some people standing up real quick and doing X's with their hands for the camera.

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no we got some weird japanese not-death stranding thing instead

Todd fire this thick lisped retard

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they did not invent fps. even though they bought ID software, there were other fps before wolfentstein and doom. hell ID software themselves had made fps games before those two games, like catacombs abyss.

>2. Wasn even Bethesda at that time, its just now owned by Bethesda. Just because you buy someone that arguably invented something doesnt mean you invented it.

Actually that's exactly how business works. When you buy something, you own it.

acktually sony won by not showing up

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She is a cutie little petutie.

Fag

Kitty reference? Man I'm I glad hes not around to see this.

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