Comfy bethesda e3 2019 thread part 3
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>comfy
>bethesda e3
First for no one wanted rage 2
i'm so mad
>NATZI SKUM
is this a Bethesda conference or an id conference?
NAZI KILLING
NAZI KILLING
NAZI KILLING
NAZI KILLING
NAZI KILLING
NAZI KILLINGNAZI KILLING
NAZI KILLING
NAZI KILLING
>wolfenstrien
oh no this thread is going to shit
>Wii theme
is this what triggers poltards
PUNCH NAZIS
>nazi scum
/pol/ btfo
It's impossible for this conference to be comfy at all.
>nazi cum
wtf how did they get away with this?
>NOZI SCUM
Lol, whoever who's in charge on directing cheering can't get timings rights.
>this kills the nazi alt-right
fuck swedes
MOBILE
MOBILE
VR
MOBILE
BATTLE ROYALE
MOBILE
oy vey
whoever spliced the GameSlice stream to play that shitty music, kindly kys
>youlie
based eurocuck calling todd out on stage
Dar hate nazis?!?! Woooooooooooooooooooo amirite???
>Wii shop music followed by Megolavania
Sans in smash
So I really didn't miss anything in the first 30 minutes besides Fallout 76 and some mobile shit?
It took them 30 minutes to show that shit off?
but what about the level design you euro FUCK
>t. /lgbt/
POL BTFO
>nazi scum
nice antifa conference
Uh, racist bigotry much? Nazis were people too.
Unironically fuck nazis.
Can't stand swedish accents
New shinji mikami game, but nothing else
Why was there Wii Shop music? Or am I just really high?
Did you see that bitch looking PISSED clapping?
This is the worst conference I have seen in a long time. And I saw the fucking XBONE PS3 and Wii U launch conferences.
NAZIS BAD
>applause
>nazis
>evil
>His name is literally Jerk.
DUDE NAZIS LMAO
>Bravery...
>using swastika in game
brave
I didn't hear the Wii shop or megalovania
Wow, Blazkowicz. So anyone who disagrees with you politically is now a Nazi? How tolerant of you
Will Todd come back?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW DARE THEY PORTRAIT LITERAL NAZIS IN A NEGATIVE WAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>killing nazis
/pol/fags BTFO!
GAMERS ROSE UP!
>you’re gay if you dislike nazis
Hitler was a literal homosexual
0/10 conference. They needed to say kill Nazis more.
Pretty much. There was some ESO shit about dragons despite it being before skyrim and them coming back then being a huge deal.
cute waifus finally
I heard it too and I was confused as fuck
Did they try to make the ugliest women possible for this Wolfenstein game?
wolfenstein looks good. gonna be fun to play with my sister
nazi ___
>conscripted soldiers
YEAH KILL 'EM
/pol/yps blown the fuck out once again
imagine how much more entertaining these would be if the west wasn't cucked by globohomo shit-liberalism, they'd get half naked cosplayers out to shill games at the very least
Get to Doom already
Ahem
FUCK NAZIS
FUCK WHITEYS
I just want more Todd.
Why the fuck don't they open source the idtech engine and let people who give a fuck make stuff with it. Such a goddamn waste it's stuck in betheshit's hands
It actually looks kinda fun... shame about the forced politics though.
yeah they're saving starlord and TES6 for last
Looks stylish as fuck
Why is Todd so angry?
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Will not play this game and still leave negativ reviews. Fuck Bethesda.
It's just pandering dude. They literally said nazi's like 20 times in less than 3 minutes.
>nazis
>btw nazis
>kill nazis
>nazis
>there are nazis
>you can kill nazis
>nazis
I think this game might have something to do with nazis, but I can't be sure.
This can't get any worse. It just can't.
>cute
NAZI GOOD BOY THEY DINDU NUFFIN
Which part? I must have fell asleep for a second.
imagine getting this triggered by a videogames
lmao
Who wants to bet America in youngblood is a socialist state?
Yes. This is simultaneously fucking trash and hilarious.
No, there was. Also Megalovania.
I thought that it was some "OH WE SO QUIRKY" shit for the trailer, but it played even after it was over, so someone probably fucked with the stream.
>1980
>nazi still occupy paris
GJ Blazkowicz, suck that nigger cock so hard you forgot to destroy nazies?
I'd play with your sister if you know what I mean.
why do people get so triggered over the franchise based around nazi killing featuring the killing of nazis
>foreign key and key walk out
hate french
because they're nazis
Dude on the right looks like a dastardly villain from the silent age of film.
HONH HONH HONH HONH
Who the fuck are these frenchfags?
>this fucking guy again
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
You gotta admit, that gameplay at least looks like it will be more fun than that shitshow that was The New Colossus.
I really hope they can't make a worse game that TNC. It was such a fucking letdown after The New Order and the Old Blood that they put out that mediocre peace of shit
I bet the writing for TES6 will be full of deep, well thought plot and lore.
Based
>neega
good goy!
fucking based
Did someone in the crowd just yell TOOT?
>Dinga
The Crossing announcement screencap this
this is bullshit. where are the games where you kill antifa and liberal extremeists?
>Dingus Bakabutumbo
>DINGA
Wait what? Fuck did I miss something? I've had the stream up since it started, or was it a certain stream?
>Jerk
>Dinga
it's about the fact that he literally couldn't go 10 seconds without saying it.
It felt forced and pandering.
love french and also love twirly mustaches
This. Cyber Pilot looks fun, but it's going to be a total waste nonetheless.
This, did BJ just save America then forget about everyone else?
What the fuck kind of name is Dinga
Dinga
Fucking borat sounding ass
because wolf3d wasn't about killing nazis it was about escaping a prison instead of just so happening to kill nazis AND hitler
This is the third time we're hearing Lee Everet in a trailer
>black man in prison
wow dinga
how racist
WE
Because Nazis started a war that killed millions and killed a large number of people while antifa set bins on fire.
Lee's back.
immigrant song lol
HINGA DINGA DURGEN
this
Holy shit, Dave fennoy
battle royale?
do these crackers know black women have straight hair too?
THIS IS WHITE GENOCIDE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
those are Nazis user, same thing
kore wa beito desu
>all these cinematic trailers
>some artsy fartsy mood music plays over it
I'm so fucking tired of these.
Antifa are irrelevant larpers. There are some games where you kill soviets
Is literally every game about the post apocalypse now
dinga balls
black on black violence
>tom cruise movie: the game
Deathloop looks interesting
Deathloop looks like it could be fun
Isn't it funny how the japanese game just featured japanese characters while all the other games are a mixture of the most hideous multiracial characters one can imagine?
And of course the all white crowd is "WOHOOOING" for it.
I want absolutely NO racism Yea Forums, you're better than that!
Thanks man, I needed more proof that /pol/ users are literally braindead.
They also light m80s, pepper spray and beat up people
so they're gonna fug in the end right?
This. I believe Ghostwire and Deathloop will be good for the studios behind them but let me fucking see the game.
YEEEEEAAA
YEE-UH
>antifa set bins on fire
yh they've never hit someone over the head with a blunt object from behind or pepper sprayed old people. Dey wuz good boys dindu nuffin.
Dishonored is a genre now?
>kill wamyn
Can't wait
FUCK
Yeah. Fuck all you racist fuckin cumstains.
>dude swears
getting really tired of bethesda conferences.
I'm getting a migraine
I want absolutely no people like you. Now what?
BLACK ON BLACK CRIME
>blacksploitation groundhog day
Neat.
HOORAY, OBSCENITIES
Deathloop looks kind of cool, maybe?
These people are French?
They look like a pair of Africans
I was watching the youtube stream posted here.
As the trailer of Rage 2 was playing, you could hear the Wii Shop music in the background, And a little bit after that, "du dun du dun" from Megalovania.
It was pretty odd.
probably because the west is multicultural you fucking retard? hello?
Cussing is funneh xD XXXD
THEY SAD THE FUCK WORD
>the all white crowd
Dios mio...
REALLLY
FACKING
COL
>French devs
>makes game on black people
Really makes you think
im about to turn this shit off holy fuck is this boring
Whats the name of the cute girl from Kajeet?
>both of them are Basketball Americans
I don't wanna say it, but ima say it
N
Deathloop looks like it would be a better movie than a game.
thats a pretty funny joke user
Arkane is dead
why does everyone outside of /pol/ automatically assume any contrarian type post to be from a /pol/ user?
Is this the most paid audience presentation in the history of e3?
does Yea Forums like edgelord mommy?
>bethesda had more balls to say the curse words than microsoft
>Bethesda fans
Is being the guy who says “fuck” at Bethesda a personality now?
haha i use video games to escape from my real life insecurities
>treating nazis as more than cannon fodder
that's my biggest problem.
I've never seen one person who was unironically triggered over wolfenstein. It seems like fake outrage.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAA
go back to your containment website.
>Studio makes a game that is similar to their past games
Whoah
>literally all faggots and s0ys
DUDE
BADWORDS
LMAO
this FUCKING sucks
/pol/ is always right, smoothbrain.
Todd cured my depression.
>LGBT
IKR, WHY DIDNT THEY SAY FRICKEN, HOW COULD THEY FRIKEN DO THAT
What's up with her eye?
Is it just the "Bethesda" thing to insert cursing in the middle of a sentence to showcase how hardcore and hip you are?
Cut that shit out. I personally find it more respectable out of developers that don't appear to be tryhards. Never understood this perspective.
Also I think I've finally reached an age where I mentally tune out of the masturbatory faux documentary interview shit they put in inbetween-reels.
I don't care.
Just show me the fucking video games. Shut up.
༼ つ _ ༽つ GIVE DOOM
>Oh damn they beat up people
>Compared to the lot that got tens of millions killed in the world's bloodiest war then got together in neonazi groups that proceeded to kill hundreds over the years
You're right bro, Antifa is just as bad, no, WORSE than the nazis...
have sex
>Chief technology officer
The fuck does he do? Police the place?
>Nignog Day
I'd rather kill communists, other than that it was blatant far leftoid pandering to the type who regularly accuse milquetoast classical-liberals of being nazis worthy of punching and censoring.
>gay btw
Suddenly... faggots talking as if people cared about their mental illness.
>SWEEETTT DRREEEAMMMSS AREE MADDEE OOFFF THHHHEESSS#SEEEEE
SHOW DOOM YOU HACKS
>no one accepts me
media gives you a month long rimjob
Take away the shitty eye makeup and white contact and yeah.
DO NOT QUESTION THE HIVEMIND WRONGTHINK IS NOT PERMITTED
/pol/ IS ALWAYS RIGHT
I’m literally Robert duffy
it depends on the gameplay, the concept of a death loop works really well into a videogame actually
>ZeniMax has registered the Deathloop trademark for a mobile game.
dailytech.page/2019/01/04/zenimax-has-registered-the-deathloop-trademark-for-a-mobile-game/
But then they're based if they randomly swear user!
>we are pioneers in DLC
Is that supposed to be a good thing?
Jesus christ I need to go back then cuz that flew right over my ears.
....the entirety of Rage 2 has been cringe inducing "Lel so HIp XD" marketing and I wouldn't put it past them to do that since they just did a really bad Too Many Cooks reference.
>did we mention we created first person shooters?
yh only every 10 minutes
Muh LGBTBBQ
Are any of the original id guys even still working there?
>Inventors of FPS
>Just show me the fucking video games.
Edgy
does todd howard still get on stage at these things and lie
RELY FACKIN KUHL
>we bought a studio that made a FPS that means we created the genre
get the fuck out of here
>We were the inventors of the first-person shooter
That was id you fucks. Just because you bought them doesn't mean you can take credit for it.
>Bethesda taking credit for id's achievements
how fucking convenient
>being so fat you need a cane to stand
yea, it's their badge of honor
FUCKING KEK
lol, "we own id so WE created all these things"
they started a business model that changed gaming user
I was watching the stream and didn't hear that. I'm calling bullshit.
thats not real, it was picked up from the streamer mic
nice
>WRONGTHINK IS NOT PERMITTED
Failed arguments are weeded out, JDIF
LOL FUCK NO, maybe some stuck around from doom 3 and they're intelligent programmers, but no 90s guys
>bethesda invented the FPS
holy fucking shit
go eat some buckshot you downright fucking liars.
Cto might actually have a leg to stand on here
>we wuz made FPS and sheeyit
literally jacking themselves off
BINGO!
Of course goyim, it was all for your benefit!
TACHYON TECH HAS ARRIVED
>literally nepotism: the company
ANOTHER CLOUD SERVICE
>streaming
>one goal in mind
making money?
John Carmack nowhere to be fucking seen
welcome to America
>That literal who on-stage claiming he invented FPS
They are though, both need to be slaughtered in droves.
Holy shit it's real HAHAHAHA
well.. technically, they're not wrong.
>bethesda streaming service
hahaha
twitter.com
>The Bethesda conference is so bad that Todd Howard's mic was still on and he was pissed off
their name is bethesda, what did you expect?
>"Altman"
>streaming
this couldn't get any fucking worse could it?
yikes my frens
>ANOTHER FUCKING STREAM SERVICE
That's 7 or 8 major streaming services in total.
Hmmmmm
that was the streamer reacting to it, its not on the official stream
gaming press conferences are stressful times these days, no fun is allowed or you are subject to appear in a cringe compilation
Holy fuck who is that bitch with the thicc thighs that presented that commander keen trash?
I can't imagine all of these lies
Those motherfuckers taking credit for Carmacks work
This ID Software guy is struggling to stand still with his cane.
>streaming
The future of gaming is just going to be a shit load of $10 per month streaming services with exclusives spread out over them
yes, yes, that's how the world works
>Streaming services
Really nigga
>streaming
WOOOOOOOOOOO
>Orion is better for streaming
>no data to show
what kind of bullshit is this
Isn't this shit about games?
>innovative
>literally every big gaming company has already announced a streaming service. Some are already out
Im gonna shove a icecube in my anus if I keep hearing woos.
B A S E D T O D D
Owning games? Fuck that shit, just keep giving us money forever and we'll tell you what you want to play.
stop playing doom on a controller
>that tiny fucking stream
>can it play doom
CAN YOU SHOW DOOM YOU FUCKING HACKS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She’s not playing the game lmfao
TODD IS WALKING HE'S GONNA DO IT THE YEAH GUY IS BACK
Oh shit
>Bringing out a guy who has to stand on a cane to shill streaming shit
Bethesda is cruel
>fps
>gamepad
HAHAHAHAHAHA
what's his end game?
Who is this cutie 3.12
Well if that's lynda carter's son he's lucky to have her genes because he actually looks like her. Imagine being ugly jewish manlet like rob altman
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHHHHH
see you in hell faggots
Even the speakers looked like they were embarrassed by the YEEAAHHHH guy.
Based randy savage is back bros
Guys my next game will be Orion enabled ^_^
How much longer are Nazis going to be the boogeyman? It's been like 70 years.
>playing nuDoom with a handheld controller
Apparently Todd was complaining about someone in the audience when his mic wasn't muted
I'll play it on a touch screen just to spite you
what a boring trailer music for doom
Gaming is fucking dead
Until Germany starts WW3.
Someone make a slowed down webm of that fake doom streaming
Oh my god.
What if they left the microphone on intentionally to make people think they didn't buy the Yeah guy while they actually did?
Asking the real question, c'mon Yea Forumsniggers do your job.
Literally who cares.
Your ass is gonna be cold then.
This is not a drill. Arkane is making a fucking mobile game.
>STREAMING SOFTWARE
Otherwise known as the fucking internet
>not the manlet and Chad
BORING
agreed. american white men should be the newest villain.
Where is the release date?
why does fags need aceptance, can`t they acept themselfs and shut the fuck up
It's just a streamer that vaguely sounds like Todd.
marty is the only likable guy here
"I swear to god if you bring him back [...]"
funny that todd literally admitted to paid shills.
>implying we should forget the 6gorillion
oy vey
At least DOOM seems decent. Thanks God.
HOLY KEK IF REAL
facebook tier post
>Even Todd hates the crowd
The French tried, and even they were too pussy to commit to it.
what if angels were bad guys too lmao
>heaven
Based
It already is
Legally though, it is their work. It's stupid this kind of thing is used for PR but that's just how media works. Still, fuck Bethesda.
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
DELETED
Based "Yeah" guy.
Until:
>White people cease to exist
>Jews cease to exist
>Nazis rise again and win this time.
Oh boy first person platforming
These two doom guys are the most popular dudes at Bethesda right now and they are living it up until eos or that star bullshit comes out and makes doom irrelevant
Fuck Doom, piece of shit game.
definitely. probably the only likely guy at the whole conference.
Woooooo
Yeah!
Those movements on the controller didnt line up with the game at ALL did they?
That’s literally what spawn is about
I hate nu-doom
you've posted your twitter like 20 times
I don't think anyones buying it
especially as saying
>THIS IS REAL!
in your replies is unconvincing
>twirling flames straight out of mario
I love it
twitter.com
TODD IS SEETHING
3d PLATFORMER DOOM
3d PLATFORMER DOOM
3d PLATFORMER DOOM3d PLATFORMER DOOM3d PLATFORMER DOOM3d PLATFORMER DOOM3d PLATFORMER DOOM
>first person platforming
It actually looks good to me
>platforming
ruined it
Until everyone realises US and UK imperialism were even worse
mirrors edge: eternal
TWEET DELETED
>doom is a metroidvania now
just let me shoot and jam out
The Future We Asked For
>more turning Doom into a platformer shit that ruined 2016
WHY
clips.twitch.tv
ITS FUCKING REAL
TODD LEFT THE MIC ON HES GONNA FUCKING WALK
>White people cease to exist
>Nazis rise again
Explain how that's possible.
>every weapon has a purpose
>1up
>?
wtf was that
I hate this "if you're in the room tonight" shit. It's a cynical ploy for claps.
You know what Doom needed? Mirror's Edge.
Where's Doomslayer's Smash invitation?
says the page doesnt exist, wanna take a screenshot?
Why am I getting 3D Metroidvania vibes from this?
FUCK NAZIS
FUCK RELIGION
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH
It was fake.
Who's ready for Doom Guy smash reveal?
At least DOOM looks great.
Fucking Kek
>Its deleted
weird
What was it? It's deleted now.
>*tink tink tink*
Is this thing on?
>*ahem*
FUCK NAZIS
This is fake. You would have been able to hear it. Nobody did.
They just turned Doom into Quake
Yes, it is. Heaven gets so pissed that they wanna exterminate humans too, so you have to kick their ass. Expect it to be the same.
And diablo and bayonetta
you really FEEL like doom
DID ANYBODY FUCKING DOWNLOAD IT?
Speak for yourself. I know Doom2016 's trailers looked like ass too but fucking hell this was worse than the quakecon one.
IT'S FUCKING DOOM
WE KNOW WHAT IT IS
IT'LL BE LIKE THE FIRST BUT WITH MORE GIMMICKS
>deleted
WHERE'S THE BACKUP
Pure cancer
>It's a cynical ploy for claps.
bethesda clearly doesn't need to trick people into clapping.
Uhhh hey bro can you not be anti-Semitic
good fucking lord
>People at E3 can play the game all week
BETHESDA WINS AGAIN
BETHESDA KNOWS
What was this?
LMAOOOOOOOO fucking shills
>Doomguy lands on Mars surface with exposed arms
It was some other guy
Yeah you're right actually. It looks more like quake or Unreal at this point
Those are alternative scenarios user, you can't be that dumb.
>Kill Nazis
Wwwwooooooooooo
>Kill Demons
Uncomfortable silence and fidgeting in seats intensifies
clips.twitch.tv
CLIP IS EVIDENCE
fake and gay
>ITS TOTALLY REAL GUYS
It's a videogame! haha they making videogames bruv
just show gameplay with kb+m i don't care if it isn't "cinematic" for a trailer
>cutscene
It's shit.
Orion tech is literally Frame Interpolation + On Device Post Processing.
gamesindustry.biz
Did Bethesda really just make those plebs cheer for the fact that they gotta stand in line behind an entire auditorium of people to try doom?
That doesn't sound like him mate
Do people really enjoy braindead fps like this?
>me shootey big baddie demon shoot shoot die die!
>they finally show gameplay of a game at E3
>they use a controller
IS HE TALKING ABOUT WOOYEAH GUY?
Please be more sensitive. They prefer to be called "Morally challenged"
Ok we fucking get it, this is padding
>Popular Clips from LIRIK
>from LIRIK
FAKE
AS
FUCK
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I am fucking walking
ikr? I don't get how people could enjoy an actual video game. Mind blowing
Demons are victims of evil human supremacists you fucking bigot.