Comfy bethesda e3 2019 thread part 3
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>CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED
DRAGONS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCKIN EPIC
this is so embarrassing
THEY JUST USED THE SWITCH CLICK SOUND THE FUCK
This is one of the worst things I've ever seen
>Rage 2
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
This conference is a fucking disaster.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT ANY OF THIS SHIT
DUDE 80s LMAO
too many cucks
SEE, DRAGONS. People like VHS and the 80's right!?
IT'S TODD!
>Rage 2
Who cares????
does ANYONE care for Rage 2?
SO QUIRKY XD
On a scale of fucking disaster to fucking disaster I'd rate this a fucking disaster.
Name my band
POST YFW THIS CONFERENCE SO FAR
Is "clapping shill" a well-paid position? Is there a casting process? I'm interested in getting into this line of work.
>YAY DRAGONS WOOOOOOOOO
Even Bethesda knows their audience is literal NPCs
ARE THEY REFERENCING TOO MANY COOKS IN 2019?
REEEEEEEEEEEE!
Rage 2 genuinely aggravates me for some reason. It's so fucking obnoxious.
Wow. We've reached an age where CHEAT CODES gets their own trailer.
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Please WOOOOOO
...
>that jawline
How do I achieve Todd mode lads?
GIVE ME ARKANE YO FUCKS
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA DRAGGGGGGONNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So random and funny xD
This is a cringefest
Where are the dragons in Rage 2?
>rage 2 DLC
who the fuck asked for this
it's all boring shit, anything new is fucking shovelware. highlight of today is john wick in a video game
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Backdoor Bois
I SAW TODD AND I CLAPPED
WTF IS HAPPENING IN THE GEOFF STREAM
You have 400 hours
To name an e3 conference worse than this
WOULDNT IT BE NICE IF WE WERE OLDER
This goes straight to the top 10 worst E3 conferences of all time
still going better then xboxes
>not like that means anything
also why is there wii music playing lightly in the backround of this trailer? anyone else hear that?
>STARRING: TRYING TOO HARD TO BE BORDERLANDA
Maybe they'll announce vergil dlc
Honestly, if Bethesda doesn't up their shit soon they should no longer come to E3
This is embarrassing
>mobile mobile shit fo76 mobile woooohhh yeahhhhh old mmo more mobile shit
fuck off
wtf did he say?
>this Wii music
holy shit my sides
whos doing this
Remember when people thought this style was funny?
Ok so where’s the part where Todd reveals this was all just a skit made by the original creators of Monty Python?
No but they've been working on this DLC for month so it's getting released no matter what
NOTZIS
At least we can sleep after this
Shitshow conferences are what make E3 worthwhile.
I'm sorry, but what's wrong with dragons?
Dragons are COOL!
uhh
I HAVEN'T SEEN A DRAGON FOR LIKE 5 FUCKING MINUTES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nazi punching time
>telling his audience to clap
Oh god, /pol/s about to have a FIELD DAY.
NAZI KILLING
Why does this guy sound toothless despite having teeth?
>SJWolfenstein
oh great, what's the next threat to the matriarchy, russians?
Nazis? Scum?
Wow, this guy's a fucking racist.
>woooooo mobile games
Fucking Americans are obnoxious retards
>Mii Plaza music
>sans undertale music
NAZIS BTFO
NAZI'S CUM
DUDE FUCK NAZIS LMAO
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Last year's EA's conference
Top 10 best e3 conferences of all time confirmed!
BUT I JUST WOKE UP
>NOTSEES BTFO
FUCKING NAZI SCUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
KILL EM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NAZI NAIZ NAZIS
take it to the sticky shitposter-kuns
who are the Nortzees?
What, you don't have a phone?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>working for the fr*nch
What did he mean by this?
Geoff dunking on all of us
This is absolutely painful to watch. Thanks for giving me ear cancer
AAAAAAAAAWOOOOOOO
>SJW Game
NAZIS STINK!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I swear to god ?? if you bring him back I'm walking... back to my office... it's all FUCK"
post yfw this conference so far
LE FUK NAZIS HAHA EPIK HAHAHAHA BRO XD
This is a fucking disaster
what did i miss lads
FUCK NAZIS
this is fake
I just realized. They might be holding Arkane for last because it's the major announcement for the year.
I shouldn't get my hopes up like this.
How fucking wide eyed can one man be, did he just do a bump of coke backstage?
>WHOOOOOOOOOO guy is silent for a while
Did...they actually remove him?
>Crummy nazis
>Not dragon creatures
post hog
I give bethesda F-.
They will show doom last to force people to watch this shitshow till the end.
People still make VR games?
Calling it now a Trump expy will be in the new Wolfenstein
>ORANGE MAN BAD GUYS
instant sales
nobody loves mobile games
nobody loves card games
nobody loves 76
epic fail bethesda
They took her
Why do they think it's a brave position to be against Nazis? That's just normal and they're saying it like it's a brave and controversial statement.
shit doomguy face coming up
I swear if they pull another >LE FUCK NAZIS
This year I'm going to lose it.
this isn't even in the top 10 of the last 5 years
Yeah, fuck Nazis.
>post-2009 Wolfenstein
borderlands with night king
WOOOOOOOOOOOO
YAAAAS QUEEEEN SLAY THOSE NAZIS!!!
What did I lose?
How do you get a job as a "WOOO" "YEAH" person
>Wii Music
>Delfino plaza intro
>That one Undertale song
I thought I was going crazy
This guy's a real Jerk
Weren't poos nazi collaborators
>tfw I genuinely am excited about Young Blood.
turns out it's from the streamer and not from E3
TNO was so good
What changed after that?
FUCK NAZIS.
isnt every one of the new wolfensteins just sneak around in levels and then gun fights?
DUDE NAZIS LMAO
The audience is paid shills.
Also racist.
Why is Bethesda even allowed to have a conference?
If it's between Nazis and the people in the audience I think the choice is clear
>people unironically like nazis
Can't wait for the /pol/ threads.
seems like they told the crowd to STFU during the trailer
>kill nazis kill nazis kill nazis
BIGGER
THAN EVER BEFORE
WOLF76
>Killing nazi scum
Absolutely based.
>Gnatsees
Can't we get more Commie killing games?
I can't describe how little I care about this
Guys, did you hear we can KILL NAZIS? Because we can totally KILL NAZIS.
I THINK THE NAZIS SUCK
God please, that would make this shitshow worth enduring
Wtf was that? My friends thought I was playing it on my end because they weren't getting it on the gameslice stream
will they make a kill commies game or too scared of china?
This guy's talking about shooting nazis like he's not talking about his Granddad
BIG tHInK
>shouts and hollowing along with clapping while a completely placid crowd is accidentally shown just under the stage
I completely forgot E3 was on this year.
Did I miss anything big and/or fun?
Yea Forumseddit tears
wasn't able to get enough people wooing/ was too annoying/ was too obvious/ all of the above
Daily reminder Nazis break their spaghetti in half.
woooo I love killing nazis!
This year really threw me for a loop. For once the Microsoft presentation has more shit i was interested in than Bethseda.
trump, and the left equating all white people with nazis
Coop is always a plus in my book
it's really fucking bad
Just caught up on the MS conference and then hopped in live when the weird commander keen shit came on. What’d I miss? Any starfield or VI?
EVIL WITHIN CHADS WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI NAZI
how many times has this faggot said nazis
Me too, tfw I was only halfway through catching up with the Microsoft presentation before this started, hnestly the Micro one was a lot better even though I didn't watch it all yet.
slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
In b4 ugly empowered daughters
>what is saving the best for last?
t. didnt look at leaks btw ;_;
Poor Hitler didn't deserve this.
At least the Nazis actually believed what they preached.
>killing natzees
What, kill nazis? Are you sure about that? Did he say we kill nazis? I thought he said we kill two nazis!
>wanting to kill the good guys
>NAZI SCUM
Time to kick some n*zi asses
>twin daughters
I'M LISTENING
Wolfenstein Rising: Revengeance
it's like this literally every single year.
The fact is that these videogame panels don't hold up because the gameplay is what sells games, not PR speek and old people trying to hype up young kids 1/3rd their own age.
So did nothing you did in any other Wolfenstein game matter?
How long can they stretch this 'kill Nazis' gimmick?
Whats this fucking obsessions with Nazis?
>women protags
Not gonna happen
You do know that Trumps brother is on the board of directors at Zenimax, right?
why are they in vr suits
>SJW game
>Evil Nazis
>WO-MAN empowerment
how is there anyone left to liberate this long after a Nazi victory?
Does everyone have a suit of magic jew armor now?
Kill Knotsies!
which sister is the dyke and which one is getting blacked?
Woooooo!
Wolfenstein looks retarded as fuck with it's space age aesthetic mixed with nazis.
Cyberpunk release date. 04.16.2020
It has Keanu Reeves in it.
Thats it
>rams axe into head
>no visible wound
>hits enemy with gun
>blood everywhere
>Female protagonists that are probably lesbians
VIRTUAL SIGNAL SHECKLESTEIN DOES IT AGAIN!
Just got home, what did I miss? What embarrassments have happened?
>WOLVES HUNT TOGETHER
DRAGONS DOGMA 2 CONFIRMED
and the mii maker theme don't forget that
lesbian incest porn with BJs daughters when
You're playing synthwave but all I'm seeing is brown and bloom
What music played during the Youngblood trailer?
whats with the cyberpunk music
I'll show JUSTICE to these people killing people en masse by killing them en masse!
>insert basedboy pic
>tfw commander keen was my first vidya
>this conference
Woah guys, what a ballsy position to take. This guy might lose his job for taking such a controversial stance about Nazis!
I'm glad that at least SOMEONE is brave enough to come out and say that Nazis are bad. He's so brave!
>no more bj -> keen -> doomguy family lineage
wtf
>Killing Nazis is bad
RISE UP GAMERS
WOLVES HUNT IN PACKS
*Dragonhold
WAMEN FIGHT EBIL NAZIS YAAAAS
They're sisters
"Killing Nazis" is dogwhistling for killing right-wingers. You know it. I know it. Let's not pretend it isn't.
FUCK YEAH
FUCK NAZIS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH
Wolfenstein has always been obsessed with nazi killing
Why don't they just engage the Nazis in the Marketplace of Ideas?
I actually had expectations for MS and Bethesda too.
>that headshot
his head was a balloon?
>white female leads
RIOT FUCKING BIGOTS WHERE ARE THE BLACK GAY FEMALE LEADS
>wolfenstein: period blood
wtf
YAS QUEEN SLAYYY
>Wolfenstein game
>Blazkowicz isn’t the playable character
What the FUCK were they thinking?
twist: both of them do and share a trans black lover
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK NOTCIES YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WTF I hate Todd now
You can't make this shit up. This has been an actual joke from start to finish.
degenerates you say?
Where that Noom gameplay at?
there probably won't even be any decent porn.
WHENS DOOM YOU FUCKING KEKS
>July
How the fuck is that game so soon? They barely showed it before now. I feel like its short but repeatable
>Lesbian sister protags
>Press X to munch on carpet
They're fun punching bag, like zombies
WINCEST
Not yet on either of em
[high pitched wooing in the distance]