Are there any Commander Keen fans who are mad right now?

yes i'm pretty annoyed like for real

I do not know how to feel.
This is cool, I mean I guess a platformer game on switch would be too much to ask for.

However if Tom Hall was involved in this, I would think this is very neat and I guess most kids play on phones these days.

Not mad just concerned, I hope it is good.

YES I'M FUCKING LIVID RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT

if you saw the gameplay its not good

I am, fuck this goddamn fucking garbage, jesus fuck

I have never even played commander keen and I'm mad.
There better be a real keen game at quakecon.

I don't think I've ever been this upset. They literally dug Keen out of the grave just to kill him again. I would have legit played another Commander Keen game like the old ones

I'm "Grandpa angrily waving his cane" levels of mad right now.

I'm 27 and I played it as a kid

>platformer series with nothing really objectionable about it, basically for kids
>"AND THEY DON'T GIVE A F***"

Can't something just be earnest, does everything need to be ironic these days?

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This feels like it was specifically designed to trigger one single person to death

FUCK FUCK COMMANDER KEEN WAS THE FIRST VIDEO GAME I EVER PLAYED ON SUTICASE THICK IBM LAPTOP WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT. COMMANDER KEEN DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS SHIT

lol

>I hope it is good.
Did you not see the gameplay

nah, it's to be expected of bethesda. Ruining franchises is their trademark

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I never played the game and even I'm pissed. Also fuck that Battletoads game.

Yes.

Let it stay dead. Leave my nostalgia alone.

I've already given up modern vidya.

>Fallout fan
>Doom fan
>Keen fan
please make it stop

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As someone old enough to care about Keen, no one our age cares about E3 anymore. What happened?

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i wanna fuck the twins haha

I'm sad more than anything else. I enjoy the fact that I've lived long enough to see everything I love destroyed.

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i liked keen but i never wanted another game

Shitty looking mobile game

it will be only worse brother

I'M FUCKING MAD

>commander keen will never have its sonic mania moment

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I'm so fucking mad, look at how they massacred my boy.

What's the point? Anyone who knows the brand name is well aware that mobile is bullshit.

I'm impressed they found a way to kill something that was deader than my sex life.

OH GOD IT IS CHINESE MALWARE TIER.
Did Bethesda code the damn thing in an hour before the show?

Irony, selfishness, obliviousness and sadism. The four humors of the internet age.

sad as fuck to see it

raping IP should be more illegal than raping women

I'm 18 and it was the first game I ever played. i'm mad as fuck

Exactly, anyone old enough to actually care about a Keen game is old enough to not have the time or desire to play mobile, at least imo.

they brought my boy back only to be mobileshit
pissed desu
this

Wasteland is getting another game.
Obsidian is a live and well.
Doom got another expansion by Romero.

For the last one, well where the fuck where you when Tom Hall was asking donations for an actual Commander Keen Sequel?

Olfag here (40+)

absolutely seething

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Bitch, I was mad ever since I cleared that 4th pyramid to save a fucking janitor.

Just embrace the absurdity and laugh

Shit man, what are you doing here?

Such a random property to dig up and rape. They gonna do Crazy Drake next?

I vaguely remember it being installed on my school's computers in 2003 or so

My family of 7; oldest in their early 30s, youngest in their early 20s.

We all played Commander Keen;

None of us

NONE.OF.US. ARE FUCKING HAPPY ABOUT THIS

RAPE OUR CHILDHOODS WONT YOU

what happened?

remember: you're here forever

What happened?

youtube.com/watch?v=14ZD9_tLwgA

Whoever thought this was a good idea should be shot.

Wait I'm at work wage slaving please tell me you're all joking it isn't supposed to be this way

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How do you go from this...

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mad? no I just feel terrible and disgusted

LEAVE TODD TO ME

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Furious. Of course they have to shoehorn a girl into it too

Keen wants to be put out of his misery.

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SOUL
O
U
L

Yes, Fuck Bethesda. I hope the Dope Fish bit Todds cock off

Tom Hall probably is.

to this?

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Clown world rules means that nothing is sacred. I'm sorry, user.

It's so slow, no wonder they're both wearing helmets.

I'm a 23 y/o spic with a shitty PC in my childhood. I played the fuck out of CK4 since I was 4. I want to hang myself after that shitshow.

who the fuck is billie
where did the second brother's football helmet come from?
why isn't Billy wearing jeans anymore?

oldfag (37 here).
not so much mad as literally sick to my stomach. jesus christ.

Yes. Fuck Bethesda for raping another series.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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And here I thought being murdered by Doomguy was the worst thing to happen to Keen.

There was this guy on Dead Frontier when I was in middle school that gave me stuff and taught me how to play and I think he was role playing commander keen. I never understood the fandom but I do forever respect anything related to commander keen.

These are the kids of the original Commander Keen

It's all so tiresome. I thought this was one of the few things we could hold on to. Nobody wanted this, nobody would play any reboots, yet here we are.

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Mario is the only series that still exists without a hint of irony.

Yes, Me

>looks nothing like commander keen
>plays nothing like commander keen
Sasuga Bethesda

Keen got the C&C treatment

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The artstyle is really good, but aside from that this looks shitty.

SOOOOOO ANGRY!!!!!! Too angry to be this angry for my age

Got monkey paw'd hard.

>The artstyle is really good

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The absolute state of this board

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35 here, bought this from a pharmacy when it was shareware golden age. Pretty disappointed to be honest

I'm 35 and I remember playing this shit same time as 2d duke nukem and scorched earth shit

>PIXEL ART GOOD
>DIGITAL ART BAD

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yes, it is. like something out of Bobby's world or FoP, or even Kid Vs Kat.

that kind of EXTREME Zany cartoon fits something like commander Keen perfectly.
Also Billie looks cute and we finally have a modernized Dopefish that doesnt look like a demon zombie or a bad render made in 1 hour.

seriously devs, is it REALLY that hard to draw a cartoony buckteeth fish like a cartoony buckteeth fish?

Jazz Jackrabbit from the idiots who for some reason keep shitting out Bubsy games every few years

>Bobby's world or FoP, or even Kid Vs Kat.
Literally have no idea what you're talking about, zoomer

Grew up with this, and I'm 28, my dad just played vidya around that time. Could still find the floppy somewhere if I tried.

Pretty mad that they're doing such a shameless cash grab, but I guess it should be expected.

LMAO The dislikes

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>Canadian Animation
>Teletoon quality
>Good

Fucking India makes shit that looks better than this for accounting software.
Go to Yea Forums so people can laugh at you.

This game isn't good enough to be hosted at Newgrounds.

Bobby's world is from the 90s

Fairly odd parents and KvK are from the 00s.

both are zany action cartoons for kids. that share the same concept and style as CK.

Ps. Style =/= ARTStyle, i know they dont look the same at all, smartass

what the fuck do you want? thundercats? Silverhawks? the fucking battletoads cartoon pilot?

sorry, but it looks good, the game might be shit, but it looks good.

mfw

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god tier bait

im seething

yes. It was the first game i played and now it gets raped.

>sorry, but it looks good, the game might be shit, but it looks good.
Keep telling yourself that m8

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yes, first they showed flash-tier animation then it's a mobile game.. then it's like some fucking stupid as fuck what the fuck is even the gameplay?

not a fan of the art style. it's wayyy too cartoony. keen's redesign is ass. mobile shit doesn't help either.

>FoP
>KvK
>action cartoons
the fuck?

I'm legitimately furious. I have always loved Commander Keen, episode 1 shareware was the first game I ever played, I even have that piece of shit Gameboy Color installment. It's a fantastic series that just got sidelined by FPS of the time, and it's so ripe with possibility for continuation; and this is what you get. Not something made out of love, designed by someone interested in making a new installment, but rather a lifeless shitty mobile game created entirely for the purpose of utilizing an old IP just because it's there.

Keen deserves so much better

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That's not Keen, it's his son (and daughter).

I dig the style and the characters, I just wish it weren't a fucking mobile game. Should've just made it into a proper balls to the wall platformer.=

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I hate Bethesda so much. Why did iD do this??

Haha that can't be real. Ha ha

>could have made a cool platformer like the first game and respect the source material
>make some abhorrent mobile trash instead

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nothing is "bait" anymore
you are all fucking stupid idiots, is what i believe, because its fucking true.

porn when?

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Twincest when.

oh i see. good to know that horrid design ain't my man keen then.

I didn’t think it was possible to surpass Nintendo in tone-fucking-deaf

Are these games worth playing? They look easy as fuck tbqh

Loved the old games and honestly just happy to see they're acknowledging the series' existence after all this time.
Now if only it weren't mobileshit I'd be really happy

Beat me to it

If it hasn't happened before, then very soon.

I WANNA FUCK SHOTA AND LOLI KEEN

Yes. I loved the Commander Keen games as a kid and they bring it back just to rape it with mobile shovelware. I would have preferred it stay dead.

>Loved the old games and honestly just happy to see they're acknowledging the series' existence after all this time.
>Raping the corpse of a series is better than letting it rest in peace
Cuck

>had to watch this shit get done to c&c last year
>keen this year

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This was one of the first games I ever played. I'm fucking livid - turning it into a god damn mobile game on top of an AWFUL shitty calarts style.

I'm fucking seething, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK BETHESDA
FUCK iD

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>you lived long enough to see Commander Keen being rebooted into Commander Kringe
Man, fuck this industry.

That was the worst thing I saw all day and I strongly doubt anything at any other conference can make me as upset as that made me. The second I saw a woman creative director I knew it would be bad, then I heard commander keen and I poured myself a stiff drink while i watched on.

then i saw gameplay and felt that grin come across my face, like the one dad at his son's gender reveal with the dead eyes. That is how this made me feel.

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Commander Keen is my favorite game.

fuck this shit.

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>"why, of course you have our blessing to use the keen ip for a mobile game!"
>heh, that'll teach that bastard tom to make fun of the VERY respectable wages Moe pays me to clean the shitters here at his gas station

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Funny story faggots when I was a little kid we would invent names for the enemies and one of them in Keen Dreams we called "dicksucker" the green fast doglike fucker iirc and then we discussed how fucking funny that was while in the car with the parents of one of us and they were not amused also FUCK JANNIES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK NIGGERS, AND FUCK BETHESDA!

press F

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I was trying to figure out how to describe this, it's just a vastly inferior worms game with a commander keen skin

Looks like Atomic Betty.

I'm ambivalent. It looks utterly worthless for my own sake and I'm not going to play it, but if some new generation actually gets into a new CK series that might make me a little happy for them. It was either this or it never surfaces again, which I'm less okay with.

>You've lived long enough to see one of your favorite childhood games become your favorite cock-sleeve.

Feels good bros.

Todd (Howard) and Riley were oh so saaad…

twitter.com/ThatTomHall/status/1137892418773065729?s=20

Resigned to his fate

it's fine. i would rather some stupid phone game just come and go in the night without people even realizing and Keen just continues to get remembered for the old games than see it get the Battletoads treatment and have it's entire legacy foreverly tainted by terrible new games

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Someone should go tell /vr/

This

i can think of one

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I feel ya, 30+ here
I remember my first 486 back in the day
I was hyped, and only lasted two seconds
"its like a sunday cartoon
ITS COMMANDER KEEN"
holy shit man

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at least you're not a Diablo fan

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I'm 26 and I played Commander Keen as a kid, at summer daycamp they had some old DOS computers and it was installed there.

I've never played Diablo, but I don't have a phone. Does that count?

>being over 30 y/o
>still visiting Yea Forums
Why are you doing this?
How do I not end up like you?

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Mobile game budgeting is as follows:
99% for marketing / TV spots / trailers
1% for making an actual fucking game

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>tfw KeenBoomer
I was just about to make this exact same thread. How did they fuck it up this badly, bros?

Dude are you me?

>Half Spic
>23
>First played video game have ever was keen 1

"Let's revive a dead IP to try and squeeze some cash out of nostalgiafags."
>Make a mobile game that is nothing like the original games, immediately alienating everyone old enough to remember Keen.
>Keen is also "literally who" tier to the average mobilefag, so you're probably not going to get much out of them either.

So what was the plan here?

money laundering

Me.

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user

you're here forever

this
I fucking hate it and it should be illegal; the commercial looks like 10x better than the actual game itself
fucking false advertising
oh but then they show like 3 seconds of footage from the game just so that it's technically not false advertising

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>implying visiting Yea Forums to sperg out is a bad thing
its a good place to vent once you become head of a family and still play vidya...from time to time
its real, you are here forever

Looks like it came from Johny Test cartoon

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god tier bait

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You're already here so it's too late.

i would have rather had them stay ignored than this fate

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It's all about brand.
Everything has to have a brand.
All brands must be retained indefinitely.

outside of slightly more pornography, discussion on Yea Forums about any event/movie/show that just happened is indistinguishable from anywhere else.

Why do they give me hope just to destroy them? I hate bethesda now for ever.

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The Diablo fanbase atleast had some fucking balls to stand up

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at least prehistorik is still untouched, besides the snes games

I don't get mad over companies ruining games anymore. It happens too frequently

they had a CHANCE to stand up

its not like that faggot stood up DURING the conference and screamed it.

>prehistorik
user...
youtube.com/watch?v=R7QlzD9NVso

I should not have say that about prehistorik, I jinxed myself, thanks user
the world in which we all grew up just doesnt exist anymore

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>twincest

Good tastes

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Yes. They just raped the series in the worst way possible.

Now this actually makes me sad, at least it seems to be a platformer

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>hair pull
wtf

>diablo fan
>command & conquer fan
When does the pain stop?

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Bethesda used lvl 80 necromancy on a game just to kill it for xp. Sasuga

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Came here to say this

I played Goodbye Galaxy as a kid. They should have left it in the past if this is how they're gonna bring it back. What a joke.

not really, phone game looks like ass but its nothing to be mad about
this did make me install and play the old games

Im annoyed because it looks like a fun game, while on Console/PC we get Calarts *censored* Battletoads

I'm just mad they made a girl version for obvious feminist purposes.

>that set maniacpaint did of them
>deleted them to look more normie on pixiv

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Im mad theres no porn

Wasn't C&C RA getting a remake or something? With former Westwood devs working on it?

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>any commander keen fans
no

>Im annoyed because it looks like a fun game
Yikes

You wouldn't happen to have this set, would you?

Me, 24 potato prick.
Brother is 22.

This was one of our very first computer games ever.
You have no idea how angry we are.

Zoomer here, I remember playing it in my school's computers a lot. Never knew what the name of the game was until 2 years ago.

Keen 4 is my favorite childhood game, just woke up from coma, what happened?

Ah yes, lets just trust EA to do something right and good. That could never backfire right?

>"former westwood devs"

>looks like a fun game
Are you and actual, literal toddler?

EA still holds the reins. Beside that, everything "former Westwood devs" have done's been mediocre at best. Looking at you Petroglyph.

>plays Mario

try lookin up maniacpaint or zabbuk on sadpanda.
probly in a art dump.

no

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Wait a Fucking moment. Keen is Canonially grandson of Blazcowicz from Wolfenstein. So are you telling me that those fucking kids are the kids of one of the two MC from Youngblood?
Also the father of DoomGuy?
BETHESDA FUCKING KILL ALL THE BLAZCOWICZ with two games.

rule34.paheal.net/post/view/3143080#search=user_id=308546

Todd not like this

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What tits?

Paper Mario exists and that series has been ironic from the start.

nuwolf has its own canon